Osun state workers be like...

Lol...I'm an Alumnus of Unilorin and trust me it kinda seem true to me...L L

Op u funny die oloun

You too funny Hahaaaa

I swear I wish I knew...a prt of me always said his promises where not realistic and achievable (under his govt) but it ain't entirely my fault cos some stupid pple were screaming A.P.C...Change all about (even while I'm enjoying peaceful nap) chai!!...but come to think of it even if a prophet had told dis a'holes that this niggas call BOO-HARRY, Tinubu (Asiwere) and LAIR-Mohammed were only exploiting our gullibility no one would have listened. It hurts more than a heartbreak when the angel you put all ur hope and trust in starts acting like a b*t*ch from HELL.

*wailer oya come and attack me ooooo*


...Buhari do something haaaaaa

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Source for most of em: wtffacts.com

DEIN OF AGBOR KINGDOM

Benjamin Ikenchuku Keagborekuzi



Agbor also known as Ominije as it was founded by Omini from Aguleri and it is an Igbo town in Delta state. Agbor was
once affiliated with the Benin Empire before Benin was conquered by the British. Sitting on the throne is Benjamin Ikenchuku Keagborekuzi who goes by the title of “Dein of Agbor” which is the name of his ruling house (the traditional ruler is usually referred to as Eze or Obi). He was crowned king just two years and four months after his birth following the death of his father making him the youngest monarch ever to ascend a royal throne according to the Guiness Book of Records in 1981. Following his coronation, he left the shores of Nigeria to pursue his academics and returned to Agbor in 2001. He was appointed the fourth Chancellor of the University of Ilorin by former president Olusegun
Obasanjo in 2006 making him the youngest vice chancellor of a federal university. He is Officer in the Order of the Crown, Belgium and also the Vice-Chairman, Delta State Traditional Rulers Council.

Is it jus me or op is not well?

Ha! 8 shudren pata pata...look at dis okada boy sha? It is only me da is seeying dix

So u want me to stop eating sweet beef and coiled kpomo

Icecomrade:



Imagine this centre located in Calabar, am sure most of them will be licking their lips right now.

The report the Solomon Arase will get each week is " The dog fell ill. We had to kill it because it would ve eventually died"

Lol bros bros...thou art a visionary...u jus talk my mind...

RadicallyBlunt:
No be matter of beating alone oh.

Although she go chop koboko but na to begin suspect whether na ur pikin or bastard pikin or whether dem don initiate her to witchcraft.

L L

If na me ehen,the beating wey she go chop ehen, she go think say na she open #dasukigate

L L me sef I'm leo buh dat guy no rep the LEO blood line at all...shey Leo ladies no dey NL ni?

me I can't pick...cos I ain't gay...buh this Aries tho

So now that I have seen d picture and it stupidly made fp is fuel now #40per litre or is rice now #5,000 per bag? *in phyno's voice* iranuuuuu...

Are dis pple gay? Why is it only guys dat are writing d exam...make naija army sef con do exam for us oooo...let it be mixed i.e both male and female...on d field and d time should be arnd 9pm...*just saying* #semidrunk

I never read am finish but I knw say OP is a beta pikin...

*modified*
OP run!!!....ZOMBIES are coming!!!...I don't know if we have dem in d high places tho but trust me...d zombies in high places (God know say I no mention name) if there are any might close this thread. *puts biro in his mouth waiting to comment again*

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Cutehector:
mchew.. guy stop all these hide and seek game wey u dey play. U think say I no knw say u be guy? Me sef get female account ooo...

askakim:
@op. How are u? Be sincere

I'm fine...cwiously...u nko

Cutehector:
oh really? My breakfast is 50k...

Are you that cheap?50k asin 50kobo not #50,000...send me ur account number lemme surprise you, I'm in a good mood this evening *in Buhari's voice* "you know say money no be froblem"

"Love is a many splintered thing." No truer words have been spoken (by The Simpsons, anyway). Whether it's a funny one-liner or a genuinely jaded jab, sometimes great love quotes can really speak to what you're feeling — especially when you're feeling the sting of love gone south. "Love is a grave mental disease," you say? Touché, Plato. Touché. 1. "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." — Mae West 2. "Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice." — Bill Cosby 3. "Love is a promise delivered already broken." — Steve Martin 4. "Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, disposable." — Cher 5. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." — Rodney Dangerfield 6. "Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage." — Ambrose Bierce 7. "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." — Socrates 8. "A kiss may ruin a human life." — Oscar Wilde 9. "My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing, and what's there stinks." — Joan Rivers 10. "Love is a grave mental disease." — Plato 11. "You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." — Henny Youngman 12. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond', only it doesn''t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." — Pete in "Knocked Up" 13. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." — Katharine Hepburn 14. "Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife." — Groucho Marx 15. "Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." — Lynda Barry 16. "If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes." ― Chuck Palahniuk 17. "Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows." — Paulo Coelho 18. "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." — Jim Carrey 19. "Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams." — Fyodor Dostoevsky 20. "Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance." — Oscar Wilde 21. "A man is only as faithful as his options." — Chris Rock 22. "Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love." — Isaac Disraeli 23. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." ― Joan Crawford 24. "Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby: awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess." ― Lemony Snicket 25. "Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed." ― Laurell K. Hamilton 26. "The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman." — Samuel Taylor Coleridge 27. "Love is a many splintered thing." — The Simpsons 28. "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." — Robin Williams 29. "Falling in love is so hard on the knees." — Aerosmith 30. "You can never be wise and be in love at the same time." ― Bob Dylan 31. "My love is expansive. Your love is expensive. " ― Jarod Kintz 32. "Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species." — W. Somerset Maugham 33. "Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?" — Confucius 34. "A woman is faithful to her first lover for a long time — unless she happens to take a second." — Francois de La Rochefoucauld 35. "Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." — Johnny Carson 36. "No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves." — Edgar Watson Howe 37. "A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman." — Isaac Goldberg 38. "A man's love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished." — Zsa Zsa Gabor 39. "What's love but a secondhand emotion?" — Tina Turner 40. "People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy." — Bob Hope 41. "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." — George Burns 42. "Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating." — Ray Bandy

Cutehector:
Op is just broke

As broke as you think I am, I can still afford to feed you...*just saying*

Hmmm...before you continue get this right I'm not saying you shouldn't have a gf I'm just saying having one has its own odds and not having has its own benefits too so I'm gonna be quick about this...


1. You are free: yes that's my favourite. Everyone deserves a degree of freedom and having a gf might limit this gift of God and blessing of nature. Freedom to flirt,freedom to get drunk,freedom to look at any lady without getting "the face" from your boo.
2. You get to avoid "extra cost": for the rich dudes this might not be a big deal but the broke guys who have fallen into the cold and deadly pit of love and would do anything I mean anything to please bae are the ones who would really get this..."Bae I need money for this" "bae 2mao is val" "bae next week is my birthday"...jeez! Dis is so messed up.
N.B: some girls are not demanding but if u calculate the airtime use to call bae/boo and the transportation cost (cos some girls will say they can't date the guy next door) it's something.
3. Add yours I've exhausted my points gotta think about some other points
P.S meditate on this..."A kiss may ruin a human life." — Oscar Wilde

OP u r high on roasted corn

Lemme finish sanitation I will ansa u...next month...

Space booked...ayam coming back...

Reolam:
Go and sleep Mtchewww

Bae sleep no gree hungry me ooooo