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emmyluizzz:
this op is a massive fine guy

Thanks.

7buckz:
Lol... Na konji make you de follow banny wey de relationship like fly for nyash... Nwunne you deserve drillings o

I no dey follow her like fly.When she tell me say she get boyfriend I fashi her.Na If we meet coincidentally she go dey ask me say I no dey pass her neighbourhood again.I no know say she won dey bill me.I come become regular visitor to her place.Na there the familiarity come too much.

FREDCLSSICO7:
if you no want make she dey bill you or see you as mugu money spender then use your headpan tell her say you no fit dey spend like maga way you be say you no fit dey give her girlfriend privilege way no be say na you dey date her
use ur headpan before they help you use am

I dey tell her all this from day 1 wey the billing start say'i dey vex the way she dey ask me for money as if I be her boyfriend'But she go plead.I go pity her come give her.If she as I dey do to my siblings for house.Na the way the day wey she change am for me make me have a rethink.

If they were made in china they would have become dusts by now.

Mazzatov:
Omo I drink this thing die for here
Na every night I Dey drink am, it works with sex too, you no go quick cum, it Dey always serve as substitute if I no see loud buy...
Damn

Some of these so called bitters are giving men a short life span.Person go just dey Waka,he go fall die.

Sniper.

According to femi adesina "Buhari is shocked!

All this overpriced American phones.I love my android.E no dey give me issues.

Femi8586:
Whether you're rich or not doesn't matter. Whether 2k or less doesn't matter. The point is, she was only attracted to your little money, not you. As soon as the money stopped coming, you can see the way she changed?

I have a girlfriend and I tell you, I don't give her money no matter what even though I'm comfortable enough to spend whatever I want. I even made it glaring to her that I don't spend on girls so she doesn't even bother asking cos she knows the kind of person she's dealing with.

Next time, don't give your money to girls no matter how little it is. Use it to develop yourself and watch them worshipping you.

I have drawn a red line with her.If she ask me for money I will ask for sex.That way she will decide whether she give me what I want and I give her what she ask for.

Femi8586:
You bleeped up. She rejected when you toast her but you accepted her when she offered friendship, na there you start to dey Bleep up.

You even went as far as giving her money and gifts. To what end? So that you can win her over? So that she will like you?

The girl no even Sabi play games. If she's good in the game, she'll play along with you to milk you dry of whatever you have till you're empty and dump you. Na there your eye go clear.

My advice: Count your loss and move on. You've learnt your lessons. Don't be a simp next time.

I no rich.Who she wan milk dry?The money wey I don give her since I met her never reach 2k.That one na milk?

I be simp before.Now I wan be badass.

I woo this beautiful babe in my neighbourhood that I moved into recently.She said 'NO' That she is in a relationship that we should be friends.I said no 'P'
After some days we got talking,this babe started taxing me like I be her breadwinner.At first I was giving her financial aid.Not big money Sha O.
Like 2h,and 5h she take buy biscuit.I no be ajebota o.
I even gave her a gift few days ago that she mark her birthday.
I come ask babe say make I perk her cheek.She change am for me.
I was like 'No be this babe wey I dey assist her with some token to keep her alive?
I just dey observe things.
I won hold her waist,she shift back.I no talk.
One morning,I jam her for road.We were just chatting Sha.She come say she dey hungry,say make I give her money to eat.She don jam maga.
I come tell her say make I first give her french kiss before I go give her 5h to go and eat.Babe say '5h na money?
I say dey go na.
I come see her for evening.I greet her.She begin give me attitude.
See me see wahala.I no lose anything from your bad attitude towards me.
I moved.
Mynd44

Anytime you want to sell your phone or personal items, always attach pic of the receipt together when uploading.

The way loan sharks go dey pester you with constant call alone fit cause heart attack.

Buhari bad luck caused his defeat.

Fairytale.

ManAustin:
� � �. What do they say, a man must have an interest in one of this three things of not all, women, alcohol, smoking. It is somewhat natural for some men if not all to like boobs busy na wetin we first know from infant but making it an unavoidable disease.

I don't have interest in any of them.

Post your bank statement of account to clear the doubting Thomas's.

Funky pastor and his mistress daughter

Funky pastor

Most of these white football players look older than their age.A 24yrs old player look like a 40 years old Nigerian.

NaijaRoyalty:
Fake news flying everywhere by Tinubu urchins

Why are they so desperate?
Wetin Dem dey find ?

Why would an 86yrs old Batstard so desperate be president?

God forbids bat-thing

Dey deceive yourself.

Don't trust Nigerian politicians.When they win an election they tend to become anti-people with their policies.

You should have collected the bribe and show us the transaction instead telling a cheap lie.

Op you dey craze.Go give Nollywood producers your script for a movie.

Keyamo used to be a human right hacktivist.I never knew that he was using that to seek government appointment.As soon as he got what he wanted he became an anti-people.

iCauseTrouble:
I really feel for students at home due to this ASUU strike. The amount of time they have wasted at home cannot be gained again. The world is moving without waiting for them. Private Universities are going on with their session. Foreign universities are not waiting. I just read the story of a Nigerian lady who got her PhD at 25. She went to a private university here in Nigeria through.
Yet some foolish youth are 25, still in 200L and still campaigning for Tinubu and Atiku to be their president

Most private universities are glorified secondary school.They are just degree holders with nothing upstairs.

All of una dey craze.