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Chai! What am I waiting for? lemme sharply apply. luck might come my way

Ladies are not smiling

please I will like to known if the certificate given to those who part took in the scheme the same with those on exemption?

And soon uncle Obasanjo will write a ten thousand pages of open letter praising his military friend of ruling Nigeria in a right way.

...abi him golden pen no dey work again?

No problem let them share Niger Delta oil money as them like, while I'm here looking for a thousand naira for feeding a day

This is call "fraud" in a broad daylight. No wonder they used to shed blood in order to get there.
Niger delta don suffer. See as dem dey share our money

gistdee:
Go back to school and get O.N.D

Hmm...dat's interesting

ginawest:
I Dont find 'paying for everything, walking me om and offering me a seat' creepy at all...in fact,I tink its nice

Thank yu sweedie

If we care una go talk say we dey desperate and tag us "maga". If we no care una still go talk say we dey play on una. Na wetin we go do wey una no go complain?

loomer:
If u go hospital now, and oyibo doctor use wood replace ur ribs, u go pay and u no go complain. Now I wan give u for free u de form.
Oya go find ur rib na

Dont worry, the topic was for mature minds, not for immature ones like urs.

loomer:
The good news be say, I get one small wood wey we fit use do replacement so my guy NO WORRY

As their names (i.e ribs n wood) are not the same, their functions can't be the same.

loomer:
Na which of ur ribs de miss?

bros my side ribs o

oyin17:
missing ribs?

Do u need further explanation?

Cutehector:
Lmao.. Get ready to reciev calls from spiritual wives

No oooo! I rebuke

Seriously I've been thinking if my missing rib was not used to create a companion for me. And I keep asking myself, why are others pairing, but mine a different case? I lost my girlfriend to another man who is now her hubby since 2013 after my graduation. And since then, I find it difficult to hook-up, not talking of drilling oyel well due to the fact that I'm not the type who patronize ashy. The rainy season, especially here in Akwa Ibom further compound the situation.
So, I'm using this oppportunity to tell whoever that is with my missing rib to leave her alone.
Only for her: 08032923430

obinna2nv:
You know with hotel work, provided its your shift you work any day, be it Sunday, Friday, Xmas, New year, Public Holidays. And if your shifting colleague suddenly stops work, you're gonna be stuck at the job for days before a new colleague is employed..

Dat wouldn't be a problem

I need same bro gentlebush2012@gmail.com

samuelson06:
Good attempt. But what does it mean to have a favorite color?
And then correction: It is "my name is..." NOT "my names are..." It is one person, one name. By the way, you can block your name.
We'll continue later. Time to sleep. Am not outside Nigeria

noted

samuelson06:
Note: Be very free to talk afterall this is just a faceless online forum. You can always drop and pick up another username name if you feel bad about this one. But be very honest with your answers so that we can make meaning of what we are doing here. Where it requires computer classes, I'll teach you. Let's do this fast. So let's get started.

#1. Why is your Nairaland moniker, Pinkybush?
#2. What if your interview was to be slated for a Sunday/Friday (i.e. if you are a Christian/Muslim), which would you choose to do: going to worship your God or going for the interview? Give reason for your answer.
#3. While going for the interview, you meet a gate man/woman at the gate, how would you express yourself and your intentions to this person before you pass him/her to the main building? Use exact words you'll be using there here.

1. I choose pinkybush bcoz my favourite colour is pink and my middle name is bush.
2. I will go to church. The reason being that the bible says "Seek ye first the kingdom of God and all other things shall be added unto you." If I decide to go for interview I may fail, but If I forgo the interview and go to church God will give me another job even without interview.
3. Good morning sir, my names are Favour Bush Bassey. I was scheduled for interview with Dr. Goodluck at 10am.

samuelson06:
Can we do a mock interview here then?

ok bro

Please help a nairalander on interview questions for hotel job. I applied for a suitable position in a hotel without any previous experience. From an insider, a possible opportunity may be in the area of computer operator or waiter. Although I know little about computer, what questions should I expect both in the area of waiter and computer operator? Interview is scheduled for next week, please share the possible questions and their answers. Thanks

shokky24:
And you are search engine

Search engine indeed. See hw dis girl stylishly advertise her availablilty in the name of trying to help a frnd. Dis one na fuel scarcity cause, bcoz guyz no dey patronage her again

Why do nigerian companies keep making life unbearable for second class lower holders? This is the reason why unemployment is at a higher rate, simply because they refuse employing 2.2 graduates.
2.1 and above everywher u go, just like MTN

Those that have gotten the CV shud pls send to: gentlebush2012@gmail.com Tnx in advance

Bros pls send to my email. Tnx in advance. gentlebush2012@gmail.com

Hi guys, pls I need d sample cv and cover letter. Tnx in advance. gentlebush2012@gmail.com

Nairaland journalists should pls identify themselves. I need AIT, NTA and CNN journalists

Vikkie14:
If you trully fulfil this, i promise to ride a bike from HERE to Nigeria.

Are u now in pakistan? Lol

mstik:
More Vaseline to your elbow

Ok nah

kristen12:
Safe journey bro. Hope you've written your will?

Tnx bro. But nothing will happen to me. I will bribe all the armed robbers along the road

pixs will come wen he's on the mission

As the season of treking is going on, either in honour of President-Elect, GMB on the march 28 poll or in honour of President GEJ, a Nairalander who predicted victory for APC Presidential Candidate, General Mohammadu Buhari on the presidential poll wants to trek from Akwa Ibom to Abuja on May 29 in honour of President-Elect and to present an award to him.
As the first Nairalander who want to embark on this journey, he's soliciting for the support of this great house. He seek all Nairaland Journalist to cover his activities while on the mission. Thanks.