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Imagine this pre-wedding picture

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Curviest man in the world

🤔

siofra:
Both☺️☺️

Lol😳

Who dresses more sensibly between the two

Odoryewu.😂😂😂

....especially the love stories?

KnowledgeIsVast:
Dem too de dance
But they have some nice colonial/action movies I can’t ever stop watching any day anytime

And singing

Slow motion

😁😁😁

If a man says I want to get to know you better. Does it mean he's already in a relationship with you or you're plainly friends?
One of my friend is already jubilating...make he no be like say na false hope.

Rehoboth17:
Standing on ATM queue for about 5 hrs and getting to your turn, you now discover that you are holding your Voter's card and not your ATM card.

Ha
I feel like crying for you
But its funny

dayleke:
Still confused o.

You too?
Maybe you should check Google

What can you not do without?
Me: I must have Data on my phone

Add yours.

horgarzer:
When you returned late from work at night feeling very very hungry, only for wife to tell you that gas has finished with no hope of seeing anywhere to refill that night

Tnk you. I understand now. It's confusing me that's why I asked.

immortalcrown:
Polygamy is when having many spouses is legal.

Bigamy is when having many spouses is legally an offense.

The former is legal, the later is illegal. This is the difference.

If the manner in which you have more than one spouse is considered illegal in your society, you having those two or more spouses is bigamy.

If the manner in which you have more than one spouse is considered legal in your society, you having those two or more spouses is polygamy.

Okay

Are they not the same thing...marrying a person after been legally married to another?

Biting your tongue when chewing gum

What about your enemy lying against you and everyone believes him and not even your bestie believes you?

backtovillage:
Just kidding.
But you no sabi math.

True talk

backtovillage:
Is it that all Phoebe are dull or wat ?
I taught one Phoebe Jss 2 math . Ori re ku ju isu lo Maybe u are the one

No

Ask your husband if he's okay with it.

1. By birth
2. By mistake
3. By force
4.By surprise
Which one?

Janesouthall:
Shit or piss catch you for hold up...

Nairalander01:
Plugging your phone and going to bed only to wake and discover it didn’t charge at all

Very painful

_ Maths teacher teaching during break time after double period
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Buy a ring and propose to her whenever you see her face to face. If she rejects it,just faint and see what happens next.

...and you know she's wife material, there's nothing wrong with her and your momsy say that she does not like her,will you break up with the girlfriend or continue the relationship?

Actually,this is a fictional story that I'm writing. I want your opinions. This is the summary:
Mike is deeply in love with Bimbo. They get married and are living happily,one day, Bimbo's mom told them that they're siblings. They don't believe her of course but she keeps insisting that Mike resembles her late husband (Bimbo's father. He died when they were toddlers) They go for a DNA test and it's true. They are siblings. Bimbo faints at the spot and Mike demands an explanation because he didn't grow up to remember her as his mother. She (Bimbo's mother) told him that she kept him in an orphanage after his father died because she couldn't cater for both of them. Now the point is,Bimbo is pregnant. We already know that it's incest. What should they do?
Questions you might ask.
1. Did she not recognize mike before the marriage? She did but was confusedand she wasn't sure that he was her son because his original name is Abbey.

2. How did she know he's truly her son? Stories na,she put a mark on him.

So what should they do? I don't want Bimbo to abort the baby.

.....even if he says his wife is aware.