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Evans I know, who is this dry bone they are tagging to be a notorious kidnapper kwa?

Nigerian girl that can't even help u with 100 recharge card... Is that one a girl?

Hmmmmm who are we suppose to blaim now? Buhari or Satan himself.

A fight that they cannot just get an agreed venue to slug it out fist to fist is that one a fight?

Ndkings1:
Bro I'm stranded and don't know what to do

Stranded again? but you've been told what to do nah. Use the next 30days for networking so as to connect with like minds.

Jacktheripper:
We wey no get job at all nko

Just dey do all the seven hustles mentioned above then you'll thank me latter... taink u

A nice car will do the magic.

It was on a Thursday morning, I woke up not knowing what to eat as I've got no money on me. I decided to take a walk hoping that I'll meet something good on the way, lo and behold I saw some folded naira bills on the floor and as fate would have it,some ladies were right behind me. I had only a second to decide what to do... What did I do? I quickly removed my phone cover and I dropped it on the folded bills. The ladies saw it that something actually fell off my hands and that was such a good avenue for me to pick up both my phone cover and the folded naira bills.

Since it worked for me back then, then I won't hesitate to use the same format to pick up the two dollar bills in this Buhari era .

Where is the car? Car that is not enough to give a lady some solid assurance is that one a car?

And what was God's punishment for Abraham after telling such lies about his wife been his sister? His lie would have ended an innocent life and I guess that to be a conspiracy to murder.

I trust Nigerians, they would have done like 2rounds before going to sleep and since God appeared to the king in his dream then what would be the kings punishment after enjoying 2rounds of cex not knowing that the said woman was already married due to the husbands lies.

Lai Mohammed is making good of his threat,Israel has began feeling the heat. The flood is a very special weapon designed by our beautiful APC party to attack the Israelis.

African stupidity, even at death he was still thinking of giving God a bribe.

MistarT:
spiritual violence my brother not physical violence Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

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"Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven"... the spiritual controls the physical. If you are only strong spiritually then the physical might overrun you.

MistarT:
Father I rebuke any spirit of violence released upon the earth in general and Nigeria in particular, Lord take away every temperamental flaw, nature is vexing with disaster, humans too are angry Daddy oro wa dowo re, Baba just imagine nairaland was an open room, where physical contact was allowed.

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The kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violence taketh it by force. Don't pray against it please only ask for the strenght to survive it that's all...taink u.

Everything that happened in Ghana should just remain in Ghana. We are still busy dealing with every form of hunger and insecurity in Nigeria so our hands are full already.

Our dear 100 note is gradually going into extinction, you better save this one so that you would show it to your grandchildren that there was once a 100 naira note among the Nigeria legal tenders.

Chai! God abeg pick my calls quick o. See as men just dey dissect flight trips like say nah okada from okokomaiko to CMS while me I still dey struggle to enter brt bus for lagos.

gabazin080:
Beards don't make you a responsible man..Goats have Beards too
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all they do is mehh, mehh, mehh...

Yes,and beardless won't make you a responsible man either. If u think I'm ask Evans the kidnapper.

That yeye school wey no dey gree pay salary.

you forgot to add adaskabulet, that guy grammer no be here o.

Hmmmmm! This one is deep o.

You mean the man took his time to climb that tall tree,he had all the patience to tie the rope round the tree then he willingly dropped down to his death... That is surely a long way to get ones death.

A full half plot should give u a total of 324sqm i.e 9m by 18m. Yes it depends on what you want to build.

phorget:
are you sure there is mewuk inside those breast?

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are you sure there is mewuk inside those breast?

Why wasting resources on one yeye "tainkgivin"? Money he ought to use in eating so he can live healthy.
Even if he die self dem go still.do thanksgiving after burial.

The man abi boy is only fulfilling what's in the scripture..."love thy neighbor as thy self" thaink u.

Obainoneandonly:
they had consexual sex,maybe the guy didn't settle her well,that's why she came up with made up story...it has happened to me twice

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Happened to you twice?... u must be the real definition of "aka gum". Learn to always settle the girls very well please.

It means what it is... a kiss in the dream.

chiommy123:
why do guys always think every lady has a boyfriend and they must ask you directly or indirectly. why not find out yourself

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How do I find out if you won't tell me?

jumpandpas:
He has to lick your ear as this will help your pinna to transmit the sound of the thrusting to the ossicles which in return transmits it to the ear drum and you'll be left shouting. ...HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!.

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Transmit? Then the whole thing would eventually remain inconclusive.