₦airaland Forum

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ikwoche:
Of the money is given to you before you get the ballot box, run away without surrendering the materials and send a tweet copy prominent people.

But if. The money will be given to you after you deliver the box deliver it, collect the cash, send tweet to inform the public.

You win, Nigeria wins

sir they are giving us the money before the process cos no body is coming out to vote in dat place.it a normal thing they do every election time. the party involved is a powerful party

Emodeee:
na that time wey u dey hungry, d food no go quick done.

nah that time food deh slow....

Exjoker:
Many are mad but few are roaming....

lol.....smh

ryom:
Record all phone conversations and forward to appropriate authorities and sensible media houses. Watch your back and if it will be too tight, bail. Have an exit plan. Be smart! Survive!!

thank u sir.I just want all Nigerians know.won't die the same way I lost a friend in bauchi in 2011

IVORY2009:
take off ur pix frm ur DP, if @ all mod must take this to front page, I can see ur pix in ur dp

will do that now.I will update u guys tomorrow.will record our conversations.in God I trust

SkinnyDude:
then, when the hunger prolongs. omo, na to carry my travelling bag run go house.

ahahah.....I see u

SkinnyDude:
for me oh!
when am hungry and have no strength to cook or 'bay' to buy food.
i start doing emergency clean up, sweeping and arraging my room.
reading anything readable, from novel to textbook.
i start singing aloud. christian song oh!
i start vexing.
next, i go inside campus and start feeding my eyes with those beautiful babes..
lastly, i go home out of frustration and force myself to sleep..

me i hate begging o! that hunger rather kill me

that one bad oo

IVORY2009:
be careful that is all, I require you to do, becos you can be traced frm here, I mean it.... Dont give out ur info.

thanks broda ...will play safe.

saw is story last year....all the same their some lessons u learn hard

EroticAngelina:
hmm you can get him a nice suit, shirt, canvas, shoes,wristwatch, pef, etc

u r on point.. suit will do

help3852:
police can betray him.

Nigerian police are not to be trusted

Johnnyessence:
my brother don't let d love of money to destroy u oooo .even d bible says d love of money is d root of all evil .pls and pls report to d police authority and inec officials to arrest d issue of bribery on time rigging don dey start oooooo.

am not even bothered with d money

EroticAngelina:
so not true
boys and their pervertiness

did u just say boys? we don't have boys on NL we have men or guys.do u hear that girl

speaking from personally experience and you are letting in anger set in...pls wen u write don't let ur mood dictate for u.

let her express herself bro...it a natural thing and shows she comfortable with you.do ur own

greatestboss:
Guy demand for more money jare... 2.5mil divided by 4 of u is just N575,000... demand for a sum of 4mil, so that each of you pay go increase and just do according to their instructions... failure to abide could result to Death!
This life is too short for dulling things...
If you know you are afraid to do the 1st option, kindly RESIGN!
Two options are enough for the wise...

thanks guy

davidbanner:
look @ d signature of d person who posted dis,..... Hypocrite

bro am a free thinker.and I love God.at the same I insult too.silly boy

THEY WON!
...hearing chants of 'allah akbar'! Woke me....
I reached my old radio,...all news was horxed...
Kind of wondering who won... Jubilations on the
street?....this time?
But who won....it was still late...@2:15am....
Even the dead silent night was intermitently soiled
by shout of.....up.....!
Who won?.....
I took my pillow and turn off the dying media
station.....at least sleep is still afordable....abi..na!
@#%&*.......ziizzzzziiiiiiiiii........
DAWN! But hay in my new world....
Election was over,....all back to their walks of
life.... Victors were glad, loosers were sad
The victory was uncontested, globally
accepted....fair and true reflection of the the
people's vote....
Admired by the EU, and celebrated by
Africans.....JEGA was the 'best' thing that
happened...the reader read well....!
Back to the drawing board..., a wist of things
happened.... Haaaa!....she had to resign...yes its
the best for the
economy that failed to be coordinated....her final
speech was emotional as the oil barrons were
jilltery...what next?
It was a new dawn for federalism....new, new?
new!......with the manifestos been reviewed....i
attended one of their meetings
It was not roudy but lacked decorum.....the new
party was the very same we voted out.....WHAT
The game plan was juiced up with sentiments,.....we
were used,:-)....yes we were the stairs they took
to reach a grip on power,
alas!!!... with files they came.... I missed the
swearing in.....it was modrate and moderated well
too.....but some thing went wrong too soon!
In the great hall was a blind begger who knew his
way in and through the hall.....smart was he...but
was he realy blind?..
Argument ensured when...a young man screem for
help....WHAT? ?.....he kept screeming till his
voice died....they went divided at once!
Distracted from the purpose of gathering....i felt
my time is been wasted here...only to realised we
were in for a long night here,
?...Doors all bolted behind us, we were all forced
to learn a new national anthem....'can i sing it?
(.....wait.....it's not ripe yet...).
After the learning of the pledge not the one i was
used to....i realised that the door wasn't locked at
all....i assumed it was.....
Till i saw an old popular face walked in, to my
wonder, what is he doing here...he should be on the
run...but was cheered in, ...waited for....!
Now i took this seriously and personal,...what a
hell?...we deserved more from our vote than this
saga....
He coughed and addressed us..... Ovation was
great....thanks to him...BUT he concluded his short
homily with a statement that made
Me imaging what to expect.."...macbeth will not
rule!.."...was his last word. At this a dead silence
greeted the hall...even a pin drop will echo out,
Within a short time the crowd spilted into
groups....when i moved from group to group,
nothing new came forth...it was SAME,, a shame!
I heard "the new service chief had beard, and was
bald too....was he too old to write script too.."..a
cheiftain asked another old ambassador...
Well....lest you be seen as not willing, let us give
him....was the reply of the old envoy.... When i
checked the groups it was sadden that the longer
the discuss, the fewer the members...i Doubt i can
reason with the law at play.....less than half an
hour the crowd outside the hall was a nation
it demaded not a new government but "freedom,
and a reflection of the ideals that kept us a s a
federating unit."....upoar.....the people WOKE UP
it was rather late....
I cannot join the clamour outside, and the Air
conditioner in the hall failed to work..... It was
sad.....we were sweating real!
The voters wasted the vote.... The voted were
worst than ever..... The best they had was what
they met.....
Who won?......
....suddenly NEPA brought light.....my kids shouted
UP NEPA....!!!!!.. and at that i just woke up.
.....WHO WON,.?
Oh nooo! Even me self i no know? But what i saw, i
wrote!

is dat all.pls don't state the important ones

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ipleddge:
Yea I use lotion

okay.

ipleddge:
Body lotion is the best,I am sure of that

do u ss

Edwinmason:
when you see the red serpent-kill them all

I like that word kill them all

sinaj:
I love diz film
I had a crush on crixus lol

Love indeed tame evn d wildest Man...
m still waiting for dat love dat will tame shekau sha

what? okay what is ur favorite quote in d film

simdam500:
Oma wa ga bayi ooo

amin o

FxDuke:
op the breasttender ....i see you

I see u too bro

skywalker888:
Inspiring post

thanks mama

Dimples192:
Confused pervert alert. Women breast feeding a child is what's concerned to lower the risk of breast cancer. Not a grown man sucking them.

can u give a lecture on that