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Pinchures or adonbelivit...Tanchu.

Hehehehhhehheehe...it's soccer time again!!!

victorels:
If you want your Children to Jump fence, remain poor. Tambuwal kids cannot jump tire to talk of jumping fence.

Then i guess those house of rep members(abi wetin dem call demself) must be very POOR!

victorels:
Fence jumping used to be a hobby to some people. It used to be a skill that many love to showcase.
As men grow, such skill is laid dormant by the quest for better life.
In the era of better life, emergency may occur that may lead to one manifesting those skills that lie dormant.
Take the Speaker and some house of assembly members for instance, it would have been difficult to believe that such people could do such a thing if it was not viewed on a screen.
I want to know from your end, when last did you jump fence/gate?
I am used to jumping fence but I can't remember the last time I did.

Moral lesson: teach ur kids on how to jump fence cos ppl dat jump fence today usually become speakers tommorow...

Hehehehehehhe...dis is our zone. I go comment latter sha,make i sleep small!!

kenrish2:
anytym they ask me what do u do 4 a living I always tell them I sell egbo but funny enough some will still stick around

Do you know why they still stick around?... Jst becos your Egbö is made from france!

wristwatch:
LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

D truth. Girls backbiting since genesis.

. My bad tho... Thanks for the correction sir!!

ALKARULEZ615:
WHERE IS THE JOKE?

. The thing suppose get part2

Girls's been deceivin one another since the days of Eve... Im so glad that God made me a guys.

Help me ask dem jare My Broda...

Thanq God naija no qualify o,we go all concentrate on our next year election be dat... Make i continue to dey dance My shoki jare!!

Thanq God say My galfriend no dey take alcohol o,nah only ogogoro she Sabi take...

Thank u jare My powerful emir... Make i run go get one small heavy metal sharp-sharp.

I am not guilty of any points stated above cos i schooled in Zamfara.

On point tho.

Im not a brick-layer buh My company is into house screeding 'n' painting, we are also into tiles and POP. I pray that the almighty will provide u with the money to execute ur project. However,when ever u get to the point where My services will be needed jst remember us!... Our number is 08166682048.

Muyogoa:
Top four Professions That Are Readily Available For Employment In Nigeria

In my own view, i believe these are the courses in this Nigeria that you don't need to 'treck' far before you get a job in that field.

1 DENTISTRY-- This is a 6 year course in the university where the student learn major medical course (except O and G) alongside dental course.They specialises in oral health (although they are equally permitted to diagnose all sickness like med doctor, except O and G)There are less than 20000 dentists in Nigeria treating about 170 million Nigerians. They are highly needed and paid(the same salary as med doctor) and the vacancy is readily available.

2) MEDICINE- Dentists has upper hand than med doctors due to the fact that only 25 students are admitted for dentistry in all Nigeria universities each year,unlike medicine where they are about 100 students admitted. [due to a decree by NMA] So definitely,there would be more competition among medical doctors due to high number of graduates in this field unlike dental doctors. But nevertheless, doctors are highly employed.

3) LAW- Lawyers did not work only in court. This set of people are also highly demanded in almost all big private and public sector. If you want your business company to be successful and to last long you need a lawyer!

4) EDUCATION/TEACHING- IF you go to the university to read education, you have no problem at all. JOB is waiting for you. There are so many private schools out there who are ready to pay you huge amount of money. For instance, person who read a course eg Chemistry and another one who read chemistry education going for a job in a big private school who is ready to pay about 200,000 thousand per month. Someone who read education would be prefer by the employer to someone who doesn't.

You free to tackle this, if not, i'm correct.

If charge 'n' bail lawyer is among ur options then i'll rather be a farmer.

I'll be glad if u can mention the year,time and regional area where food stuffs suddenly disappered and the ppl in dat area started feedin on sand... Hehehhehehehhehehe! The OP is such a deluded GEJ disciple.

kirikiristars:
ooppps sorry!!!! I thought I was arguing with somebody.

nope! U aint arguing with somebody,u are actually arguing with a ghost...Ode!

kirikiristars:
If they are not being patronised by male-whores.

. Yes they will stop when the bitches stop wearing panties and tight dressess around.

They wont stop been what they are!...

Me im using an upgraded Nokia 3310,can. I also join ur hook-up zone?

firstEVA:
gold digger how? Is it a dash? Just to use pending when I buy mine, whats so bad about that?

And how soon do u fink u are goin to Buy yours?...

Wetin dis one dey yawn self?... We are not against her tellin d whole world that playin for her father land is her Main goal and not the financial reward,what we are sayin is that she has wrongly asked d cat to Watch over a roasted meat. Between u and I,whose hand do u fink d money will end up with? Ozil did somethin of this nature spendin his own share on some 12 brazilian kids and at least miss Dike should Have done a thing of this nature,not leavin her money with some thieves in the NFF.

axortedbabe:
words from a stingy dude..

words from a dependent lady.

dlox147:
Did you bother with the context in which the statement was made. Knowing the amount of Luxury goods sold and bought in a country are some of the indices used to check the PPP of a country, get it? she is trying to point out the fact that the poverty level in Nigeria is reducing and i guess you not happy about it!..so what do you want to hear?? that all Nigerians are POOR?? if that's your believe then i'm sorry to disappoint you, WE ARE NOT AS POOR AS YOU WANT TO THINK!!!!!

. Well i dont think i need someone to point it out to me dat we are actually developing,i can see development with My two eyes. When a govt is able to give me a steady power supply,good road networks,secuirity,employment for the millions of jobless youths,good and affordable health care service etc that is wen i'll believe that we are progressin. I dont need no Okonjo to tell me dat we are growin. The fact dat u can afford a good meal and better ammenities does not mean dat everybody can afford d same. And mind u,no one is askin the govt to start givin us money but wen a govt can provide an enablin environment for the masses then we will kno dat we are growing!.

dlox147:
its not your fault that you cannot comprehend the content of this article, you went to school when BUHARI was the president of naija..but not to worry you can attend one of the Adult institutions available now..

. The basic human needs include food,cloth and shelther. I cant stop wondering why this ppl will always quick in pointin out how much our economy has grown and yet they fail to see the poverty level of the poor citizens. If truely they are so Sure of the good life in Nigeria den i think it'll make sense if only they can trade places with the ppl in places in Igangan,Ife-wara,aponmu,sekona etc and let us see how long they'll survive. Let the truth be told,NIGERIANS ARE SUFFERING!!! There are some basic things dat need to be addressed and until those things are be done den i fink we should stop all this propagander of a growth in a very sick and backword economy.

Adonbilivit!!!... Dat is a very big mistake on her part. A million naira is all I need to make a great exploit,Why would someone now give back such amount to the nigerian govt wen they are busy lootin billions of naira. Pls miss Dike,if there's a way u can get back ur money jst lend me a million naira out of it and i'll be very greatful till eternity. I will actually pay back wit interest. #damnserious.