₦airaland Forum

Nah there e dey start from, common SUG president don gather a whole community to be him special advisers. If him become ordinary counselor den nah to pack a whole local government to be him SA.

She don dey go small small be that...

Give her an iPhone 14 and watch her running back to you as fast as her tiny legs would carry her...



You think say dem get sense before abi?🤷‍♂️

Timmi:
Good for you to fast, you need to loose weight so that you stop looking like a Goodyear blimp, or like an amoeba with no shape. For me and my house, Tinubu's tenure shall favor us, we shall be bless and eat from the fat of the land in Jesus name.

Yes o!
The 8k palliative would definitely serve as the beginning of ”the fat of the land”...

Nah fasting I dey do since Tilumbu enter government so no no whether food cost abi e cheap...

Hmmmmm

APCNig:
Just wait till someone in your generation gets to Olanipekun’s level

You mean level of his dafteness or his age?
Age doesn't automatically make you wise,some old people grew up been so gullible and they'll remain like that till death.

Most southern roads are bad!

helinues:
The money is meant for the vulnerable most especially the old people.

Those able youths salivating should better go and look for work cos it won't reach them

Where is the work?

Some old people are richer than the so called youth, what exactly would be the yardstick to qualify for the money?

SwissMass:
Well it is to cushion the effects of subsidy removal, it is not a complete salary or income

So what exactly can 8k cushion?...🤷‍♂️

francis00:
I will be waiting boss.

So sorry for coming late,I've been really busy through the weekdays.
Regarding the topic of discussion I actually would only subscribe to the real estate gigs though that depends on how heavy you are ready to invest on it. However, if you would be interested in partnering in setting up a profitable NGO here in Nigeria then you can contact me for the discussion. Listen to the proposal first then you'll decide if it would worth your time and interest.

Agbado?

Parrot69:
What do you think would have happened if it was Michael Jordan or MJ( if he was alive)??
Try get sense small. Football doesn't have that much followership in America like it's done in Europe or Africa. Just like in India love Cricket and celebrate their stars with Millions of followers in Asia. How many Indian Cricketers do you know?

Wehdone mr senseman, even if ordinary Chef Dammy is to come to your hood I'm sure people around there will still gather around her so make you rest abeg. Nah naija blood e dey no be matter of Michael Jackson.

Look for agbero trouble so he can help remove the teeth with his blow.

Hmmmmmm!
If nah for naija pipo for don gather messi like fly dey gather shit。

I would rather visits native doctors since there are lesser medical doctors available, whether native doctor abi medical doctor all of dem nah doctor...

Him prick don shrink...

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Wehdone Maureen.

They always feel SW revolve around Lagos alone, when you go to other southwestern states you'll be flabbergasted how ruralize those places are...

ashacot:
Obi is a disgrace.
As time goes by, I give myself a thumbs up for never voting a two face man.

Like seriously? Obi you are the most overrated politician in Nigeria.

See him defending IPOB.

There is a clear difference between Ipob and those causing mayhem in the southeast,those elements causing unrest are the ones the FG need to deal with.

Nigeria nah one wey traffic, if you fry akara take buy wheelbarrow tomorrow everybody go begin fry akara...

I'll be right back...

Puss360:
Lol...
I'm not a religion fanatic...
But for now I see nothing wrong in your wife listening and observing morning prayer with online pastor...
At least she cooks Nd take care of you and your family....
The shop, at least she goes....
The sowing of seeds, at least she didn't demand money from you....
Just let her be...
Married/relationship is all about doing what you know will make your partner happy... As long as it doesn't affect the relationship negatively...
Allow her to pray , cast and bind...

So if the husband decides to start sowing seeds upandan too where will he get the money to take care of his home?
Directly or indirectly the money the woman is using to ”sow seed” could still be used for other meaningful stuffs in that home but unfortunately the woman has been brainwashed.

Satan is just doing everything to reduce the number of billionaires on this earth,Mark and Musk are now so well fed to the point of challenging each other in a bout and before you know it one or both of them will just drop dead from their unthoughtful erekere just like the 5 people on that ill fated titan submarine...

”Dey play”... I so much hate that word.

OP you are still somewhat rich and good o, so your mum traveled to UK and you are still complaining of non existing love among the family. You should have come to my family then you'll know the definition of NO LOVE.

Nothing surprises me anymore,if a whole light could be stolen in Lagos airport then why wont they steal on a bridge?...

thesilentman:
This story is real.The yahoo boy confessed at church revival service.This is one of the major reasons i prefer to cheat with a decent married woman to the average Nigerian girl.

How about a ”decent” married woman that has been used even before she got married?... 🤷‍♂️

What exactly are you doing in Abuja? If Abuja is no more favorable I'll advise you move back to your hometown or to another state that is more economical.