NwaEje:



Man, I just don't understand what that feeling is. Can't believe I did all that.....

binarymachine:
The bro code are a set of unwritten rules that govern any group of Male friends and ensures to keep their friendship well coordinated and bonded. It contains a number of dos and don’ts they must adhere to in order to strengthen their bonds and keep the Bromance going.

Breaking the bro code is tantamount to betrayal and bro-treason. There are almost a hundred of the bro rules, however we will be talking about 7 most important ones that should never be broken even by mistake.

1. Bros Over Lady: Since Bromance is lot more important and sacred than any lady, it is considered a crime to place, value or protect a lady before a bro. A hoe here would mean a woman who is neither a bro’s wife, sister or mother. Bros most never let a lady come inbetween them or cause them to fight each other. If a lady tries to do this, she has to be dropped for the bromance to keep flying.

2. A Bro Must Forever Remain Loyal: This is one of the most important rules of the bro code. At all times and in all situations, a bro must always remain loyal and protect other bros. If a bro’s girlfriend calls to ask where he was the previous night, you have to accept he was with you even if you haven’t seen him in three months. When a bro tells you a secret, it should go with you to your grave, no mistakes!

3. Never Date A Bro’s Ex Without His Permission: This one is a very sensitive one but can come fair in certain situations, especially when it’s been years after the breakup and your friend was never really into the girl. Which ever way it is, nothing should ever go down without first asking your friend, even if it’s been ten years. Anything short of this is breaking the bro code. Besides It shows respect and etiquette.

4. You Are Honour Bound To tell A Bro If His Girl Is Cheating On Him: It might no be easy, especially if your friend is so much in love with the girl. Sometimes you have to thread with caution, however it is still your duty to let your friend know he is being played, knowing and keeping it away from him is breaking the bro code. Put yourself in his shoes, even if you love a girl so much, if she was cheating on you and a bro knows and doesn’t tell you how would you feel?

5. A Bro’s Biological Sisters, Mother And Girlfriend Are Off Limits: This one is very clear and simple, you are never allowed to hit on your friend’s sisters, mother and girlfriend or have anything sexual to do with them, it is forbidden! Distant cousins are allowed though but a bro lust keep their sexual details and exploits to himself.

6. A Bro Must Be A Man And Honour His Family: Yes at all times a bro must be up and doing, man up to responsibilities and take care of his family. Fend for his wife and kids if any, honour his parents and respects his sisters. A bro is allowed to spend quality time with his loved ones and failing to do so could get him castigated by his bros.

7. A Bro Shall Always Protect His Bros: At all times you must step in for your friends when they need you. Step in for a bro who is about to get trashed by a lady, protect a bro from an over bearing female friend, when introducing a bro to a lady, use the best descriptions ever. If two bros ever fall for the same girl, the one with the longest dry spell is given priority and when a bro scores a lady, help him with a condom for protection, if he does not have one.

Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/06/13/7-most-important-bro-codes-every-guy-should-never-break/

Danielfx:
No doubt I had doubt if her love was genuine. I have asked myself just how to get the truth out of her head. She came with tales of love, always making me feel like a king. Yes, she told me she thinks about me every seconds and how scared she becomes thinking of losing me.

This relationship started barely a month ago. We started as friends and eventually she became my girl. She was intrigued with tales of my ex and how hopelessly i drowned in love with my ex, how my ex gave me the shove of my life and how i wanted someone to change my obsession.

Then she came, she acted well but the connection just wasn't there but i had to play along and for the first time in my life, i felt what responsibility is, all her expenses became mine and she barely said no to anything i thrilled her to (do you want ice cream ? Yes... Do you want apple ? Yes..).

I became worried because she was a liability, always taking and never giving. She couldn't advise me in the simplest of assumed situations and making love to her doesn't excite me that much because i barely feel the thrust during sex... She lacked bedmathics and financial management. So, obviously she offered nothing.

So I called my friend and confidante to advise me about her, Afterall i was becoming unhappy each passing day with her. He told me to test her, "simply refrain from giving her a dime for now...."

I went to her place and after our usual boring moments i left without giving her money (I usually give her money). I arrived home and settled down to reminisce about the day, just then i realised she didn't call me. Oh no, she always put the call first so what could have been wrong. I texted her, thanking her for the moment we spent talking that evening and finally she called. We spoke for few minutes and bamn, she told me she wants to get busy with her chores, okay. The minute went bye, an hour, 24 hours, a day and few hours and still no call...

Why should i put the call Afterall, i offered her what most guys wouldn't and the only and one thing she had to do is call me to atleast say "Danielfx i miss you...."

Well, i learnt a funny lesson. She ain't loyal....

xreal:
Why he no go propose?

He don see fresh skin. Check out her legs.


I have some questions.

Is Akwa Ibom airport really an international airport?

U.S flight?

Abi the girl first land for Lagos con enter another local flight to uyo?

kay29000:
I still ain't buying this story about her having a baby. Nothing like that on her Instagram page, and I never saw one pic of her with a baby bump over the months...and she posts pics of herself constantly.

realbenneth:



Oko, Anambra State, Nigeria.

The management of Federal Polytechnic Oko Anambra State has issued a statement through the examination committee prohibiting its female students from wearing trousers and the male students from keeping beard, afro or grown hair during the examination.
In what seems to be move to ensure absolute compliance to directives , the School's Anti -cult unit has been mandated to prevent defaulting students from accessing the examination halls.

Reacting to the new development, a student from Department of Mass communication who identified himself as Ikenna described the move as "senseless, oppressive and uncalled for". He further described the new management of the polytechnic and in fact some of the lecturers as agents of oppression. In his words "I don't know what the new acting Rector wants to turn the school into. I don't know if they wants to turn this higher institution into a secondary school? About a month ago one of the lecturers slapped the SUG president for just no cause. They even once mandated everyone to wear the school polo or departmental polo to the examination centers especially at Mass com exam center but the SUG gave it a fight"

Reacting to the issue Chidimma, an ND2 female student from Office Technology department advised that the actions of some of the lecturers and even the anti cult should be checkmated.
"Here is like a jungle were the lecturers and the anti cult are gods. A lecturers will force you to buy his half baked textbooks at exorbitant prices, some will even slap you and threaten you with carryover if you dare ask for your rights. The anti cult once you get reported to them, pounce on the student without questioning. The government should look into the abuse of power going on here."


The Students' union Government of Federal Polytechnic Oko is yet to react on the matter.

tygaweezy: guys i've heard 3 pipo say daht mtn bis z nw workin again...... sumbdy shud check nd tell us abeg,wud av done daht buh i jux subscribed ma airtel... hehe

jude33084:


plz did u try it today?

mikelreal: check ur crdt. and dial *559#

tygaweezy: [/quote]
Not sure again cos it has stop! [quote author=tygaweezy]

pweety_tonie: I hope the woman has learnt judo and karate...no be to the smile shine teeth when war go start u've gat to be ready

Nosu: When u na don carry death sentence, e na eyes go clear. M.U.M.U, wey believe say e wise.