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na buhari cause all this.

generation xyz. how do expect me to respect you when all you got are lumps and six packs that will one day go flabby.

Other names are. 'toyota big for nothing'
evil spirit
spider
keke
okada
big nyash
end of discussion
discussion continue
machin , akpati, molue.
eke nwe ofia. ride, big boss, baby boy, okwu oto ekene eze

NO. WHO SO EVER TELL YOU THAT THE FOURTH COMMANDMENT WAS ABOLISHED IS A BIBLE ILLITRATE.

There is no doubt that you have heard one 'baptismal' name of some vehecles in Nigeria. Some are funny some are just killers while others are a summary of what the car has turned out to be. from the first time i heard the name voxwagen beetles back in the days, i never stop to wonder why we prefer such names. below are some of the names if heard poeple call vehecles. i dont know it all so i invite you to add yours and it will be good if you add with pix if you have any. eg
1. golf 1&2 pure water
2. mercedes 190 efi igbo
3. honda preludee and toyota celica. sleeping onduty
now guys let me not exhust the names , others are evil spirit, muscle, spider. big daddy, end of discussion, discussion continues, short gun, eke nwe ofia .add yours

a lady has actualy said 'thank you very much 'to me after bleeping her and another said ' i want to get very pregnant for you. i also remenber another that told me ' if any body ask you if you are good tell her yes

trick for kids and retards. mmtcheewww

mba nu. its mobile data that consume your battry and heat up your phone like the punany of an olosho on orgy.

deaf and dumb poeple every were. is security not more important ? its only in a secured country that every and any other developmental strides can follow. even investors etal

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obulu ogwu ole

there are two leaves that can settle the matter one time. one is dry sinsemilla leaves (weed) the other one is what we call 'nchu anwu' sorry i dont know the english name. just fill a small bottle with it and place it near where ever you are. they work like bomarang or back to sender.

that toilet and urinal things are not true at all. na lie. na pit latrin you meant abi ?

would you tell the girl if it was the guy that cheated ? mind your efing business

joblessness nobi small matter. even now i am listening to radio biafra. op go quench.

did you sample cucumber there ?

madness is real even when poeple dont recognise it.

to armchair critics. that was gteat.

RUN

she belongs to the other room

trashy

price

where i come from if you kill a you must give it a befiting burial or your head go follow.

punching bag butt nko ?in my place there is a shape of butt we ca 'hughalu akwu nyem nkita' its usualy very mobile

punching bag butt nko ?

this is cruelty to animal and i can sue you. if you see rat dey destroy your things i suggest you kill it fast not toture ok ?

mbanu. the thing node work again for this side. i tried it with one beautiful lady i thought was full of class and when she called me i thought i'v got her only for she to ask me how long it took me to write the poem and i told her the truth. 2 days. her next statement was ' you get time oo'

this madness don dey too much oooo