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Nairaland / General / Please How Can I Restored My Backup From Google Server. by pleased(m): 11:09pm On May 11, 2017
Hello Nairaland, I don't know what is happening to my Google Account, I was unable to restored the Backup I have on my Google Account both My Contacts and Whatsapp Messages and this is not my first time backing up and restoring my data anytime I changed phones.

but I notice when I try restored my Whatsapp Messages it's telling me no backup found on this account but when I download Google Drive I saw all this backup there like (files, document, whatsapp backup, whatsapp images and video) but I can't restore them back.


Please help me what do u think I can do or how can I contact Google for this?


cc: lalasticlala...
Celebrities / Re: Emmanuella, Chimamanda Adichie Nominated For New African Women Awards. by pleased(m): 9:41am On Apr 12, 2017
great movement .

wait ooooooooo

so Emmanuella is now a women?

well wishes are the best .
Politics / Re: BBNaija: Abdulmumin Jibrin Predicted The Order Housemates Will Be Evicted by pleased(m): 11:39am On Apr 10, 2017
hmmmmmmm, no wonder, I reserved my comment......
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Reasons Efe May Win This 2017 Edition. by pleased(m): 6:14pm On Apr 09, 2017
hmmmmmm
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by pleased(m): 6:13pm On Apr 09, 2017
hmmmmmm
Phones / Re: WhatsApp Ending Support For BlackBerry, Nokia Symbian S60, Others by pleased(m): 8:56am On Jul 01, 2016
This is hillarious
Romance / Enter And Wish Your Loved One Happy New Month. by pleased(m): 12:46am On Jul 01, 2016
Always look forward towards your future. Fill your eyes and heart with motivation, Push yourself and boosts your capabilities to achieve what you want, May you will gain confidence and believe in
what you do, Wish you a happy Month.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Lifts Metal Trolley With His Teeth In Ikeja,lagos by pleased(m): 1:47pm On Jun 30, 2016
Kudos to Him.
Celebrities / Re: ADAKU, Lolo 1 Steps Out Looking Gorgeous by pleased(m): 6:11pm On Jun 29, 2016
coool picture
Politics / Re: I’m Ready To Go To Jail – Saraki by pleased(m): 6:02pm On Jun 27, 2016
gmmm
Politics / Re: Saraki-Ekweremadu Forgery: Senators Stand In Court As No Where To Sit by pleased(m): 11:35am On Jun 27, 2016
The Battle Line has just draw, Let the best team WIN.

Breaking New;

Messi Retired From International
Politics / Re: FG, States Spent N538bn On Ghost Workers In Five Years by pleased(m): 11:06pm On Jun 25, 2016
hmmm Ghost Workers indeed, may God help this Country.
Politics / Re: Arms Cash: EFCC Set To Invite Fayose’s Wife by pleased(m): 4:26am On Jun 23, 2016
Fayose now become a son orange that's affecting his Mother,which dem luck.
Education / Mouau Utme 2016/2017 Admission Iq Screening Exercise by pleased(m): 4:30pm On Jun 22, 2016
MOUAU UTME IQ SCREENING APPLICATION GUIDELINES

Eligibility: All candidates who scored 180 and above and made Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike first Choice are eligible.


Requirements: Beginning from Wednesday 22nd June, 2016, candidates are required to register
online for the IQ screening.

To register, candidates must proceed as follows: Note: Online Application closes by 11.59pm on the 15th of July 2016.

Kindly find the guideline below.
1. Visit www.mouau.edu.ng or
www.mouauportal.edu.ng

2. Click on the 2016/2017
Admission Screening banner

3. Enter a valid email address for records purposes

4. Input JAMB Registration no, this
lead you to the Remita payment
platform where a Remita Retrieval Reference(RRR) number is generated with which payment of N 2,000.00 can be made. Payment can be done by debit/credit card or by taking your RRR number to any bank nationwide and deposit cash.

Return to the site to continue registration.


5. Note: transaction charges apply
(P.S: if you encounter any challenges after payments, kindly
contact the University portal Office or send email to support@mouauportal.edu.ng )


6. Register by filling a form online
and selecting proposed
Department and other requisite
details.


7. Upload either WAEC/NECO/NABTEB
results or any other result that
qualifies you for the screening
exercise. Enter Awaiting result if
no results are ready for upload or
if taken in the current year.
Upload a current coloured
passport photograph.

Note: Some fields are pre-filled
and cannot be changed


8. Fill the form, submit and take
print out after executing the
Submit button. System sends a
copy of submitted forms to your
email for records.


9. Come for the IQ Screening with
the following materials.

i. Print out of filled form as this
contains candidate’s unique
exam number and shows as
an evidence that candidate
has registered for the exams.

ii. One coloured copy of your
JAMB photo page ( Original )

iii. WAEC/NECO/NABTEB Result
( Photocopy )

iv. Writing Materials (pencil,
eraser…) Note : Mobile phones and other devices will not be
allowed.

Signed,
Registrar
Business / Re: Is This Right Or Wrong About Most Nigeria Banks? by pleased(m): 7:18am On Jun 21, 2016
No need for argument, go to the Bank ask them about the charges and they enlighten you, and if you were not pleased then ask them to Stop it.

But for me i don't think dey charged for Birthday or any ceremonies messages dey sent to u, it is jst d way to value and appreciate there customers.

My Opinion Thou.
Science/Technology / Re: Ogun River In Kara Did Not Actually Dry Up. This Is What Happened! by pleased(m): 9:26pm On Jun 20, 2016
hmmmm
Education / Re: Why Post Utme MUST Be Scrapped Completely (5 Reasons) by pleased(m): 5:24pm On Jun 20, 2016
hmmmm, Yes this Illegal things must be Scrap.
Politics / Re: Fayose Says FG Plots To Impeach Him by pleased(m): 7:50am On Jun 20, 2016
Hmmmmmmm , this idiot again?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Raids Musiliu Obanikoro’s Homes In Ikoyi, Lagos (photo) by pleased(m): 9:35am On Jun 15, 2016
hnnnnnnn
Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by pleased(m): 10:28pm On Jun 07, 2016
Nice story, May God continue to increase your knowledge and understanding, Lovely story, keep it up, one day, one day u shall get to the TOP.
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of A HUSTLER. by pleased(m): 8:24am On Jun 03, 2016
what a lovely and nice write-up. keep it up bros, and i wishes u d best of best.
Romance / Re: by pleased(m): 11:17pm On May 31, 2016
iLegend:


NEXT


iLegend.

@iLegend my own is different.

Am a friendly person, so Nice, kind and Caring that Ladies use to say it in my present and also make dem to like me. I But i hav one issue wit ladies. After some hav admire and like me anytime i try to ask dem out or Woo dem them there Answer always NO, is it because i play too much wit dem or what?

And Dis make me to b single since 2011 till date, now am in higher institution bt still d same, in sch i use to go around all d classes to pass information and dis make pple to like me & it also make me to Popular, anytime i went to pass info. some wil b d first person to ask of my number bt anytime i woo dem it always NO & also dey don't take me serious is it because am too playing wit dem. And dis make me to hav a low esteemed and its a burden to me seeing pple dat are younger dan me, pple Dat am better off dan dem to some extent having GF, while girls turning me down.

1. So one of my friend now gave me one ND1 student , he has already talk to her my own is jst to see d girl & talk beta but wen i talk wit d girl she started doin maybe i talk as a gentle man & also carry love for head. So it takes a week wit calls & msg bfor she do normal.

Afta 1 or 2 weeks we went for Break, during d break i wil call, msg, send card to her bt she won't call me wit d card i sent to her she will either flash.

After resumption i call her dat we nid to talk bt she always give excuses & later told me dat we should b friend & i love dis girl.


2. I meet dis girl on campus, i ask of her number, she said she doesn't kwn it off head, so i gave her my number & tel her to call me. To my surprise bfor 1hour hav seen 5missed calls on my fone, i don't call back, bfor evening she call i don't pick it so i decided to cal her in d evening we talked but in our conversation she shows someone dat hav interest already witout telling her my mind.

To b short we are now Together, but i act as someone dat is desperate for love to her, i care, so soft to her, i calls, msg day & nite. Am doing dis as to see me as d best caring person ( thought i don't pretend but dat is me). Now she started behave somehow now.

Pls how can i make girls come after me?

How can i b bad?

Is it not good to be caring, nice, kind and straight forward to girls? Cos i kwn girls like bad person & see we dat nice, kind, gentle as bored or Mugu.


What's d best way to start with girl? Friend or u jst woo dem direct

How can i Handle Girls?

How can i solve my problem.

And also give me some OT (hope u understand)

And this always burden me alot, girls don't take me serious anytime i approach dem, there are many more like dat but i don't like written i prefer Oral and i wil b glad if u can give me ur number and i call u den we talk better.

Thanks In Advanced.
Business / Re: Businesses That Can thrive In Nigeria Despite The Bad Economy by pleased(m): 7:01am On May 31, 2016
Sugar Daddy and Sugar Mummy Business.
Education / Re: 5 Types Of People You'll Find In A Student Hostel by pleased(m): 3:13pm On May 30, 2016
hmmmmmmmm

6. The Homosexual Crew

7. The Broken Crew

8. The Bad Nigga Crew
Education / Re: MOUA, Umudike Is The Best School In the East, My Opinion. See Why by pleased(m): 2:43pm On May 29, 2016
ibnchokomah:
Trust me anyone who doesn't get admitted into that school is either unintelligent or the witches for Im side strong. The school admits anyone.
As for you Op.. I'll pretend like I didn't see this thing you posted. Mouau ko

really i score 197 in my Jamb, and i want to studies Economic, is my admission sure or i should not bother to obtain there form?
Webmasters / Re: Blogging Tips: How To Make A Widget Visible In Mobile View by pleased(m): 6:45am On May 29, 2016
hmmmmmmmmm, it was cool, hope dey understand it.
Phones / The New Best MTN Tariff Called MTN Pulse And How To Migrate. by pleased(m): 11:28am On May 25, 2016
DESCRIPTION


When we talk about mouthwatering services like cheap data, cheap call rates and other cool benefits MTN Nigeria
cannot be left out.

With MTN Nigeria making calls just got easier with the all “NEW MTN PULSE”.


MTN Pulse is the trendiest data service that supports the youthful lifestyle and pop culture. With just NGN10 daily you enjoy FLAT rate of 11kobo/sec for calls across all local Networks in Nigeria with the all new MTN PULSE tariff plan.


If you ask yourself a question,can I be part of the MTN PULSE family the answer is yes because all MTN Prepaid customers can migrate to MTN Pulse tariff plan.


If you are already on the MTN pulse you still need to migrate to enjoy the discounted call rates and other offers.


Here are the following reasons why you need to migrate to the new MTN pulse:

1. Flat rate of 11kobo/sec for calls across all local Networks after spending NGN10 daily.

2. Music streaming on Music+ at N10/day

3. Happy Hour night browsing at N25/day

4. 100% data bonus on purchase of 500MB weekly bundle Data bonus on recharge

5. Plus other life-enriching products and services from MTN


To migrate to the MTN Pulse all you have to do is to text 406 to 131 or Dial *406*1#, migrating to the MTN pulse is free so you wont be charged.


You can also go in and out as you want you will not be charged.


Another interesting thing about the MTN pulse is that you will not be charged the daily fee as soon as you migrate to MTN Pulse.


How do you enjoy discounted calls, its as simple as riding a bike. After you have migrated to the MTN pulse and you make your first call,you will be charged at 20k/sec for National calls, each minutes spent will be accumulated.

As you continue to make more calls and you spend up to N10 you will be charged 11kobo/sec and it will be for the rest of the day until
11:59pm.


This continues every day as long as you use the required daily amount of N10 then your calls will drop to 11 kobo/sec.

In other word you decide to migrate out of the Pulse plan without spending up to the daily amount all your accumulated point will be cleared.


When you migrate back to MTN pulse tariff plan the system begins to accumulate your point again, just in case you decide to migrate to another prepaid plan after spending the required fee, your calls will be charged based on the call rate of that tariff plan.


For national voice calls and International calls you will only enjoy the discount on MTN to MTN calls and MTN to other networks.


If you also have it mind to activate happy hour bundle while you are also on the MTN pulse plan that may not be possible, if you want to subscribe for the happy hour you are required to send Night to 131 and the subscription fee of N25 will be deducted from you balance.


The benefits you enjoy when you activate the happy hour bundle are the Free Night Browsing between 12am to 4am daily.


Have it at the back of your mind that your subscription will not be renewed automatically.

You will need to subscribe daily to enjoy the free night browsing.


For music lovers,if you want to subscribe for the MUSIC + you are required to send M to 5900 remember its not free you will be charged N10 and it is valid for just 1 day after that you will be required to subscribe to the weekly or monthly plan to continue enjoying the service.


For data lovers if you want to subscribe for the 500MB weekly bundle plan all you have to do it to send 103 to 131 or by dialing *406*2*2#,N500 will be deducted from your balance and you will receive 1GB in your account valid for 7 days.


To check your bundle balance send 2 to 131 or by dial *131*4#.


If you decide to subscribe for another 500MB plan while your subscription is still on your new data bundle will be added to the old bundle and the expiring date will also be extended.


Another cool bonus you get on the MTN pulse is when you recharge, if you recharge N100 you get 10MB free, if you recharge N200 you get 20MB free.

All these can be achieved only on your first recharge of the week and it is valid for 1 day.

To view the bundle,simply dial *556#.

Take a look at the tariff plan below:

1. Migration: To migrate you Dial
*406*1# or text 406 to 131.

2. Daily Fee: N10.

3. Calls to MTN Numbers:11 kobo per second (AFTER DAILY FEE).

4. Calls to other networks:11 kobo per second (AFTER DAILY FEE).

5. Happy Hour Bundles:Happy Hour bundle at N25.

6. Music Plus: Music streaming on MTN Music+ service at N10.

7. Weekly Bundle: 100% data bonus on purchase of 500MB weekly bundle.

8. Bonus on recharge: ₦100 recharge you get 10MB or ₦200 you get 20MB, the higher the amout the higher the data. first recharge of the week.
Politics / Re: FG Introduces Automated Payment Of Salaries, Allowances by pleased(m): 10:15pm On May 24, 2016
hmmmmm, it is a well come development, if it going to be implement also reduce d ghost workers if bio-mentory will also be intoduced.

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Romance / What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Having Sex During Pregnancy? by pleased(m): 10:12pm On May 24, 2016
Hallo mums in the house, please is it true that when you are pregnant and dont practice regular sex, then it is difficult to deliver naturally?
Health / Want To Know How To Make Your Dick Bigger? Here’s The Top 3 Ways! by pleased(m): 9:45pm On May 24, 2016
Hey Guys!…


So the advancement of technology has helped several companies launch new and improved products that can help men like you who are searching for effective ways to make your dick bigger.


These products are better, safer, and more effective when compared to the products used by previous generations. Also, there are so many choices available in the marketplace, that it becomes tough to choose the best product.


But before buying a product, you must be aware of its strengths and weakness, as it will help you choose a product that meets your needs. If you want to find out how to enlarge your penis naturally, here are details of some natural penis enlargement products and a rundown of their
benefits and drawbacks.


Penis Enlargement Pills


Most manufacturers use natural supplements to make penis enlargement pills.

These pills increase the blood flow to the penis during arousal, which results in a harder erection.

However, these pills usually don’t increase the penis size when it is in a flaccid state. Since most pills are not certified by the FDA, you must take these pills only after consulting your doctor.


Advantages of Penis Enlargement Pills

1. Increases sexual desire Less invasive when compared to other penis enlargement

2. methods like penis pumps, penis stretchers, penile surgery or any other surgical procedure

3. Increases control over ejaculation

4. Stronger Erection



Disadvantages of Penis Enlargement Pills

1. Some of the herbs used to make
these pills can cause permanent damage to the body.

2. The benefits of these pills are
temporary and the erection size
usually shrinks once you stop taking these pills.

3. May cause health problems like
hearing impairment, erectile dysfunction, irregular heartbeat,
insomnia, and vision problems.

4. May require diet changes or massage services to accelerate growth.


4. Users of these pills may have to take a combination of herbs to find something that is effective.




Penis Pumps


The pump works by drawing out the air surrounding the penis and then increasing the blood flow to the penis.

This helps in making the erection harder and stronger. When you use these cylindrical pumps, it stretches the penis muscles and tissues which help in increasing the length and girth of the penis.


However, the effect of this pump is only temporary.



Advantages Of Using Penis Pumps


1. Very easy to use

2. Has limited side effects

3. It can also be used to cure erectile dysfunction


4. Helps in making penis muscles
stronger



Disadvantages of using Pumps


1. Can cause some discomfort

2. Many cause bruises and pain
when it is used wrongly

3. Relentless use of the pump can cause permanent damage to the penis.

4. Some users, who use pumps for a prolonged period, may experience a feeling of numbness
around the penis.



Penis Enlargement Exercise



If you are looking for a solution that can produce permanent results, you must try penis enlargement exercises.


These exercises will not only increase the girth and length of the penis but also help in getting
stronger erection.

These exercises are easy to perform and don’t take much time. Also, they are inexpensive when compared to other natural methods



Advantages of Penis Enlargements Exercises


1. Increases the amount of semen
released during ejaculation

2. Can improve the curvature of the penis

3. Helps in improving sexual performance and control

4. Increases the ability to keep the
erection longer and harder

5. Safest method of penis
enlargement



Disadvantages of Penis
Enlargements Exercises



1. Certain excercises can take
several months to get results

2. The benefits of exercise is not
same for all individuals

3. Success of these exercises
depend on the patience and
perseverance of the person


NOTE: All the three methods given in the article can help you in achieving your objective.


Some natural methods like pills and pumps can have side effects. Therefore, it is important that you check with your doctor before selecting a method.


Also, make sure you get professional help when you use pump or when you do penis enlargement exercises.


These methods can do permanent damage to the penis if they are not done properly.

Good Luck...............................................................

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