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So funny it cant wait!!

GUYS IS THIS TRUE?
Dame Patience Jonathan speaking to women on da spate of bomb blasts in Nigeria: "My women, we tnkGod for da bomb blasts here, its a sign of development. Before, we only here about bomb blasts in developed nations like USA, Russsia, India, China n Japan. Da president is tryn for us to hv more blasts so dat Nigeria will be enlisted into da league of developed nations". Walahi Dame is a genius.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=757021.msg9138629#msg9138629 date=1315925360]Poor thing. Bless your heart.

I see Jerry Lewis lost one of his children. [/quote]Another Jane Doe

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=757021.msg9138596#msg9138596 date=1315925135]I see why you are a JOHN DOE. No offense.[/quote]They cant be an offence when i dont even know what John doe means

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=757021.msg9138512#msg9138512 date=1315924636]You don't get out much do you?  Oops I answered my own question.   [/quote]Now i see the reason why you are an outcast on here  

Great sense of humour tho. no offence

Wbong:
I am surprised no ethiopian has ever won the competition

exactly

Even not for the sake of phocking her pu.ssy, just touch a life when you have the opportunity.



But she also pays you by instalment with her punny

Why does this always has to make the front page??

celebrity stalkers

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=758341.msg9137869#msg9137869 date=1315919481]so you dont know a weave when you see one?

na so una dey do una selves when you like to abuse nigerian women.[/quote]You are out for a kill o, tpia ogini?

The intended post was to create humour and not to get bashed.

The most important and expensive things are not bought, but for the Nigerian women

Reduce child rate in Nigeria, then empower them to loot more funds with reproof

And she won it without No Brazilian hair do

Nigerian women are a rip off

I can recruit you the drivers if i get mandated. Send me a mail to (semmanuel@resourceintermediaries.biz) with your specifications.

My bold one is not so perfect with batt life, besides the old black berry is better off(batt life) compared to the new generation bb's

I can recruit a Driver for you. Send me a mail with your specifications. semmanuel@resourceintermediaries.biz

Princek12:
at least it disproves Ghana's rationale, that you have to feature a contestant who looks white or is half white, in order to be successful in this competition.

Say's who

unprotected illiterates

Thieves

Why shouldn't Adenuga now get the Nitel deal??

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=757021.msg9131798#msg9131798 date=1315845477]Sugar is sweet. That's difference. Go check the dictionary for the meaning of these nuts.[/quote]So who is nuts

Im pretty surprised at your sensitivity

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=757021.msg9131742#msg9131742 date=1315844893]I have been giving salt tongues! [/quote]Whats the difference?

Go check the dictionary for the meaning of 'spice'

All round sugar coated tongues , esp. the ladies , Mtcheeew

chynwaa:
Why! why! why ! i  have n't  seen the right guy, 90% of single guys out there are bunch of lies , deciet & fake lives, pardon me for using those words, but is true.

I am beliveing God for the right guy when he comes i will know, then i will start ringing my wedding bells,
grin , grin, grin , grin,

How will you know when he comes??

Have you also been the right gurl to those deceitful guys that dumped you?


Guys guys guys guys!!!