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Politics › Re: Reasons why you shouldn't vote for gej again. by phorget(m): 11:37am On Oct 30, 2014
I trusted Jonathan in the last election and i actually thot he will come with some lucks as his name implies buh ive been disappointed over 'n' over again. PDP has failed us and and i think we really need a CHANGE!
Car Talk › Re: Tips: When Your Car Won't Start by phorget(m): 6:24am On Oct 24, 2014
JISOS!!!!! This nah MEC 101 course o.
Celebrities › Re: I Hooked Up With Rihanna Last Nite (pictures) by phorget(m): 1:18pm On Oct 18, 2014
Your signature is telling us on how to get a cheap mtn data package yet u cant upload a simple picture with the same data uve advertised... D igbo wey u dey smoke don dey worry u since 1977.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Carrying Bags Of Rice (Picture) by phorget(m): 3:01pm On Oct 16, 2014
olapluto:
1. That person only looks like TBJ, he is not TBJ. Why tell lies to boost a man's profile?
2. It is dumb to carry such if options are available (someone mentioned wheel barrow). Is injuring the spine a sign of humility or stupidity?
. God knows dat dat man in pix is not TBJ... The OP can fool some ppl sometimes but he cant fool all the ppl all the time. A bag of rice should weigh. Up to 50kg and a man of TBJ calliber will not dare put a 150kg of rice on his head...nah die be dat nah!
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Ignore Their Male Friends On Social Networks? by phorget(m): 2:43pm On Oct 15, 2014
HARDDON:
Oh yea? Sure given, I know guys can be really boring n ish. But ehmmmm, is it so hard a task to just use the d delete button?
Quit d cheap excuses: u just simply derive great pleasure from seeing so many pending msges. Gives u a sense of cheap importance huh?
Rubs up ur ego, makes a princess outa all ur ugly a33es doesn't it?

I don't blame u gurls, the blame is fully on ma wussbags male folks who swallow alota shytes from u folks
. You've jst said it all. Dont kno y ladies like feeling dis important. Most of 'em aint independent,d dude will be d one to call 'em, the one to take 'em out and the one to do the spending yet the girls be feeling like some super star. Ive got a rule...u start formin den i get u abandoned,aint got no time for sh*ts. I guess i should be d last of My breed cos I WILL NEVER BEG TO SPEND MY DOE ON SOME SMELLING FAGGOTASSHOLS.
Politics › Re: Tell Me One Reason Why Igbos Should Vote GEJ In 2015 by phorget(m): 2:24pm On Oct 14, 2014
wellmax:
We easterners will vote gej cos he has given us more ministerial positions than any other govt. Tell me which relevant minister do we have from the south west. Its gej or nobody.
. And i hope *ministerial* position has been putting food on your table,creating employment for the numerous idle youths Who are now kidnappers and thiefs. If the ministerial position givin to the igbos will be the reason for them to vote him then i guess they should Have a brain check.
Business › Re: Enter This Thread To Start Making Money Urgently by phorget(m): 2:15pm On Oct 14, 2014
...and how much Have u made?
Politics › Re: Tell Me One Reason Why Igbos Should Vote GEJ In 2015 by phorget(m): 1:06pm On Oct 14, 2014
It is not about voting any individual,it should rather be to vote for someone Who will make do with his pledges. Since i was Born they've been tellin me about leaders of tomorrow but yet we still Have the fathers of yesterday in power. As for me and My household i guess the best thing is never to vote in anybody. One thing for Sure is dat we'll all come of age someday and the much awaited REVOLUTION will come to play. Nigerians will only speak in one voice!!! #killthemall!!!

Politics › Re: PDP To Summon Minister Over Poor State Of Federal Roads by phorget(m): 8:49pm On Oct 13, 2014
Naija road's been bad since 1817...
Christianity Etc › Re: How Illuminati Collapsed T.b Joshua Church (scoan) by phorget(m): 8:00pm On Oct 10, 2014
Chei!!!!... Which kain tin be dis nah?
Romance › Re: ™how To Spot A Wife Material by phorget(m): 8:36pm On Oct 09, 2014
mumumugu:
•™HOW TO SPOT A WIFE MATERIAL.


* she can leave an exam hall to prepare
lunch for you.

™she can slice a basket of onions without
shedding tears.

™she always go for swallow at any outing
without meat in the soup.

™she will apologise to you after you cheat on her.


™she can prepare sweet jollof rice with
#200.

™she will fry dodo without eating one from
it.

™she will not complain if you impregnate
her best friend.

™when she collect her salary she will give
you so that you can give her from it.


™she'll serve you chicken laps while she eats
chicken head.


™she can stay up to fight mosquitoes while
you sleep.
. *in patoranking voice*... Wat ya say!
Culture › Re: The Most Ridiculous Bride Price You Have Ever Heard? by phorget(m): 1:52pm On Oct 09, 2014
Lilimax:
Pure lie. Anambra's bride price is not expensive. Get your facts right.
It is the Imo people that theirs is on the high side I think?
. Ive chosen to remain single o,I once wanted to marry someone frm Imo,the father Inlaw askd me to complete a duplex for him before we can start talkin marriage and among the bride price was included the New iPhone6 and i was like...

Family › Re: Successful Women Have Plenty Men In Their Lives by phorget(m): 1:35pm On Oct 09, 2014
nenergy:
Successful women have plenty men in their lives
*Disclaimer*
1. This piece is not in any way inferring that women need men to succeed.
2. By MEN, i am not insinuating sexual relations.
3. This piece is not a matter of FACT. It is an observation, an opinion.

A female friend recently told me that; “she’s glad she knows me”. Why? Well, it was part of her Ode in appreciation for my assistance whenever she needed it. From helping with laptop/phone issues to helping with job search and being her personal Google. grin

Men play vital roles in the lives of women; as fathers, brothers, uncles, cousins, school mates, crushes, mugus, magas, lovers, pastors, assignment boyfriends, neighbourhood acquaintances, university degree project assistants, NYSC camp body guards, NYSC PPA pals, job search advisors/assistants etc grin

At every point in a woman’s life there is always a MAN willing to offer her assistance (voluntarily or with a motive). It is the major reason most girls prefer male friends/company to their other females. They can gist about E! News and Kim Kardashian with their girlfriends, but when it is time for ‘business’, they know who to approach.

Considering all of these, i am of the opinion that the more MEN in a woman’s life, the higher her chances and speed of success.
Successful women are women with plenty MEN in their lives. These MEN contribute to her success.

n.b: Before you attack me, please read my disclaimer again. huh

Yours Faithfully,
Nenergy
Author; The Job Seekers’ Creed™
. Nah so jare
Phones › Re: 10 Types Of People On Your BBM Contact List by phorget(m): 1:24pm On Oct 09, 2014
kulkatty:
LOL true.
Repping team Ghost mode and unknown people

You forgot to add 9chats people. Their convos are like this

hi
hello

How are you?
I'm fine. You?

I'm fine too. How was your day?
It was interesting. Yours?

It was also interesting.
K

K
. This kinda ppl could be so anoying!!!.. I always feel like shootin 'em.
Travel › Re: My Journey From Nigeria To Dubai With Pictures by phorget(m): 9:56am On Oct 08, 2014
seangy4konji:
next time you are in front of that metro station and you have free time?like 7-9 pmhuhInstead of entering the metrohuhGo straight down to where you took the bus to sharjah,once there just at that station?look up where the buses pass when exiting?you will see a shop with a sign with SHAWARMA...Its 6 dirhams and coke 2dhr...You might eventually spend some hours there but be prepared to chatter a cab to your destination cos no buses but the shawarma and food there is worth it and you meet different shawarma lovers.

Business › Re: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by phorget(m): 11:01pm On Oct 03, 2014
ggrin: What's ATMhuhundecided
. Awaiting Trial Mission... Hehehehehehhehehehe
Autos › Re: Firstbody Neatly Used Tiny Light by phorget(m): 12:14pm On Sep 30, 2014
Hehehehehehehe

Christianity Etc › Re: The Harms Of Shisha by phorget(m): 10:47am On Sep 06, 2014
[quote author=Saeed348]The Harms of Shisha & Hookah
I know of many Muslims who are using shisha (also
known as Hookah) and think there’s no harm in
this. This is not the case and that’s probably
because (to my knowledge) the scholars have not
adequately promoted this issue – certainly I haven’t
come across enough education on shisha. Shisha is
the new social thing, men and women are doing it
and children see this and also think there is nothing
wrong. However this is a grave misunderstanding,
and there is a ruling to say it is haraam (see
bottom of post) , and I’ll explain why. Please note
that in the UK it is illegal to sell any tobacco
products to anyone under 18 and this includes
tobacco products for shisha pipes.
What is Shisha?
Shisha is basically a water pipe through which,
fruit-scented herbs and spices (mixed with tobacco)
is burnt using coal, and then this is passed through
a water container and inhaled through a pipe. The
pipe is normally shared between a group of people
(adding to the unhealthy nature of this social past-
time). In a non-ventilated room, using a shisha pipe
will soon fill that room with a very light (as in hard
to see) and subtle smoke – for people who are non-
smokers, this will give you a slight headache (and
certainly it had this effect on me – by the way I am
not a shisha smoker, nor a smoker of any kind).
Health considerations
Latest research from the Department of Health in
the UK has found that shisha tobacco can be many
times more harmful than cigarettes. Tobacco is
imported from a number of coutries but as there is
no legislation in the UK which currently covers this,
it is not something that the authorities can prevent
from happening. When trying to work out what is in
the tobacco, NHS lab technicians have often found
ingredients which are unidentifiable and therefore a
health risk as, basically, you do not know exactly
what you are inhaling.
Smoking shisha can lead to carbon monoxide levels
that can be 4 or 5 times higher than that of
cigarettes. High levels of carbon monoxide can lead
to brain damage and unconciousness.It can also
contribute to cancer of the lungs.
‘Dr Hilary Wareing, director of the Tobacco Control
Collaborating Centre, told the BBC’s Asian Network
she was shocked by the results of the research.
“Our mouths opened at the level of harm – none of
the tests we did showed anything other than shisha
is hazardous to health.”‘
Smoke from Shisha besides others contains
hundreds of potentially dangerous heavy metals like,
Arsenic, Cobalt, Chromium and Lead. Under normal
Shisha use the smoke produced from a single pipe
use contain approximately the same amount of
Nicotine and Tar equivalent to 20 Cigarettes.
Research has also shown that after 45 minutes of
Shisha use expired air, carbon monoxide, plasma
nicotine and heart rate are significantly elevated.
Nicotine dependence may also result from repeated
inhalation of tobacco smoke from Shisha.
Many people do not regard shisha as being hamrful
or even smoking, as it has been a part of Middle
Eastern, Asian and African culture for many years.
This is probably the biggest harm that is happening
here: the lack of understanding about shisha. For
many years, smokers of cigarettes and cigars and
tobacco lived in denial of the fact that smoking kills;
we seem to be heading down the same path for
shisha-users. Many people do not realise the harms
of shisha nor have looked into this enough. The fact
that we have more and more shisha bars appearing
in public also gives this false impression that shisha
smoking must be ok and free of any health risks
(but you wouldn’t have that same impressions of
pubs).
As Muslims we should not engage in activities that
are harmful to our health:
“And do not kill yourselves” [al-Nisa’ 4:29]
“and do not throw yourselves into destruction” [al-
Baqarah 2:195]
Read the below articles and bring these to the
attention of the scholars. More effort is needed by
our learned people to alert Muslims to the dangers
of shisha smoking.











** inhale a very large parcel of ganger* My eye come dey shine like agbero own...

Health › Re: How To Get Rid Of Pimples Naturally by phorget(m): 10:01am On Sep 05, 2014
Hehehehehehheheeheehe!!!

Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘yes Means Yes” The New Sex Law Of California by phorget(m): 11:30am On Sep 03, 2014
MayorofLagos: It means sex will be preceded by a question and answer session.

Boy: do you know what i am getting ready to do you?

Girl: yes!

Boy: are you aware i have an ere.ction?

Girl: yes!

Boy: do you know what erect pennees do?

Girl: yes!

Boy: under California statute code 739 section X.X.X, do you consent to be fvckd by this penees?

Girl: yes!

Boy: to prove intent and consent in the AFFIRMATIVE grab the penees and insert it in your body.

Girl: ok.


cool cool I change my mind about relocating to California! Im going to Utah instead.
meet me at Eagle Mountain,Utah... grin
MayorofLagos: It means sex will be preceded by a question and answer session.

Boy: do you know what i am getting ready to do you?

Girl: yes!

Boy: are you aware i have an ere.ction?

Girl: yes!

Boy: do you know what erect pennees do?

Girl: yes!

Boy: under California statute code 739 section X.X.X, do you consent to be fvckd by this penees?

Girl: yes!

Boy: to prove intent and consent in the AFFIRMATIVE grab the penees and insert it in your body.

Girl: ok.


cool cool I change my mind about relocating to California! Im going to Utah instead.
meet me at Eagle Mountain,Utah...
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Asks For God's Forgiveness For 'Ukwu' Song by phorget(m): 4:57pm On Sep 02, 2014
gistmelove: if he won make GOD forgive him, make e carry all the money wey e make for the album go charity home, #shikena grin grin
. My wife's name is charity,I hope he brings it to our home!! grin
gistmelove: if he won make GOD forgive him, make e carry all the money wey e make for the album go charity home, #shikena grin grin
. My wife's name is charity,I hope he brings it to our home!!
Music/Radio › Re: Is The DORO Song Demonic? by phorget(m): 12:43pm On Sep 02, 2014
I hear!!
Nairaland General › Re: Construction Companies And Rainmakers: Facts Or Fictions? by phorget(m): 5:57am On Aug 22, 2014
[color=#000099][/color]Dont go far lookin for the babalawo dat assist in catchin the rain... COS I AM HERE. ;DDont go far lookin for the babalawo dat assist in catchin the rain... COS I AM HERE.
Agriculture › Re: Price Of Food Items On A continuous Rise - NBS by phorget(m): 5:45am On Aug 22, 2014
Hunger tinz
Nairaland General › Re: Fake OPEC Scholarship: Police Special Fraud Unit Arrest Internet Fraudsters by phorget(m): 4:33pm On Jul 28, 2014
There are 100 ways to commit Crime and there are 101 ways to catch a criminal... Wen the surface is hot pls do lay-low. (scammer rule; section 4 sub-section 101)
Politics › Re: Building Collapses In Lagos Police Barracks by phorget(m): 7:06am On Jul 04, 2014
Abeg shey nah boko haram collapse the building?... #sleep dey My eyes.
Science/Technology › Re: Update On Snakes Tangled In Electric Lines In Benin by phorget(m): 8:07pm On Jul 03, 2014
#in Edo voice#... Diaris God eeeee
Politics › Re: The Shouts Of Up NEPA On Power Restoration Has To Stop by phorget(m): 7:37pm On Jul 03, 2014
A nigerian man travelled to the united states without having the neccessary papers, on getting to the airport the authorites discovered that there has been an illegal immigrant and there was immediate man hunt for this nigerian man. Due to the large population at the airport the naija Guy was able to mix up among the crowd and the securities couldnt find him. An american now suggested that the power at the airport should be switched off for about 2minutes,after the 2minutes the power was been restored...lo and behold!the naija Guy was heard shouting UP NEPA thus given away his hidden position and he was caught red-handed. NAH OUR BLOOD E DEY JARE.

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