₦airaland Forum

calabardick:
..."Illiterates in uniform", what a brilliant way of defining them

Hei, bro if I catch you, I'll use barton to hit your brokos

......it's spelled baton smarty pants

What route would Nigeria have taken if it had zero crude?

Hahahahaha

F*ck all that mainstream sh*t, check out Bulletstorm

Compared to other sub Saharan countries, I'd have to side with the VP on that argument, but that doesn't mask the fact that they have a very loose grip on the basic values of poilcing and law enforcement, and by extension they have a long way to go in truly fulfilling their core professional duties of 'serving and protecting', not to mention their use of dated equipment and weapons that look like tools I'd use to plant yams in my backyard...

Employ me.

It's spelt 'gorgeous'...

Ladies, be very careful who you let put the ring on you, and Men, grow up before you put woman for house

And what about the promiscuous wife?

Na for una na, cockroach no dey disturb una for house na why una don reason go where I'm milk dey, for us wey dey Naija wey cockroach don become 'kill on sight' phenomenon like armed robbers in Aba market, we'd stick to cow milk, or pig milk, or whatever milk it is we're drinking now, we for reason that buffalo milk sha, doesn't sound half bad

cao:
I was down for GOW before the E3 gameplay, now I'm just waiting a bit. It's seems a big change from single player hack and slash to single player father & son co-op, I'll wait to see more.

Skyrim influence and RPG elements are too heavy, it might fall the traditional GOW fans' balls and reviews might be mixed

Lahouaiej-Bouhlel, the first name I've seen that has every single vowel in the English alphabet lined up against each other uninterrupted, how you go eve keep your mouth to call am? no wonder him wife leave am run comot, to drink paracetamol for mouth pain don tire am

All the men were married

she dey even carve am, chai

Tssssw, unemployment rate sha

Over 50 years and the Nigerian police are still ineffective and everyday national security threats are on the increase, the introduction of the state police system is one move that should've been advocated a long long time ago, we can't keep doing the same thing over and over and be expecting different results

It's not math, it's common sense, the Balance is the amount left after a particular expenditure, you don't get the initial total amount before spending by adding your balances.

To check that every single naira you came out with is accounted for you check your expenses.

Take for instance if you had N5, and you spend N1, you'd get N4 as your balance, subtract another N1 from N4, you'd get N3 as your balance, adding those two balances alone would give you N7 which is more than N5, Capisce?

Have the blackwater troops finished tackling the Jihad and the Isis rendering people's lives and property useless in the lands they were sent to? Does he even know the amount of war crimes the blackwater mercenaries have perpetrated? Does he think it's 'peace keeping' and 'doing the job' they are really after? And for that amount of money? He's really a dullard, I thought you took a stand against importation and encouraged #MadeinNigeria, wetin come happen? Lmao, God help us

Pls for those that didn't receive mails, do well to check at the police headquarters of your state of origin for your names or call someone to do that for you if you aren't close . Not every successful candidate received a mail.

Seems only candidates from states starting with 'A' have received invitation mails, I wouldn't know better, but the rest of us should be patient, I believe more mails would roll in today.

steveneche:
I sit n i think about this question everyday.. Can someone who understand the system answer me pls

Yes you guys will, and you otondos will also be paid in full (12 months), sounds good right?. All the best

Slymkillian:
specialist cadre

Alright, that explains it I guess

ehisdan:
No email, No SMS yet 9days to go. I've not gotten guarantors, I wanted to wait for the email or SMS before getting a guarantor but as the case is now it seems there is fire on the mountain.

Bro, there isn't any fire on the mountain, just be patient..and I'd start making arrangements to sign my guarantors form if I were you.

Slymkillian:
25th may 2016 @exactly 11;30am

Whoa, strange, did you apply for the general duty or specialist cadre?

Yeah, what the guy above said, the game is around 2gb in size from the playstore and you'll also need a strong GPU and an equally strong processor in order for it to run smoothly

#GlobalCooling

I Will make the Naira equal in value to the Dollar..... I will make Nigeria the Envy of the world I will make white people to start eating swallow... Smh niggas will say anything to get that seat tho..

Hoho I'm a bit of no. 1 but I'm sooo no. 4

no kidding,ever since i dropped my 'droid and started using my moms old shitty nokia 6120 with a crappy battery and an os thats posessed by a very dutiful virus, i've become a lot smarter, now i dont always forget what i was came out to do everytime i go outside my gate

you have an LG G2 32gb black?

is it still available?