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Phones / Re: Man Spotted Making Phone Call On An Electric. Pole by Pholayemi(f): 11:35am On Apr 07, 2015
Network wahala
Family / Re: Husband Wants Divorce From Wife Because Of Sexual Starvation by Pholayemi(f): 3:50pm On Apr 04, 2015
First of 10k is too small. The woman should be lashed fr resisting her hubby. N from the way I pictured it. It dsnt look lik der was a part we're vows were said. Maybe its jus d funny way naija men gt married. Dy jus go to d village n pik a gal. Bring her bak n gt her preggy.

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Romance / Re: When Gold-diggers Strike...lol by Pholayemi(f): 7:31pm On Mar 19, 2015
Badt gial
Family / Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by Pholayemi(f): 3:55pm On Mar 14, 2015
saasala:
Do you think I was mad when I said I wouldnt get married? A man stands to gain nothing from marriage. You lose your freedom. She nags you to hell. You live your entire life to satisfy a woman. She suddenly hates sex, loses her pristine beauty and becomes a fat pig with saggy booobs and tasteless asss, your jokes are no longer funny to her, she doesnt like to go out for fun any more, she now hates picnics and the cinema. You can get more than enough what you tend to gain in marriage by remaining single: Free sex, free movement, you can even have a baby mama if you are so crazy about having a child, plus nobody will call you oloriburuku for being single unlike the females. Guys, dont get married. Think well before you cross that rubicon. Seun Osewa has known these facts hence his decision to remain single (Well, I guess). Why get married when you will end up losing your happiness, and probably divorce. As for me and my head, ama stay single for life ni o...and I dont even give a hoot about having kids. This life is messed up already, why bring another innocent child to participate in it. Think Brothers.
jeez where did you come from? Nawa for u
Travel / Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Abroad by Pholayemi(f): 11:53am On Mar 11, 2015
I totally disagree.
Politics / Re: Is This Funniest Political Party Name Ever? by Pholayemi(f): 10:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
He is creating awareness. Allow him.
Celebrities / Re: Check out Mercy Johnson's Outfit to 2015 AMVCA by Pholayemi(f): 12:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
rafhell:
fatty
ugly
fallen breasty

trust me when i say that bre@st don fall.
you go hate this kind babe when they n@ked
that's cold mehn
Romance / Re: ADVICE: My Girlfriend Wants Me To Change My Church by Pholayemi(f): 11:29am On Mar 08, 2015
If you allow her have here way jus cos u dnt want to loose her. She is goi to continue to tel u wat to do. She is pose to change fr u nt u. Yua the Man

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Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Pholayemi(f): 11:37am On Mar 06, 2015
This is your way of telin us you want to marry an ashawo. Issokay. Make ur family catch u first.
Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Pholayemi(f): 11:35am On Mar 06, 2015
sirlaw2:
Do u really need me to give u Five reasons why u should go to bed? Ok.
1. Its past ur bedtime
2. Children, (ur mates) av gone to bed so like i said earlier, its past ur bedtime.
3. Ur mum will soon enter ur room to check on u to knw if u ar really sleeping... (that is if u av ur own room) so put away d phon n go to bed.
4. Surely its nt healthy thinking of nothing but sex n prostitutes every time of the day... The time u wasted posting this would av served beta if u were sleeping. At least a minute amt of brain development would av occured then...
5. Seriously, u should consider going to bed... I will pray 4 u so that u will mary a prostitute at this ur young age... I'd like to see how she will support u in d family n the thread u will open wen u finally contact the STDs that av been calling u since...

P.S... Some people, after writing, will say 'no offence meant'.... Well, if u want to take offence, ur funeral... Sue me.
true talk. Pls tel him. Am sure he was sleep typing den. Rabbish
Car Talk / Re: Has Any One Actually Seen This? by Pholayemi(f): 8:17pm On Mar 05, 2015
This is death
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Tattooed Nigerian Ladies Aggressively Rude, Unreliable&Promiscuous? by Pholayemi(f): 9:56am On Mar 03, 2015
prettythicksme:
I gat tatoo and i am not a LovePeddler!!#I did it cos my husband loves dem.Na only him know say i gat tatoo nobody else. cheesy
no be onli him. Mysef n evrioda person dat has read ds.
Romance / Re: White Woman Vows To Continue Sending Money To An African Man She Hasn't Met by Pholayemi(f): 9:46am On Mar 03, 2015
Scam at its peak.
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Allow Your Wife To Rock This On Your Wedding Day? (Photo) by Pholayemi(f): 9:39am On Mar 03, 2015
Camera u sef wetin ur eye find go der ??
Romance / Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by Pholayemi(f): 1:33pm On Feb 23, 2015
kentochi:
Guys ma plus 1 year today.
Can somebody wish me happy birthday!.
Am so happy.
happy baiday to u. Wullnp
Romance / Re: Lets Toast In Our Native Language.....#just For Fun# by Pholayemi(f): 11:41pm On Feb 22, 2015
Am from ondo state. So I wil try it in ondo dialect.


Leo(hi). Kintiri ke( how you doi), ko ni ti ri(how has bin ur day). Oti pe miti ri e nadugbo yi( I have been seeing you around) . Ko oruko e( what is ur name)Wede gba namba e yi? ( Can I have ur phone number)Da le ka to no ori ago. ( So we can talk on phone). Wo ma senwa gan( yua very beautiful) ma din da e duro . Maa ka pe e ni ori ago. I le ka to lo. ( Dnt let me waste ur tym, I wil call your phone so we can talk more) atu ka ri ra( see you leta.)


Whew dats ondo language. Tried my best sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Hanks Anuku Debunks HIV Rumours, Says It's All Lies by Pholayemi(f): 4:43pm On Feb 21, 2015
[quote author=kolofem post=30947947]I think it's the handwork of PDP because Hank does not support Jona[/quot. Who is talkin abt politics here nw.
Travel / Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by Pholayemi(f): 11:20am On Feb 20, 2015
Quote1:


I hope you're not lying.
doubtin thomas

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Romance / Re: Would You Date A Girl Your Brother Slept With? by Pholayemi(f): 9:00am On Feb 20, 2015
I won't evn go close o that family again let alone dating his bro. Dat gross sha
Travel / Re: Woman Returns N12 Million Naira She Found At MM Aiport Toilet by Pholayemi(f): 6:19pm On Feb 17, 2015
undecided
Did. You evn read d article?
tartar9:
hailing her for not being a thief:-/ why should she take in the first place is it her money?
Travel / Re: Woman Returns N12 Million Naira She Found At MM Aiport Toilet by Pholayemi(f): 6:16pm On Feb 17, 2015
undecided
Did you evn read the article??
Romance / Re: Please What To Do If A Married Woman Is In Love With You? by Pholayemi(f): 5:28pm On Feb 13, 2015
Keep away from her fr life
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Cute Pic Of His Step-mum by Pholayemi(f): 7:29pm On Feb 12, 2015
Mimienudles:
Step mum looks more like his sister. Young and pretty
she dsnt look anytin lik his sis. Ds woman is old
Politics / Re: Gov. Fashola Collects His PVC At A Polling Unit (Photos) by Pholayemi(f): 1:37pm On Feb 09, 2015
So
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Pholayemi(f): 2:18pm On Feb 04, 2015
Very funny. Tnx fr cracking me up
Crime / Re: Woman Accuses Lebanese Couple Of Torture (pictured) by Pholayemi(f): 1:54pm On Jan 29, 2015
This is so annoyin. This people wil com to. Our own country start a bisnes and yet they treat us lik they are doi us a favo by bringin dia bisnes here. Nigerians can not go to dia plc n want to stat a bisnes lik dat. Dy wil give you conditions dat wil mak u want to change ur mind abt d bisnes. N yet dy com here do it freely. Our leaders av sold us out to these ppl dat y dy can do n undo.
Jokes Etc / Re: PHOTO: If You Don ’t Know What This Is , You Really Missed by Pholayemi(f): 3:36pm On Jan 22, 2015
grin
Those days wen you spend one naira and stil get 50kobo change.
Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Pholayemi(f): 2:30pm On Jan 17, 2015
Girl u dy fear ooo. Buh rili ds is funny
Forum Games / Re: View Pix And Tell Us What U"ll Do If You Find Urself In Such A Situation by Pholayemi(f): 10:25pm On Jan 12, 2015
say ur last prayer
Family / Re: What Do You Think About A Single Guy Getting A Female House Help? by Pholayemi(f): 10:55am On Jan 10, 2015
She dsnt av to be the type of maid dat stays home. She cud com lik once or twice. A week. Do the chores n go.

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Romance / Re: Help!!! She Says She Will Marry Him If Only His Mother Is Dead! Advice Please by Pholayemi(f): 9:43am On Jan 07, 2015
Guy there other girls. When she wants ur mum dead b4 she marries you. Then she dsnt love u. Am nt sure if she want to witness her sons wedding.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Dresses Like A Real Man, Wearing A Suit For The First Time (photos) by Pholayemi(f): 9:05pm On Jan 02, 2015
Wow. He really looks like a MR. I hope he continues to dress like dis.

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