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Hausa pple will not kill us. An aboki man said
''Toothpaste weds Animal Calling''. After weeks of
Cracking ♍Ɣ brain 2 get the meaning of dat, I only
realised 2day dat he meant ''Tuface weds Annie
Macaulay=))

Pls get me some Palm tree leaves that's used for making brooms let's flog those demons out of him..

***oya Turn Your Back********

Could this be true!!!

Donalð Genes: believe it or not, women are the major hindrance provoking us to sin even when we try not to.But with vexation and with fervent determination and obedient to God, we shall overcome that in IJN

I can't help but laugh!! I laugh soteh I tire!

Very touching!!!!

@OP: Why u saying this rubbish??

We want soludoooOoooo as our Govnor

Our govt just like propaganda they have forgotten they are dealing with senior lecturers and professors... Telling us they've release N100b whereas they hv not

What ehaff consine mua?

Pls let soludo rule

Sometimes I feel like leaving the country and nevr coming back!

Oya oya let's see pictures no time abeg!

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Me I like Hollywood and Nollywood... But e get one guy weh I hate him film.







"Jet-Li"

He's too fake... I wonder him and Nollywood who fake pass?

What's ma business?

usuf.saeed:
Life they said is a long lesson to humanity, I haven't live long, just two decade and few years, but I have learn that the rising of the sun and it movement to its orizon is not but a sensation of impact to other gallaxies not an action of impact on them, just as motivational talk and inspirational words are to those who listen to them. It is now up to the listeners to ignite their internal work function and to propel their internal taught into higher momentum, and accellerate their action, in order to manifest the sensation of impact they have conceived.
I have vowed not to write to motivate again, because I know that many of us have learn and heard enough motivational speeches and have read a lot Inspirational books, after which many idea of change spurr in us, but the indolence manner of our inner mind, blows off the ignited sensation of impact in us. The fear of failure and the will not to submit to responsibility are our greatest set back, we are keen to forget, that we can't light others path without lighten up ours first.
Remember we are born to make manifest of the glory of God within us, and as we let our own light shine, we are unconciously given others permision to do the same. Do not rest in ur oars untill you repel the impudent manners and attract the audacious idea among people, because you have only one life to live, and you are a blessing to the world. I leave you with the word of mark twain "let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the under taker will be so sorry"... reflect and enjoy your day

Thank u jare ma brother!

What's happening here people? Longest of the times!

If a hear say I believe

Adedeji Samson: Pls, i need somebody to help with the following questions
1. Does Unilag accepts 2 sittings for direct entry?
2. Does UNILAG accepts students who studied Bussiness Administration in Diploma course @ Olabisi Onabanjo into her Law degree program with Direct Entry?
3. Does UNILAG requires Direct Entry students 2 write Jamb exam?
4. Will UNILAG Diploma form still be out this year?
Thanks.

Pls someone answer this?

Will UNILAG Diploma form still be out this year?
Thanks

Sanguine: Well Mr Planetuzor, first of all, the UI does NOT accept ND into her Economics department.
Secondly, There is nothing like Accounting in The UI. Accounting as a course is NOT offered in The UI yet.
Now, having said that, it's all up to you to decide if you still wanna go submit the form at the school or not.
By the way, you shoulda made enough enquiries and findings before filling in UI in your D.E form...

GOODLUCK.

Sanguine darling::: thanks!

#she's loaded with info and always willing to help..

omodave: @planetuzor
answers to question 1 & 4 is yes

Is that ur final answer?



#on a more serious note. Are u very sure? How sure are u?

tintingz: Each artiste to his own brand...what will you say to the likes of american artiste like Lil wayne, Drake, Chris brown, Nikki minaj etc that drop singles every week?

Wizkid is also an artiste that do such, so let Olamide do is thing the more he drop hitz the more his fans grows and the more the chances to win awards.

Shut up and read that article above again:::: anuofia.....

Op thumbs up jare! Let olamide copy p-quare and the way the release albums and singles...

Yinmu

Its true o. I thought its affecting me alone o. just 16 channels showing. ordinary galaxy doesnt show at all and other foreign channels that made me purchase it......RUBISHHHHHHHH!

ASUU if u will take this 30B and in few months Time u go on Strike again requesting for the remaining balance, pls continue your strike and collect the whole money at once in FULL

Does this really work in Nigeria Universities? Who knows someone who has tried it before?
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hehehehe. I laugh in Japanese..The power of people like Sanguine
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brainiacjp: I miss doze days when we went to schl,
lined up & d headmistress & teachers inspected our nails & uniforms & den matched to our classrooms.
U remember na??
D days of Nasco biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor, Ice-coloured water tied in nylon; we called it "lolly"•
D days of goody-goody & pako biscuit. D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....•
Chei, I remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut na 50kobo & choco milo was 5 kobo•
D days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief•
D days of mama & papa play, dose when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco-tinco, salubata, change ƔŮя style, ten ten, skipping, stop!
U remember nau!•
Those days wen we used to fly kite on d streets, wen boys wld use paint bucket cover as tire & their dad's hanger as d steering. Those days when rubber band was stock exchange, days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man were our favourite cartoons•
D days of limca soft drink & choco milo advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm•
When we said 'leke leke give me white finger'•
Those days when eleganza pen was d best•
D days wen we used to drink water from d tap & even suck out d water if it wasn't gushing out as we wanted•
D days when NTA would show rainbow colours for 30 mins & then play d national anthem before they resume program @4am•
D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd bata sandals were d best•
Days wen we all sang sandalili sandalili songs,

DSTV has come, no more old fun. I'm really proud to have experienced all this.
If u r nt smiling, it means u were not born in my generation. Nwich means u ar d INDOMIE generation lol...

ASUU.....free us ooooo.........


coundown continues

Ur head is their jare Nwanne

HumbleServant: Last year,
Lexis & structure was mostly taken from 1981 Eng.Past Jamb qstn. kindly make use of past jamb qstn. Question 27, 29, 33, 35, 41, 54, 59, 64 & 87 in 1981 English jamb were asked.
27. D chairman ruled d impertinent speakr.......... A.accordin to order b.out of order c.contrary to order d. Disorderly
29. D way to stop some frivolous publicatn is to........d press. A. Gag b.shackle c.fetter d.handcuff
33. He bought a typewrittr with a view...........to type A. To learning b.to have learnt c. To be learning d.to be learnt
35. Had he known in advance, he ........... A.should prepare for d interview b.was going to prepare for d interview c. Would hav preprd for d interview d.may be preparing for d interview
54. Some people think dat........are potentially a nuisance A. Parent-in-law b. Parents in-law c. Parents- in laws d. Parent in-laws
(Others to be uploaded soon, kindly bear with me).
41. As a pioneer, he.... d institutn frm his own resources. A. Found & Funded b. Founded and funded c. Was finding & funding d. Had found & funded.
(Others to be uploaded soon, kindly bear with me.

How do we get the correct answers to this Qstns