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homesteady: This type of police na ajebo! I'll just beat her and take off

All the agbero in your area would beat you to death in retaliation. How can you lay your hands on such a pretty officer.

5points: buy for too and milkshake also. Some icecream wont be bad too

Too early for ice cream. will get you alomo bitters instead.

As for me, I would arrest her. lol

Guys what would you do if this pretty officer is sent to arrest you? Would you resist arrest?

enjoying this thread. off to get some popcorn. wouldn't want to miss the cat fight in the end. ;Denjoying this thread. off to get some popcorn. wouldn't want to miss the cat fight in the end.

if you are in love with her and can die for her, go ahead and marry her. oyo oh!!!

*In the voice of mtn's "experienced" automated voice responce* THE BABE YOU ARE TRYING TO TOAST IS NOT AVAILABLE AT THE MOMENT PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

Nasco Biscuit brings back some good memories.

This means war. Hollywood classic. ETT

it looks like someone recently got dumped

may his gentle soul rest in peace.

Those pictures are very real but it takes the perverted mind of the op to read meaning from it where there is no cause for alarm. Remember pictures don't tell the full story.

tnx

God save us all. Amen

overdrive: Change ur weed supplier.

sorry bro I don't do weed or any other type of illegal drug. I also advice you stay away from them too.

so you mean I should start crying in my sleep

Some people sleepwalk others talk while asleep. These days I laugh heavily in my sleep and it wakes me.I practically laugh myself awake.Please is there anyone that shares the same experience or can explain this?

eddiebruk: Simply close your FB account....are they paying me to use it in the first place...or do i have to pay to deactivate my own account..?

Haba!! closing the account would be overkill na.Don't you know some people are mini-celebrities on facebook with over 4000 friends. How would they close the account over one or two naughty pictures which they can be made to pay to delete.

israel007: Personally won't pay.

Pray you don't have any picture in your profile you have to delete. Or your friends don't upload a silly picture of you.

Better delete those picture you don't need on your profile now it is still free.

Faced with continued investor skepticism over its long-term business model, Facebook has quietly started testing a new way of generating additional revenue - charging money to delete old photos.

The new settings, which are currently in beta, ask users to pay $5.00 to delete any photo more than 1 year old from their own Facebook profiles, and up to $20.00 to delete photos of themselves on other people's profiles.

Analysts say that Facebook could generate huge revenues from the new photo settings because many users are desperate to hide embarrassing pictures of themselves from family and potential employers.

Topher Anderson, an technology equities analyst at Citigroup says the new charges could single-handedly help Facebook's sagging stock price recover to its IPO level of $40 a share.

"This new photo fee is a stroke of genius," claims Anderson, "We estimate that over 50 million users will use the feature, spending on average $35 a year to delete the most embarrassing pics. The annual boost to Facebook's top line will be well over $1 billion."
A new dialog box will ask users for their credit card information.

A new dialog box will ask users for their credit card information.

Be Undiscovered

UBS investment banker Stephen Todd agrees that the photo fee will add revenue, and also notes that it won't add significantly to Facebook's cost structure.

"They don't have to hire new engineers," Todd explains, "They don't have to develop new features. All they have to do is change one small setting and watch the money roll in. Its pure profit."

Online privacy groups have predictably expressed outrage over the plans, but their objections are expected to be ignored. There is also some concern that the changes could prompt a user backlash, but Todd dismisses that idea outright.

"The brilliance of this charge is that it leverages Facebook's high switching costs and lack of competition," he says, "I mean come on. What are people gonna do about it? Move to Myspace?"

Facebook defends the new charge as a vital component of its new revenue model. One top executive explains that since the IPO and subsequent stock slide, the company now has a new set of priorities:

"We have to monetize where the value is. And there's a lot of value in hiding the mistakes of your past. It would be a violation of our shareholders' trust if we didn't try to squeeze revenue from our users any way we can."

"And if you don't want your grandfather thinking you're a sloppy, drunken slut, then maybe you shouldn't post pictures of yourself deep-Drinking a beer tap or passed out in a football player's crotch in the first place."

The new photo settings are expected to be introduced to all Facebook users sometime in March.

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/01/28/facebook-begins-charging-delete-photos-3/

yea, got it too. downloaded it but I don't see difference.

We wish you quick recovery.

Throughout this month, I have seen alot of fake threads claiming falsely that Nelson Mandela is dead.
so, I have decide to open this thread for well wishers to wish him a quick recovery and shame those who wish him dead for cheap publicity.
NELSON MANDELA, GET WELL SOON.

;Dcan it be worn over a potbelly.? ;Dcan it be worn over a potbelly.?

you are a normal teen. you have a lifetime to experience all these things when you are old enough to leave mummy's nest. Thank God mummy's doing here best to keep you safe and you should appreciate that. I pray mummy makes up with daddy for your sake.

yes. But not the kind of love you are thinking. ;Dyes. But not the kind of love you are thinking.

bobonicez: When a 'small' man open his two unclad eyes[b]and marry such a 'BIG' woman, what is he looking for?

But seriously, was this a real wedding in Nigeria? Guys, what do you think about the couple? Is the man not too small in size when compared to his 'madam'?

sourcewww.olokunbolablessing..com

[b][quote author=bobonicez]lolz. Unclad eyes.

The woman is not too big.
The guy is not as small as he looks, he is bending in an attempt[b] to lift the woman.

misleading topic.