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mczico:
blame gej

gej done suffer

Blackett:
[color=#200000]Just keep quiet and drink chilled water. . . Let her think she has won.

Women are very emotional. Too emotional sometimes. Little things flare them up. [/color]

speaking from experience

Mhizizzy:
Will comment wen I get married

wen are u getting married?

Brugo:
I like that Gary and Mary dialogue

can u try it with ur wife

Cutehector:
When she says we need to talk, buy her jewelry den ask her "so what was d thing u wanted to discuss wid me?" She wil ssay never mind... I'v gotten ova it

you wicked ooo

LadyX:
He was not at the right place...he's married...supposed to be with his wife.

lol.......

LadyX:
Being at the wrong place at the wrong time has cost the man his freedom.

Her death might have nothing to do with him...but he will learn about the consequences of infidelity the hard way.

bein at d right place in a wrong time......at an ungodly hour

1. Don’t talk. Never forget that silence is
golden. If you’re in an argument with your
wife, it’s unlikely that your case will be
strengthened by you talking. If you clam up
by reading or watching TV, chances are that
your wife will eventually scream herself
hoarse, and then give up the fight altogether.
Score! Never forget that in a genuine
argument a tie is as good as a win.
Remember: one of the best strategies for
proving victorious in an argument is to never
really engage in that argument at all.

2. Change the subject. Oftentimes in an
argument the wife will stubbornly insist on
sticking to the subject. Don’t let this dastardly
strategy distract you from one of your key
objectives in any argument with your wife,
which is to as often and subtly as possible
change the subject. As the darting fish
avoiding the shark must be at one with the
confusingly sparkling water, so you must
learn to become the moving target that the
arrow of your wife’s reasoning can never
quite reach or pierce.
As an example of how this strategy works, let
us see what happens when Gary employs it
during what might otherwise have become a
sticky fight with his wife, Mary;
Mary: Gary, did you pick up the dry cleaning
on your way home from work?
Gary: I wonder why they call it dry cleaning?
Do they really not use water?
Mary: You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning,
didn’t you?
Gary: I’m sorry. I didn’t.
Mary: Didn’t what?
Gary: Didn’t what you said.
Mary: What are you talking about?
Gary: What are you talking about?
Mary: The dry cleaning. I’m asking you if you
picked up the dry cleaning on your way home
from work.
Gary: I’m sorry. I did. But I forgot.
Mary: What?
Gary: I didn’t. Was I supposed to?
Mary: What are you talking about? Yes, you
were supposed to pick up the dry cleaning.
We talked about it on the phone right before
you left the office! You were supposed to
bring home the dress I was going to wear
tonight!
Gary: That blue one, with the sleeves?
Mary: No. The red one. The strapless one. The
really nice one?
Gary: Oh, is that one red? I like that. You look
good in that. I like that fabric. You have
another strapless dress in that blue sort of
fabric, don’t you?
Mary: What blue fabric? No. I only have one
strapless dress. The red one!
Gary: That’s not the only dress you have. Is
that the only dress you have? You need to get
some new dresses.
Mary: I have enough dresses. I just don’t have
the one I was going to wear right now,
because, as usual, you didn’t think it was
important enough to remember …
Gary: Are you hungry?
And then Mary and Gary had sex.
See? Argument averted. And why? Because
Gary stood firm in his resolution to never stay
in one place for more than a second. Let that
be a lesson to you.

3. Be conciliatory in a harsh tone. Women
are extremely sensitive to tone. If in a harsh,
argumentative tone you say things that are in
fact conciliatory, you can oftentimes confuse
your wife into not being sure whether she’s
winning or losing the argument. This can
create a situation in which you can force the
draw, or even go for the win. An arguing
technique that can help turn the tide in any
fight is to first say something conciliatory in a
harsh tone, and to then respond to her
questioning what exactly you meant with the
classic, “Oh, great. So now what I actually say
doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters
now is how I say it, right? Words have no
meaning anymore. Great. Now we’re in
Crazytown.” See how that works? First you
concede just enough to let her think she’s
won something–and then you immediately
regain the upper hand by accusing her of
being too emotional to recognize when you’ve
attempted a compromise. Perfect! You’ll be
back to having sex before you know it!

4. give a kiss she will never forget in a hurry







note ....not applicable to naija girlfriend but wife

GboyegaD:
I love "the word" by Baba Ara and "Ore Otito" by Cronin and Scrapbook Movement Church, Surulere Sub - Headquarters.

I love baba ara too...that man is a worshipper

me personally I love sonnie babu reprise baba oo.
then America gospel nothing can take away Hillsong from me. my best song is I surrender by hillsong and beautiful exchange ...this songs inspires me alot gets me close to the thrown room of God.




guys over to you.list yours and tell us why.

2thpick:
Yes tunji

want to be sure....op can u tell me my nickname

is this tunji ? if not the op nah fake..check my profile n tell me my nickname in church

getting tired of all ds 10 tins or 16 things to make u sick or well....be creative pls.

better don't try that nonsense again

HawtMummie:
Behind........d clouds.....be...hin...d...the..clouds...

I actually thought Nosa truly died of the excessive beating he got from his TV father something..Amata when he passed on.

Story..land! Story..land!.... Jimi sholanke is a icon. deep baritone voice...chai..it is well

especially the way, the way he rolls his eyes balls ....wen xptrssinh himself

bigtt76:
Those stories back then we're scary and terrifying such that it kept us intact and away from the vices.. not so any more

or we should say we had conscience den

Lindajohn:
even people wey dem never born wen the film they reign go follow talk:.chai back in the days. just tell them to explain the drama, gobe go dey

lol...must u disgrace dem ..

smh

eliment:
GEJ is clueless about everything, how can you put your lips one someone's nose all in the name of kiss. Smh

hahaaha..my broda I tire for am oo

why not.with God all things are possible.... prostitute are humans

major466:
I wish I could marry a woman like Mama Peace.
GEJ Till Buhari kiss him wife in public.

and you think GEJ is kissing PEJ ?

mikeansy:
When u grow up you will understand GEJ plight as a man

sir hell No......a man who is so careful not to offend people will latter be mocked by the same people

those tins are now outdated no longer invoke its no longer needed we are in a jet age where myths and speculation have been scrapped out of picture

....I get u bro

bookkeepers:
[q uote author=phlio post=31529720]jimmy is a master story teller...he has a stage voice.. aunty we done old oo That was storyland. Jimmy's baritone was superb.

that guy is so special I met with him so months back

Ezechinwa:
op.. believe me or not.. you made me cry Iol.. I miss my youthful days

awwww really.....I understand bro

do I stalk them or what? well not ur fault

ds one no be love ooooo

dotcomnamename:
OK mate! In your dream!

how far bro...arsenal done score?

I see arsenal losing this match...

what do u think about this pic?

there is nothing wrong in that....so far the guy is not married