₦airaland Forum

StewPid and useless SPURS. What happened to the millions invested on players?

Some aliens (in Mars) even know d track name: ''DO ME'' by p-square.

ckkris: Name that LECTURER!

you get eye?

Is it that difficult to win souls in Islam to an extent that they hav to pay converts money? Damn! My church wins nothing less than 30 souls per sunday for free.

Italiano1: I dont really know why you or anyone is surprised at such an utterance by this imbecilic president. In the last Presidential chat, Jonathan publicly stated that corruption is not a problem in Nigeria and its effects are largely exaggerated.

Jonamoron is an inept, daft and incompetent leader.

you better show some respect to d president!! If u want positive changes come 2015,vote in a credible person and stop collecting Indomie in exchange for a vote.

When this strike is over,students should embark on a new one to demand things like:
1. No leturer must miss lectures hence-forth,
2. One student per room in hostels,
3. Projectors n Split A/Cs in lecture halls,
4. Free writing materials b4 every exams(maths set,etc),
5. Immediate release of results after exams,
6. Brand new BMW bullet proof buses(if there's any) for student transportatn(no more aluta/moluwe buses),
7. Mini laptops for every student(this will promote researches in sch),
8. Improved lecturers-students relationship in campuses

* Or else,this strike should contd*
NB: the above list is not exhaustive.

chimex38: I dont understand

Go for medical check up

On behalf of Man Utd,i congratulate Arsenal for a hard earned victory tonight. We await ur visit to OLD TRAFORD,ur slaughter house. Till then............David Moyes

Hmm,that means my brand new spare tyre will last 8yrs because its yet to b used(since march 2013)

Nigerians just love Ghana i guess.
*dusting my ghana must go bag*

Girls,girls,girls!!!
They r the real problem we have today. From Eve to STEALER Odua,etc...why una no wan change haba?

Rubbyy: pls guys in Abuja, Can u give us update of what is happening there?

Nna men,no eclipse for hia o

nwadaigbo: this reporter is a nitwit. When did portharcourt become a southeastern state. Calling a dog bad name to kill it. Bloody Dullard.

shey u get d gist na? e no matter weather na south south or south east,d main thing happen for p/harcourt. Simple!!

Soyedele1: I REP LAUTECH(The Best state University in Nigeria)

which agency rate am? My friend u better go wash plate!!

English na by force?

Simple warning and d zombie pilot ignored!! Idiot.
*spits on d floor*

Man utd whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

''...after October 2,.... we shall not guarantee supply of electricity in the country''.
Who cares?

“In Nigeria, where police forces are notoriously corrupt.......
who gave you the guts to write about our security forces in such a manner? shey no be British citizen?

Lt col Sagir(JTF commdr) addressd d press and briefed us on Shekau's death. Shekau should also b bold and confident enough to organise a press conference n tell us he's alive and stop sending video clips,na there we go know who be who for Naija. R.I.Pieces shekau.

spartanian: What about University of Abuja Teaching Hospital, Gwagwalada?

More or less a mortuary. Though large,affordable,with unserious staff,this hospital deserves to make d list.

Have u all eaten today?

alala dakosta: abeg who get sarin gas make he give me small, i wan kill some rat for my kitchen.

the small one wey remain na em i use finish d mosquitoes for ma house.

Who cares? Mtchewwwwwww!!

I just want to watch Fellani in action...

Copy-cats. Toyota's own is ready!

Thunder fire both ASUU and FG!!

Abeg what's d normal guage for most tires? My auto manufacturer's manual don lost

NTA : 9 o'clock News.

ayodeji752: Dis man is very stupid. He thinks nigerians are fools? How are they spending d millions they collect frm students every session?

i tire o...