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Nigeria is unique in very many ways and if you work in an office, you could easily identify the following three categories of workers;

1. The Wheel Barrow staff:
These are the push and move members of staff. They work only when "Oga" is around. They needed to be reminded of what to do at all times.
In fact these class of workers hardly use their initiative and are hardly innovative hence, they win the Title; "Wheel Barrow". When you push them, they move when you stop pushing, they stop going.

2. The Eye service Group;
These are another group related to the first group. The difference is that they work real hard to be noticed by their boss. When the boss is not around, their productivity is very, very low. Unfortunately, these group get promotion and salary increment easily because we all love sycophancy. They literally worship their boss. That is the dream of every boss; they carry his bag, polish his shoe, clean the table and do whatever the boss ask them to do. When the boss is not around, they call him "USELESS MAN"

3. Open minded group
These group have passion for their job and very productive. they don't work to impress, they only work to satisfy their conscience. If you work under them, you would like the job. They might not easily get promotion but they are the happiest members of staff. They do their work without any grudge or complaints.

Not exclusive; kindly add your own

...and the list goes on.add please

The man in the middle is not Buhari oooo.

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Leviticus 19:28

New International Version
"'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.

New Living Translation
"Do not cut your bodies for the dead, and do not mark your skin with tattoos. I am the LORD.

English Standard Version
You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the LORD.

New American Standard Bible
'You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD.

King James Bible
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Holman Christian Standard Bible
You are not to make gashes on your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves; I am Yahweh."

International Standard Version
"You are not to make incisions in your flesh on account of the dead nor submit to cuts or tattoos. I am the LORD.

NET Bible
You must not slash your body for a dead person or incise a tattoo on yourself. I am the LORD.

New Heart English Bible
"'You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you. I am the LORD.

GOD'S WORD® Translation
Never slash your body to mourn the dead, and never get a tattoo. I am the LORD.

JPS Tanakh 1917
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor imprint any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

New American Standard 1977
‘You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead, nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD.

Jubilee Bible 2000
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you. I am the LORD.

King James 2000 Bible
You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

American King James Version
You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks on you: I am the LORD.

American Standard Version
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am Jehovah.

Douay-Rheims Bible
You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh, for the dead, neither shall you make in yourselves any figures or marks: I am the Lord.

Darby Bible Translation
And cuttings for a dead person shall ye not make in your flesh, nor put any tattoo writing upon you: I am Jehovah.

English Revised Version
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Webster's Bible Translation
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

World English Bible
"'You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you. I am Yahweh.

Young's Literal Translation
And a cutting for the soul ye do not put in your flesh; and a writing, a cross-mark, ye do not put on you; I am Jehovah.

IgboAmakaa:
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Men DAT beat women are no men

They are MEEE an euphemism for a goat in Yoruba,a Nigerian Native Language

Nigeria is unique in very many ways and if you work in an office, you could easily identify the following three categories of workers;

1. The Wheel Barrow staff:
These are the push and move members of staff. They work only when "Oga" is around. They needed to be reminded of what to do at all times.
In fact these class of workers hardly use their initiative and are hardly innovative hence, they win the Title; "Wheel Barrow". When you push them, they move when you stop pushing, they stop going.

2. The Eye service Group;
These are another group related to the first group. The difference is that they work real hard to be noticed by their boss. When the boss is not around, their productivity is very, very low. Unfortunately, these group get promotion and salary increment easily because we all love sycophancy. They literally worship their boss. That is the dream of every boss; they carry his bag, polish his shoe, clean the table and do whatever the boss ask them to do. When the boss is not around, they call him "USELESS MAN"

3. Open minded group
These group have passion for their job and very productive. they don't work to impress, they only work to satisfy their conscience. If you work under them, you would like the job. They might not easily get promotion but they are the happiest members of staff. They do their work without any grudge or complaints.

Not exclusive; kindly add your own

Lovely people. How many major tribes are there in Ethiopia.
I would like to know them by name. In Nigeria, we have predominantly Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba; in Rwanda, Hutu and Tutsi etc.
Kindly reply if you know.

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Until recently, I keep wondering the standard they use to measure Most beautiful girl until cucumber saga gave me a clue.
The last time I checked, beauty lies in the eyes of beholders
Good morning mates and have a great day.
FTC

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More offering for baba G.O.
More poverty for tithe payers. All in the mighty name of Jesus.
I know many people would not like my comment because Nigeria is full of hypocrites.
FTC.

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All I see is another BABY MAMA.
FTC

sunnyside16:
Expatriate taking jobs in Nigeria since 1914

Nigerian Breweries is a Multi national corporation based in the Netherlands.

Follow either of the following:
[b]A)[/b]Its better you wake up early in the morning. Get to Berger around 5:30 or there about. You will see bus heading straight to Victoria island. Join them (either to Eko Hotel or Odeku). Alight at Marketing after Falomo Bridge and cross to GTB Head Quarters side of the road and join another bus going to Lekki. NB. this is the best way to go.
[b]B)[/b]If you want to leave after about six when VI buses are not available take BRT, drop at CMS, there you will see Lekki. follow it and remember to say thank you to "point blank".

Good morning,
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The greatest crime you could commit against a woman is to rape her. If you understand the sexual make up of a woman, you would see that any man that commit this type of crime should be sentenced to life imprisonment at least! My heart goes out to her.

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NEMESIS CHAPTER 1vs1: Every charitable or uncharitable attitude is a boomerang.
Book that has been in circulation on NL platform since 19th Century CE.

WHEHDONE SIR.
NAIRALAND 2017 UPDATE;
JANUARY.... 80% OF NEWS MMM.
FEBRUARY....TILL DATE 95% OF FP BBN. WETIN DEY HAPPEN?

What is the name of the street?

I Reside in Lagos, need a business to support my self.
Suggestions are appreciated and would be accepted.

Am interested ooo

missdashin:
what experience?

What kept you awake

Am interested. How do i contact you.
That's why I like Nairaland

We have heard you. we do not need memo.
Reality of hardship is staring on our faces everyday.
Enjoy your loot