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Oyindaberry:That's so humane of you; even if I don't care about the president and his administration ( I'm mildly disappointed in him) I never wished him dead. I want him to do and be going, we no want again. |
Why that boy come dress like kano Pillars player dey do dance? |
The Uriel girl has some bright future behind her back; even if she appears dull or dumb i wouldn't mind after all BB is for socially active people but intellectually dull . |
Everybody just dey shout say European cars all the way I just wonder whether they know what they're saying for I know that Asian cars are as durable as European cars and most are even cheaper to maintain. Do you realize that Lexus is an Asian car? I really don't see the debate here, most European cars cost more and give more headache to maintain while some of the Asian counterparts cost lesser both in maintenance and purchase. |
For Etisalat you don't need a 4g sim swap for all their Sims are 4g enabled. I'm yet to experience Ntel, I bought the sim since early October and the lady didn't register my line even after taking all my details. I visited their office later to rectify the problem but they said she was on leave and that it was only her that can register my line since she sold it to me. I've called and called but to no avail. She has even stopped picking my calls or replying to my chats. The worse is that she would pass by my office to go register new customers but won't come. She doesn't care because I've paid and I've already added to her customer base. I'm only hoping the government could legalize the possession of arms so I can make out time and come to their office and shoot her right in the head. ![]() |
If you go through that Naija guy's Instagram page you would be amazed. He seems so cool, calm and down to earth ; he was even telling people not to get angry if he couldn't respond to their posts because they are so many posts to respond to. |
Don't bother yourself much about that. Love is big and two can mange one. OP you can as well share with those already "taken". ![]() |
What's your business with what she keeps in her phone? She is mature enough to know what she wants. She keeps them on her phone in order to save her mb; you watch yours online and delete the Brower histories. Now tell me between the both of you who is more economical considering the economic situation we're in? I find it hard to believe your story though. How can you be dating someone for some few months and only discovered now that she hoards por.n on her phone? And how many guys would make such fuss out of such? |
Please does anybody know how much these banks exchange for the USD currently? I've some USD I would like to transfer to any of these banks but wouldn't mind a fair deal ;Diamond bank Stanbic Sterling Thanks |
Three Shotguns: it's advisable to get three shotguns, one for danfo drivers, one for their conductors (those ones that usually use their hands to signal you to wait so they can enter your lane forcefully 'cause they know you wouldn't want to scratch you car while telling the driver to "wale" and then the last one for blowing up those roadside loud-speakers. The gun for the danfo drivers can also come in handy for Keke drivers and Okada riders ; with that gun one doesn't need to fret himself... Just release a bullet or two to the targeted culprit and move on like nothing happened. ![]() |
LG; whenever you upgrade LG phones you're in for trouble. Any OS upgrade comes with perpetual freezes and hanging. I will never buy any phone starting with an "L" again lest I fall prey to them once more I think HTC does it for me though their phones are over priced. |
Ntel is a disappointment! I bought the line two days ago and till this very moment they're yet to register and unlock my line, the girl keeps telling me that the network is down How can a new network of less than one thousand subscribers be down for two days? It's a shame. I think they are not ready for business yet. However, I keep wondering why they do as if they're hiding the network from the public; no adverts, no public awareness, zero marketing, people keep wondering how I got the sim. Most never knew it's in existence. Note: they have an office at 80 awololowo rd ikeja, just near computer village. They've another one at Egbeda (akowonjo rd). |
Southern Exposure by Yanni Ghost town by Madonna Afer Ventus by Enya |
The black man is evil, that's how my brother's wife bought milk for her baby of 6 months (formula gold) and when she got home and looked closely, she found out the expiry Date has been tampered with. She quickly returned it to the seller and berated her for being so wicked. If a woman that has been a mother can have the heart to change the expiry Date of a milk meant for babies tell me what more blacks can't do for money. |
lioncoolst:2004 |
May his soul rest in peace. For a moment I didn't recognize him but going through what people wrote about him teaching them, I've to revisit the picture and was shocked to find out he was the one that taught me English in offshore tutors ( for GCE) near Johnsons Hotel in Yaba. He was a nice man, he rarely gets angry even when some students glaringly get his goat. He always starts each class with prayers. Nobody leaves this life alive, live your life knowing that one day all these struggles, pride, greed and pain would end and we shall return the way we came - empty-handed. |
Good one. Nigerian Doctors are so inure to death that human lives worth nothing to them anymore. How can one watch people die just because they were not able to make the initial deposit demanded by the hospital before they could be attended to. They are all after the money, no one cares about the lives. ![]() |
nek12:not sure it's possible now. You can do it and get in 2days; I did mine on a Thursday but wasn't ready until Monday. Try to use an immigration official to do yours, with that you can be calling to find out when it's ready and it's faster too. |
Most girls or rather most Nigerian girls lack netiquettes. They have nothing interesting to chat on, they remain like billboards and expect you to wow them, they respond with "k" but expect you to be smart, intelligent and funny at the same time while they add nothing to the whole fun. How can I do all these alone am I a television? ![]() Furthermore, it's so annoying seeing ladies complain about guys being sex pervs but that's the only thing a typical Nigerian girl understands ;they can't engage in any interesting topic except "boyfriend and girlfriend" and money, they are lost in interesting discussions and see you as boring when you stage a topic that doesn't involve romance or money. I'm not denying the "stupidity" of some guys but believe me, any guy that starts a chat with you and goes straight into sex chat is immature or just a sex starved kid. Nonsense! |
nek12:yeah but for long now they've not put their "stuff" together. They said the materials are not ready so it takes longer time for theirs to be ready- more than 2 weeks. I don't know if they've got the materials ready now. |
nek12:the price varies from place to place I did mine for 25k in festac but ikoyi charges more than 30k.Where do you want to renew yours? |
jay3012:which passport are you talking about? I'm talking about Nigerian international passport, if that's what you mean just check below your passport number, you will see "previous passport no" just before your signature. And for your former passport, it's yours and no one else. You need to attach it to the new one in order to include your previous travel details (visas). It helps in obtaining visas to other countries. ![]() |
jay3012:yeah, but you will still see your former passport's number just below the new one. So relax and have fun. |
IhAvEaJoB01:I am waiting for your confirmation of something ;I sent you a mail. Do reply in due course. |
IhAvEaJoB01:I don't know how to use this PM stuff, please send me a pm and direct me on how to use it to reply you. |
It shouldn't be a big deal when girls dress like that. In fact it is a way of preparing the male child to get accustomed to the "fashion" of this contemporary world where they would be exposed to them and see them as a way of dressing instead of a subtle intimate invitation. |
I prefer "ludo" game to "whot" though whot gets more interesting when plenty people are playing and you're on the lucky side. Ludo was our fave pass-time when we were serving then; there is this joy in "killing" somebody's last game when they've almost completed all their games only for you to kill the last one when it gets past your "house". The feeling is heavenly. ![]() |
Abeg has anybody with visafone able to subscribe to their BB plans after upgrading to GSM? |
Olutty88:I guess it's the same amount as fresh one. I renewed mine with 25k in festac this month. The immigration guy later said they ran of the processing paper (or what is it called sef ) and asked the guys that came after mine to hold on for a week or 2. This was the same reason why I couldn't do it at their Ikeja office then. |
I can't even remember ever being in any serious relationship. I'm always better being "friends", the whole thought of relationships and their commitments gets me confused and lazy. Sometimes I don't find a reason to, most times its a total waste of time where you waste each other's time while waiting for a better catch. Maybe some are wired to stay by the fence and watch others fall in and out of relationships. ![]() |
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But why is it that party rice tastes different? They do have this unique taste and aroma that's so inviting, or am I the only one noticing that? ![]() |
I just wonder whether they know what they're saying for I know that Asian cars are as durable as European cars and most are even cheaper to maintain. Do you realize that Lexus is an Asian car? 

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) and asked the guys that came after mine to hold on for a week or 2. This was the same reason why I couldn't do it at their Ikeja office then.