A condom almost fell from my wallet into the offering tray during service today. I can't stop wandering what I would have done. You should have seen the looks i got from people sitting around me that noticed.
What would you have done if it were you?

Hope he survives. op pls remove that pic. cus dats nt calabar.

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It's quite strange that most children do not know their parents age.
When we were younger, it was understood that some parents didn't know their correct age due to lack of proper records from where and where they were born( or at least that's what we were told). But these days,I think parents refuse to tell their children their age because they don't want people to know that they falsify(use football age)their age in their place of work so that they can meet the age criteria for employment.
Or what do you guys think?

joebeckz: I tot only girls do diz shit not until a guy called me on a hot tuesday morning to warn me bout d gal I was dating,saying he has introduced himself to d family n intends takin her to d alter,I kindly asked,wen is diz ur supposed wedding. D dumb ansa I got was 2016. I lafd loud. Anyway,shit happens. I ve been victim twice to such,I tink I will ask d next gal am gonna date to swear dat she has no man except me so d 3rd call don't come in. Lolzzzzzz

funniest comment ever. cant stop laughing

1 week maximum.

op you must be a learner. That babe is clearly in love with someone else .you are clearly in the friendzone and she is using you.
Judging from experience, you are on a " long ting"

The best way to think about how to talk to women is to think about
what kind of fun, playful, and sexual conversation you would most
enjoy. Talking to a woman doesn’t have to be difficult. You just need to
be aware of what they are turned on by and what turns them off. Follow
the list above and you’ll do just fine.
Dats all

Sounds like a nuclear threat. Not funny at all.

Random numbers and alphabets keep popping up on my screen while watching programs on dstv.
It could be annoying some times like when I am watching football or a movie and the pop up covers important details.
l have also noticed this pop up on other people's dstv as well. so I would like us to share our experiences here and if possible, get to understand the cause and meaning of the pop up and also find a way to stop the pop up.
I have attached a picture below.

If you were to travel to the stone age, what present technology would you take with you or reinvent?

please how do you guys know he was a cultist?

or is this her own way of grieving. I believe she married him to get access to him so that she can get her revenge. what do you think??

This girl must be under some kinda spell

Edith Casas


Killer: Victor Cingolani with Johana (right) who he murdered


An Argentine woman was confronted by an angry crowd when she married her twin sister's killer on Valentine's Day.

Edith Casas, 22, wed Victor Cingolani yesterday in a ceremony taking place less than a year into the groom's 13-year sentence for the murder of model Johana Casas.

The bride was pelted with stones and eggs as she emerged from the register office, while her husband, disguised in sunglasses and a beret, was rushed out of the back door to his cell.
The couple married in Pico Truncade in southern Argentina, the same city where Johana was shot twice in the head days before her 20th birthday in July 2010.

Her body was found on the outskirts of the city, which lies around 1,200 miles from the capital Buenos Aires, and Cingolani, an ex-boyfriend, was convicted of murder in June last year.
Cingolani was convicted of murder in June last year, when a court found he was a 'willing participant' in the killing.

According to The Independent, he told a local news channel on the morning of the wedding: 'I’m getting married because I love Edith. I didn’t think the wedding would have so many repercussions worldwide.'
Cingolani claims he is innocent and is appealing against the conviction. Another man, Marco Diaz, who was sharing a house with Johana when she died, is also accused of the kill and will be tried in May.

Edith also argues her husband is innocent, and last year said: 'I’m going to get married to the person I love and not the person who killed my sister.'
Model Johana Casas was shot dead in 2010 days before her 20th birthday

She added: 'Victor is not a violent person and I’m not mad. We’ve got no doubts about what we’re doing. We love each other.'

The couple, who have been together for five years, had planned to Wed last December but a judge, Gabriela Zapat, ordered it to be suspended at the last minute following a request by the twins' mother, Marcelina

Edith was ordered to undergo psychological testing before the ceremony could be given the go ahead, and the date was set when doctors found no signs of 'mental dysfunction'.

Cingolani's sister and brother-in-law acted as witnesses during the 20-minute ceremony but Edith's relatives, who have disowned her, shunned the service.

Her family have said Edith is guilty of a 'terrible betrayal', and her father Valentín Casas told Clarín newspaper in December: 'Johana is with God and Edith is with the Devil.'

Marcelina has claimed her daughter is suffering psychological problems and said she feared Cingolani would take her life too.

She said: 'There are no words to describe what Edith is going to do. She’s guilty of a terrible betrayal.'

Lucas Chacon, Cingolani’s defence lawyer, has previously insisted: 'The cigarette butts found near Johana’s body belonged to Diaz and all the witnesses have incriminated him.

'I can understand Johana’s parents’ attitude. But Edith is not marrying a killer or anything like it.

'She is marrying a man who was convicted in a judicial scandal. All we want is justice.'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279296/Edith-Casas-marries-twin-sisters-convicted-killer-Victor-Cingolani-claiming-hes-innocent.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Csami: Your bleeding heart.

That one is suicide oh.

tomnmenace: *buy a large ribbon
take a bath, shave up completely, wear a perfect roll-on and an 'arousing' perfume
Take two pills of viagra
Tie yourself lik a special parcel
wait for her in the kitchen*

too bad I did that last year. wana do something different this year

Any ideas?

So, I forgot to get my girl a valentine gift and I just saw a big pacel which I think she would give to me on Valentine's day. please what last minute gift can I get her, that would seem thoughtful and wouldn't make me look cheap?

omg . so liliputians really exist. These have to be really tiny people cause I can't believe a laptop can be this big.

Eden Hazard retracts his apology to
Swansea ball boy
Brooks Peck - January 24, 2013
OK, that's it. I apologized yesterday
because everyone was freaking out and
making me wonder if I really did kick you,
but now I'm taking it back.
First of all, I did actually kick the ball a.k.a.
the inanimate object you developed an
emotional attachment to and then tried to
hump. So that bit where you held your ribs
and winced and called for the ref to alert
him to your internal bleeding and death
throes after I popped it out from your
perverse assault looked about as stupid as
your face.
Secondly, let's clear up a matter of
semantics. Everyone keeps calling you a
ball "boy," yet you're 17. I have brothers
younger than you. And I promise you I
have done far, far worse things to them
without our parents even looking up from
their waffles (which we eat all the time
because we're Belgian). So, you're not a
boy, but you're obviously not an adult
either. Let's just call you a "ball bag," since
you clearly wanted that ball inside you, and
leave it at that.
Third, I saw your Twitter account. Yes, the
one featuring a picture of you drinking
Strongbow, a bio where you describe
yourself as a "LAD" and tweets from before
the match about how you were "needed for
time wasting." Why would a ball boy be so
keen on wasting time? Because your name
is Charlie Morgan and your father, hotelier
Martin Morgan, is Swansea's top
shareholder. If I get a ban for kicking your
love toy away, then your family should get
a ban for whatever they call making your
son a ball boy so he can help your team
reach a cup final. Oh, and the next time I
stay in one of your father's hotels, I'm
going to claim the bellboy kicked me and
roll around in the lobby until they give me
a free room upgrade. And then I'm going to
take all of the bodywashes. All of them.
Finally, I would just like to make one last
point on how thankful you should be. You
see, this could have been a lot worse for
you. Imagine, for a moment, that it wasn't
me you played this little game against.
Imagine it was Zlatan Ibrahimovic. If it was
Zlatan you did this to...wow...he would
have kicked you. He would have kicked you
so hard that your body would have turned
into a gas, caught fire and then covered
the grass in a urine-like dew. Think about
that.
Sincerely yours,
Eden Hazard, LAD Hunter

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yea, you can use it for DNA testing. To get an accurate result, do not smoke or drink alcohol, or use any mouthwash with alcohol in it. Also, do not kiss or give a bj at least 24hrs before the swab samples are taken.

These Reps people are obviously jobless and dumb people. Why should they ban my precious energy drinks when they have not yet banned cigarettes which is killing million. If I want to drink my energy drink and die, is it their business?

I guess that's their secret ingredient.

Thanks to you, its no more a secret

Vikin: Most six packs you see in Naija, na hunger cause am!

No be only six pack! Mtchewwwww!

True talk.

Too much money turned my six packs to one pack. Hallelujah

The cloth made both of them ugly. They can both try a Spiderman costume next time since the green goblin look ain't working.