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davidwemby:
Sent you a text. Kindly respond..

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I lost my phone yesterday even before I could receive the text message, please kindly resend text to this number... 08036168806 or to this email address... kaludyke@yahoo.

davidwemby:
Sent you a text. Kindly respond..

Just lost my phone few hours ago, send me an email on kaludyke@yahoo.com or resend the text to this number...08036168806. Thank you.

BruncleZuma:


All this kind half stories sef, where him get the money from to do PPL and CPL we want to know?

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Bros help me ask them o.

The killings will continue as soon as the green grasses continue to wither away. For the moment due to the abundant rain,there is still enough green grasses to feed the herds.

MrLankeeee:
This is Nigeria, see how we living now.

Nobody is safe.

Get your PVC's and VISA.

There's no future here

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Bro, we don't need PVC's again, nah VISA sure pass now. The politicians are all the same, the best bet is for us all to escape then leave them to keep on governing themselves.

Interested... kaludyke@yahoo.com

Interested... 08166682048

lend him half of what he asked for but within you just assume that that is a sacrifice you have to make for love. If he's grateful to the point of paying you back then he is indeed ur man. This days people only know how to borrow never to pay back, they will quickly put up a fight thereby annulling the friendship.

Simbrixton:
I would love to live in Igboland just dont know what I would do dere

Kidnapping and drug business would be your sure bet...taink u

morgang:
Oyo State is damn peaceful hommy

Ajimobi recently murdered the peacefulness in Oyo State.

upon the whole meat plus chicken wen u dey chop upandan u still never fat. la wa o.

We are ready, keep updating us please.

NaijaReddit:
As humans, we all have stories but Life could be frustrating if you make efforts to be successful and it seems not be working.

I just need a sincere advice cos I'm just on a cross road! Sometimes, I fear I'm cursed, sometimes, I feel I have not just done enough.

I grew up in a good home and though I've done some nasty things while I was growing, I think I've been able to build some principles and good moral bearings.

People say I'm intelligent and have ideas and it seems to be true. I did well in Secondary School and had admission into the University shortly after Secondary School, but Life after that, seems to be unfair.

I dropped from Uni after much struggles in my first year. I went into Business and almost when I began flourishing, I was dubbed in Lagos by our Brothers from the East.
Since then, I've gone into 4 different business and all seems not to be working. I come across huge opportunities but something must always come in the way of breakthrough.

After that I got self trained in industrial safety industry, and became a contract staff, two months into the job, the company lost the contract.

Recently I conceived a project for a particular State government, it was implemented, but not before I was pushed away from the team, and this isn't the first time.

I've prayed and I've fasted, even visited other places, but things doesn't seem to change.

Givers, they say never lack but I don't see it work for me. I've done my best for fellow humans, I've paid fees for people, fed families and others, but nothing seems to be working for me.

I can go on an on with the narrative.

It's my Birthday, but at 28, I'm so scared of tomorrow. Anyone who have been here before? I'm contemplating selling an organ but I'm afraid I might even get dubbed in the process.

Life could be so funny a times but no matter how funny it could be we yet don't always find it so easy to laugh. My brother I'll suggest you keep been strong. Your opportunity will come at the appointed time even if it all looking so gloomy now.

amaniro:
hmmm would I call this random act of kindness or publicity stunt or poverty alleviation scheme or Charade

Call it whatever name you like but the message has been passed.. taink u.

Sleep they say is the cousin of death, why should I pay 140k for my death?

The neck collar is gradually becoming his "adeniny"

Croatian population is less than 5m, she really had less to worry about.

joeybillz:
I laughed after reading ur writeup,u call farm supervisor just?dats absurd,u talk out of ignorance,let me enlighten u..A farm supervisor is same as a farm Manager who oversees d day to day activities of a farm,u tink it's all abt putting fish in a tank nd rearing?No it isnt..der r calculations u must encounter lik;fcr cal,specific growth rate cal,average weight cal,Pearson sq cal for production of feed amongst others..its nt all abt supervision bro,der is more to it..if it's dat easy no1 wld go to d uni to study fishries wen u can go sumwher nd learn it 4 3/6months.y do dey contact d civil engineers wen u can simply get a bricklayer nd pay less..mind u the farm is on a very large scale(feed production,hatchery,nd d growout).i rily do nt owe u any explanation but 4 d records nd to clear ur ignorance I jez did.

Lol... Some years back, the Synagogue church guest building collapsed and I guess those buildings were been constructed by an ordinary bricklayer.
I was about sending you a long reply but I had a change of mind. If I may ask,how much is the salary self?

iweecureyou:
I am mate with her yearstilday but i am has to put spit inside to lobekate it so we can pefom mate.
Epp

Where is adaskabullet please?

joeybillz:
when u hav ur farm u can go 4 1st leaving sch certificate!u tink running a fish farm is child's play?

Not a child's play my brother but I just stated that someone successfully ran one without having all those qualifications u requested for. If not for the bad educational and economy system in Nigeria, why would a bsc holder be just a farm supervisor.
Do you really mean that I'll spend four years in a university just to come supervise a farm?
Most irrelevant things are just been made to look so relevant in this country. Someone that don't even have a prior idea about farming, with just 3-6 months training he/she will run ur farm to ur amazement.

kilokeys:
1. Land lease.... *N10,000/hectare*
2. Clearing... *N28,000/hectare*
3. Cutting and cross cutting (trees)... *N20,000*
4. Packing and burning... *N18,000*
5. Plantain suckers (1500 at N50 each)... *N75,000*
6. Planting @N20 per suckers... *N30,000*

7. Weed management
At planting
4 litres of Glyphosphate/Hectare @ N2100/ltr = *N8,400*

3-4 weeks after (just once)
3kg of atrazine and 1 bottle of 2-4d
Atrazine is N2500/kg and 24-d is N1900
7500+1900= *N9,400*

Glyphosphate would be repeated 6 more times throughout the planting season, after the first application with two months interval
N8,400 x 6 = *N50,400*

Cost of labor for weeding
At every time weed is applied, cost of labor is N4,500 per hectare and a total number of 8 was the place weeded
5000 x 8 = *N40,000*

At harvest
Cost of labor to cut the plantains
N17,000.

Miscellaneous : *N3,800*

Total cost : *N310,000*


*EXPECTED PROFIT*
PLANTAIN BUNCH
In the case where 1300 suckers eventually yields (assuming 200 does not or dies) and each is sold for N500/bunch

1300 x N500 = *N650,000*

SALE OF SUCKERS
There are about 8 suckers that grow around each plantain tree. If 5 of it is sold at N40 each, giving we have 1300 plantain trees

5 x 40 x 1300 = *N260,000*

Total expected profit = *N910,000*

For ur mind now u don analyse the business like a written script. Hunger is in the land my brother, thief go don cut ur plantain finish before e even strong rich to enter market self.

Just to supervise fish again needs HND or Bsc. My friend who barely had primary six certificate is doing pretty well in his farm. He has enough birds and fishes to feed a town. una for kukuma include masters and phd.

Let's sue them together please. It's even worse here in Nigeria, lecturers using outdated syllabus. No new innovation or research, same old story year after year and yet it can't be applied in the real world. Let them stop the theoretical sh!t and let's go practical.

CAPSLOCKED:

AND THE OTHER ONE IS CALLED "DADA" AND NOT "DREADS".

THIS OP NO GO SCHOOL

And that first one is called "BAD" and not BALD. Don't even know what's wrong with the op self.

CAPSLOCKED:

AND THE OTHER ONE IS CALLED "DADA" AND NOT "DREADS".

THIS OP NO GO SCHOOL

And that first one is called "BAD" and not BALD. Don't even know what's wrong with the op self.

ChiefAzubuike:
Until this magician goes to elegushi beach, walk 3,000 KM up north on top the water and back, he remains a scam.

Was that the distance Jesus walked?

Unfortunately, this ones won't be going home soon after Nigeria's done sending 'em packing tomorrow.

The Nigerian government won't encourage this... smh.

dingbang:
This is what pride causes.. What stops the man from seeking for help from well meaning Nigerians..

My brother nobody they help this time around o. They always wait till it get worse then they will be quick to to brag on how much they would have helped.

obibolamusa:
Op, So SARs brutality is limited to yahoo boys?

Why should the brutality exist even if its a G boy.

Like you said, EFCC is already doing the work better so why is SARs even involved?

There is a reason we gave them guns, its for armed robbers.

That aside, SARs and police harrass people in the south more than in the North because they are afraid.

If you are in Nigeria and dont know this, then, ask questions.

Let every security outfit do the work they are created to perform within the law while respecting the rights of all citizens.

You are 100% right. Its is only in Nigeria that a policeman will want to perform every other duty and when it comes to their own duty you'll find them wanting.

An old man needs his rest. Let him just Rest In Peace biko. Tainkiu

Haaaa OP can lie o