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look only for the divine in people and things,
Do not cheat and you will never be cheated
and leave all the rest to God.

Dear Kazey,
With due respect to you, I would advise that you  avoid making insulting remarks and mentioning names in an attempt to make a point.
Let us respectfully learn from each other through this forum, without busting some arteries over trifles.Incidentally, this issue is within my calling and it might interest you to know that  the appropriate criteria for permanent members to the UN Security Council, would include:
1The military capacity of the Country
2.Size of the economy
3. Contribution to peace keeping operations
4. Commitment to democracy and Human Rights
5. Financial contributions to the UN
6. Size of population
7. Non-proliferation and Counter terrorism records.
8. Geographical balance.
I can assure you that, my whole heart goes for Nigeria picking the African slot, but the question here is whether She is capable of shouldering the tremendous duties imposed on this office considering our poor Economic, Political and Human Right records. How much political influence does Nigeria have over the International Community?
You may quickly want to tell me about our role in Liberia, Sierra Leone, ETC but forgetting our domestic problems- ranging from Corruption, Poor economy, Bad governance, Lack of infrastructures for domestic growth, Internal conflicts, Poor National Security and Absence of the Rule of Law.

However, These problems are a common  feature of most African states and should a seat[s] be allocated to Africa on a representative capacity, we may be justified to go for it, at the expense of our numerous domestic problems.
Goodluck!

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Share Waste of space......eehhhhhhhhh?
However, if you must play this game ensure that the names are indigenous and not derived from any other foreign language, religion or otherwise and giving their meanings and an example of someone you know with such a name , stating reason for taking such name. Can you see sense in my arguement?

[color=Black]Goldenoc dear,
Please run away from such a guy and tell him to get a life...he will surely destroy you. He has got no conscience and allows his dirty ...............manhood to rule his sanity....................and will never stop at this game.........i bet the next in-line will be your other sisters, cousins and friends and then your mother and grandmother and maybe his own sisters and daughter in that order.
MEN MEN MEN ..........CASTRATE THEM [/color] !

Last week, the PDP held a rally in Lagos which was tagged "Tsunami rally", with threats to "capture" Lagos for their party in 2007.
My humble question is why did PDP Vultures choose the use of the phrase "Tsunami" for their Political Rascality. I hear say Mr Presido dance Owambe for there.......... Make una help me see people were dey rule 'Giant of Africa'. So help me God!

Presido OBJ few days back declared the controversial National Political Reform Conference the "most successful and held in an atmosphere of full democracy and freedom". South -South una hear Baba Iyabo? Nigeria we hail thee!
Wetin be your opinion?

Sorry makgod,
Which one come vex you like that? Why you dey swear at me? No problem jare I can infer from your language your age bracket and social standing..........GUTTER TALK!
Me I want Nigeria to progress[God knows that] and to get out of its insane delusion of being a Giant by words of mouth and not deeds.....[/color[color=#990000]].....QED.

Malaysia...........abi na your name be that my bros? You no see your name sake country............na we been give them Palm fruits to plant , now go see them own........ while Palm Oil don become Gold oil for Naija...........................In summary Naija dey suffer from the sickness called 'EE-GOING BACK SYNDROME'

Tall ambition jare...............to dream sai you be millionaire, no mean sai you go remain for that dream forever..............If you wake up from sleep, you go see sai you still dey AJ for your Pako house.
My sister Genny dream on. Life is full of dreams................but make you no compare Holly with Nolly.......abi? Its like comparing catalput with Gun.
I wish Naija Emergency Artist good luck.............as everybody don turn to Producer/Director , Film Star or Marketer I tire for naija!
Genny you no know sai Pikin dey crawl before he waka........you never even sit nor crawl/ stand before you want compete for Olympics with Ben Johnson dem. If to sai you get nose you for snuff..................My mouth shut up!

HABA! MININI? So na dey small talk were i talk una want to chop me raw.oya make una go on, but make i state my case first before una crucify me upside down:
1.[color=#990000]I love Nigeria pass plenty of una.
2. When i dey Nigeria and even if i come back now, i better pass plenty of una.
3. I no run away from Nigeria, you can see sai i still dey yawn better broken pass una sef weh dey claim Niaja. Wait see, dem go soon beg me to come be Dis-Honourable Minister there
4. I dey call a Spade a Spade.i no fit talk sai my Mama soup sweet pass my Mother-in-Law soup, even when my Mama soup don sour. I really wish dem go give Nigeria dey seat, for patriotism sake, but to give dem na one thing but to play the role na another tory.
5. Every day i dey call Nigeria for telephone and read dailies online, i dey come there plenty times a year.
6. Every story go make you cry............you go wonder whether the people get conscience as dem dey practise their 'D E M O N C R A Z Y'
7. Politicians nko? -Thugs and Robbers..all of them. Na Politics PLC........Turn by Turn Chopping, .Wait For Your Turn Syndrome.
8.Imagine how dey tag PDP Lagos Campaign as 'TSUNAMI'...I beg this people dem Deaf and Blind? Dem no see any other name call am pass this misfortune that claimed 100 of 1000's. Abi dem plan to turn Lagos to a man made Tsunami? God forbid.
9. You hear as una Presido dey praise his 'ill fated' so called Constitutional Conference[PDP ARRANGEE] as the most successful in the history of Nigeria.pewwwwwwwwwwwww!Baba kpele.
10.Nigeria Police story? I beg water pass garri.' oga wetin you carry' Since i born i never see for any other country[not even Togo or Benin Republics] where Policemen dey beg shamesly for road..........
11. 'THE MAKING AND UNMAKING OF NGIGE'  a Film Produced and directed by GAWDFADER UBA and sponsored by PDP-FGN, can beat the best of Hollywood Comedies.
11. At least i try make small contribution to see wether Nigeria fit change...which side? You wetin you do? tell us. Make I no blow my trumpet, because anything i be now, no be my power,na PAPA JESUS DO AM SO.PRAISE HIM.
12.If i say i go talk Nigeria tory we no go finish. Government don't cease Social and Economic rights of nigerians. POOR HUMAN RIGHT PRACTICE!
13. Na people like una dey praise politicians .make dem dey mess up dey place and people for a mere plate of porridge oe beer.
14. See even the so called Paris Club Debt cancellation weh Politicians take dey shine.dem no tell naijarians de condition attached to it weh fit break our poor Carmel back.Deceivers jare.
15. See NFA and Football .the only thing were dey make nigerians happy.dem don kill am.We dey beg to qualify cos of poor planning/organisation.
16. Universities and Hospitals nko? na no go area.
17. How many youths weh graduate over plenty years no get job dey there, yet govamen sai Nigeria is improving. Ole! I sure sai you get plenty of your relations or pals weh no get job..............Who cares? nobody jare.
18. Roads nko? .....one way to hell.
19. Wetin dem do for you sef? talk make i Know. considering the big big money dem dey read every financial year as BUDGET.
20. OLD BOY OR ABI GIRL, E BETTER TO BE SLAVE FOR ANOTHER MAN HOUSE, THAN TO BE SECOND CLASS CITIZEN FOR YOUR OWN MAMA AND PAPA HOUSE. A word is enough for the wise.[/color]

This people sef, Wetin be 'ideal man'?
Oya define ideal man for me? Let me tell you something........While Oyibo girls dey find men with 'V' Shape and Lovingjiatis-money or no money, Naija okpeke [girls] dey find 'V' Pocket with 9months pregnancy kind of belle and gorilla face. or even sef dem go go for half educated 419 -Bobo or Original Crook, flauting him shamelessly.........GOD save our Girls..NA WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. That na IDEALMAN FOR NAIJA GIRLS.....Torry finish.

ANGEL WHERE ARE YOU?

Nigeria?  permanent seat ko, temporary seat ni. make una  go sleep for gutter jare.
i beg 'giant of Africa', make una go put una house in order first.
may be, UN security council  seat don become  village meeting membership[ala godfatherism ]?
wetin una want secure for there?.
make una no make me laugh again as my ribs dey pain me for una 'alibaba' kinda jokes.
if them give una sef [with God nothing is impossible] abi una don assembly all una 'gawdfader ubas' to carry all head of governments take go shrine or kidnap?
 na him be say water go pass garri. Me I no know book....
sha i no go surprise, if the next thing be make una demand say  'any of the 'sacked' or 'stepped aside'  senate presidents of 'yes sir, yes baba senate' to become the next secretary general of un. That one me sef i go campaign for my father land. den una  come make balogun the chief security officer of un. i wonder wetin una go give mustapha . seargeant rogers nko? not forgetting  '419drafters' as treasurers of un. and Lagos danfo drivers as official drivers of un and okada as dispatch riders!
trust Nigeria, up Nigeria, na you biko! i bow for you!

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