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HumbleServant: Last year,
Lexis & structure was mostly taken from 1981 Eng.Past Jamb qstn. kindly make use of past jamb qstn. Question 27, 29, 33, 35, 41, 54, 59, 64 & 87 in 1981 English jamb were asked.
27. D chairman ruled d impertinent speakr.......... A.accordin to order b.out of order c.contrary to order d. Disorderly
29. D way to stop some frivolous publicatn is to........d press. A. Gag b.shackle c.fetter d.handcuff
33. He bought a typewrittr with a view...........to type A. To learning b.to have learnt c. To be learning d.to be learnt
35. Had he known in advance, he ........... A.should prepare for d interview b.was going to prepare for d interview c. Would hav preprd for d interview d.may be preparing for d interview
54. Some people think dat........are potentially a nuisance A. Parent-in-law b. Parents in-law c. Parents- in laws d. Parent in-laws
(Others to be uploaded soon, kindly bear with me).
41. As a pioneer, he.... d institutn frm his own resources. A. Found & Funded b. Founded and funded c. Was finding & funding d. Had found & funded.
(Others to be uploaded soon, kindly bear with me.

How do we get the correct answers to this Qstns

Dankylove: hmmn! Interesting!!
Thread Members be the Judge!!!
Is Temicare describing the Thread Registrar as Bad Knowledge Directly or Indirectly??
the Yardstick i mention to Black36 goes to U & Others who prefers to Gain MORE Knowledge/info to disseminating(no matter how small)
If i can Scold U guys this way to get ur Attentions to Make this Thread lively,its' Better
https://www.nairaland.com/modifypost?redirect=%2F1211733%2Ffunnab-2013-2014-direct-entry%2F66%2317393026&post=17393026

Temicare: plssss...can some1 wit good knowledge kindly answer dis question...will dey also send d msg into ur mail box?

I cannot help but laugh because the two guys I know. They are both my pardies which we are both active on different threads.. Dankylove abeg pardon Temicare he also is an in house person. He comes once in a while to say hi. If u dont see him drop a comment mayb his busy. But what I find funny most is that Temicare also Clamour for this same thing Dankylove is saying right here on the Other threads his active most(We both know the thread ). Am only surprised his reacting this way now.

Anyway e don do, u guys relax. Oya Oya please Danky Let them know if its by Email or SMS. Me too will like to know that?

Dankylove: Its Amazing how Trendy this thread has become.
as the Registrar,I'm Proud!

answering the question posed by a female,House wil i be wrong to say Sanguine has Posed a female Celebrity trait in this thread?
u be da Judge

To start with let's check the dictionary definition of the word celebrity:
"ce·leb·ri·ty - /səˈlebrətē/
1. A famous person
2. The state of being well known"

Having seen above the definition of a celebrity. We may likely say she falls in that category in respect to the thread and From that perspective we can bodly say she's well known and famous on this thread than any other person.
I guess her nature (personality trait) is what is working for her even as her name implies Sanguine. And All Sanguine personality are always very Jovial and Friendly..


#Let me promote my own personality, am a Phlegmatic but if I don't tell u you will likely confuse me for a sanguine.. I intentionally built the sanguine part of me just for a better interpersonal relationship with differnt folks.

Sanguine: Please Sir, Mr Registrar...
Could you do us a lil' favour and enlighten us on the mistake that was made last year, for the benefit of those of us on here who's got no inkling as regards that. So it would be duely avoided this time around... ***A mistake committed a second time is no more a mistake but pure foolishness.***

Thank you.

Seconded!

Sanguine: #blushing and grinning from ear to ear#

Thanks for the very keen observation. I appreciate that a great deal. Personally, I'm just being my very person here as I believe we're all already undergrads of the FUNAAB. But then, someone has insinuated that I pose a 'celebrity personality' on here... (I'm still wondering what that means). And I'm wondering whether to be happy or sad abou' that insinuation or just remain indifferent altogether....

But wait o, Mr Planetuzor. Whish planet you come from sef becuz me ah sure say nor be planet Earth o. Lol. So as you don dey trip for planet earth so, if your teeth knack ground small ehn, nobody go teh you to look ground wellwell as you dey waka nextime. Or better still, go back to that planet wey you dey come from if you know say you nor sabi how to waka ontop ground for planet EARTH... #giggles#

Oh yeah. Lest I forget. Saw your PM. And I'd wager you've seen my reply... And I see ya hand again o. Welldone o, you hear. Onye ishi ukwu! Lol.

Oyibo kpoorh, erh sa ni kpawah pelu oyibo o re yih. Esay ati gbo yin ma. Celebrity Mama . Koni baje, orwoh arh ma rokeh o O O! Omalicha babe!

Bros Education section needs more Mod. I guess oluwababs is finding it hard to cope with too much work load. He needs some one to help him.

Besides - I dea fill OAMJ4 and Afam but there's one Guy that has Pride too much:

Sex kills.. This guy must be seuns brother inlaw! Pride too much, wetin! The guy go ban u and still they make mouth.

Let's Clamor for this thread to be on the front page else it will die a natural death. #which mod will bring it up?


FRONT PAGE ---- FRooOooOooONt PAGE P.

Putting a piece of papper on a fellow pupils head and singing "one girl carry water she no no"

Habidab: Oluwaseun Osewa,this thread worth giving the best thread of the year.
I dey ma livingroom listening to Lighthouse Family Greatest hit,happy sunday to yu'll.

My brother, I dnt knw what's wrong with sEun oo. I have intent advertising and have met all the requirement and mailed them the description n web link of the ads(as their requirement says) it is now for them to mail me their ac no. But yet have not gotten a feedback frm them. Jst incase his looking at this thread abeg respond to my mails.

Back to the matter: its high time a thread stands out as the best in each categories for being interactive. So Seun over to you.

REMEMBER THIS!!! WHICH DID YOU DO?
Which of the following did you do, giving example? When I was Younger:-

• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms

• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.

• Had that one pen with four colors, and triedto push all the buttons
at once.

• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're
taking too long to come out.

• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.

• Tried to balance the switch between On/Off.

• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.

• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to
grow in my tummy

• Wuld hit cherry ¤agbalumo¤ on d wall 2 make it swita!

• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights off.

• Used to think the moon followed us wherever we went.
Click like and share if you did any of this. Remember when we were kids and
couldn't wait to grow up? Add yours Childhood Was The Best Part Of Our Life.



SEND IN YOURS: CANT HELP BUT LAUGH FLASHING BACK MEMORY LANE

Sanguine: Hahahahaha... He'd have been much bera off six FEET in the ground...
Narrative Poetry indeed!

Waoo, sanguine! U must be a very smart girl. Infact ya sharp,smart and a fast thinker... Jokes Apart am tripping for u like die.. Seriously have been watching all ur comments and d aptitude respond u give as reply. Its been mind blowing. Ur replies to comments really tells us how creative and fast thinking u are. Do we talk abt the Husband to Horse-Band, or six inches to Six feet jst to mention a few. U just have this perfect way of response that stands u out, that everyone will knw this is from a brilliant mind. Duff ma Heart sorry Hart for u. U sound so sweet n interesting. Arh swear I dey trip! Infact taking it a bit further am already falling in love, a step more further, omo I just kako inside that ur love oo. Seriously my love for u is not Jackie Chan that will kick u Away, my Love for u is Bruce Lee that has the Muscle to protect u, the muscles u can rely on to lay on. An indigenous love that knows what it takes to care for a special lady like u. All I will ask is u give me the chance to ***********(Mouth sealed. Pls check ur nairaland private message)


#Am not using the laugh simile so she knws am serious. Chai I need a serious mood simile oo nairaland?

## ASUUferanmi!!!

They are all watching?


*******Viewing this topic: rkarang, planetuzor(m), Sanguine (f). *****



#Rkarang Paddy mi bawo.. Keh kwanuu.
#Babi me Sanguine, Baby oku mi, omalicha mu, kedi ife ne menu.

Shebi Every body is forming Poetry right, Me too will Poetry My own the way I no how to do it.....


Oya Start

**Passion Unfulfilled***

A man walks into a bar and orders a
double,
obviously upset. "What's the matter,
buddy ?" asks
the bartender. "It's a long story. I met
this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We
stripped
off our clothes and jumped into bed
and were just
about to make love when her
goddamned husband came in the front door. So I had
to jump
out of the
bedroom window and hang from the
edge by my
fingernails without any clothes on!''
''Gee, that's tough!'' commiserated the bartender.
''Right, but
that's not what really got me
aggravated. When her
husband came into the room, he
wanted to have sex with her -- but he had to piss first.
And the lazy
son of a bitch pissed out the window
right onto my
head!" ''Yeech! No wonder you're in a
lousy mood." ''Yeah, but I haven't told you what
really really
made me mad. Next, I had to listen to
them
grunting and groaning and when they
finished the husband tossed his condom out the
window. And
where does it land ? On my goddamned
forehead!''
''Damn, that really is a drag!'' ''Oh, I'm
not finished! See, what really pissed me off was
when the
husband had to take a dump. Turns out
that their
toilet was broken, so he stuck his ass
out of the window and let loose right on my
head!'' ''That
would sure mess up my day." ''Yeah,
yeah, yeah,
but do you know what REALLY REALLY
REALLY pissed me off ? When I looked down
and saw that
my feet were only SIX inches off the
ground!''

Do u like my. "Narrative Poetry?

***strolls into the thread singing in sound sultan's Voice. " I no be casanova but I like woman o "

Dankylove: No Wine us joor! Big Mama S,Oxford no fit accommodate ur own grammars.
u too Much!
i Doff 4 U

Hekhak hehe tayakumana tualei hehahehahe, I cannot help but laugh in Portuguese... So this guy they speak pigin. Na worry broken u they speak aby na lagos own. We'll m not surprised cos the MaMa on the Thread(I no call name oo b4 she tackle me straight)wit her moniker starting wit "S" mst hv infested u with broken_english.

Jenni_angel: Gudmrning everyone in d house, av a wonderful day ahead

The Time of your post says 3:25AM what are u doing awake by that time. Ooh sorry that's the time some ppl come back frm meeting!!

Temicare: Halleluyah! tank u bro seun...am back pple

Who kidnapped u?

Athena 101: hmmm...joor! Pls what dialect is this and can u kindly translate?

Yes ooo. Yoruba ny o...

Funny enough who can guess whr am frm….yoruba, ibo, hausa, efik, ibibio,middle belt, south south?

Habidab: Dankylove,well said bro.One YORUBA Adage says thus"Do good for your own sake,likewise do bad for your own sake too".Am saying the reality,for example someone like me have not been contributing enoungh to this thread becoz of the nature of my work. I work allday and by evening time I will have been too tired to even pick my friends call not to talk of Browsing.Am doing Mechanical Engineering work and we normally have a lot of customers to work for...!dat is not where am going,during my ND day before I lost both my DAD and MUM to the cold hand of death.I help alot of peeps online by contributing to many thread i find educating,even on campus i render the help i think am capable of doing.But certainly if you are helping other colleagues overhere,surely you are doing it for your life becoz one day you will reap what you sow.so dont give up helping others morally and Educatively.its not easy bro,just dont giveup all this greatwork of yours,you are talented.if Bill gate had giveup,computer will not have been invented.

Dankylove: @Habidab.....Pls forgive me if i scrutinize ur Earlier statement about Bill Gate inventing Computer.
Pls i'm sorry if i Correct u this Way but its for ur own Good as well as i expect u to correct me too.
BILL GATE wasnt the Person who invented Computer.Computers has existed even b4 his Birth.he only simplified the Existing Computer then to "Microsoft Computer".
I hope u are not Annoyed.
Joor ooo! mo door bale

U both forgive me too if I add a little scrutinizing to the Bone of contention above. No offense Intended.

Bill gate never did anything close to the computers. Not even the personal computer.. Personal computer is jst like a term used for computers that's suitable for home use because in those days computers whr so large that it could occupy a whole room..

A computer is a machine for manipulating data
according to a list of instructions and can take
on many physical forms.
Bill gates was only a programmer. That programs Operating Systems for personal computers

In Bill gates era, there was a growing need for personal computer, so Bill gates and his friend planned to develop software for the newly
emerging personal computer market.
Bill Gate's company Microsoft became famous for
their computer operating systems and killer business deals. For example, Bill Gates talked IBM into letting Microsoft retain the licensing rights to MS-DOS an operating system, that IBM needed for their new personal computer. Gates proceeded to make a fortune from the licensing of MS-DOS.

For a better understanding for what operating system is in a layman terms is just like an inter phase between Computer hardware and its users. Without an Operating system u wouldn't be able to use d computer meaningfully. So its the Operating system that connects the whole components of the system hardware together to respond to the users operations. For instance because and Operating system is on My phone that why I could press a Letter frm My keypad for example "A" and u can boldly see it as 'A' displayed on the screen. Don't u wonder how those buttons on ur phones keypad are displayed when u want to compose a Text message or type a mobile number. That's possible because of Operating system which has been Installed on the phone. (I.T specialist on the thread come and help us out here)..

Back to the matter, so bill gates was in the production of software. I use to have an article back then I wrote on his business model and how he Made Big Bucks of Dollar. U too think abt it, the only hardwork producing a software is the particular time u start doing the Coding, after that all u need to do again is Just copy and paste which wouldn't consume ur energy or much time again..So bill gates since he had already done the coding he only put the word into CD's n Floppy Disks and started duplicating it. And u wld ask how much is an Empty CD(very cheap) compared to the price he was selling it. Infact some people prefer to download it online frm Microsoft website. And u knw if I put a link on my site for an ebook for u to pay and download, no matter the number of people that pays and download it frm that link it will not affect or reduce what I have because I wld have only successfully given u d exact duplicates and yets still hav it but must have billed the hundred people. That how software companies make money with little cost of production.

So Bill gates made much as a result of little cost of production and his cost of sales. so his profit weas enormous. Infact he also made money from Copyrights Patents and he sues any company who uses any features of this operating system. That's why u hardly see a competion of some of his software application products like Microsoft Word, Power Points and th likes. He ruined so many competitors by suing them and winning the cases at most times if not all. because all the features on his applications were patented so u the not use it without him issuing u the rights.



Business Talks: @ Habidab
U said u do a Mechanical Engineering work, tell me more about that.. Which area u specialize on?

STORM2: Sorry love....
I travelled to ibadan...I've been crazy busy...
Miss u guys #hugs#

Babe mi, kah bor jare.. Sheh o ra ogede wah ny?

See clue for nigerians oo. Sorry naija babes no they get full hair self na attachment

They are just trying by all means to sell the idea to us. Unknowing for them africans don't even talk about sex within their own family talkless of homosexual...Godforbid

Jenni_angel: welcum jare

Yea ooo swthrt! Missed u..

Dankylove:
@P-Creation...thanks for ur Admiration.
Although,i feel discourage only when there are So many People Viewing this Thread & not contributing @all.
To be Sincere wt U,i will quit Posting interesting & educative citations because a Tree cant make a Forest,A droplet cant make an Ocean neither can a Family make a Community.
Perhaps,there are Alot of Professors in this Thread who are utmostly Talented Academically but prefers the Back sit.
NOW!!! IT'S MY TURN

Prof, Nwanne, enyea: u too much! Yesterday when u posted those poems I didn't even border reading it, I jst kept scrolling down even as ur post almost took up the whole thread.

But I just went back today to check out those poems then I was amazed @ the ingenious, thought provoking piece of urs... Very captivating, intriguing and interproacting(check ur dictionary @urOwnRisk )

What more can I say. Kudo to you my brother...don't give up. We can see ur efforts and we are "On Top of the Situation (like d federal govt )" to make sure every body contributes to ur post.

Its jst that some of us here aren't poets. Its not all of us that is inclined or have interest in poetry. Don't get it twisted, that doesn't mean we won't appreciate a good work when we see one. We definitely do appreciate good work when we see one(just as we are appreciating urs now.) Perhaps, some of us may nt have the same interest like u. Me for instance find interest in business related issue. Talking business facts, investment tactics, business solutions, like how dangote rose to be richest man in africa, how Mc donald started out his Fastfood chain, how fortune 500 companies cut their cost and improve on profits, why Bic Biro which is known to be the first choice pen in previous years fell to Leo Smart. Who has the largest market share between Dangote, Lafarge and Ibeto in the cement industry, how Hypo bleach came into the market and drove out the popular Jik bleach, why Techno smartfone are outselling Samsung and Apple recently in nigeria, Why is blackberry losing out in sales in the American market than in the african market, What is still making MTN stronger even after the PORTing service rule by NCC, this is just to mention a few.........

To me I see this as real issues and wld be here 24/7 if I see a like mind putting up this issues here jst like u are doing with the poetry..

So don't give up, jst pray to get a like mind. We sure know how u feel abt this..

Kudos once again and don't stop. Besides how wld u think of stopping what made Sanguine for the first time fall in Love in this thread (with u). She had to confess as hard as she seem to be to "Loving u" phewwww.. Dankylove u are falling my hand, this is the right time to throw in the catcher no dey dull na. Send her a PM to tell her how long u hav waited for that expression frm her, what it means to u and how u want to take it up from there
Na lagos u dea na. Sorry e be like say na Ijebu u dey

@farano:
Hey, any unilag aspirant here?

Babe, why u come decide to find trouble like this?? .

Look the title of the thread above.. Ok

Sanguine: Gbara nu aka gawa Salah, ndi musulumi na musuluma juru ebea...

Beg me not to interpret what u v jst said here otherwise it could be taken as on offense to our muslim folks and u knw the consequences.

Strolls into the thread *dancing alingo*

Walexz02: why wouldn't I support the motion
I knew there is something e ehnm!(sorry i am fasting) that is in that nigga's mind you know. The guy had widen his eye lenses and followed her while she walk magesticaly infront of him...

Ok, the Hi's av it.............. So over to u gboor sanguine, simply do as requested so we can confirm the seemingly beaurry dt has made dar guy go beyond jst sitting for u.. U mst be so gifted I can feel d grace of God on ur life oo.

Dankylove: if i'm still of the world,i share others view.perhaps u have unconsciously lured the security guy to enternal Follow-follow.
A mumu.
The ancient power of a woman!
Fact is ur Curvature must have been Luscious.
Apology but a pastor isnt suppose to say or whisper this.
Sanguine,i hope u are not cheating on me??
Thank Heaven i havent paid pride prize.

Yes o. Its that curvature gan gan dt mst hv done d magic

Sanguine: Lust ke Evangelistiiii!!! Me ah nor dey ooo, ehen! Maybe na favor, me ah nor know. I just felt t'was rather normal.
Hmmm! Na wah for YOU O, Deacon Evangelist!

(If I hear say e normal... Normal fire!)........

But seriously Sanguine... Evangelist sorry Security man followed u to the Registrars office.. Was it not that same guy that just pointed the office for me that day. When I inquired more description him Just stood up move his hand like this and like that in description. He never moved and inch from the spot he was.

*brings down glasses below d eye lid*

errh sanguine aby na melancholy. U go fine gan be dat oo , with correct figure 8(in an ibo man tongue) to make that guy deem it so fit to follow u and makes sure he captures every moment of ur walking step to the registrars office..... Konji go don hold that guy pieces

Oya oya show us pix . If u support my motion thread members for sanguine to show us her pix say Hi, Against say Nah

Wad-up with everybody here.. #resuming duty.

Was watching the thread over the weekend and was amazed @ how u guys just left the thread which u had promised to keep lively to calm. why na. Me too am not leaving out my self because i kind of left un announced too. But its not my fault though, its the fault of Sandra(My friend) that told me she was bored and alone in the house (in ur mind nw u wld expect I got to her house - Nay,Nay,Nay, her Dad is An Airforce Top Ranked Man. I cant risk it ; Risk wetin going to senior officers quarters. If at all I want to die for love no be this kind die na ). So me having a good heart(as allways) Ask her to join me as we go catch some fun to kill her boredomness and make her happy. So we headed to the pool to catch some fun. Dont get it twisted, we were just swimming and having fun splashing water on our selfs. And kind of taught her some swimming trick sha(swimming one of my best relaxation sport).

Back to the matter. Where are all this babes and boo's? come back to ressurrect the thread.

Sanguine (Comes 2 mind)
Rkrang (Is this ur Calabar name?)
Pcreation
Dankylove
Hazzbruzy
Tamax
Queen
Usuf.Saed
Everyother person I didnt call that has been helpful here. kudos to u
Fill in the Gap __________ If I forgt to call ur name (No vex for me I forget ny)

The BIG FAMILY.

Lets keep it goING
No time for ignoRING
because of the striKING
I feel like rapPING
Dnt mind my songING.... lwkmd die. u wan try my rhymes

Oya Sanguine #Rate my Song

Wad-up with everybody here.. #resuming duty.

Was watching the thread over the weekend and was amazed @ how u guys just left the thread which u had promised to keep lively to calm. why na. Me too am not leaving out my self because i kind of left un announced too. But its not my fault though, its the fault of Sandra(My friend) that told me she was bored and alone in the house (in ur mind nw u wld expect I got to her house - Nay,Nay,Nay, her Dad is An Airforce Top Ranked Man. I cant risk it Risk wetin going to senior officers quarters. If at all I want to die for love no be this kind die na ). So me having a good heart(as allways) Ask her to join me as we go catch some fun to kill her boredomness and make her happy. So we headed to the pool to catch some fun. Dont get it twisted, we were just swimming and having fun splashing water on our selfs. And kind of taught her some swimming trick sha(swimming one of my best relaxation sport).

Back to the matter. Where are all this babes and boo's? come back to ressurrect the thread.

Storm2
JennieAngel
Omodave
Temicare
planetuzo
Lamuel
Iseoluwa
Success
Kajoula (This guy self opens a thread and runs )
And Those I forget to mension (b4 they flog me)

Where Unu dey?

Not forgetting the new Guys that have taken it upon themselves to bring in that live here Kudos to u..
i c u guys

Athens
Chris
ableJoe (u jst hv to forgive me though # I no even sure boya u be new or old comer )
Fill in the Gap ______ if I no call ur name


The BIG FAMILY