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How can someone ask such question!?? *hiss*

ROTFLMAO!! WHAT AN AJEPAKO STORY NELLA!! 

I am more in the middle

Stevie

cute

Maybe many many yrs ago
_{we fight 2 make up right?}




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Now it's really your B-day,




Check in your left pocket for the keys

EJJJJJJJOY YOUR DAY OOO

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lmao!!!!!

Nella:
Nigeria sef,

soo now na slim girls come dey in fashion abi ?? Gosh, I remember when I was in Nigeria as a kid and I was as thin as a broom stick, I was called all those names 4rom " Lekpa shandy" to Agbani Darego -- and was asked several times if I didn't eat. lol, so there I was forcing my self and trying to add weight at all cost, although for some reason all my efforts backfired _{maybe because I ate too much fruit thinking sweet things made u gain weight} lol, But I remember a fat person got plenty of compliments.

Something like this : ------- u will see someone who technically speaking, has a very high level of cholesterol and 4 d same reason is very unhealthy, making her look fat\big, name : Grace

Neighbour : Chei Grace, na wa oo, wetin u dey eat nowadays?? -- see as u just dey fat!"
Grace ( now smiling at such compliment) : nothing ooo na God handwork,

----- Just Imagine! lol,
And then u have someone like me, who is as thin as a broomstick
-- I'm passing my own oo, not minding anybody, but yet dey would call me just to say d same thing they've said to me 300 times before all over again!

Neighbour : Chei this pikin come here,
-- I go
Neighbour : your mother day?
Me: answers yes or no
Neighbour : ah ok, ok,_{surveys me up and down} . . . come u sure sayy them no dey starve u 4 that house soo?? -- This one when u just dey dry everyday like this, na wetin dey happen??

Me: ( trying soo hard not to hit her with wht ever I was holding, and forcing a smile) : noo, no, I dey eat --- starts trying to walk away


Belive me before I walk two blocks futher, d same incident would happen all over again with one other yeye neighbour.


But all d same, I'm speaking of uninformed people.

@post

Nigeria is just like any other country, u have big people and u have slim people, there's no big deal, besides "man must wack!"

I had a similar expirience back then but not so much, lool,
ROTFLMAO!!

Not nice,

lol, lmao, don't worry.

Nella:
@ Topic

A balloon was thrown up from a roof\ ( left to float to the sky). Supposing that the distance of the balloon in meters, T minutes after it has been left to float to the sky is given as : D(T) = -0,02x^3 + x^3 + 7.

What is the maximum hight reached by the balloon? And at what instante did this occur?

I have come across something like that b4 still don't know exactly how to solve them. -------------- derivative??




C'mon people! post questions alreadddy!

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!
lmao!

Nella:
yes, you're correct, it's impossible all right,


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If F(x) = -4x^2 + 2x - 1

Find the derivative of F(x) -------- and find F(6)---- ( of the derivative)

derivative F(x) = -8x+2
F(6) of the derivative = -46 



Indicate which of the following functions doesn't have an inverse :

A(x) = 2x^3 +3

B(x) = 2\ x^2 + 1

C(x) = (x+2)\(3x-4)

ahahahhaahha lol! Happy married life jor, accept am, we r still waiting 4 ur children sha,

Nella:
Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?

Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.

Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?

Student: Yes, Sir.

Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?

Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir

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A lesson about blood flow and circulation

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."

lol! little Jonnies,

haha! lol, poor dad

:d

Ewwwwwww

What? I can't hear u!

alwayz funny man! lmao,

nice one

Timberlake

Sentence is a useful way of communicating,

I ban you 4rom Nl,

4, 8, 9

Wella"

here and there

haa Lol!

Hey, y'all, it used 2 be good there, but I heard that it's all messed up ----- don't know thou.


please does anyone attend there? And could u tell how it is? the people n all - too much court etc??- --- I'm planing to go to Abuja Uni but i don't know about
all this i'm hearing about it , lol -- 10x