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Christianity Etc › Re: People Reportedly Missing In Different Parts Of World Few Minutes Ago: RAPTURE!! by pimplucious: 5:33pm On Sep 15, 2014
simdam500: relax... Ma lo sare moto kolu keke
Wa ya say blad? Speake english or speak patois.
Christianity Etc › Re: People Reportedly Missing In Different Parts Of World Few Minutes Ago: RAPTURE!! by pimplucious: 7:09pm On Sep 14, 2014
Useless guy! Nigga got me scared for a min. Thought I missed the rapture.

Celebrities › Re: What' Wrong With This Photo Taken At UBA? by pimplucious: 10:41am On Sep 14, 2014
Ok I'm gonna open an account with UBA then
Christianity Etc › Re: Collapse Building: Joshua Alleges Attack On Church by pimplucious: 7:00am On Sep 14, 2014
"Chemicalised demolition" can u pls expatiate on this as I have never come across this term b4 now?
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Geopolitics Of World War III: Reasons Russia & Syria Are Being Targeted by pimplucious: 11:08pm On Sep 12, 2014
Its all too late the "big players" are already in the war game neck deep. The US will do anything necessary to protect its ecnomy at the expense of whatever even if heaven have to fall. Chaina, Russia are forging dangerous alliance with an aim to clip the Eagles's (US) wing.

Everything is all set jusst a thin rope holding everything in place and its about to snap.
Health › Re: Ebola Panic In Ife: OAU Student Quarantined, Confesses Contact With Enemuo by pimplucious: 5:47pm On Sep 10, 2014
wisolf: I hope it remains negative
Bless u. Ur the only one so far that shows empathy towards the girl. I hope so, too
Celebrities › Re: See The ‘world’s Smallest House’ Which Costs A Whooping N77 Million (photos) by pimplucious: 4:41pm On Sep 07, 2014
am0s: ow ,much d ones wey deybeside am cost
Lol them never invent the currency dem go use cost that one yet grin
Celebrities › Re: Michelle Obama Is A Transexual? by pimplucious: 10:55am On Sep 07, 2014
Lol

Sports › Re: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by pimplucious: 7:07am On Sep 07, 2014
ochejoseph: Its Nice to see him in Nigeria

Nigeria is a great Country , Land of great opportunities!

When you visit the arrival lounge of any of our international Airports you will appreciate how important Nigeria is to foreigners!

Despite the threat of Boko haram and Ebola foreign investors , A-class celebrities , and top quality industrialist are trooping In daily !

Nigerians,

We must believe in our selves

We must begin to channel our potentials in the right direction

We must stop hating and start thinking positively and acting positively

If we unite and work together I foresee Americans Queuing up at our embassies to get a Nigerian Visa !

May God bless you for reading this post and may God Bless our Great country Nigeria
All this cuz Hulk Hogan came to Nigeria?
Sports › Re: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by pimplucious: 7:06am On Sep 07, 2014
ochejoseph: Its Nice to see him in Nigeria

Nigeria is a great Country , Land of great opportunities!

When you visit the arrival lounge of any of our international Airports you will appreciate how important Nigeria is to foreigners!

Despite the threat of Boko haram and Ebola foreign investors , A-class celebrities , and top quality industrialist are trooping In daily !

Nigerians,

We must believe in our selves

We must begin to channel our potentials in the right direction

We must stop hating and start thinking positively and acting positively

If we unite and work together I foresee Americans Queuing up at our embassies to get a Nigerian Visa !

May God bless you for reading this post and may God Bless our Great country Nigeria
Celebrities › Re: Joan Rivers Is Dead by pimplucious: 5:41am On Sep 05, 2014
eyeview: This is a woman who at her age should have drawn closer to her maker but she instead uses her show to make derogatory statement against God and Jesus christ. A woman who at her age should have been contented with her looks after countless plastic surgeries,but she keep subjecting herself to more plastic and enhancing surgeries. Its sad that she never made it alive from this last one, its sadder that she died at the peak of vanity. It would be saddest if she didn't make peace with that God she fondly mocked while her other vain friends and transgenders laughed.
I would have said Rest in Peace but I would be lying if she didn't know God.
It didn't even take long b4 u start seeing them. Who are u to pass judgment? hypocrites!
Nairaland General › Re: Use Of Profile Pics On NAIRALAND by pimplucious: 10:46am On Sep 01, 2014
NL is a faceless forum where u can chat whatever u like and go Scot free. So put up ur pic at ur own peril.
Romance › Re: Who Knows What She Did?? [picture] by pimplucious: 10:36am On Sep 01, 2014
fleezytran: grin

Omo u get eyes mehn! Or is it because u've been in same situation b4....good one tho
Lol
Romance › Re: Who Knows What She Did?? [picture] by pimplucious: 2:19am On Sep 01, 2014
goalburner: buh wait, na microscope u use see d man? me no see anyfin nau
Trace that wire that runs down the bed from the fan u will spot an eye from a tiny opening btw the bed and the mattress. If u still can't see it then oyo is ur case lol
Romance › Re: Who Knows What She Did?? [picture] by pimplucious: 9:26pm On Aug 31, 2014
By the edge of the bad to th right, there is a black man's eye peeping thru. Hahaha
Food › Re: How Do You Slice Onions Without 'crying'?? by pimplucious: 5:25pm On Aug 30, 2014
Cut under water or refrigerate or freeze for 30 min or 15 min respectively b4 cutting or cut as close to a flame as possible without burning urself or have a fan blowing away the droplet while cutting or avoid cutting the edges first as they have the most concentration of sulphur or cut both edges first under water.

All the above have been tested to work. I love my onion in my meal like I love my ladies in my bed
Politics › Re: Nigeria Launches National Electronic ID Cards by pimplucious:
This is reminiscent of the slave trade era when some elders exchanged their country men for a mere mirror cry

How on earth could an independent nation outsource information of about 170 million of its citizen to foreigners to handle? This is beyond me.

More baffling is the fact the said citizen accept this hook line and sinker without asking questions. #sicktothestomach
Politics › Re: National eID Card To Be Unveiled And Launched Tomorrow (Picture) by pimplucious: 5:51pm On Aug 27, 2014
fr3do: How huh
I can't go into details now but I suggest u read up data protection act plus imagine how much u make with 170 million personal details of a whole country's population.

I will find time and eleborate on how u can be defrauded with this and how its also a security risk on the country as well.
Politics › Re: National eID Card To Be Unveiled And Launched Tomorrow (Picture) by pimplucious: 10:55am On Aug 27, 2014
The future of 170 million Nigerias sold to matercard? Smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Ebola Cure: Liberian Doctor Died Of Ebola Despite Zmapp by pimplucious: 7:45am On Aug 26, 2014
My take: I think the US supplied a tainted zmapp to Liberia.
Sports › Re: Bright Dike Celebrates With Yonger Sister, Courtney Over World Cup Final by pimplucious: 7:43am On Aug 26, 2014
Oh wow, this is beautiful. She looks innocent.
Nairaland General › Re: So Fu*cking Angry Right Now.. by pimplucious: 4:41am On Aug 25, 2014
mizcalvina: Angry angry angry
Go chop guguru and epa to calm ur nerves down, trust me it works grin
Culture › Re: Alaafin Of OYO With Yoruba Descendants In Brazil (pictures) by pimplucious: 4:28am On Aug 25, 2014
RoyalRoy: Just check out the regalia and swags of Oba Adeyemi With his pretty queen.!!!

And then some ignorant few will claim Ooni of Ife is the greater of the two kings.

Is it not obvious the Alaafin is pushing more of the Yoruba culture and tradition all over the globe than the Ooni?

He has the flair and charisma that portrays a true royal king of the yorubas. Never mincing words, always real and factual.

I believe he is one of the very few revered and articulate kings left in Yoruba land. If not the greatest of this generation.

May he never stumble. Amen.
Who compares Ooni of Ife with Aalafin of Oyo?
Get UF facts right
Nairaland General › Re: Ebola In The UK – British Ebola Victim Lands In London Hospital by pimplucious: 4:19am On Aug 25, 2014
Cowards die many times over (Patrick Sawyer) the braves live forever (Dr. Adedovah etc).
Science/Technology › Re: 12 Scientific Facts That Will Amaze You by pimplucious: 4:07am On Aug 25, 2014
We have so scientifically evolved we can do anything we think, 50yrs on now we still can't find the cure for HIV now ebola is prowling. I think some few powerful peeps are purposely sabotaging medical science and cashing in on it
Politics › Re: Ebola: Adadevoh Risked Her Life To Save Nigeria – FG by pimplucious: 8:47am On Aug 21, 2014
This is indeed a sorry case. But what however baffles me is the fact that, the index case, Patric Sawyer wanted to force his way out of the hospital. I actually think all these should be investigated to determin if P. Sawyer worked with others
Culture › Re: Ten Popular Mind Control Techniques Used Today by pimplucious: 9:45am On Aug 16, 2014
Why didn't u include Monarch Programming which is very common in the entertainment industry?

http://conspiracy.wikia.com/wiki/Monarch_Mind_Control
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mermaid Washed Ashore In A Beach At Benin. Photos by pimplucious(op): 11:30pm On Aug 10, 2014
EnterPRO: why CNN no carry am?
If u ask me, na who I go ask?
Art, Graphics & Video › Mermaid Washed Ashore In A Beach At Benin. Photos by pimplucious(op): 9:31pm On Aug 09, 2014
If u don't believe in mermaid take a look at this and have a rethink

http://www.nairobiexposed.com/2014/08/07/dead-mermaid-washed-ashore-beach-benin-photos/

Culture › Some Ridiculous Things Nigerians believe are Possible by pimplucious(op): 4:47pm On Aug 09, 2014
*an odd looking telephone number can cause instant death if it calls and you pick

*human beings can transform to animals (kwara police arrested a goat some time ago)

*human beings can fly

*eating mango and garri can cause death

*eating kola nut can insulate one from the scourge of Ebola

*drinking salt and water of bathing with a saline solution prevents ebola

*saying things like "it might rain" can actually make it rain

*a human being can birth a horse! goat! etc

*a women can carry a pregnancy for years

*eating some leaves and having some incisions can stop knives and knives from cutting you

*having a cat at home takes away diseases from your family.

The list is endless.

Have you ever wondered why these silly beliefs are so pervasive and prevalent ?

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