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contact me if you need soybeans of any quantity. 08184020638

If you arrived camp today.... please and please, becareful with the lil errand boys in camp...
some are very nice while some are thieves.

'Hey you' double up'

Terry1:
wow, am really glad i came here. feels like where i belong .
Vandeikya people, i'll like to see ur hands up. don't worry, just raise ur hand wherever you are, i will see you from here. lol... yes, i see through walls and distance, even through bush. super x-ray vision
ayatutu ka uno ...?

Representing Ihugh

kratosonofzeus:
shoro wa niyen ?

kratosonofzeus:
shoro wa niyen ?

Don't even know the meaning of that

Nairaland has provided a cheap means of changing one's gender at no cost and you are here complaining.
Do you know how much it would cost you to surgically change your sex in the hospital?

Thanks to all those who have contacted us

DTOBS:
Hello guys..
Congrats on your posting to the food basket of the nation.

Benue state is the best place to serve in Nigeria... You can tell me to say that again

Gboko is the best place to serve in Benue state... This is where I am.

In case you need more info and help, we are here to help out.

Safe journey to you all to wannune camp

I site you bro

Kwinafric:
Thanks

Uwc

There would be enough accommodation for everybody and everybody will certainly get registered.... No need for panic, do your thing with less stress.

Those good at moderating whatsapp groups could kindly open one for us... 07039818451....... Add me to the group please.

profdotcom:
So u mean I'm lucky..... OK

you are indeed lucky.... congrats

' Gentle men corps members, you are all welcome to the Nysc permanent Orientation Camp Wannunne, Tarka Local Government Area, Benue state'
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If you are lucky enough to be posted to Benue state then consider yourself to be very lucky.
As it stands now Benue is the cheapest and most accommodating state in Nigeria.
The 3 Major towns are Makurdi, Gboko and Otukpo.
The above listed towns are moderately cheap for every corp member.
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As for the Camp, Its a very cold environment but it's very safe and close to the road too.
I Officially welcome you all!!!

On Behalf of Ogbor Elite Forum, I cordially invite you to the One in a time cultural pageant, which will feature Igbo Cultural Dances, Comedies, Songs and most especially ADA OGBOR beauty show.
If you wish to be among the sponsors, kindly reach the contacts on the banner.
You could also call my direct line on.. 07039818451

worthee:
Hello ogunyemi... good evening.. pls can you chat me up at 07061092868

I will chat you up..... may help direct you on how to get the yam... my problem here in Benue is transportation.

milvet:
Currently serving in Benue. Am interested.

same here.... I am serving under Oshungo LGA, am into the business but my problem is transporting the yam down to PHC, the last 3 trips was via a transport company.

wow, didn't know much about this fruit, its been wasting here in my compound.
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If you need it in bulk please come down to *Ihugh* here in Vandeikya LGA Benue state.

Never knew service would be this boring..... #Ihugh.. #Vandeikya

learn to be generous next time. Girls play hard to get almost all the time. It’s a good thing though or you wouldn’t really think she’s worth the effort. But sometimes, it’s easier to turn on a girl than date her. When it comes to dating a girl, she instinctively knows you’re hitting on her. If you discreetly warm her up to your flirty touches, you’ll see that seducing a girl can be rather easy if she thinks you’re a great guy. If you know how to be discreet, you can make a girl fall for you or even turn her on in just a few conversations. But here, we’ll get to seducing a girl with just 20 simple questions, preferably via texts. It’s easy to ask these 20 questions when you’re sitting with her but if she feels uncomfortable or believes you’re trying too hard or going too fast, you may end up blowing your chances and you’ll have a hard time making her like you again. On the other hand, by texting a few s!xy questions to a girl, you can always make it seem like a joke if she doesn’t warm up to you. It’s easy, safe and a foolproof way to turn a girl on from a distance. Use these questions and if you charm the girl the right way, you could charm the pants off her and make out with her by the time you reach the twentieth question! Just use these questions and keep the conversation going by answering any other questions she may ask. It’ll all work out in your favor if you play it carefully and stick to these 20 questions all along the way. And the best part, it’ll work wonders if she’s your girlfriend or even if she’s a flirty girl you have a crush on. Ask her these questions late at night for best results! 1. Are you alone? This question is perfect to understand if she’s idle and all alone at home. You obviously can’t flirt or talk s!x if her friends are around her. Say something bold like “I wish I could be there with you” when she reciprocates with an affirmative. 2. What are you doing right now? Play it nice and slow, this can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention. 3. Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed? Warm her up to a flirty conversation without overstepping the line. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone else. 4. What do you wear when you go to bed? What are you wearing? A curious question that’s perfect to ask a girl when she’s in bed already. It’s personal and yet not too s!xual. Say something like “Gosh, I can only imagine how cute you look right now” when she describes herself. If it’s your girlfriend, ask her what she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. A perfect start. 5. What do you think you look s!xiest in? Get her to talk s!xual by talking about her s!xy clothing. It’s flattering

Apes wan also taste the forbidden fruit? see as their body dey sweet dem

Leriebloom:
MY LAST EXPERIENCE (forever I hope)

My friend and I woke up pretty early and left the house. She was leaving for Benin while I was leaving for Enugu because I had a flight to catch by 12:15pm. I told the bike man to take me to any park I can get Enugu bus and he took me to one miserable Nyannyan park. I was the first to get a ticket for the first bus to Enugu. I kept waiting for more passengers because we were just three. I spoke to the guy loading the bus and explained to him that time wasn't on my side so he had to push me to port Harcourt bus.When the bus started moving, that was when the driver remembered he had to fill his tank. We stayed on a short queue , but it was still enough to eat into someone's time. By the time the bus started moving it was past 8. To cut the long story short I got to Enugu by 12, I rushed to where I could get a cab. And for the cab guy to take me to the airport he said 4k,I didn't even have the time to waste so I entered. The driver was on his highest speed, but still we couldn't make it. We got to the airport and I rushed down to Arik stand, only for me to be told I had missed my flight. There was no other flight for lag until Sunday by 12",and I had to add extra money which was a tad bit too much. I left the airport, paid a cab man to take me to town to any affordable hotel. I hate sleeping alone so I was scared all through d night, I had to call a friend who tried keeping me at ease. It worked and I slept off. I woke pretty early Sunday morning,dressed and called the cab guy only for his line to be switched off. I had to drag my box down the road and waited until I saw a Keke. I jumped into it. He took me to peace mass park where I got a lag bus, and now I am home

eyia, sorry about the stress, I was posted to Ushongo LGA and I had no stress. For the drills, you should have joined us 'the special Red crossers'
Stand Well!! Follow who Know road!! *winks*

hope to redeploy to Akwa Ibom asap

any experience from Benue state?

07039818451 add asap tnx

lemme join the moving train

you can now print your callup letter