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@tngtech,

You like insulting people. If you don't like the thread or any reply from any person, you move to another topic. slowpoke like you.

So, you come plugged your magic wand and recharged the small girl? That your secret weapon, the immeasurable rod you used to spear the little girl should be cut off . Child abuse!

@Poster,

Did you also recharge them with your secret weapon? I mean the gigantic shaft, the main muscle which is the magic wand. I hope you spear them with your immeasurable rod and piss inside the place? It counts.

They will call UN to ban PLC, that he is a Terrorist on Nairaland and UN we jump in and ban him. I think UN should try to find out the cause of any fight before banning PLC and his citizens from entering the Nairaland territory. I used to know UN as not being controlled or influenced by any person or group of persons but everything has changed completely.

Nairaland changing my life? Until 95% of Nairaland users stop acting like sheep. If you post a thread or reply to any topic, and once one person insult you, the other 95% posting will be insulting you.

You know, when you see sheep on a queue running, try to keep a wood on a particular point, once the first sheep gets to that point, it will jump up. Then remove the wood and watch, once other sheep following gets to that point, they will start jumping up too.
Trying to find out the difference here on Nairaland. It's life sha.

(part 3)

Later on, I went to the hospital for HIV test and when the result came out, O my God! I screamed. Guess what the result could be because the Doctor consoled me that with God nothing is impossible. To be continued.

He is just like every other person and besides some of us here can think great more than he do.

oYaTo:
Gamine na your story be this or anotha person story? Cos i see say female dey beside your name, abi u be les***

me wonder too!

@ all,

You all have your points but to me I don’t think any person should blame the Poster considering the condition that pushed him to that white lady. The guy needed help by all means and God provided help through the white lady. So, for the guy to dump the white lady after all her kindness to him means that the Poster is such a mean fellow.

It is not his intention to break the heart of the Nigerian girl neither it's his intention to break the heart of the white lady. So, what do you want the guy to do? Have two girls as wives? That is the silliest thing. Guy, please marry anyone your mind want, but if you dump the Nigerian girl, she must be compensated heavily and you must remain kind to her throughout your life. However, if you dump the white lady, still find a way to compensate her heavily. All the same, you must be careful with anyone you dump because your life may be at stake.

Oscar J:
Hi wise ones:

I need your candid opinion guys. i ve been thinking seriously of how to present this to u all for dayz now, i am of the opinion that two GOOD heads are better that one.

I ve a GF she just clocked 29 2wks ago, a lawyer by profession. i am going to 31, an investment analyst.

Now the challenge i ve is this: we ve been dating for close to one year +, we love each oda n we do things 2geda most times we r 2geda but we ve not had sex, not because she doesnt want to but because i am not sure i want to disvirgin her, y because i am not sure if i would want to end up with her. she is always eager to have sex with me just like i want too, being the first one she would ever experience in life but i keep refusing her and this makes her sometimes feel bad and quarell with me at times which i don't like to see her in such condition ( vowed to always make her happy) all i do is kiss her real good which she commends me for and named me GOOD KISSER. My girl is beautiful, good body posture, clean & smells nice, flat tummy, Normal size hips level n well structured ass, not to tall nor too short. (small size boobs, i LIKE IT DAT).

i don't want a situation whereby we get down, her pride is gone and we don't end up settling down together, wont it look like i jilted her or something (lied, etc)

i have not spoken to her on this either n i don't intend too.

I need your help people, what do i do?

I can't even get what your problem is. You want people to help you for what? Only story you full ground for us. She is this and that. My advise for you is: Bleep the smelling ass well. That's what she wants and nothing more. Whether you marry her or not should not bother you.

My sister please I'm happy that God saved your life. I really thank God for His saving grace. Don't mind my first post, I was just joking. That's [b]PLC [/b]for you.

Now you are back, we thank God for that but there must be thanksgiving in my church.

@Poster,
Na you be that in your profile? If you bite person na trouble o.

@Riskie,

أنت تعني نحن لا [جتّينغ]

Meaning: Do you mean we are not getting it?ه

Look at people quarreling among themselves.

Thread is: "If Your Wife Doesn't Want You Anymore." To some, it has taken place.

Four friends were going and one of them said "what if I see 5million Naira, I will take 3 million and give three of you 2million naira to share." The other three said" for wetin kwan, how only you will take 3 million naira and give us 2 million naira." From there they started fighting. Hope nothing different here.

ش سليم بالاحباط ، قد يكون يو اي وجبة اليوم

Ready for any meal, people

The fifth does matter to me and at times I wonder why women could be problem. My Mum is no problem to my Dad and my sister is no problem to her husband. Though, the fifth may be correct going from Nairaland girls posts. In fact, the engineering calculation works well on Nairaland girls. They are really big problem(s). My reasons are many.

I will wait but why did she accept me at first place? When my koboko pose for action, she go tellam wait after marriage? The Koboko wey wan tear road by force no fit hear that kind wait. Just think of it. If she doesn't want to give it to me let her go. No need of blocking other girls for me.

She wants the guy to wait till they get married? But, is the guy free to get the show from other girls without her getting angry? That's another question. As for me I will wait but she don't have to complain when I meet other girls.

@Poster,

Don't mind them, God Dey!