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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: REPOST: Woman In America Looking For Nice Nigerian Man by pimplucious: 8:42am On Sep 24, 2014
iziegbby: Young man, did i mention love?
Lol my apology o, good luck tho
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: REPOST: Woman In America Looking For Nice Nigerian Man by pimplucious: 8:31am On Sep 24, 2014
Young lady, how do u imagine this ur quest for love will work out? Just a bit curious
RomanceRe: A "Marriage Proposal By Police" In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by pimplucious: 8:20am On Sep 24, 2014
Arrainging marriage proposal with NPF? Too risky! Imagine accidental discharge lipsrsealed
FashionRe: Ancient Egyptian Woman With 70 Hair Extensions Discovered by pimplucious: 4:12pm On Sep 23, 2014
This goes to buttress the fact that ancient Egyptians are black, so speaking and going by this fact, then, the real Jesus is a BLACK skinned MAN. If u understand ur bible u will know what I'm talking about.
EducationRe: Two UNILORIN Students Get Merrill Lynch Appointments! by pimplucious: 3:47pm On Sep 23, 2014
What's the big deal? I once worked with Halifax Bank of Scotland and Lloyds Tsb among loads of other Nigerians and nobody celebrated me.

My friend Rapu works with Rolls Royce, Shola works with goole and Adeolu has worked with numerous banks in UK. Go to US and UK and see Nigerians working in good companies its no big deal so make una park well Jo. Meanwhile congrats guys on ur employment.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do We Embrace Foreign Religion And Culture At The Expense Of Our Own? by pimplucious(op): 1:04pm On Sep 23, 2014
Very pathetic!
Christianity EtcWhy Do We Embrace Foreign Religion And Culture At The Expense Of Our Own? by pimplucious(op): 12:01pm On Sep 23, 2014
Just now in the course of a conversation, I mentioned to a female colleague of mine, a fully grown YORUBA LADY, the legend of MOREMI and she was completely lost! She didn't know anything about MOREMI.

Ask same person about Deborah, Hannah, Ruth,Mary etc and your ears will be full of "according to my bible...".

How can a people have a future when they are disconnected with their past and their roots? I have heard people who don't know the names of streets next to theirs in Lagos give vivid description of London streets and they are proud of it! Some funny characters who don't know the names of their next-door-neighbours travel several kilometres to hug and pray in deceitful fraternity with total strangers all in a bid to find elusive peace.

We are happy and foolishly excited when we tell the stories of WANDERERS from their "Holy books" and dismiss with scorn Centuries of a Beautiful Heritage,Proud Traditions and enviable cultures as contained in the African Social Order!

We broke faith with our Ancestors and we are suffering the consequences. The descendants of Cavemen and Wanderers, from the West and the East, have given us enough WILD GEESE to chase forever because we are stupid!

Funny Characters like TB Joshua and Chris Oyakhilome ride us like donkeys in the South and Abubakar Shekau kill us like Goats in the North! Thinking about it now, it is actually a repeat, the very same way their progenitors, the early " missionaries" and "Jihadist" performed some 200years ago when they intruded into the affairs of a people who lived better and were more blessed than their miserable selves!

We are in deep trouble and we are fast heading for deeper troubles unless we are able to STOP & THINK!
Christianity EtcRe: South African Vitims May Sue TB Johsua. by pimplucious: 7:15am On Sep 23, 2014
As much as I sympathize with SCOAN, TB Joshua etc, man of God or no man of God, i still hold a firm believe that somebody needs to be held accountable. cry
RomanceRe: I Regret Remaining A Virgin Until I Got Married by pimplucious: 7:07am On Sep 23, 2014
Religion is nothing but a tool of mind control, ur case a perfect example.
RomanceRe: 9 Red Flags Women Shouldn’t Ignore When Picking A Mate by pimplucious: 11:35am On Sep 20, 2014
Whatever! Why is Man woman relationship too over hyped? And don't bring "God created Eve for Adam" bullshit in ur answer!
PoliticsRe: Russian Jets Intercepted Near U.S. And Canadian Airspace by pimplucious: 11:25am On Sep 20, 2014
Idrismusty97: These people are wasting precious time jor! Until a Nuke have been dropped no body should post news of Russia jet, airspace, blahblahblah. I am tired of these Cat and Mouse game! angry
Lol I feel u though I hope it doesn't come to that.
AutosI Need To Learn How To Ride Power Bike by pimplucious(op): 10:34am On Sep 17, 2014
I can't cope with Lagos traffic any more I'm considering getting a power bike to maneuver my way in traffic but the problem is I don't know how to ride it.

Can anyone recommend a driving school in Lagos or ibadan that offer power bike driving tutorials, pls?

Thanks in advance
CelebritiesRe: Mario Balottelli Slept With These 10 Beautiful Ladies? (PHOTOS) by pimplucious: 9:57am On Sep 17, 2014
If u live in UK U can girls more beautiful than these my brotha only different is they might not be in same class
Christianity EtcRe: People Reportedly Missing In Different Parts Of World Few Minutes Ago: RAPTURE!! by pimplucious: 5:33pm On Sep 15, 2014
simdam500: relax... Ma lo sare moto kolu keke
Wa ya say blad? Speake english or speak patois.
Christianity EtcRe: People Reportedly Missing In Different Parts Of World Few Minutes Ago: RAPTURE!! by pimplucious: 7:09pm On Sep 14, 2014
Useless guy! Nigga got me scared for a min. Thought I missed the rapture.

CelebritiesRe: What' Wrong With This Photo Taken At UBA? by pimplucious: 10:41am On Sep 14, 2014
Ok I'm gonna open an account with UBA then
Christianity EtcRe: Collapse Building: Joshua Alleges Attack On Church by pimplucious: 7:00am On Sep 14, 2014
"Chemicalised demolition" can u pls expatiate on this as I have never come across this term b4 now?
Foreign AffairsRe: The Geopolitics Of World War III: Reasons Russia & Syria Are Being Targeted by pimplucious: 11:08pm On Sep 12, 2014
Its all too late the "big players" are already in the war game neck deep. The US will do anything necessary to protect its ecnomy at the expense of whatever even if heaven have to fall. Chaina, Russia are forging dangerous alliance with an aim to clip the Eagles's (US) wing.

Everything is all set jusst a thin rope holding everything in place and its about to snap.
HealthRe: Ebola Panic In Ife: OAU Student Quarantined, Confesses Contact With Enemuo by pimplucious: 5:47pm On Sep 10, 2014
wisolf: I hope it remains negative
Bless u. Ur the only one so far that shows empathy towards the girl. I hope so, too
CelebritiesRe: See The ‘world’s Smallest House’ Which Costs A Whooping N77 Million (photos) by pimplucious: 4:41pm On Sep 07, 2014
am0s: ow ,much d ones wey deybeside am cost
Lol them never invent the currency dem go use cost that one yet grin
CelebritiesRe: Michelle Obama Is A Transexual? by pimplucious: 10:55am On Sep 07, 2014
Lol

SportsRe: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by pimplucious: 7:07am On Sep 07, 2014
ochejoseph: Its Nice to see him in Nigeria

Nigeria is a great Country , Land of great opportunities!

When you visit the arrival lounge of any of our international Airports you will appreciate how important Nigeria is to foreigners!

Despite the threat of Boko haram and Ebola foreign investors , A-class celebrities , and top quality industrialist are trooping In daily !

Nigerians,

We must believe in our selves

We must begin to channel our potentials in the right direction

We must stop hating and start thinking positively and acting positively

If we unite and work together I foresee Americans Queuing up at our embassies to get a Nigerian Visa !

May God bless you for reading this post and may God Bless our Great country Nigeria
All this cuz Hulk Hogan came to Nigeria?
SportsRe: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by pimplucious: 7:06am On Sep 07, 2014
ochejoseph: Its Nice to see him in Nigeria

Nigeria is a great Country , Land of great opportunities!

When you visit the arrival lounge of any of our international Airports you will appreciate how important Nigeria is to foreigners!

Despite the threat of Boko haram and Ebola foreign investors , A-class celebrities , and top quality industrialist are trooping In daily !

Nigerians,

We must believe in our selves

We must begin to channel our potentials in the right direction

We must stop hating and start thinking positively and acting positively

If we unite and work together I foresee Americans Queuing up at our embassies to get a Nigerian Visa !

May God bless you for reading this post and may God Bless our Great country Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Joan Rivers Is Dead by pimplucious: 5:41am On Sep 05, 2014
eyeview: This is a woman who at her age should have drawn closer to her maker but she instead uses her show to make derogatory statement against God and Jesus christ. A woman who at her age should have been contented with her looks after countless plastic surgeries,but she keep subjecting herself to more plastic and enhancing surgeries. Its sad that she never made it alive from this last one, its sadder that she died at the peak of vanity. It would be saddest if she didn't make peace with that God she fondly mocked while her other vain friends and transgenders laughed.
I would have said Rest in Peace but I would be lying if she didn't know God.
It didn't even take long b4 u start seeing them. Who are u to pass judgment? hypocrites!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Use Of Profile Pics On NAIRALAND by pimplucious: 10:46am On Sep 01, 2014
NL is a faceless forum where u can chat whatever u like and go Scot free. So put up ur pic at ur own peril.
RomanceRe: Who Knows What She Did?? [picture] by pimplucious: 10:36am On Sep 01, 2014
fleezytran: grin

Omo u get eyes mehn! Or is it because u've been in same situation b4....good one tho
Lol
RomanceRe: Who Knows What She Did?? [picture] by pimplucious: 2:19am On Sep 01, 2014
goalburner: buh wait, na microscope u use see d man? me no see anyfin nau
Trace that wire that runs down the bed from the fan u will spot an eye from a tiny opening btw the bed and the mattress. If u still can't see it then oyo is ur case lol
RomanceRe: Who Knows What She Did?? [picture] by pimplucious: 9:26pm On Aug 31, 2014
By the edge of the bad to th right, there is a black man's eye peeping thru. Hahaha
FoodRe: How Do You Slice Onions Without 'crying'?? by pimplucious: 5:25pm On Aug 30, 2014
Cut under water or refrigerate or freeze for 30 min or 15 min respectively b4 cutting or cut as close to a flame as possible without burning urself or have a fan blowing away the droplet while cutting or avoid cutting the edges first as they have the most concentration of sulphur or cut both edges first under water.

All the above have been tested to work. I love my onion in my meal like I love my ladies in my bed
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Launches National Electronic ID Cards by pimplucious:
This is reminiscent of the slave trade era when some elders exchanged their country men for a mere mirror cry

How on earth could an independent nation outsource information of about 170 million of its citizen to foreigners to handle? This is beyond me.

More baffling is the fact the said citizen accept this hook line and sinker without asking questions. #sicktothestomach
PoliticsRe: National eID Card To Be Unveiled And Launched Tomorrow (Picture) by pimplucious: 5:51pm On Aug 27, 2014
fr3do: How huh
I can't go into details now but I suggest u read up data protection act plus imagine how much u make with 170 million personal details of a whole country's population.

I will find time and eleborate on how u can be defrauded with this and how its also a security risk on the country as well.

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