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How To Love Your Jamaican Man


1. Never ask where yu man has been, where him coming from or where him going Don't always feel him going to another woman. If yu treated him right he will soon come back. If him don't come back, well you have to work pon dat!

2. Always make sure de food deh pon de table when him come thru de door. Member, "regular fried dumpling keeps your man a humping".

3. Don't forget the "Irish Moss" and "Guinness". A nuff ah dem like pork, but just don't call it pork , yu mad! Call it a fancy foreign name like ham or franks! Ah it dem mother did grow dem up pon.

4. Never get upset if he accidentally sleeps with yuh friend, sister, or even mother. That only means he is a good man, dem would have never slept with him if him was worthless! Is dem fault fi a pressure him!

5. Never tell yuh man seh yu pregnant - well, not til yuh hide him passport!

6. Never ask! how many baby mother yuh man have. Dis may lead to embarrassment because him may have lost count.

7. If him grab yuh up! Tell him that's not how to show love, some think that is the way but don't call de police. It don't mek no sense, because you always end up bailing him out of jail.

8. Never tell yuh man is not your real hair! Dem love long hair gal. Keep telling him dat you're half-Chinese or yu have Indjun in yuh family.

9. Don't listen to your girlfriends advice, especially if dem don't have no man. How can someone with no man tell you how to keep one. Dem always telling you that 'him controlling yu'. She just want someone to keep her company because she have no man. Some of dem even have funny intentions.

10. Never ask to drive your man's car, or give him directions, or tell him to ask for directions when he is lost. Him soon find him way! Grin and bear it.

11. Never ask for your man's home number and address , some ladies get this str! ange idea after seeing their man fe three years and having several children for him that this somehow entitles dem to dis privileged information. Be realistic! The relationship is still in its early stages. However, your man might feel generous and offer up his cell phone or pager digits. Be grateful!!!


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AMC

Mobilization against 3rd term agenda in Nigeria
Nigerians are saying loud and clear, a big 'NO' to any constitution amendment that would prolong the tenure of  President Obasanjo and The State Governors beyond the existing two terms of four years each, as prescribed by the 1999 Constitution.
see:  http://nigeriasaynoto3term.typepad.com
And have your say.

''Despite the recent outcry by the Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Mohammed Uwais, the federal government still refused to end from its disobedience and disregard of the judiciary.

Part of the statement, reads: “never in the history of our nation has the executive arm of government treated the judiciary with utter scorn and contempt as this administration has done. The litany of abuse of the rule of law and disobedience of court orders by this government is endless.”




http://www.newage-online.com/news/article02

This reminds me of the story of Animal Farm

NIGERIA TODAY ONLINE FRIDAY MARCH 10, 2006

A report by the U.S. State Department has scored President Olusegun Obasanjo's government low on human rights, management of the economy and corruption. “The government’s human rights record remained poor, and government officials at all levels continued to commit serious abuses. Inadequate infrastructure, endemic corruption, and general economic mismanagement hindered economic growth. Much of the country’s wealth remained concentrated in the hands of a small elite. More than 70 per cent of citizens live on less than one dollar per day'' the 38-page report on Nigeria said.

The report accused the federal government of being an obstacle to the people’s right to change their government. The arrest and prosecution of Mujaheed Asari Dokubo, leader of the Niger Delta People’s Volunteer Force was criticised because it was a “politically motivated'' arrest. “There were politically motivated killings by the government or its agents. National police, army, and other security forces committed extra-judicial killings or used excessive force to apprehend criminals and to disperse protesters during the year, when crowds were perceived by police as possibly likely to become violent''.

''Police and the armed forces were instructed to use lethal force against suspected criminals and suspected vandals near oil pipelines in the Niger Delta region. Multinational oil companies and domestic oil producing companies often hired private security forces and subsidised living expenses for police and soldiers from area units assigned to protect oil facilities in the volatile Niger Delta region. Freelance and former security forces accounted for a portion of the violent crime committed during the year.”


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Hotstepper:
@Skidoc, you're funny, diz one everyone sayz i look like someone, , oh manybe am a celebrity

Hotty meself i get urgent message for you. hallo me jo

onanugaola:
Four Nigerians that u know and believe can lead Nigeria far far better than OBJ.
They need not be in the order of preference.

Here are mine:

1. Chief Emeka Anyaoku- Former Sec. Gen of Commonwealth

2. Col. Abubakar Umar - Former soldier but now an Ostrich Farmer

3. Comrade Frank Kokori - Former Sec. Gen NUPENG

4. Comrade Adams Oshimole - President of NLC

ADDITION:/OPTIONS:
1. Chief Gani Fawehinmi- Enfant Terrible of the Law, Human Right Activist extraordinaire and Senior Advocate of the Masses/Nigeria

2. General Buba Marwa-    Former Administrator of Lagos/Bornu States and the best of the pack of Administrators of his time.

3.Prof. Wole Soyinka- Our one and only Nobel Laureate  , Crusader of the Oppressed and Cap'n ' B' of 'T'

4.General Buhari    - Former Head of State/2003 Presidential Candidate and War Against Indiscipline [WAI] exponent

5. Dr Alex Ekwueme- Former Vice President of Nigeria and Political Leader of great eminence

6. Senator Udo Udoma-Young, ebullient and Honest politician par excellence

7. Alhaji Umar N'Abba- Young, Irrepressible Speaker[Former] of the House of Representative

8. Ledum Mitee-   Human right Activist /Leader of MOSOP[Ogoni struggle] and The Man who cheated death under Abacha

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost!
My Father and Lord, I pray that the Leaders and people in Nigeria will  allow justice prevail in our country, for you are God of Justice.
Father Lord, You said You will be the Defender/Shield/Sword of the Defenseless
Oh Heavenly Father, have mercy on the millions of Defenseless/Hungry Nigerians being oppressed by a devilish system of Leadership and tribal bigotry,  remove any obstacle and all those playing god on the way of your People, just like you did in the past to save your Children from further oppression and Slavery in the hands of our political Pharaohs.
Let your mighty power, as it was on resurrection day of JESUS come down today and clean  Nigeria of all those Satanic Agents masquerading either as Political or Religious Leaders ,just like you did in the days of Abachanomics, for you alone are LORD .
Glory be to the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost- as it was in the beginning and ever shall be, world without end- AMEN!

"if Shell is ready and willing to work with the people and understand their needs, we will welcome them into our abundant lands and work with them."

That is a big "if".


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4732010.stm

Kokscity:
@Punking

My Name is Kokscity, I live in the states, i am excited. My Question is : why the hell do u pity me?

@Punking

My Name is Kokscity, I live in the states, i am excited. My Question is : why the hell do u pity me?
[quote][/quote]Big deal!

Kokscity:
Pintos

Please do not cry for me. I am doing Aight!

Kokscity forever bleeding red, white, and blue.
Home of the Brave,Land of the Free.
May God continue to bless the USA.
Live Free or Die

Eldorado for you my brother in another man's land.
USA as your life ambition, as a second class citizen??
I now understand.
Poor you.
I am sure Nigeria is very happy to miss you too, because your lot have nothing to offer her.
Bye bye .

Kokscity:
Pintos

I sure say as you dey 9JA so, u still be second class citizen. Abi na third class citizen wey you be? Chafman like you!! Na people like una wey no even know whether una dey come abi go. First opportunity come you don run leave 9JA.Na yeye dey worry u!

Kokscity is going to ignore this chafman!

Shame Shame Shame , Shame on you!
I would have dismissed you as a person of less consequence, but ,
If I may ask you , what hope and opportunity has America offered you so far?
I live, schooled and work in Europe for the greater part of my life, but I still cry for my Mother Africa.
I cry each time I see a black man suffering and smiling in the western world, for a plate of porridge.
I cry for the second Slavery of the Black man 500 years after our forefathers were forcibly brought to these shores against their will.
I cry when I find black men working from dawn to dusk to create wealth for a nation that has denied them freedom and equal opportunity, just like our fathers were made to slave for their comfort of today.
I cry even more when I find men like you, who are so glad to be slaves in body and mind, to the children of your forefathers' slavemasters.
I cry now, for my eyes are heavy with tears of blood for my people.
Oh God deliver thy people!

Ralex:
Am a Christian but am offend about what u say about the muslim religion here!!!!!!!

do not support their killing people and destroying propertise but I have a strong objection to the cartoon whether 6 months old or 1 year old.

U talk of tolerance and peace! But the publication of that cartoon does not show any regard for tolerance. Peace is only achieved when parties involved respect those things others hold sacred. When people hold a particular thing sacred no matter how u feel about it, u should respect them and do not insult that thing.

Islam has always been known to hold things concering the prophet Muhammed sacred. For GOD's sake those stupid DENMARK NEWSPAPER people should have had the ssense to hold it sacred for them.

Yes they cartooned Christ, Presidents and what have u. But it is also known that christians do not react violently to it and presidents take it as part of their daily activity and ignore it. ut it has been proved time and time again that insulting Muhammed will proke violence so why should they do it ?!

Because one people does not react does not mean others will not. Peace is only achieved when u respect what others hold sacred. They will respect u as well

in some part of Nigeria there are certain traditions that they hold sacred like the ORE festival of \lagos, killing of Pythons in some part of Igbo land e.t.c; we know women are not supposed to come out at certain places during the ore but will u do it being a christaina and not a Yourba ?!

And to cap it up the Danish newspaper refused to apologise for that Insult: The muslims waited 6 months for the apologies with whole nations asking for it and they refused. I feel sucide bombers should target denmark from now on adnd other sutpid European countries that republished that cartoon. they do not have the stance of peace makers.

I will follow this thread and answer all your comments. Am a Christioan but this is what I feel and feel strongly.

I can eat my head that you are not a Christian , but if you are, then you have missed the point here.
What is the Bizness of poor Southern Christians living in Northern Nigeria ,[ who have not even seen the'' offending drawings''] with the said Cartoons made in far away Denmark?
How will you feel, if the Christian brothers start slaughtering all the ''Northern'' moslems found down south of Nigeria , for similar reasons of the Cartoons organised by Iran Media in retaliation?
We must learn to call a spade a spade.

EvilSlayer:
@ kokscity. I so feel you on your issues of Nigerian rulers past and present, I'm all for US intervention in Nigeria maybe the can also help us get rid of all the pest and vermin in the north (Hausa). And yes we should be furtunate and blessed to be in the States, but please bro don't brag about it , it just makes the less unfortunate mad. Dude no disrespect untented.

Whatz so wonderful living in another man's land as a second class citizen?
You tell me!
Please , ''Emancipate yourselves from mental Slavery,  '' -ala Bob Marley.
Make una let me hear word -ojare
While we have important issues affecting our fatherland, you're all taking glory in  Second time slavery [of the Africans]
If you like live in Yankee for 40years, a house boy can never be greater than the son of his Master  .

Hero:
Yes, and a US gov. representative has stated that US defence personal have been sent to Nigeria to "work" with the Nigeria government on the situation in the Delta. When the US government talks like that, that usually means that the US has decided to implement an military option to solving a conflicting situation. This spells major trouble for those Delta kids pretending to be some kind of tough Rambos.

They've gone too far this time. Play time is now over, and I'll expect to soon see a bunch of them being dragged out of the Swamps in body bags on a daily basis. They should had stuck to peaceful negotiations.

Don't the Yankees have blood flowing in them?
Have you not heard of Vietnam, etc?
Is one human life worth more than another?
Sincere and Meaningful Dialogue is the best approach,
for no one has the monopoly of ''RAMBO'' in this new World Order

cushman:
Roscodaddy, i don't like your reactions. I'll appreciate it if you stop referring to the muslims as "stupid animals" thanks

Aboki!
Kai Nama

ROSCODADDY:
Where r u running to Cushman,I know you are a muslim,and I am not attacking you based on that,you should know it is painful when you see people die or are you happy,many at times we tend to miss the point here,what they did is bad and it is the truth,if you like trap your zip.

Aboki- Nama, the same yesterday, today and tomorrow.
And you say we should not complain.
How long will they kill our brodas and sistas, while we stand back and look

cushman:
@roscodaddy, i'll zip my trap. I'm out. But the fact still remains. PEACE!

Peace ke?
Peace of the Grave yard!

EvilSlayer:
Yes point blank, as a Northerner or muslim which ever will do thank you.

Both.

Mum is the word!
Siddon look na Dawg Name.

   
         
Nigeria , We hail thee!
Though tribe and tongues may differ,,
In brotherhood we stand

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Siddon Look Na Dawgs Name!

Africa a Frontier of Opportunity for China By DULUE MBACHU, Associated Press Writer
Wed Feb 8, 1:09 PM ET



LAGOS, Nigeria - ''When Chinese companies flooded the Nigerian market with cheaper versions of the generators Rex Nwankwu once imported from Italy, he said his business was imperiled. , ''

Read on:



http://www.yahoo.com/s/272540

Come to talk of it, what is in a Mobile phone [hanset]?
A phone is a phone jo! give me the first motorola handset that looks like bomb or walkie talkie and i will appreciate it as long as it serves the purpose of a phone. chikena!

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