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Celebrities / Re: Dencia Shades Wizkid & Jada Pollock, His Manager Turned Baby Mama (Photo) by pinkcita: 1:20pm On Nov 21, 2017
DIKEnaWAR:
Ndi nzuzu and iberibe are everywhere now.







This one just bought a flooded tokunbo car and has decided to insult all women beginning from the one that suckled him

Eze iberibe.
Truth hurts huh
Celebrities / Re: Dencia Shades Wizkid & Jada Pollock, His Manager Turned Baby Mama (Photo) by pinkcita: 1:18pm On Nov 21, 2017
Onijagidijagan:
All females have lost their reputation in my sight..I can pick up 100% of girls in my car. married or not older or younger, with boyfriends or with rings just for bleebing and throw away.

Guys that are having problem with girls are d ones that are truthful, innocent, think & act broke and and looks poor.
True talk brother...in between you are a wise man.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by pinkcita: 12:31am On Sep 18, 2017
I need A pencil or pen hand drawing artist now.. Whatsapp me at +1(240)360-3547...instant cash for your troubles pls this is urgent
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Reacts To Army Invasion Of Nnamdi Kanu's Home In Umuahia by pinkcita: 8:28pm On Sep 13, 2017
Nigeria should learn from Syria..like play like play monkey go enter market him no go return

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Health / Re: My Uncle Has Large Boils On His Head, Please Save His Health Condition (pics) by pinkcita: 2:46am On Sep 01, 2017
pbethel:
Take him to a genuine church for prayers. There is nothing God cannot do.
Your wisdom know no boundaries sorry I mean your ignorance.. someone needs medical help and you are talking about church as if the man does not pray for his own condition or it's not the same God he prays to that your 419 church will assume they are praying you...Mental slavery.
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Health / Re: My Uncle Has Large Boils On His Head, Please Save His Health Condition (pics) by pinkcita: 2:44am On Sep 01, 2017
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Travel / Re: Snake Killed At The Back Of Hotel I Lodged In Ado Ekiti (Photos) by pinkcita: 9:00pm On Aug 13, 2017
Tapout:



which kind pleading be that, are u related to the snake or what sad undecided
U get luck say no be me be the security guy, I for kill u join. Nothing wey person no go read for this nairaland
See vex hahahahahah
Fashion / Re: Five Signs That You Wear Too Much Makeup by pinkcita: 9:48pm On Aug 11, 2017
VampireeM:
I can't remember the last time I wore makeup. #teamnatural wink
and your profile picture is as fake as fucck
Politics / Re: Okechukwu Enelamah Visits Proforce Vehicles (Photos) by pinkcita: 3:15pm On Jul 27, 2017
Making cars or whatever with power generators..can they boost of using general electricity to produce it NO.
Let us stop deceiving ourselves...producing cars when you can't​ boost of 24hrs electricity,good roads,clean water,good sewage and garbage disposal and enough local production and supply chain of food..To hell with your whitewashed armored cars...it's only a madman that pursues rat while his house is on fire.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Performs In Kenyan Under The Rain (Photos) by pinkcita: 3:03am On Jul 24, 2017
Neminc:
Serves them right. Why would they hold an open air event and forget to settle the rainmakers in town. He is lucky it's kenya. If it was in my village, At least ten people would have been struck down by lightening and Wizkid would have gone home with hunchback and bow leg. You need to settle the terrestrial powers mehn or get what's coming
I know when you are high... right now you are his Royal Highness lol
Travel / Re: Nigeria To Begin Local Production Of E-passports by pinkcita: 8:08am On Jul 14, 2017
So that passport we my picture be like embam corpse una they spend millions produce outside...chai..that's why they once rejected my passport as ID in one country like with reason that our pictures are been glued...
This country is a big Disease. Please who will get the cure?
Career / Re: What Is The Best Way To Handle A Randy Boss Without Losing Your Job? by pinkcita: 5:13am On Jul 10, 2017
If you follow this steps I will tell you now he will stop:
Go and buy vitamins supplements put them In what looks like a Retro-viral medication bottle then every morning by 11:30am..take it possibly in front of him.
If he asks you tell him is just what you take to prevent HIV to become AIDS and that you get refill every month..LOL
If he make any more advance to you..call me LOL
Try at your own risk LOL
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Launches Her Reality Show (Photos) by pinkcita: 10:13am On Jun 26, 2017
luvinhubby:
You can take a man out of the street, but can not take the street out of the man.

It still shows on her.
You actually mean that you can pour a maple syrup on a dog shit but that doesn't make it a pan cake...Lol...this girl still looks too local...free I no take lol
Religion / Re: 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje by pinkcita: 10:04am On Jun 26, 2017
nkwuocha:


Thanks a great deal. I appreciate your contribution as I believe I'm a spiritual person rather than a religious one. That's why I can seek knowledge outside my own doctrine. My sister was born with scales as a child. After several drugs from prestigious hospital in Lagos, my mother in tears wrapped her in a wrapper and made a trip down to the east to seek for solutions. According to her, those in the bus were wondering why a child will have such animal scales. A very renowned native doctor was called and immediately he saw my sister, he started laughing. He just told my mom to buy black soap and that the baby hates the foreign soap being used. My mother said they bought the local soap sane day and few days later she became so healthy and replenished. The native doctor is late. Unfortunately he died with his knowledge.


Clap for your self that in 21st century you dont know why some babes born looks like they have scales...2017 still living in ignorance sorry knowledge lol

Religion / Re: 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje by pinkcita: 10:01am On Jun 26, 2017
Babalawos:
Aboru Aboye, Ogbanje is a controversial topic, there are lots of misinformation's circulating about Ogbanje's and I am here to correct every misinformation about Ogbanje's.

Today I will be teaching you The 43 Signs You An Ogbanje. Before I dive deep into Ogbanje, I would like to clear every misinformations surrounding Ogbanje's which are:

10 TRUTHS ABOUT OGBANJE

1. Ogbanje is not Aje "Witch"
2. Ogbanje is not Abiku
3. Ogbanje is not Olokun
4. Ogbanje is not Oshun
5. Ogbanje is not Oya
6. Ogbanje is not Yemoja
7. Ogbanje is not Mental illness
8. Ogbanje is not for girls and women only. Men and Boys can be Ogbanjes
9. Ogbanje is not for poor people only. Rich and poor people can be Ogbanjes
10. Ogbanje is not for African Tradition Religious people only. All religious and non religious people can be Ogbanje...

Then What is Ogbanje?

An Ogbanje is a reincarnating spirit that would deliberately plague a family with misfortune if provoked. Ogbanje upon being born by the mother, under a certain amount of time usually before puberty would deliberately die and then come back and repeat the cycle, causing the family grief. The time period varies between minutes, hours, days and years.

Most families pamper their children that are Ogbanjes so that the Ogbanje child will not be provoked. Most Ogbanjes have powers in their eyes, mouth, hands and private parts.

Female adult Ogbanjes die during pregnancies along with the baby while male Ogbanje die before the birth of a wife’s baby or the baby dies.

The child is confirmed to no longer be an Ogbanje after the destruction of the Ogbanje pot or stone which is dug up at the river bank or sea bank or house or after they successfully give birth to another baby.

Ogbanje spirits is not evil spirits, they are water spirits that comes with some people to earth as recarnated beings. People are to reincarnate into families that they were part of while alive.

People can usually reincarnate seven times, giving seven opportunities to enter the spirit world successfully as an ancestor.

Before a relative dies, the soon to be deceased relative sometimes give clues of who they will reincarnate as in the family. Once a child is born, he or she give signs of who they have reincarnated from.

This can be through behavior, physical traits and statements by the child. A Babalawo or diviner can help in detecting who the child has reincarnated from. It is considered an insult if a male is said to have reincarnated as a female - Ewo.

Now you know the truths about Ogbanje, let me explain the 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje

43 SIGNS YOU ARE AN OGBANJE

(1) Is your mom or dad an Ogbanje?
(2) Did your mom or dad go to the river or sea to get you?
(3) Are you extremely kind and generous?
(4) Do you have a way of bringing out the best in others?
(5) Do you like to know people on a deeper level and you don’t like to waste your time trying to maintain hundreds of shallow friendships?
(6) Are you incredibly intuitive and do you follow your instincts?
(7) Do you dream frequently and most times the dreams comes through?
=> Do people find it difficult to understand you?
(9) Do you always like win and you feel very bad when you loose?
(10) Do you foolishly fall deep inlove when you meet your perfect match?
(11) Are you very creative?
(12) Do you fear rejection and like acceptance?
(13) Do you try reading people?
(14) Are you unpredictable?
(15) Are you in touch with your spiritual side?
(16) Are you very emotional?
(17) Do you fall inlove and fall out of love easily?
(18) Do you find it difficult to make decision on your own?
(19) Do you sometimes just love to be on your own for a while uninterrupted?
(20) Do you so much appreciate honesty and sincerity?
(21) Do you have cold feet?
(22) Do you have high s3x urge and you do foolish things for s3x?
(23) Do you search for your property and later finds it?
(24) Do you burst into a frightful laugh for no reason?
(25) Do you have sudden urge to injure people or animal for no reason?
(26) Do you have frequent stomach pains?
(27) Are you scared of swimming in swimming pool or river or sea?
(28) Do you sense the presence of someone with you whenever you are walking on a lonely street / road or inside a room?
(29) Do you hear your name being called without you seeing who is calling you?
(30) Do you hear distant music or drum beating or strange sound or strange noise?
(31) Do you feel you have supernatural powers but you don't know how to consciously make use of these powers?
(32) Do you curse people when they hurt you?
(33) Do you care very less of your life when you are angry?
(34) Do you talk while you are asleep or does your lips move while you are asleep?
(35) Do you take strange sleeping position?
(36) Do you dream of having s3x frequently?
(37) Do you dream of eating frequently?
(38) Do you dream of participating in strange meetings inside the river or sea?
(39) Do you dream of having scaly body?
(40) Do you dream of finding yourself in the midst of snakes or fishes or crocodiles or other river animals?
(41) Do you have weird dreams of masquerades?
(42) Do you dream of seeing your body shining and radiating?
(43) Do you dream of somebody teaching you things?

If your answer is Yes to some of the above questions, then you are an Ogbanje and it is time you embrace who you are by digging out your Ogbanje pot or stone at the bank of the river or sea or at home with the help of a Babalawo or Orisha Priest / Priestess and have a fulfilled life.

Thank you for reading, leave a comment

Babalawos
43.If you believe any of these crap above then your mind and brain alike need to be rescued from poverty (I will help) because you and the Op are same ogbanje
Crime / Re: How A Policewoman Aided The Release Of Evans, Billionaire Kidnapper In 2006 by pinkcita: 9:54am On Jun 26, 2017
jeeqaa7:
Breeze don blow
fowl yansh go open
Politics / Re: "Customized" Bridge In A Village In Kebbi State (Photos) by pinkcita: 4:42pm On Jun 22, 2017
Ehiscotch:
When will they commission the project?
The contractors deserve an applause for engaging the community youths,thereby creating Job opportunities.
Lol
Celebrities / Re: 9-Year-Old DJ Shyne Thrills Ejike Asiegbu, Francis Duru At LAKERS Lounge by pinkcita: 7:45am On Jun 16, 2017
This little boy is at the wrong place at the wrong time..come on Naija ,a 9 year old in an adult club at night..too bad..no matter what ,he is no meant to be there at that age...he can mix party at his age parties in day lights not a lounge at night..I just wonder what will become of our kids in couple of years when morals is going on extinct.

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Education / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Primary School, Classroom In Edo With Cattle (Photos) by pinkcita: 4:23pm On Jun 06, 2017
MadManTalking:
Seun! This topic is misleading. Why can't we live in peace? Look at how the poor herdsman is sitting quietly and watching his cattle graze beside the school field. The pupils seem quite thrilled and happy to see the cattle graze. I can't see any cattle inside the classrooms. The teachers seemed to be going about their teaching business without an iota of disturbance.

I know that these Igbos hate Buhari and anything that he stands for but posting such a frivolous article with the aim to incite, heat up and cause disaffection between law-abiding citizens like herdsmen and their host communities leaves much to be desired.

A fulani herdsman has the right to pursue their legitimate means of livelihood just the same way these Igbos hawk in every space available in Lagos. They hawk from potatoe chips to ropes (selling ropes to people in traffic considering the condition of Nigeria; imagine someone contemplating suicide while driving home and a Igbo hawking ropes in traffic will knock on his car and tell him ''oga! buy rope'').
Well is madmantalking
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Sapele Market Women Drink To Celebrate Efe This Morning (Pictures) by pinkcita: 6:34am On Apr 11, 2017
They should be drinking sapele water only..sebi you know what I mean..lol

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Culture / Re: Oba Aruna Ishola: "Any Oba Who Sees Me Will Die" by pinkcita: 6:33pm On Mar 01, 2017
Badgers14:
Na waoo.. This oba sef... Does he realize he is living in an uncompleted building with kid servants?

Some obas will likely die of heart attack when they see him because the shame of sharing a similar title with this guy might be unbearable.
This is common sense
Religion / Re: Pastor Digs Out Charm During Family Liberation In Imo State (photos) by pinkcita: 8:05pm On Feb 18, 2017
vanbonattel:
It was buried there by some mischievous persons who want to prove a useless point and justify the thousands of naira they will pay to the financial pastor. The pastor will be shown where to dig.

These brand of pastor are just there for the money. They will set your family on fire just for financial gains. They will tell you your uncle is responsible for your business failure, meanwhile you use ya capital do MMM grin

We no be mumu again.
Our mumu don do
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Officers Training In The Desert (Photos) by pinkcita: 7:09am On Oct 28, 2016
claremont:


It's either you are trolling, or you just don't know how Special Forces work. Attached is a google image capture of the British SBS, the similarities with the Nigerian SBS is clearly evident.
I think you need some 25 + lens to see how the British SBS was fully dressed up...wake up and stop sleeping on a bicycle
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Officers Training In The Desert (Photos) by pinkcita: 4:02pm On Oct 24, 2016
Training my foot...No full combat uniform, no ballistic helmets, no elbow and knee pads etc, now DON'T TELL ME THAT THE GOVERNMENT DON'T PROVIDE FUNDS FOR ALL THIS...
Wake me up when you my fellow Nigerians starts seeing this shit going on within the Nigerian military.
I hate the pictures, it's does not look like government soldiers in action.Bullshit
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I AM A SCAMMER! by pinkcita: 6:35am On Aug 26, 2016
BlackSeptember:
get out from this thread.


Anabell2 plz don't mind some idiots who litter here
Lol..people seriously should be careful staying around you(wild animal)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I AM A SCAMMER! by pinkcita: 5:52am On Jul 24, 2016
Anabell2:



Next time read through the posts properly before poking your nose in what doesn't concern you. tongue


Toscoas2 and biuti already addressed that




Really!!
I wonder why you created a publicity stunt,if you don't want to get people's attention and let it concern them...anyway every lesson is learned for a reason,lucky you is only less than £25.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I AM A SCAMMER! by pinkcita: 5:50am On Jul 24, 2016
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Agriculture / Re: Fresh Vegetable : One Stop Guarante Open Market by pinkcita: 6:46pm On Jul 22, 2016
wuyexzy:
well done jare mama jethro. which type of irrigation system is good for vegetables like efo, ewedu e.t.c. cos ain't think drip irrigation system will so well serve purpose.
and also u ain't discussing bout efo and ewedu.
Drip irrigation is the best for vegetables, some water contains chlorine and most leaves changes color to it bad for vegetables but when absorbed from the root they require it for growth.
Business / Re: Lets Discuss Importation Business - Ask Your Questions Here by pinkcita: 6:42pm On Jul 22, 2016
wuyexzy:
hello, pls where do I buy genuine and high quality leather sneakers, apart from aliexpress cos I do see some designer sneakers which I know 4 sure are not from the real designer. pls where can I get such. thanks
Business / Re: Lets Discuss Importation Business - Ask Your Questions Here by pinkcita: 6:42pm On Jul 22, 2016
wuyexzy:
hello, pls where do I buy genuine and high quality leather sneakers, apart from aliexpress cos I do see some designer sneakers which I know 4 sure are not from the real designer. pls where can I get such. thanks
Whatsapp +12403603547..mention this request so that I know it's you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I AM A SCAMMER! by pinkcita: 5:09pm On Jul 22, 2016
Anabell2:




dumbo!

I can see its raining idiots today

It was the Moderator who changed the topic to I am a Scammer

He scammed other people as well....
How do I smell my hands and know moderator changed the topic...does it not sound courtesy for you to just explain that it was the moderator that changed it recently before using the term Stupid?
Meanwhile if it's raining idiots today,bet me all your whole body will and always smell like idioit...that's common sense

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