₦airaland Forum

Birniwa:
Yet the country sells fuel as high as N175/ltr in many places despite the so-called abundance of refineries in the SS? Illiteracy kills faster than anything at least in our society. I blame your parents.

The government of the day should speedily enact laws that enable private firms to set up mini-refineries and reduce the monopoly in that sector. Buhari promised transparency and total turn around of our refineries to meet the demands of the people, but he is being lackadaisical in his approach to it. If the Dangote refinery comes up it will be the only privately owned refinery in the country, think of what such monopoly can create. Of course it will ease pressure off the foreign reserve you will say but will pile it on the poor masses just like in the cement sector. A lot of southerners are capable of setting up modular refineries with less logistics and distribution cost due to their proximity to the source, but the govt will always frustrate such efforts and even criminalize the crude approach to it, instead of giving them support technically and otherwise. Look at the whole cost of setting up a refinery in faraway Kaduna the logistics and distribution risks and costs. We can make things simple for ourselves in this country, why should we always seek to be politically correct. Damn!!!!

Seun:
Exactly, and here it is: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

(Hillary Clinton has a 65% chance of winning, so we know that "a woman" is likely to win. She's expected to win 48.4% of the popular vote, to Trump's 45.5%, which would be very narrow. The expected electoral vote gap is also quite narrow at 291 for Clinton to 245 for Trump. Also, of course Hillary Clinton will have trouble passing bills in a republican congress, and due to her troubles with the FBI they will try to indict her)

Seun na this one you go carry for head. You no dey use eye see church prophesy. Biko hapu TB Joshua and his marketing.

IDIOTS!!!!! If any of them touch me in the name of enforcing CHANJI!!! THUNDER wey go fire them will come from chidinma's cucumber infact....

A project initiated by GEJ's govt. I just don't understand why the man has been vilified so much despite his giant strides. Well posterity is still out with the gavel. http://www.blackborderbuild.com/industry--services/kashimbila-hydropower-station-taraba

knightsTempler:
Highlight the difference & win 1,000 naira airtime

The guys from naija didn't come to table with anything to offer. While their German counterparts are handful with docs probably filled with MOUS and terms of agreement. Poor naija and their illiterate leaders

Tolexander:
The other room is B[color=crimson]ROOM[/color]

Broom represents APC.

Buhari is automatically saying His wife belongs to other room ie APC, his party.

"Other side, other room, ungodly things happen there"
Other room is B[color=crimson]ROOM[/color] . Broom represents APC
therefore in APC ungodly things happen there. go tell them.

Ask4Info:
A GIRL WHO IS NOT IN SCHOOL AND DOESN'T HAVE PLANS TO, WHO PROBABLY CAN'T READ OR WRITE IS DEMANDING FOR A PHONE OF OVER N200,000. THE COST OF PROBABLY THE TOTAL AMOUNT SHE WILL SPEND IN A FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OR POLYTHECNIC.

A PHONE THAT A NEWER MODEL WILL BE OUT IN LESS THAN A YEAR AND YOURS BECOMES OBSOLET.

WWHAT A FAILED GENERATION.

Somebody give this guy a bottle of beer. You sure mehn

PissedOffWeed:
wait oh....is he a doppelganger of my cousin?

That your cousin nose sef, I yaff faint. Doppelganger ko bottleganja ni

Cute ko baby ni, no be dis one dey worry me sef. Where I fit find okpa and garri drink. Na im be my own.

Jenny1010:
Giant husband with a small deek , who couldn't satisfy his wife . but gets angry with another man wants to help out

Olosho spotted. Na your type go scatter a man's home with promiscuity. Little wonder everything about your profile reeks of se.x and f^ck.

outstandingsyll:
yes, am a lioness

Cool a lioness sighted in the den. And here's a roar from a superlion.

lonelydora:
It may be Nkrumah which is for PG students. Eni Njoku, Alvan Ikoku, and Mbanefo are all male hostel, and they alook like this too. Except she visited her boyfriend.

She won't dare visit all those male hostels with similar architecture and boldly take that picture...you've not heard of that infamous TANKER!!! chants.

Debaddest:
Hmmm... somehow true

Then we yahoo or bing it.

outstandingsyll:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Happy birthday, but isn't that Nkrumah hostel in UNN?

ikorodureporta:
Is that the climate-change agreement on fossil fuel??......the last time his Power+Works+Housing minister featured on BBC hard-talk, it was one of d hottest questns he faced & he said 'naija gots to use fossil fuel to develop first before considering the Paris agreement' #KwanfiushunEverywhere!

Mehn!!, you're just spot on. Why sign an agreement that will put you in chains, when you've not even industrialized to say the least, we still have a long way to go and carbon emissions will be part of that process. Unless there are other alternative means to the industrialisation of the Nigerian state I wonder why we have to sign the agreement. Well, what do they know. Everyday Africa keeps plunging into oblivion.

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Smellymouth:


Nwannemus, If I donate my Spam 10 times( mind you, my Spam is of HIGH QUALITY it is not Aba made..My Spam is made in U.S) that would amount to #1,500,000..

5 of my concubines donate their Eggs(my commission na #100k per egg)==> #500,000..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4261828_img20160311063840edit_jpegf0a5f72ca0004ae8070f4eb2be8ea593

Chineke!! And ayam hia crying of Recession..

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Where are all these vaseline crew wanking themselves to death. Just try to keep ur milk cup ready anytime you see a celebrity boob show. You never know which wanking go give you 150k. Why shall you shy? Cc lalasticlala
Mynd44 any celeb cleavage for show?

Well after the media smear campaign and mud slinging they've finally began reasoning from the convoluted myelin sheaths hidden in their thick skulls and not from the orifice underneath their bosom. Umu uwa

Who e epp. I thought it was a major leap. Mtcheeew stirs my ogi.

ikbnice:
what has he to do with this?

A lot bro. Are you not in Nigeria?

luvinhubby:
Nonsense, when you are calculating duties at N305 -$1 & costs about N 3.5 million to clear a 40ft container. Why won't you have bogus figures to post as increased revenue at the destructive expense of local businesses.

Absolutely spot on. The calculation is not even on 305/$1. For the month of August till date it's been 313/$1. The impact on the local economy has been devastating. When importers are left groping in the dark searching for forex which is definitely unavailable.

Park well park well, make I kukuma come down here.
I just came to represent NCAN and check...... [b][/b]YOU ALREADY know naaa

PNomsule:
Which is she, a laborer?

Cash-moving operator

I bid 50k. Whattya think?

Dam'n!!! Am not, I won't, I can't be tempted to but I just found myself doing what I just said I won't do. Checking names!!!!!!!!
Afonjas!!!! oh my lawd!!!!3

I just came here to check......

Afonjas have been faking all things since 1700AD

[color=#006600][/color]Reporting live from NCAN Apapa Wharf htqrs

Amaju Pinnick is quite a disappointment for Nigerian football. I see no reason why he will be seeking for a seat in CAF or FIFA when the very office he occupies in Nigeria is a mess. Out football is experiencing it's worst downturn in years safe for the NPFL which I still believe the hardwork of Nduka Irabor and Shehu Dikko has made popular thus far. Pinnick being a man with good sports administrative background and wonderful recommendations from top football stakeholders has left little to be desired. His days are surely numbered in the NFF. FIFA ko CAF ni. Get ur house in order first.

DONSMITH123:
That guy Behind Oshio wife don finally get wetin him dey dream of since.

Lol. You're a pervert. I see no contact.

bellong:
In summary, find below the steps in applying...


1. Check if your occupation is on SOL/CSOL or nominate a closely related occupation that you can prove. Also check the quota percentage to know if you still stand a chance. You can search for occupations and assessment info on www.anzscosearch.com & Dibp site.

2. Write English test (PTE, IELTS, Toefl) based on your preference and your skill assessment body requirement.

3. Check your assessment requirement from your assessing body and submit your application providing them with the necessary documents.

4. Calculate your points based on your situation.

5. Submit your EOI if you have up to 60 points and wait for invitation.

6. Lodge visa and make payment after invitation. Frontload medicals, PCC and form 80 may help fasten your processing.


NB

For some occupations like Doctors, Nurses,(Most medical and health related professions), Social workers, Lawyers and Psychologists, you will first need to be registered with the registration body of each profession before you can start Permanent resident visa processing. Some require that you write some exams before you are registered while some don't. Detailed information can be found on the body's website.

You're quite a genius in clarity of information. Thanks for this exposé. I have a question. It goes thus: I graduated with a second class upper division in Botany from a good university in Nigeria and have worked in a freight forwarding/ clearing agency for 2 years post-Nysc. What do you advise me to choose as my skill if am to apply for the PR? I have looked up job description for freight forwarders on the occupation list but I couldn't find it. And I haven't worked in a botany related field since except during IT. I appreciate ur kind response in anticipation.

Trina0936:
Lemme help you!

You're quite crazy. Lol I've been scrolling down to get who's gonna use this meme.

It's a great deal bro. But I haven't picked up an xbox controller in almost a decade now. I've always preferred PS. Tnx dudes