₦airaland Forum

Golan007:
Another criminal speaking.

Where in the world would people purchase expression of interest forms, print fliers and associated articles, campaign vigorously, only to refuse to resume work after winning?

Criminal.

But that is exactly what happened. These people are not lawmakers, they are only lawmakers-elect till they are sworn in with the constitutional due process. These rougues left the state and went to stay in Abuja with Oshiomole since last year.

damoceile:
There is this start date and end date I'm seeing on it do I do it...

Yes na. Put the date of the transaction that failed. You can put the same start and end date if you are sure of the date. The transaction of that period will come up.

damoceile:
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Thanks bro but I don't have a gtb world app pls is their any other means asides from going into the bank.

Use the link. The APP was an alternative. The link is even easier and better.


https://gtmt.gtbank.com/DispenseWeb/start.aspx

damoceile:
I don't know if this is the right place to post this but I need help and it's very urgent.

Hello I just had an issue with gtbank atm yesterday 30 July 2020 at 4:30pm at their branch in dugbe Ibadan, I know its not yet the stipulated 24hrs I was told my money will be reversed cos i tried to withdraw ₦19000 with a gtbank card via gtbank atm, I was debited but the atm didn't dispense money for me waited for close to 20mins bfr the atm finally ejected my card and started displaying out of service. Pls incase they don't eventually reverse it bcs their was a public holiday yesterday & today(being eid El kabr) and there is the weekend coming up tomorrow so I know I will have to wait till Monday to go over to the bank to make complaints .... Pls what are the necessary procedures to go through to fast track the reversal as this is my salary for the just ended month of July and I need it urgently to sort out myself.

https://gtmt.gtbank.com/DispenseWeb/start.aspx

As easy as this. Or use your GTWorld App and go to cards. From there you can lodge your dispense error and a reversal will be effected ASAP. You don't need to go into the bank. Just use one of the two options.

OP go to the Security Man and offer him some money. The guy wanted to do good now it is costing him dearly. Give am small thing. Beside that, I'm happy with the way you handled the whole thing. When things go wrong, someone should pay. I just think in this case, you should also pay a part too.

Christology:
this mumu governor, wan fight our next oba of Benin.

You dey mad o. Which Oba?

estyvino:
Hmm, in Nigeria, this would be understooded as natural palliative sent from above

Or Below

boolee:
If you know Captain Hosa, you definitely won't call his name on same line with Gov. Obaseki.

Captain Hosa has been of Great Benefit to the Bini people than Obaseki's Government will ever be.

Now, Obaseki is fighting an Illustrious Son of Benin Kingdom. Let's see how far he can go on this.

Don't mix Emotions with Politics.

Obaseki doesn't stand a Chance. Even if He spends all Edo money, Recruiting New Godfathers for himself.
He will be beaten all round.

You can't fight the Fingers that fed you. Without getting choked.

There are Natural principles to Life.

How exactly has Captain Hosa been of great benefit to Edo people?

Unnerve:
Was messing up a public monument the best way to get their silly message across?

Yes

Mutaultope:
Time to sit down and reconsider my loyalty to Arsenal fc ...



It's been tears for years now

You don't need to even sit down. You can do it while standing or walking.

It's a competition. She still has a fair way to go before she wins.

So an injured man was rejected by a hospital and later bled to death at another hospital. Is it that our medical practitioners don't know what to do in the case of an emergency? That man should not have died. Life is a trivial matter in this country of ours. A shame.

Naija for you.

Nwodosis:
Many are praying to be rich not only to live a better life but to intimidate others.

The Dream of every slave is not to become free, it is to have slaves of their own.

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

There is a method to this thing. Do it like this. Keep chyking her as usual but whenever she is with a friend, pay more attention to the friend and be playful with her. Show interest in her friends. She will become jealous and quickly make you hers. It works every time. Thank me later

Openbusiness:
A virus that kills people within a month. Some mumu Nigerians said it can't survive hot weather, is Iran not hotter than Nigeria? Na prayers sure pass now. Father God abeg just epp us ooh, na your hand me and my people dey so! Have mercy Lord! Save us from Coronavirus! As it is written, No evil shall befall us, neither shall any plague come nigh our dwelling place. Amen!

Iran is not hotter than Nigeria. In fact, Iran's current weather conditions are perfect for the virus to thrive.

DAramis:
fake news. Check the date of death on that man's poster... 7th December, 2019.

I don't know what people gain in tarnishing other people's image. Does that mean the news wasn't a recent one again?

This news is that old. The man died 2 months ago and probably buried already. It's only now that the video is coming out. What they stand to gain by releasing the video is what I don't understand.

Oluwabee:
Thanks everyone. I was pointed to a website and i got and downloaded all the softwares i needed.

God bless you.

I'll love to know the website too. Thanks.

Brandonx:
I strongly believe in 'dress in the manner you want to be adressed' why dress like a yahoo boy or a thug or be at the wrong place. I go out and I keep late nights. Policemen has never harassed me.
The few times they stopped me, the manner at which I spoke to them, they didn't say much and I left. Dress smart and responsible, always be with your ID at all times and always be polite. DO NOT FRET, BE CONFIDENT WHILST TALKING TO A POLICE OFFICER.

Just Shut up abeg. Keep your fvcking advice to yourself and address the issue of the Brutes in Uniform abusing Nigerians in their own country.

After series of investigation, we realised it was a rivalry clash between fraternities.

“We called an emergency meeting among the chiefs and resolved that we should appease the gods.

Una well done o.

Fahrenheit10:
there is big difference between transgendered porn, lesbian porn and gay Porn. in the porn world gay is no generalized

They are all classified as gay porn. Lesbians are Gay women. transgendered are men who had sex change by getting boobs and looking more feminine without ditching their cocks. All na Gay porn.

Just guys who like Watching transgendered porn and lesbian porn. No biggie.

Truthbites:
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U are abusing someone..when u are ignorant? The Governor is above the Oba and any traditional rulers of any state in Nigeria anytime, anyday..Get ur facts instead of abusing. The only way the Oba maybe more powerful is cos he rules till he dies..the governor can depose any traditional ruler

That cannot happen in Benin Bros. Relax.

Mynd44:
I hope these ones know it is the Nigerian police that carry live ammunition they are provoking.

They will kuku make news when the police changes it

The idiot criminals don't realize the Lekki mall is owned by a Nigerian and they burnt a van that is supposed to cons save them next week when those crazy Ajah gangs start their fight again.

Then the Nigerian owner should tell his friends the South Africans to use their tongue to count their teeth. As for the police, they are not our friends either.

Tamasaba:
Who school help? Naso una go push youths go school. After school you go tell them say work no dey say make them go learn handwork. Nonsense. Illiteracy don take over. School dey favour people like u wey dem dey pay as visiting lecturer for different universities. U just dey talk to protect ur interest and customers(students). Without students them fire u. Nonsense

Is this not exactly what he is talking about? SMH

asuustrike1:
The writer of this article gave an unbiased view however for those persons condemning Yemi, have they for once asked if male actors take permission from their traditional rulers before putting on his regalia? We have to be realistic and not be sentimental or stereotype

A lot of plays and drama have been acted with the person playing the OBA OF BENIN wearing the Oba's Attire. That's no problem. But the person must be a man as a woman cannot wear that attire. It is a taboo. Something that can be interpreted as an intentional insult on the Crown and tradition of Benin People. Traditionalists don't take such a thing likely. She should apologise ASAP before something inexplicable happens to her. A word is enough for the wise. You don't rubbish the tradition and culture of a people and expect them to keep quiet.

heskeyw:
Somebody sent frsc ffs and psc past questions to my mail. Thanks to the person that did that. If u haven't gotten urs, indicate wt ur Gmail add so that I will forward it to ur mail.

I need it too. Thanks
Agbojuanthony@gmail.com

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charliesyndrom:
I didnt print out my FRSC application data page. i mean that page that contains the application ID and picture that should be printed out and taken to the exam centre. I bookmarked the page and I am now trying to load the page to print it but the page is not loading. Is there any way i can print it? or would it open when they upload the successful candidates names on the site? I copied the application ID after registration but i didnt print it out. HELP!

Check the confirmation email sent to you when you applied. There's a PDF copy attached to it.

ddjay:
to me, i think they don't bother about the battery capacity because they have electricity everywhere to charge and recharge their phones..phones with almost 10,000 mah na for we developing kontry na

And they use Wi-Fi mostly which consumes wey less battery.

RoyalBlak007:
Churches are synonymous with Christianity. We often think of churches as places of worship for Christians even though there are churches that are not targeted at that group.
These non-Christian churches are dedicated to the worship of other gods or humans or might not even be involved in the worship of any god at all. Some even come with their own religious books, prophets, and commandments.

http://listverse.com/2018/07/25/top-10-churches-where-god-is-not-worshiped/

lalasticlala

Church Of Maradona
At Iglesia Maradoniana (“Church of Maradona”), Argentine football (soccer) star Diego Maradona is god. The church is based in Argentina but has over 500,000 members around the world. Everything done by the church is modeled after the Argentine football star.

Their equivalent of Christmas and New Year’s Day is October 30, Maradona’s birthday. Their Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve fall on October 29, the day before his birthday.

For their “calendar,” years are counted from the day of Maradona’s birth in 1960. So the date is always Maradona’s age with dD ( despues de Diego ) rather than anno Domini (AD). As of this writing, the current year for the Church Of Maradona is 57 dD.

New members are expected to score a goal with their left fist, as Maradona did during the 1986 World Cup, before they can be baptized in the church.

Followers of the church draw parallels between Maradona and Jesus. Maradona was crucified, sent away from the pitch, and had his leg broken. But like Jesus, he came back. Followers also have their version of the Lord’s Prayer, written in reverence for Maradona. It starts with the lines:

Our Diego
Who art on Earth
Hallowed be thy left foot
Thy magic come
Thy goals be remembered.


Similarly, the church has its own version of the 10 commandments. Among others, they include undying love for Maradona and football, spreading the news of Maradona’s exploits, and honoring his shirt. The commandments also require that members name their first son Diego and change their own middle names to Diego. One member took this further when he named his twin girls Mara and Dona.

Nothing but a cult. Or a fun fraternity.