₦airaland Forum

A female friend of mine was caught by her boyfriend's friend in an hotel not far from our lodge (corpers) she Neva cares to listen to me whenever I warn.had to give up cos I thought she's a calabar ladie.now she want me to cover for her that she was with me at porthacourt for my dance rehearsal.
her boyfriend will believe cos he sees me as a responsible friend that can't lie to him.the guy is a soldier. guys over to you abeg .I don't know how to lie especially looking into someone's face to do it.not to talk of a soidier.

jamex93:
hope for the singles

tanx

there will always be hope for the singles

dolapobello1:
You should also remember to tell yourself that no one wants to be with you, which is the primary reason you're single.

Just kidding....



You're Awesome.. (and that's why you're single)

baba wetin u deh write sir

Cutehector:
Better days ahead. Wen all them ladies will be killing demselvs to get my attention

their is time for everything

what if my wife wan born pikin

mine is just 2dice

hummerwise:
Naso boss
Some of those guys on NL tht resides in other country will be behaving like a dummy or an outcast in those countries, Even wen those oyibo slap and call them Monkey, they aCcept even wif gratitude but will come here on NL and start boasting and bragging of other pple,s country.

#yeyepeople

bros don't forget.. Nigerians dont beef

hummerwise:
Naso boss
Some of those guys on NL tht resides in other country will be behaving like a dummy or an outcast in those countries, Even wen those oyibo slap and call them Monkey, they aCcept even wif gratitude but will come here on NL and start boasting and bragging of other pple,s country.

#yeyepeople

bros don't forget.. Nigerians dont beef slaves

try ur luck sirs and mas

JackBaueress:
It is an insult to Ojukwu for Gowon to go give a lecture in a university named after the Dim. He didn't attend Ojukwu's burial and he has no business visiting the school for any useless lecture.

They should kill the senile murderer if he's sighted anywhere near Ojukwu's university.

is the dead man complaing to you.wen una wan grow? birafa is a fragment of ur lost imagination

sinaj:
i will go bak to sleep nd kip dreaming

u wish

It only takes one

Relationships sneak up on you. People sneak
up on you. It’s the guy you meet and
instantly hit it off with, or the girl that
you’ve known forever that you suddenly see
in a new light. It doesn’t matter how many
people reject you or how many crappy first
dates you go on because you don’t need all
those people to like you, you only need the
right person to like you.

Your friends in relationships are
unhappy

There’s good and bad parts of every
relationship but as a small consolation to
single people, they get to be an impartial
observer of a lot of people’s bleeped up
relationships. Fighting in public, power
struggles, sex droughts–these things are
comfort to people on the outside looking in,
who need your relationship to not look quite
so tempting and unattainable.

The best is yet to come

Being single is like being at the beginning of
the story, even if the story ends with you still
being alone. When you are married you’ve
reached the end of the story, at least in our
faulty cultural understanding of how your
life is supposed to work. When you are
single, anything can happen. Your life can
turn in a million directions. Married people
have shut doors that are still open to you.

You are the most important person
in your life

When you have an important decision to
make, you consider your wants and needs
and then act. You don’t need to consult
another person and ask for their approval or
consider how your success or failures will
hurt them. You have freedom and mobility.

Your life is a romantic comedy

Everyone is a potential crush, so you can flirt
with them all. I personally consider flirting to
be one of the most fun activities of being
alive. It makes you feel good, it makes the
other person feel desirable and cool, it’s a
win win. And it’s awesome.

Being single doesn’t mean you are a
loser
There’s some seriously ugly people in
relationships. People with terrible
personalities can always find someone to put
up with them. Death row inmates find love.
So, it’s probably not the case that you’re
uglier, dumber, and more annoying than
everyone else in the world. The simpler (and
more likely to be correct) solution is that it
has nothing to do with these factors. You’re
just single because you haven’t met them,
yet.

You are becoming a better person

When you are working towards a goal, like
being single and wanting to be in a
relationship, you need to make changes in
order to get closer to your goal. So, you are
becoming a better person while you are
single. Of course you’ll want to continue that
same drive when you’re coupled, but part of
commitment is loving someone at their
worst–while courtship is about presenting
and being your best. Granted it’s because
you have to be, but when you’re single,
you’re on top of your game.





philo(team single and glad)

wendycindy:
I don't know o... Thanks

what? can I be ur date? just date ooo not bf I mean just date ?

abt u and I in heaven praising God....lol

nice pic dear...wen is urs?

nice one son.....I love this

EnlightenedSoul:
Joke, Bell, and Art? Seriously?

I feel like I'm missing out on some kind of pun here?

play on words......

oloyolo:
In some case the fear might be a result of an incident that happened sometime in his life

I know some guy are afraid but not in that manner

He has a psychological problem and he needs help trust me if dat guy get over that fear
He will bleep more. Girls than u av ever done in ur entire life

Am a living testimony

Mine was a ugly incident that happened at a very young age

1 sogbodo anty was fvking my tiny di**
God go punish anty veronica nonsense woman I suppose tell her husband sef

mine was aunty Monica she z happily married now.

bro I understand u ...the fundamental problem is not the nff but the players

vedaxcool:
Ffk must be an reptilian imbec1l to have kept mute to this biafra radio- a radio that is anti nigeria and pro violence, what are jonathan's intentions? Are there plans to unleash this cetripetral forces against Nigeria once his flight ticket to otueke is confirmed!

from what u heard I think they are planning something silly

I mean mikel obi ....I remember after the competition I told a friend of mine to watch out for this guy ...I felt he was going to be a world best to come out from Africa.




guys what do u think is killing Nigeria football .

adahgold:
we no but is a sign of respect...

okay no p

yeye boy

so stupid of them

lol....lwkmd

like I knew it....

no wonder hijab sister no wah play ball.....

2dice:
bring as Hell
na you dey enjoy na

hahahahhah.....I deh ph oooo

2dice:
attendance keh
me no dey mark at all
...oga mi how far

oga I deh ooo...hw ur side nah ?

is just that I don't do any of these....... I can as well start today

2dice wia r u.is happening here bro .....
it a normal thing bro...the best you can do is to ask yourself am I really ready to do this? if yes den walk up to her and mark attendance.

offa is a boring place.. u can enter ilorin to see nice ladies ..but guy you r too old to be posting this online