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MSGAMBLE9:
this your meme self...E be CRITICAL THINGs!

MSGAMBLE9:
My KIDNEY

Hahah

Jack500:
ICONs will not kill me

Alphagan:
A choking slam kinda

Na u sabi oo..u want him to kee sombori

Alphagan:
I need Erica and Kid back in action.

It used to be content back to back.

What's happening now?

Something like this

Our laycon feeling kingly

Nomorelove:
Hello everyone, I'm a 24 year old guy and there is this nice lady I met two months back and ever since then, I've really been happy. Truth is we aren't in a relationship yet but have spoken about our feelings for each other. I really planned on settling down with her and likewise her but something happened today that got me in a state of dilemma. So she had to talk to her ex because of something really important and all of a sudden, she told me she still has feelings for him deep down and talking to him after a year of breakup has brought it all back and hopes that they'll be together someday... I was like "Am I dreaming?" (I said that within me). She went on and on and I immediately started shaking like literally. I couldn't speak for a while and she noticed nothing at all. I'm really dumbfounded right now. Her ex was even the one that broke up with her... Why are girls really confused these days? She has told me countless times about how she feels towards me so I have no idea why this is happening all of a sudden.

I think it'll be in my best interest to cut of all ties with her because I can't face what has happened and I'll be hurting myself by deciding to remain friends with her. What do I do?

Critics are most welcome

Cc lalasticlala

Na you Bleep up..
Just like ubunja said, don't chase..be the trophy.
Plus any girl with Ex is not for me..Too many baggages just like this one now saying she has feelings for her ex.
What rubbish.. Just move on.. Na so one babe dey give me green light, I just lock up. How will a girl tell me she likes me and each time we are discussing, she will be narrating how her ex treated her badly. The other day,I saw d same ex sent his shirtless pix to her.. Mehnn..I bounce the girl..she dey follow me upanda, I no even send am.
Op,Let that Girl go back to Baggage and be heartbroken again.. Die that matter and yeye love

TheGoodJoe:
That is what you all say but most times you will dump most. No woman dreams of the slave in the house walking away with her hand in marriage. Women want a man they respect and worship. Not the other way around.

Ozo makes me cringe.

Ozo is just messing up. I can now say 100% that female folks no matter how old develop emotional feeling (whether good or bad) for you when you ignore them.. Ozo tried it in d beginning when nnegi was following him to bathroom but now, that guy is far up her ass and as far as I m concerned, nnegi doesn't value him other than seeing him as object for curing boredom.

444crop:
hahahahahahahaha no b small thing

na so oo.. something can't be unseen

Laycon will win HOH tomorrow..

Who is with me on this?

andrewbaba44:
No let me vex for you

This is the most senseless post since the beginning of bb9ja and not today

My broda many are mad and few are roaming ,that guy you quoted issa mad man

Thank you

That guy is jonsing

KingAzubuike:
The organizers are tribalistic. They will never even allow a Yoruba person win any bnn ever. Worse is someone like laycon that isn't too presentable. If it was someone like Tobi of 2 seasons ago , it woulda made more sense. Just stop wasting your votes on laycon, it's futile. Laycon has a very strong fanbase and the organizers will never accept that . This new method of eviction by nomination shows what they are planning. They know he'll get alot of nominations. Fine you can say shebi the fans will still vote but no, it makes the job easier for them. Stop wasting your votes on laycon, look for another housemate. BBN isn't meant for a Yoruba winner. Laycon is supposed to win this edition but they will make sure he doesn't

most senseless post since beginning of today

Akorkor:
What’s KKK or who are KKK please

The Ku Klux Klan commonly called the KKK or the Klan , is an American white supremacist hate group whose primary targets are African Americans , as well as
Jews , immigrants , leftists , homosexuals , and, until recently, Catholics.

MamBi:
Okay, back to the gist...

She does not like the way he jokes around at her expense

(Okay, earlier, BrightO asked Erica to take over his chores, she said she would charge him 300K, BrightO says that she must include massages up to 12 midnight, Erica laughingly reports to Kidd who says BrightO can have her till 12:30 self)

And the way he touches her disrespectfully in front of others

He says that as concerns the touching, he forgets himself and touches her because he finds her so hot but that the jokes are just lighthearted and should not be taken so seriously...

She is also saying he does not show care in a special type of way and he responds that he did not have a family background where love was expressed openly..

Oya, brief has come..

women and manipulation..
just friends ,just friends.she don carry d friendship to marriage in her mind.
Kidd do ur thing jeje..
this only happens when men make themselves the 'trophies'..I still dey vex for ozo, by now nengi suppose d cry too

The icon

RudyNerdy:
Hello Good afternoon fellas!
There's this Young girl of 22 I met on the road and I was attracted to her cos she was so irresistibly gorgeous in her moderate way of dressing and her voluptuous figure.
So we exchanged numbers, communicated on WhatsApp and calls, few weeks later we met at an eatery, like I've been told that first impression matters, so i dressed well and got some perf with a nice fragrance sprayed on my body then I got some malts for us to drink, when I ordered for Ishi-Ewu and the waitress informed me the price was 3k, she rebuffed and told me I shouldn't buy it cos twas so costly, so we took just malt and departed.
Now ever since we met, she has been bombarding me with Calls and tons of messages, even in her office during working hours She'll still be calling like thrice in the morning and I now observed she's going crazy.
Now about Social media, I lied to her that I wasn't on Facebook while I've been anonymously spying on her and then I came to realize that she has a boyfriend who stays in the same state but a far away Local Government.
Now the girl is asking me if I have a girlfriend of which I denied and she is now littering my pics all over her WhatsApp status as she begged me to take a selfie with her of which I reluctantly obliged.
So the crux of the matter is that I asked her if she is dating and she denied it and told me she's single, I kept on pestering her to tell me the truth and she said she's dating but she is no more interested in the guy again, meanwhile the guy in question still loves her.
So is this a green light for me to ask her out?
I'm 27.
cc lefulefu Martinez39s

Hahah..
Op, take this advice bro..
Don't go in with that relationship.. Its built on distrust and will end in tears..

Rheinmetal:
I am a fan of the show, not necessarily any housemate. I like to be objective and being emotionally invested in a housemate beclouds objectivity. When I watch, I look out for interesting dynamics. The Ozo-Nengi angle fascinates me. It is more of a power play than a relationship. I watched a scene of theirs late last night that confirmed it. Nengi accused Ozo of abandoning her at the gym and made a tiff about it, she was mad he gave his attention to Tolanibaj and Erica instead of her. He apologized. The camera returns to her performing a monologue about Kidd being just her ‘play partner’ because ‘he is the only one in the house that matches her energy for playing.’ Ozo did not respond. She accused Ozo of being unemotional (probably for his lack of emotions to the incident with Kidd and her explanations). Ozo replied that he has emotions, but when someone stresses him emotionally, he cuts the person off instantly. Nengi agrees (probably because he did same to her in week 2). She continued her monologue, but Ozo doesn’t seem that interested in the conversation.

Why does Nengi seem so keen to explain her earlier actions to an uninterested Ozo? Why does Ozo act so uninterested in an incident he witnessed, which should upset him if he truly loved her? Nengi is seeking reassurance from him about the incident by explaining herself and he didn’t offer any. She used Kidd as a prop to get him jealous probably because of the attention he gave to Tolanibaj and Erica, and he didn’t seem to care. Why does she want all his attention on her alone while she shares hers freely with other guys? And his only noteworthy response: a subtle threat to cut her off if and when she stresses him. He already did it with Prince. She knows he will do it again.

To those who claim Nengi will jump into bed with Kidd the moment she gets the chance, she will not. Kidd does not intrigue her. She has seen enough studs, enough rich kids to know what Kidd is about. Kidd can only offer sex and an earful of what he will buy her with daddy’s money. She knows enough Kidds in Abuja to line up Third Mainland Bridge. They are both flirty free spirits. They cancel out each other. Now with Ozo it is different. A nerdy book-smart family-centric guy. Not an Urkel-nerd, but Clark Kent-nerdy guy, now that’s something she doesn’t see often. She doesn’t run into guys like him in her world except maybe in a Big Brother House. When you meet girls who are inexperienced with men, you woo them with words. For an experienced girl like Nengi, your actions better speak more than words. Ozo performs all the right actions in their confined living arrangement- that’s why he is always in her space because that’s what she wants from him. Except during Saturday Night Parties, where for some weird reason she suddenly wants her space back, and if he stays out it for too long, she goes to tease him and runs away again.

Ozo is an enigma even to the viewers, which unfortunately might cost him the grand prize. Nengi too, is enigmatic in her way, though she is more obvious to the viewer, and that makes their dynamic so interesting to me. Nengi is not bored with Ozo, she is frustrated with his aloofness, even when he is in her space. If she was bored, she won’t spend that much time in his company. He intrigues her and she is fascinated. He plays the smitten kitten but something is off, because like you the viewer, she wonders what he is up to? (Remember her conversation with Vee). That is why she constantly tries to make him jealous to get a read on him and wonders what’s up when he shows no sign of jealousy, which is confusing for a guy who is so ‘apparently’ smitten with her. Kidd is only a prop for her, Ozo is the game. Will Nengi continue to use Kidd to make Ozo jealous? Probably. Will Ozo eventually get jealous? Probably. Will, he eventually cut her off again? Probably. That is why it is a good TV for me.

This analysis is top notch..
Ozo is a dangerous wolf of a man..
Although sometimes, he plays d sheep in a demeaning way, that's the way to keep women around..
Give her attention and when she thinks u are under her spell, act indifferent.. Be jealous but don't show it. Women need competition to stay long with u.in her mind, guy man suppose vex but guy man na stonecold

multiple4u:
You are right.

I strongly believe in getting a virgin as a wife only if you can and only if you deserve it. I know it doesn't guarantee if the marriage will last, etc.

But if you are a fuckboy, don't look for a virgin to wife. After fucking all these girls, you will be looking for a virgin to wife. God punish you there. If you are a fuckboy, God must reward you with a fuckgirl.

The fact is, women can never tell you how many dicks they have chopped. The sad thing is, most poor background girls are the worst. They will Bleep for anything.

It's so sad that my fellow man will wife that one someday. Still think he's maybe her second dick or something.

Women should stop giving guys pussy. Guys stop giving women money for pussy.

The amount of sex that goes around nowadays is so ridiculous! That's why if you can marry a virgin do it!

In my own opinion, I think being a virgin should be one of the requirements for getting married nowadays because of the high rate of immortality around us. This was done back in the days due the high rate of women sleeping around. I think those practices should be brought back to curtail this nonsense. Slay queens here and there.

Guys needs to wake up!

Fuckboy no..
The poor background girl idea is 80% true..
They seek d most attention and are very vulnerable...
For letting u in on their body count is based on your ability to make her relax around u..I hardly discuss relationship with girls and they wouldn't chip in their previous relationships..
What scares me is the ability to switch their love from.one boy to another..
It is magically and confusing..
Omoo, I see it as being heartless and without emotions..and one is expected to wife that one..
Goodluck to such fellows..
I stan and restan, no ex, no sexual relationship ,then marriage

Evolutionlove:
I'm not sure a lot of guys would want to marry after reading this epistle chaiiiiiiiiii........

My brother, marriage is a union one need to shine eye enter..
Born again or not,abeg shine your eyes..

I don summon courage one time ask babe if she don do abortion..
Babe tell me say i dey naked am..
What do u expect? I jakpa oo...
To be sincere, marriage is scary in this generation

QueenVina:
Swear you didnt wish you were the one hitting the P

I swear I don't want to be in such a dirty hole..

God knows..on sight that hole, na menopause straight I go enter

444crop:
Na so one Russian girl Anya for hostel na she dey stay above me for second floor.....every night, different guys.... I couldn't take it, I called her and warned her that the next time I hear kpakam from her bed, she will sleep outside..... Na so my own stop oo

You try oo..seriously I like minding my biz,if not i for don approach d dude..the noise is annoying.

Later, for trad wedding day,u go hear the simp man's people who inherited the baggage say'He saw a new hen run into this compound and he is here to retrieve it ' New keh

viceddy95:
Which one is everyday,,she no dy get period

me no know ooo..
God help them abeg

AfroKnight:
When it’s time to settle down, guys with high mileage themselves don’t like going for their fellow high mileage babes. Why? Why are you dragging semi-virgins with us good guys?

hahaahh..na so nah..
one girl like that dey yan me about her ex and all those stuffs(I don't know why but girls lose their guards around me). lol.
to make it worst, she added that she no too like sex like that but when she does,its without protection.. I just dey look am..Not too long from that day, I saw some people doing street HIV test and did mine..On sighting babe,I ask am to test too..If u see dodging ehh..
later babe dey want ship, I no ship oo..
Babe dey cry,can u imagine? even told her girlfrd to communicate her desires.
That one na her matter oo..
Broken heart plus Raw sex for 2 years..2 whole years and na me u wan trap..
Be a nice guy with Rough heart. no time for compromise..
After trying to scare this babe but no,she no gree. I even tell am I will travel abroad soon and stay for my masters,babe dey tell me say she will wait..
wait keh. I don discharge her with ignoring her Jere..

Sacrosanct12:
this Oga is somewhat jealous, go and ask for a round jor even if it's #50 cucumber u have just manage and swim the already made ocean bro. At least she be grown up so no think am Na her life,

thanks but no thanks...

the ocean u mentioned just made it worse..chaii, ocean of dirts...

I waka pass abeg

divicode:
How is this your business? Oga face your side or you want to join them?

truly I am minding my business at the expense of my comfort..(I haven't and will never confront them on d matter) but
This is psychological abuse,bro. I can't focus on work even in my house..
why everyday?? kpakpa upandan..

showafrica:
The way girls dey cohabbit for a school, you will pity future husbands. Guys if you pick money anyhow, just invest and look for one fresh under 19 virgin marry. Use ur hand direct her and have peace of mind. With ur money and care she go always dey loyal.

my mind too..
I know nothing is guaranteed but with less addiction and full commitment, life goes on.
I leave d bitch for the stud..
No stress involved

MichaelSokoto:
nite shift

Na so bro..

Michelle55:
That your neighbor is wicked and has no future plans with that girl in it, how can you be drilling one's daughter every single day with reckless abandon. Even ashawo sef dey get break to take repair their toto wella for the next available customers, some of these so called relationships are fake, na just free access to everyday unlimited browsing.

I would have said, you should talk to the girl like a big brother and let her know the implications of what that dude is putting her through(but the inner me is screaming mind ya business because they will end up insulting you if you dare warn her or pass your boundaries), no one said you shouldn't live your life to the fullest nor have s*x but just know that too much of everything is bad.

Try as much as possible to tune off once they start their body ministration. You'll be fine.

Even as I am replying, they are awake.. Still on 2night shift..

I am so pitying this girl and d kind borehole d hubby will inherit..

Anijay1212:
My annoyance with this group of ladies is their warped belief that the guy is in love with them haba...
And in their foolishness will subject themselves to all manner of sexual exploitations,abuse and even doing the "unthinkables" believing the con man will marry them.
Later you will hear he used and dump me after "all i did for him" and an innocent dude somewhere will end up inheriting an emotional and psychologically wrecked liability.

On point..
As for me and my peace of mind, nothing like ex for any girl wey I go marry..its that simple..

Anijay1212:

Just look at the type of comments by Nigerians,even ladies who should know better are also typing nonsence. Any serious minded guy that sees a future in a relationship will never treat a woman like harlot. The lady should know she is being used and should not cry foul when her contract ends.

Exactly bro..
U see the statement'it is their bodies'is so old and lame.
After scattering everything,they will start looking for reserved guys to hook up with..
As for me, within two conversations,I don make up my mind..
First: I like you n I want us to be friends(after I don see your greenlight tire, I no get time to pursue anybody)
Second: Have u being in a sexual relationship?.
Once I hear yes (50% interest lost)and he broke my heart(mayday mayday,I am off)..
I am no mechanic..Repairing is not my hobby..

Truth be told, broken hearts plenty oo..God keep my own for me