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3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 12:02am On Nov 21, 2014
This is pretty easy. Guys are simple. To make him laugh, do these but thank me later.

1. Tell him you don't know what it's like to be a virgin. Tell him it's been a long time.

2. Tell him you're pregnant for him and it s 2 years old. Then tell him sorry that it s a mistake you meant 2 days. Then tell him you re not sure but you re pregnant shah.

3. When his "Dr Tom" doesnt rise in bed, ask him, "na only u waka come?" He may not laugh but at least you have something to laugh about smiley
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:10am On Nov 21, 2014
TheWisest:
This is pretty easy. Guys are simple. To make him laugh, do these but thank me later.

1. Tell him you don't know what it's like to be a virgin. Tell him it's been a long time.

2. Tell him you're pregnant for him and it s 2 years old. Then tell him sorry that it s a mistake you meant 2 days. Then tell him you re not sure but you re pregnant shah.

3. When his "Dr Tom" doesnt rise in bed, ask him, "na only him waka come?" He may not laugh but at least you have something to laugh about smiley
WHERE IS THE JOKE?

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Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by 100Cents: 12:14am On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
WHERE IS THE JOKE?

Disturbing my sleep.

Op, mind yourself.

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Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by iceberylin(m): 12:15am On Nov 21, 2014
Unfortunately this is so boring sad
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by phorget(m): 12:16am On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
WHERE IS THE JOKE?
. The thing suppose get part2
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 12:16am On Nov 21, 2014
Checking to see if i knw how to laff.....
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:17am On Nov 21, 2014
phorget:
. The thing suppose get part2
me jur weak for d mara o
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 12:20am On Nov 21, 2014
Lol. I m just having fun jare. Funny or not, I laughed all the way.

Anyways, win some lose some smiley
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by hfinest(m): 8:16am On Nov 21, 2014
if am d guy I'll look at d girl like dis

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Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by icebot: 11:11am On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
WHERE IS THE JOKE?

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Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 11:13am On Nov 21, 2014
TheWisest:
This is pretty easy. Guys are simple. To make him laugh, do these but thank me later.

1. Tell him you don't know what it's like to be a virgin. Tell him it's been a long time.

2. Tell him you're pregnant for him and it s 2 years old. Then tell him sorry that it s a mistake you meant 2 days. Then tell him you re not sure but you re pregnant shah.

3. When his "Dr Tom" doesnt rise in bed, ask him, "na only u waka come?" He may not laugh but at least you have something to laugh about smiley
no guy will laugh

op change your topic to things that can piss a guy off in one second
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 11:59am On Nov 21, 2014
exthar87:
no guy will laugh

op change your topic to things that can piss a guy off in one second

Good idea sweetheart! cheesy
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 12:19pm On Nov 21, 2014
One thing a guy does that pisses me off in a second: Creating a thread like this! angry
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 12:20pm On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
WHERE IS THE JOKE?
I tire o!
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2014
angry hmmm
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Okokoro(m): 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2014
MarthaK:
One thing a guy does that pisses me off in a second: Creating a thread like this! angry
my daughter' have you greet chief okokoro today? undecided
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 12:26pm On Nov 21, 2014
Okokoro:
my daughter' have you greet chief okokoro today? undecided
No...
Good evening sir...

I'm in Madagascar... It's 5pm here wink
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Okokoro(m): 12:29pm On Nov 21, 2014
MarthaK:

No...
Good evening sir...

I'm in Madagascar... It's 5pm here wink
i here in uganda it he 10 am angry
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 12:32pm On Nov 21, 2014
Okokoro:
i here in uganda it is 10 am angry
I see cool
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by dew1: 12:59pm On Nov 21, 2014
I'm hurt!!!
Why??
Because your moniker reads "The Wisest"
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 1:05pm On Nov 21, 2014
dew1:
I'm hurt!!!
Why??
Because your moniker reads "The Wisest"

Dont take life too seriously all the time. I don't smiley

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Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 1:09pm On Nov 21, 2014
MarthaK:
One thing a guy does that pisses me off in a second: Creating a thread like this! angry

Was meant to be funny. At least I m humble enof to say sorry. Fall in love with me? smiley
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by dew1: 1:12pm On Nov 21, 2014
TheWisest:


Dont take life too seriously all the time. I don't smiley
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by dew1: 1:13pm On Nov 21, 2014
TheWisest:


Dont take life too seriously all the time. I don't smiley
Lol...coñfam!!
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 1:27pm On Nov 21, 2014
MarthaK:

No...
Good evening sir...

I'm in Madagascar... It's 5pm here wink
hmmmm *coughs*
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 1:38pm On Nov 21, 2014
TheWisest:


Was meant to be funny. At least I m humble enof to say sorry. Fall in love with me? smiley
No sad
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Nov 21, 2014
Boredom
Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by Nobody: 3:07pm On Nov 21, 2014
It works!!! I'm pissed!

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Re: 3 Things That'll Piss a Guy Off in 3 Seconds! by dannydaniels(m): 4:02pm On Nov 21, 2014
Look at how I just wasted my data viewing this tra•sh

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