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Crime › Re: Lekki Robbers Discovered-police Revealed, See Pictures by phorget(m): 9:56am On Mar 18, 2015
Eeewoooooooo!... So the pictures above is dat of the robbers? #OPnogetsense.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s Speech Empty – Ekiti APC by phorget(m): 7:18pm On Mar 17, 2015
Hehehehehehhehheehhehe... can't stop laughing after reading through this piece. The whole episode was indeed a joke and I don't think we need this type of drama from any member of the pdp's family. Come March 28 nigerian will decide. Sai Baba Sai Buhari PVC=Please Vote Change.
Food › Re: How To Make Uha Soup And Enjoy With Fufu by phorget(m): 11:27pm On Mar 15, 2015
So I can't add kpomo to my oha soup... #teamkpomotomuta
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Guys Are Naturally Stingy by phorget(m): 4:25pm On Mar 14, 2015
op is on some cheap drug... No guy will dare give you a dime not when hoes are busy calling guys that are willing to assist dem there "maga".
Nairaland General › Re: Answers To Why Groom Usually Wear Black On There Wedding Day by phorget(m): 3:17pm On Mar 14, 2015
Its cos the man is still very much in pain after spending a lot on such frivolity called wedding... He puts on black to mourn his mumurism.
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy by phorget(m): 7:12pm On Mar 13, 2015
EggovinMma:
But my best was a dinner planned date With the most wonderful man in my life.He complains that I dont love him, na so so money money money.So that val day, I called him at night to meet me up at Lagoon restaurant. He came, looked at me then sat down with a smile et al.He was lighted. The dinner came to an end and I paid and he was like " woo ooooo, my angel" grin

Back home, I asked him to stop the car at Radisson Blu, he just packed came down and was watching me as I took his hand.I already booked a room that afternoon, I wanted to fuccck my man and I did! grin grin grin.







The next day, I opened my handbag to see some cash.He replaced the cash I spent grin cheesy cheesy grin












Truth is,The money I spent was part of the , one he forgot in his drawer 3 months before he travelled for hols. grin grin grin grin.As e no ask for am, I pocket the money. tongue tongue smiley wink cheesy grin angry sad shocked cool huh embarassed tongue lipsrsealed undecided kissAll joIn.



*hope he is not here o*
Eeeewoooooooo!!! So u actually took the money I've been searching for all this while. I've gone to the amadioha shrine to complain but thank God uve confessed to the public now... Send the money back ASAP of else!!...
Celebrities › Re: "What Will You Do If You Had Me For 24 Hours?" BBA Winner Dillish Asks Men by phorget(m): 11:27am On Mar 13, 2015
I go collect all ya money... Daz all.
Properties › Re: Pls Urgent Response Needed, How Much Will It Cost To Build House Like This(pics by phorget(m): 3:21pm On Mar 12, 2015
Jerrygotswagg:
Please I need urgent response please, I have 100 by 100 land in Benin, I want to build a house like this, how much will it ccost me to finish the house
For your house wall and ceiling POP,tiles and painting...contact us at BluePrint INC,08166682048.We specialises in giving your building a professional finishing and we also deal in supplying of materials such as bullet proof doors, paints and any other building materials at affordable prizes. Our job speaks volume and our fees is less than the value we deliver.
Properties › Re: To Let: 3 Bedroom Bungalow Tiled All In SDP Estates Wema Ibadan.with Pictures by phorget(m): 5:22pm On Mar 11, 2015
[quote author=FIRDAUS3 post=31524172]Nice 3 bedroom bungalow with 3toilets and baths tiled all in a serene environment at wema bank area new motor park wema iwo road lbadan.
Price: #250000 per ann
for more inquiries pls call: 08033964348 or BB:235bd557 or whatsapp: 09090433525. thanks.[/quote get me a 2bedroom tiled apartment in a nice area in ibadan,
Travel › Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Abroad by phorget(m): 10:57am On Mar 11, 2015
To spot a nigerian abroad... Enter a crowded place,switch off the light and switch it ON immediately and a nigerian will shout "UP NEPA"!!
Sports › Re: Wenger: Manchester City & Barcelona Have Tried To Destroy My Work by phorget(m): 10:28am On Mar 10, 2015
Nah wa o... Dis kain outdated news.
Jokes Etc › Re: PDP Youths Taking Aye Dee To Airport After The Debate.(picture) by phorget(m): 11:36pm On Mar 08, 2015
Well I guess all the e-warriors on nairaland can come up with this same idea... This slating of each others party should be taken to another level. Seun please give us a platform so as to allow us face each other physically too and thus stopping this e-wars.
Celebrities › Re: Derenle Edun Looking Chic In All-gold-everything At The Amvcas by phorget(m): 7:46am On Mar 08, 2015
Somebody should jst call this young man to order,the "freedom" of everything doesn't mean you should start going gaga deliberately.
Politics › Re: I Unilaterally Called The War On Boko Haram, Not Jonathan, Chad’s Idriss Deby by phorget(m): 5:07pm On Mar 06, 2015
opiaoku:
Just as he did to ahab in Bible so will he do to the illiterate terrorist general Buhari
what has Buhari got to do with all this?... Next time pls do read with your eye glasses.
Politics › Re: I Unilaterally Called The War On Boko Haram, Not Jonathan, Chad’s Idriss Deby by phorget(m): 5:06pm On Mar 06, 2015
opiaoku:
Just as he did to ahab in Bible so will he do to the illiterate terrorist general Buhari
what has Buhari got to do with all this?... Next time pls do. Read with your eye glasses.
Romance › Re: Response To Muyogoa, These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. by phorget(m): 7:23am On Mar 06, 2015
smeagolab:
I guess you are one too for quoting him.
wow!! U jst quoted me and that makes u candidate number 3 grin
smeagolab:
I guess you are one too for quoting him.
wow!! U jst quoted me and that makes u candidate number 3
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Please Rate My Recent Business Card Design by phorget(m): 10:35pm On Mar 05, 2015
Buriful
Romance › Re: Be Sincere. Which. Style Do You Prefer. by phorget(m): 7:05pm On Mar 05, 2015
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H...
Politics › Re: Who Is The President Of Nigeria? by phorget(m): 9:16pm On Mar 03, 2015
The fvck-fvck man(FFK) and Fayose is the deputy.
Politics › Re: I Will Return To My Village If I Lose – Jonathan by phorget(m): 6:07pm On Mar 03, 2015
You won't have to go back to Otuoke sir,u will have to defend urself of every felony and misdemeanour acts uve caused us. You will have to tell us why u allowed your Boko boys to slaughter us up-north and how u suddenly have the power to conquer dem even after more than five years of invisibility. You will have to tell us how you've used those missing funds to sponsor you Boko boys and how you've successfully manipulated top officers in the military to keep dancing to ur tunes... We shall meet in court after May 29.
Nairaland General › Re: My Poursh Girlfriend Cooked Beans Without Picking Out The Dirt by phorget(m): 2:01pm On Mar 03, 2015
talentarena:
My poursh girlfriend cooked beans without picking out the dirt- and she insist it not wrong
. Let her remain a girlfriend for life,she will never make a good wife for sure.
Politics › Re: 40-year-old NANS President Expelled For Fraud, One Week After Endorsing GEJ by phorget(m): 1:54pm On Mar 03, 2015
change9ja:
He should be serve some terms in kirikiri. Is a thief n noting else
. But "stealing" is not corruption nah.
Politics › Re: Photos: Boko Haram Video Shows Two Men Accused Of Spying Being Beheaded by phorget(m): 9:34am On Mar 03, 2015
ceejayluv:
Stale... Did buhari add a single megawatt while he was head of state?
since 1999 PDP should have added over 1million megawatts to correct GMB's '83 shortfalls.
Properties › Re: The Lessons I Learnt While Building My House by phorget(m): 8:09am On Mar 03, 2015
drkay:
Thank you sir, as for your question, no I didn't.
why are we on this nairaland site?... Is it jst to come online to read or post comments? I guess it would have been a great idea if we can still find a way of assisting each other. if you are to have anoda project some other time pls do endeavour to patronise someone who is in that line of biz here. For the sake of trust you can get such persons quotation on the actual stuffs you want and if you are satisfied with his/her quotation you can go on in doing business with him/her. For example,my organisation is into laying of tiles,wall and white ceiling POP and also painting. Congratulations on ur new building and pls remember to come to the house next time...cheers!!
Properties › Re: The Lessons I Learnt While Building My House by phorget(m): 8:08am On Mar 03, 2015
drkay:
Thank you sir, as for your question, no I didn't.
why are we on this nairaland site?... Is it jst to come online to read or post comments? I guess it would have been a great idea if we can still find a way of assisting each other. if you are to have anoda project some other time pls do endeavour to patronise someone who is in that line of biz here. For the sake of trust you can get such persons quotation on the actual stuffs you want and if you are satisfied with his/her quotation you can go on in doing business with him/her. For example,my organisation is into laying of tiles,wall and white ceiling POP and also painting.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Armed Forces Display Boko Haram Flags Captured During Battle With Them by phorget(m): 10:59am On Mar 01, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
Season of DISPLAY

Buhari..... Join the trend.. Display ur WASSCE
just as uncle Jona had displayed his abi?
Politics › Re: Famous Sayings Of President Jonathan by phorget(m): 9:03pm On Feb 28, 2015
confused president...
Politics › Re: Buhari Is A Sponsor Of Boko Haram! by phorget(m): 7:25am On Feb 28, 2015
Lol... Are you now telling us that uncle Jona should do something about this? Don't forget that someone stole jst 'few' money and uncle Jona said its just stealing hence not corruption. If Buhari is indeed a terrorist I think Jona is waiting for Buhari to bomb about 80million Nigerians before he could be considered a real terrorist,after all the ppl u call terrorist had only killed jst 'few' ppl so bombing a few population is not terrorist... Jona second law of reasoning.
Politics › Re: PDP Alleges Osinbajo May Resign To Pave Way For Tinubu After Election by phorget(m): 10:52pm On Feb 27, 2015
FFK is such a clown...I think he needs more education as regards politics. PDP should please grow up and stop acting like kids,let's have this election in peace pls!!
Satellite TV Technology › Re: An Interesting Picture Of Nigeria At Night Taken From Space By NASA by phorget(m): 8:00pm On Feb 27, 2015
Tell 'em to help us locate our Chibok girls pls!!!!...

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