₦airaland Forum

Hmmm...first I'd like to say that I'm no HATER nor a WAILER before you nairalanders descend on me.
Now straight to the real deal...the damsel is now a superstar in a matter of weeks (good for her and all praises goes to ty bello for the awesome discovery)...I kinda like her buh truth be told she is not all that beautiful without the makeovers which I don't mind buh I gat to say the truth (if u going to be sincere you'd know that's true).
Sowie about that lil prologue and down to business...she is famous, rich and beautiful...some politicians and some other rich (male) Nigerians are going to be pointing their D*s toward her direction and may possibly distract her attention but have you stop to think about where this put her Handbag...sowie I meant Handbag...OMG this auto correct has refused to type "Husbag" maybe I and my auto correct are thinking in the right way then, cos from the look of things now the young man is at the mercy of his wifie. He can't boast of being a real man cos his BOO is now his BOSS ...yes I said it his new BOSS is his BOO...I don't know of u but I'm gonna work my ass of to make sure I'm damn extremely rich b4 I get married...I don't wanna be an "escort to my wife" just like this dude...what about you?

He is lying based on current price of naira to dollar $120,000=#47,760,000...so my point is...Davido is a "laya-laya boy...#wailers and #haters I'm waiting for u to tell me nonsense oooo

Now that you have posted this and boda lalasticlala will put it on front page...is #1 now equal to $1

bibijay123:
Refiner baby oo* olamide s voice* are u sure it was only adobe reader that was installed?

Babe how did u knw d qstn I had in mind...OP I hope the "danger dash" didn't crush ur candy in d temple while you are on the run? *adobe reader* hmmm...I hope d installation process was smooth? *winks* OP OP you dey enjoy oooo

Let's get this party started
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So I stumbled on this on COZA's facebook page and their papa was on a dog-tag looking like a....*i comment my reserve* what do you think



*Modified*

Papa is looking like... a baddo...yup I said it!...you heard/read right...a B.A.D.D.O...!



Waiting for d "defenders"...

true or false

JOKLEVIZ:
Am trying to find de hilarious in this pic

What is dis one saying...
So you can't see that this is very funny
That you mini god called buhari will probe you for saying that.

Lol...na so friendzone be oooo...the most populated place on earth

pet4ril:
Okay.... Not too much sha but you can never please some men even when you do this countless times

Bae trust me we guys are vewi simple...trust me if a lady can do all these for me...the hell?! I'd die in d relationship...

1. Call him by a pet name

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you
behave that way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness,appreciate and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his Friends and siblings.

7. Honor his mother. 8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for
your parents

9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no enough money at hand and never delay his food.

10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because u may
lose him to them.

11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his
luggage and help UnCloth him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional pecks when you are out
socially.

13. Praise him before your children sometimes.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch box or briefcase.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing "hello" just tell him I love you.

18. If he is a public figure or politician gently wake him at the early hours of the
morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be entice by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.

22. Always remember to pray for him.

23. Implement this law that your family will wake up early in the morning to pray
together.


Guys abi no be so...

Firstly I'd like to state the benefits the school has to offer which includes
1. As a graduate you receive close to 50k that is arnd #46,000.
2. If you are the best teacher: at the arm level (for e.g pry 4a 4b 4c and 4d) and you are the best teacher in the pry 4 arm, you'd receive 30k as a reward for the term (in1st term you'd receive 30k if you are the best, if in 2nd term you are not the best you won't receive the 30k prize) and by 3rd term the overall best teacher in the school will receive #600,000 as prize.
3. your salaries are gonna be promptly paid
Now to the conditions
1. when you are on duty you must be in school before 6:30am and you'd leave around 8pm or 9pm (because they have a boarding house).
2. when you are not on duty you must arrive school before 7:28am and you'd leave by 4pm (the school closes by 2:30pm and extra lessons starts by 3pm but either you are "doing" lesson or not you must remain in the school premises till four, if not my guy thou art absent for the day. (I wonder how they want us to go and do some transactions at the bank...NB: Banks in this area close by 2pm)
3. if you are late or absent a certain amount is being deducted from your salary and I think it is close to 1k
4. you must not partake in extra lessons outside the school (some people have been sacked/almost sacked cos of this)
5. if you have a child/children they must attend this school if not you are either outor on your way out
6. you will "manage" at least 2 boarders and all what the boarders whom you "manage" brought to school must not be misplace
7. to be the best teacher, your students write an exam and their marks are being collated and points are awarded to you their teacher but if you loose a child (if a child in your class gets withdrawn from the school) you loose 5 points and you might even loose your job
8. as the class teacher you are to be the one to get the pupils to pay their school fees and that involves calling and persuading the parents on phone (NB: the school doesn't give you special allowances for this)...if not your salary "might" go for it.

What's your take on this please...this is kinda personal to me cos I'm currently working here...

The banner above d knife reads 2015 op you are a very big LION oooo...stop it now else dasuki will mention your name *smiles* and u know what that means in d presence of sai baba

*In kiss daniel's voice* laye! laye! Eh Op ko jhor...

Dear Lassa baby,
First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came,
we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake
bushmeat, we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without
the fear of God in u, u said we shld forsake garri Garri! Garri ke, garri bawo?! student's power !
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially
Nigerian students? Do you know how garri has saved my life at different intervals?! Especially with akara and ultimately sugar?! Honestly, if Nigerians student swear
for u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week. Nonsense! Lassa if na play stop am ooooo...oniranu oshi! Waka! Ur fada once again.







Yours in Food
@Phunbyt


Cc:lalastica

When d girl in question is not dasuki's daughter...

TruthHurts1:
"Poor" DJ Cuppy. What a hard life your "poverty stricken" parents put you through.
Imagine asking the driver to drive you to school as a kid in an ordinary ferrari when the other kids are in Rolls Royce.
Imagine being given just 10k as pocket money for a whole 5 year old pikin of a billionaire! Shey dat one no be insult?
But as you don blow now, all dose yeye tings don become history.
Thank de lawd for his mercy.

Lol...

Okay you know this common "saying" of rappers and most celebs that "I'm from the street" I con dey imagine make d.j Cuppy sef con talk am say she come "from the streets" (remember she's a billionaires daughter)...for me I'd be like....what would be your own reaction #JustForGags



Cc:lalastica

@ OP dis is aw u will explain it....the stupid man who had sex with his daughter was arrested. shikena!

GANDALF1:
Hey monkiy. Sorry I have been very busy. Got hisenjos to transfer to me and I paid in full. Proved you wrong

Sup gorilla...congrats...buh dat still doesn't stop my fone from charging...iranu

OP your friend is the ultimate man...buhari ultimate budget season 1

No wonder 2016 budget is missing...na d budget dat witch called girl write the hunt is over

The stupid Shopper: this kinda person gets a trolley each for 5 of his or her accomplices and all they put in the trolley is 1 bobo and 1 #29 noodles

I don get alert God has won...it aff tey dat ondo state iyaf do normal...anticipating january's glory

Eyah...poor korede...but wait oooo...if this guy really wants to study can't he just pause music for a while... BAB BELLE pipu pls b4 u come and break my nose remember justin bieber did it

OP congrats oooo...api buy day long life nd plenty money...pi pi pi...whooray...ayam in ondo state plase bring my own rice here...God bless thine new age

D ansa to ur kweshon is going to be answered by my oga at d top.... Anyway...d ansa is cos so many grooms have been f***ing

GANDALF1:
Its trade by barter. I give you naira, you give me usd.

If you are not interested, swerve.

I'm not interested and I'm sure nobody is interested...you know we have criminals who disguise to be serious about a deal...and with the current state of our Nation nobody will be willing to do a deal with someone they don't trust, just a random nairalander...notify me when you get someone who is interested

For this naija wey we dey U better look for other means...nobody is gon send almost #200,00 naira to ur account bro.

Biolagurl:
Olamide only aired his opinion,he didn't mention anybody's name.Nd methinks he's talkn to Ayo Animashaun so Don Jazzy shudnt ve called him out like dat.But am still glad I got to watch dat dissing part tho

My sista na so ooo...thank God say dem no yarn me...
*in falz voice*
I saw d hole inzident with my 2 naked eye

Kingblingz:
No matter what! No matter What,Olamide don't have d right 2 insult Don jazzy,why becoz in all aspect Don jazzy pass am... Well sha datz by d way afta dem don dance SKELEMBA finish na ordinary Hyundai cause wahala so...

*in harrysong's voice*

During skelemba dem be friends...be friends...be friends

After Hyundai fight con start...con start...con start...pam! Pam!! Pam!!!...Jesu...