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CelebritiesRe: Dr. Kelly Sampa Birthday Cake And Expensive Gifts (Photos, Video) by pizzlesbar: 11:38am On Jun 03, 2018
Wall clock on the wrist!
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Runs Mad In Lekki, Lagos. Goes Unclad (Video) by pizzlesbar: 12:24pm On Apr 17, 2018
This could be a simple case of drug abuse and nothing more. Everything doesn't have to be spiritual. Some Eyinbos to go naked on the street after LSD, speed, crack and doing lines and pills
CrimeRe: Drunk Man Mistakenly Drank Insecticide At Lagos Chinese Restaurant, Dies by pizzlesbar: 10:58am On Mar 26, 2018
They should stop saying, drunk man! Anyone in their right sense can drink water on his table in a restaurant. He was assassinated/poisoned. What is an insecticide dong on a restaurant table? Even cleaning agents will have marked bottle. Talkless of an insecticide in a water bottle. Its on heard of.
PoliticsRe: Senator Ifeanyi Araraume's Mansion 'Ugwumba Villa' In Imo State (Photos) by pizzlesbar: 5:18pm On Mar 20, 2018
Not impressed by the architecture or designs. Looks like an uninspiring local government secretariat. It's ridiculous how these people lack exposure. Not impressed. If he builds that for himself what do we expect he builds for the community? Bunch of ruling illiterate opportunist. But then we are all to naturally mirror our immediate society. Products of failed states.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by pizzlesbar: 2:54pm On Mar 18, 2018
Sojourn to Spain by Land too cliche.

You need to keep readers interested you don't explain everything in the title like Nolllyword people. That's very uninspirational.

Ajala by Gabzy Unereka (sometimes titles should be the last thing you think about) First you have to develop the story. And as the story develops title ideas will come which you keep on a side note.

Chapters Title can be: Edo 1978, Agadez 1999, ...Cadiz 2002

Gabzy can you contact me via inbox?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by pizzlesbar: 2:15pm On Mar 18, 2018
As an experienced traveler. Most of the time it doesn't make any sense to travel internationally by road especially if you are not going to the next country A to B. Its even more expensive, exhausting and very time-consuming. I've met Nigerians in all sorts of shitty countries, places their families will never imagine they are. Stuck and semi-destitute. Some, where misled. Some really had an averagely paying job in NG. They quit and embark on such regretable journey without the right sets of skills. The people that really survive the road those type of skills are not taught in any school. That's why Gaby spoke about the real 419. The one on one thing. Anybody outside the realm will never know the real GUY MEN schemes. Those are the real hustle. Some pick it up out of necessity to survive. But in reality, there is no victimless crime. The governor of your state embezzling funds, Might not think that he is creating victims such as the road travelers. Road travelers commit crimes along their way creating more victim footprint. Dodgy human smugglers. Dirty border cops. Greedy businessmen who get hooked on GUY story.

They do lie when they call home too. Spend 5 years in some shitty place. Have kids that will never meet their extended families. I've always prayed for the spirit of fear. And that spirit of fear lets me realize my limits. The point of return. It's good to try. But when water pass garri, it's no more a worthy drink! The experiences are one in a lifetime unique experiences. But I always make sure I can go back home. Don't be afraid or embarrassed about deportation or returning home with nothing. I'd rather go back and restrategize; then make the move again.

Maybe I'll create another nick to be more expressive. I rarely comment. But an avid NL reader since its inception. Gaby sounds authentic. Unless he is telling another man's story.
CrimeRe: 375,000 US Dollars Intercepted From Businessman At Kaduna Airport. Photos by pizzlesbar: 8:50pm On Mar 06, 2018
Age on passport 1970 does the guy look 48?. Looks 38 max. Late 30s. Who else observed that.
EducationRe: Liberia Seeks 6000 Teachers From Nigeria- Liberia President by pizzlesbar: 4:22pm On Mar 05, 2018
Give them the teachers from Kaduna that we are not using again.
Business To BusinessRe: Never Been Used Supermarket Items by pizzlesbar(op): 9:54pm On Feb 27, 2018
The items are in Sabo - Ikorodu, Lagos.
Business To BusinessNever Been Used Supermarket Items by pizzlesbar(op):
Supermarket items for sale.
Chillers where bought for use in a supermarket but never opened. 6months ago. Items have never been used. Almost brand new.

Restpoint RP-350 showcase chiller = 120,00 (purchased brand new 180k)
RestPoint RP-385SDC Ice cream chiller - 110k (purchased brand new 165k)
20 units of metal shelves 6x3ft 25k each = 500k (purchased 30k each)
HDF checkout counter = 70k (purchased 100k)

Items are at Sabo, Ikorodu, Lagos


Reasonable offers accepted. Call or text 0808 164 7992

TV/MoviesRe: 50 Cartoons That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by pizzlesbar: 11:40am On Feb 18, 2018
TO that guy saying he grew up watching Multichoice .. Multichoice came to Nigeria 1994. So don't even try to act old. You probably dont even know DBN that I think was the first Private station in Nigeria and even that was in the 90s. And same goes for the guys talking MiTv and AIT they came very much later. We are talking about days when it was only NTA (The national TV) and few State Stations. Even up to university days in Ife some state stations were still using CARDBOARD PAPER DRAWINGS to write MORNING NEWS on the background.

Though you will be luckier growing in Lagos because we had at least 3 NTAs. Nta channel 7, channel 10 and another nta maybe 3 or so . And the only state station LTV with co-location with Clapper Board later on. I don't know if that's how they spelled clapperboard. The choices were very limited. And they all closed 12am. Tv was 4pm to 12am everybody goes to sleep. And the weekend is better I think 9am to 12am.

There where no generators everywhere like this. I can't remember if electricity was better because it been a long time ago. But I know I dont see generators. If you got back from school early you would go to play football and when its 4 pm everybody disappears from the feilds.
TV/MoviesRe: 50 Cartoons That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by pizzlesbar: 8:58am On Feb 18, 2018
Very glad to watch the Kid VIdeo intro again never seen that since the early 80s and couldn't remember the name. I had a big crush on the girl. You can see she's pretty. She stole my heart for a long time. But then later maybe in the early 90s that girl that does the advert for Cadbury Breakfast TV (Eclaires). That half-caste girl melts my heart every Saturday morning.
AdvertsNIGHTCLUB For Lease by pizzlesbar(op): 7:00am On Jan 15, 2018
Fully functioning nightclub for lease in central Ikorodu, Lagos. It’s a known brand with loyal clientele base in the heart of the town.

Features:
- Ground floor 100sqm. Upper Floor VIP 125 sqm.
- CCTV
- Manager’s/Directors office
- Fully equipped kitchen
- 4 Generators – 65kva (Recently acquired), 22kva, 8kva, 6kva
- Full DJ equipment and speakers
- Completely furnished with standard night club/lounge theme
- With the right team in place - generates monthly sales of N10m to 14m with net profit between 3m to 5m (NET profit – after salaries, expenses and taxes).

Bonus: N7m existing support endorsement deal from a liquor company.
Reason for lease: Owner plans to relocate out of the country
Lease period 1 year minimum.

Price: With cash upfront for 1 year 7.2m at 600k per month. And cash upfront of 6months at 700k per month N4.2m.

Contact: pizzlesbar (@) gmail.com
SportsRe: 2018 World Cup: Maduka Okoye To Join Super Eagles by pizzlesbar: 7:40pm On Nov 30, 2017
Foreign trained usually have better discipline and original date of births (AGE). They are less tricky too. I understand him. He prefers to work people that have been westernized or better groomed. Most of the local players are usually too crude and bunch of lazy liars without professional discipline. They will even gang up against a coach. Old lying players with arthritis already - taking longer time to heal off injuries due to old age and dying cells.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man To Be Shot Dead In Thailand For Cocaine Business Scam (Video) by pizzlesbar: 9:04pm On Nov 16, 2017
Stop spreading fake news quickly bloggers. That language is Brazilian Portuguese. And most likely 98% Brazil.
CareerRe: For About 2 Years Now, I Get Paid For Doing No Work. I Need Advice by pizzlesbar: 8:48am On Oct 13, 2017
Keep your job and start consulting for other companies. Start your own consulting firm right under their nose. With all the ideas you have been pushign to them. Start with this month when you get your salary get an incorporation

1. Incorporate your new company.
2. Print and design materials like letter head , complimentary cards etc.
3. start hunting for contracts (you will realize its not as easy as you think but then it pays off at the end when people start to knwo you are now running your own business). If possible get a small office and put a secretary there too that may not be doing much and be getting paid salary but make sure salary is as low as minimum wage. So you dont hang yourself). And office should just be a small space desk and and a computer. 12x12ft shouldn't be far from home too for convenience.
4. If you get lucky and things start going well for contracts and bids .. you can quit
TravelRe: The Bad State Of Ikorodu To Sagamu Road by pizzlesbar: 11:15am On Sep 28, 2017
That road is the worst road in the whole of Lagos. And you have very important organizations / corporations on the road. Most of the iron recycling plants are on this road, Laspotech, PZ, NNPC, Portland Cement etc. The Lasma people are usually happy towing trailers and trucks that brakes down on the road. So I guess high revenue for them due to bad road. High volume of trailer/truck activities. God forbid I imagined that one day the government will only attend to this road when trailer kills say 50 persons. Around the winners area last year atlest 7 people died. Deaths occur frequently too. A lot of fatal accidents.

I read somewhere that the FG via Special Intervention Fund allocated N2bn for rehabilitation and was suppose to commence September.

http://blackboxnigeria.com/2017/01/31/fg-spend-2billion-ikorodu-sagamu-road/
EventsRe: See How This Guy Celebrated His Birthday (PIX) by pizzlesbar: 11:22am On Sep 09, 2017
Looks like someone kidnapped and the kidnappers celebrated his birthday for him in a bush.
CrimeRe: Ritualists Hideout Uncovered In A Tunnel At The Challenge Area Of Mushin by pizzlesbar: 10:26pm On Aug 31, 2017
With syringe and needles at the scene those are probably crack/coke/heroin addicts turn destitute. Crack turn people into vampire looking creatures. Google face of crack.
PetsRe: Help With Hybrid Detection by pizzlesbar(op): 6:39am On Aug 27, 2017
Was it imported or you got it here? And for how much .. does the seller still have a proper lab?
PetsRe: Help With Hybrid Detection by pizzlesbar(op): 7:57pm On Aug 26, 2017
Then whats it? Whats the sex of your Lab. I'm interested in a female LAB.
PetsHelp With Hybrid Detection by pizzlesbar(op): 9:25pm On Aug 25, 2017
I will like to know what was mixed with this Labrador. I suspect its either a sheprador or lab husky mix. Disappointed an Indian guy in VI sold it off as Labrador.

Any hint? its got that labrodor coat / color. The ears got nothing to do with a lab.

Car TalkRe: Mercedes-Maybach Unveals Vision 6 Cabriolet At Pebble Beach by pizzlesbar: 7:38am On Aug 25, 2017
The thing look like wireless MOUSE. First time posting when I see something wey shock me.

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