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PoliticsRe: . by PoisonedOne: 9:12pm On Jan 27, 2017
Oyindaberry:
I do not pray for his death rather quick recovery; remember he's somebody's father, uncle, grand dad, nephew and so on. He should come home hale and hearty, and do what should be done for things to go back to normal in our great country.




Meanwhile....
That's so humane of you; even if I don't care about the president and his administration ( I'm mildly disappointed in him) I never wished him dead. I want him to do and be going, we no want again.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by PoisonedOne: 9:47pm On Jan 23, 2017
Why that boy come dress like kano Pillars player dey do dance?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by PoisonedOne: 6:33pm On Jan 23, 2017
The Uriel girl has some bright future behind her back; even if she appears dull or dumb i wouldn't mind after all BB is for socially active people but intellectually dull .
Car TalkRe: Asian Cars Versus European Cars by PoisonedOne: 8:20am On Jan 14, 2017
Everybody just dey shout say European cars all the way undecided I just wonder whether they know what they're saying for I know that Asian cars are as durable as European cars and most are even cheaper to maintain. Do you realize that Lexus is an Asian car?

I really don't see the debate here, most European cars cost more and give more headache to maintain while some of the Asian counterparts cost lesser both in maintenance and purchase.
PhonesRe: Which Network Has The Best 4G Service In Lagos Currently? by PoisonedOne:
For Etisalat you don't need a 4g sim swap for all their Sims are 4g enabled.

I'm yet to experience Ntel, I bought the sim since early October and the lady didn't register my line even after taking all my details. I visited their office later to rectify the problem but they said she was on leave and that it was only her that can register my line since she sold it to me. I've called and called but to no avail. She has even stopped picking my calls or replying to my chats. The worse is that she would pass by my office to go register new customers but won't come. She doesn't care because I've paid and I've already added to her customer base.
I'm only hoping the government could legalize the possession of arms so I can make out time and come to their office and shoot her right in the head. sad
EducationRe: 6 Of The Most Gifted People In The World by PoisonedOne: 7:05am On Dec 10, 2016
If you go through that Naija guy's Instagram page you would be amazed. He seems so cool, calm and down to earth ; he was even telling people not to get angry if he couldn't respond to their posts because they are so many posts to respond to.
RomanceRe: It Seems All The Girls Worth Having Are Taken by PoisonedOne: 11:14pm On Dec 08, 2016
Don't bother yourself much about that. Love is big and two can mange one. OP you can as well share with those already "taken". grin
RomanceRe: When You Found Out That The Girl You Want To Marry Is A Porn Addict by PoisonedOne: 11:04pm On Dec 08, 2016
What's your business with what she keeps in her phone? She is mature enough to know what she wants. She keeps them on her phone in order to save her mb; you watch yours online and delete the Brower histories. Now tell me between the both of you who is more economical considering the economic situation we're in?

I find it hard to believe your story though. How can you be dating someone for some few months and only discovered now that she hoards por.n on her phone? And how many guys would make such fuss out of such?
Technology MarketRe: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by PoisonedOne: 1:47pm On Nov 20, 2016
Please does anybody know how much these banks exchange for the USD currently? I've some USD I would like to transfer to any of these banks but wouldn't mind a fair deal wink ;
Diamond bank
Stanbic
Sterling

Thanks
Car TalkRe: 10 Must-have Items To Keep In Your Vehicle by PoisonedOne: 7:19am On Oct 11, 2016
Three Shotguns: it's advisable to get three shotguns, one for danfo drivers, one for their conductors (those ones that usually use their hands to signal you to wait so they can enter your lane forcefully 'cause they know you wouldn't want to scratch you car while telling the driver to "wale"wink and then the last one for blowing up those roadside loud-speakers.

The gun for the danfo drivers can also come in handy for Keke drivers and Okada riders ; with that gun one doesn't need to fret himself... Just release a bullet or two to the targeted culprit and move on like nothing happened. undecided
PhonesRe: Phone Manufacturers That You Hate by PoisonedOne: 7:29am On Oct 04, 2016
LG; whenever you upgrade LG phones you're in for trouble. Any OS upgrade comes with perpetual freezes and hanging. I will never buy any phone starting with an "L" again lest I fall prey to them once more cry

I think HTC does it for me though their phones are over priced.
PhonesRe: Mtn 4g Is Better Than Ntel 4g With Evidence. I Got 5.7mb/s With Mtn by PoisonedOne: 9:22pm On Sep 29, 2016
Ntel is a disappointment! I bought the line two days ago and till this very moment they're yet to register and unlock my line, the girl keeps telling me that the network is down embarassed
How can a new network of less than one thousand subscribers be down for two days? It's a shame. I think they are not ready for business yet.

However, I keep wondering why they do as if they're hiding the network from the public; no adverts, no public awareness, zero marketing, people keep wondering how I got the sim. Most never knew it's in existence.

Note: they have an office at 80 awololowo rd ikeja, just near computer village. They've another one at Egbeda (akowonjo rd).
Music/RadioRe: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by PoisonedOne: 7:17am On Jul 05, 2016
Southern Exposure by Yanni
Ghost town by Madonna
Afer Ventus by Enya
FoodRe: Seller Tampers With Expired Lipton's Date Before Selling It(Pics) by PoisonedOne: 7:50am On Jun 28, 2016
The black man is evil, that's how my brother's wife bought milk for her baby of 6 months (formula gold) and when she got home and looked closely, she found out the expiry Date has been tampered with. She quickly returned it to the seller and berated her for being so wicked.

If a woman that has been a mother can have the heart to change the expiry Date of a milk meant for babies tell me what more blacks can't do for money.
FamilyRe: Ejechi Paul Died In His Room Yesterday Please Help Locate His Family by PoisonedOne: 10:27pm On Jun 24, 2016
lioncoolst:
So sad. What set are you? I am year 2000 set.
2004
FamilyRe: Ejechi Paul Died In His Room Yesterday Please Help Locate His Family by PoisonedOne:
May his soul rest in peace. For a moment I didn't recognize him but going through what people wrote about him teaching them, I've to revisit the picture and was shocked to find out he was the one that taught me English in offshore tutors ( for GCE) near Johnsons Hotel in Yaba.

He was a nice man, he rarely gets angry even when some students glaringly get his goat. He always starts each class with prayers.

Nobody leaves this life alive, live your life knowing that one day all these struggles, pride, greed and pain would end and we shall return the way we came - empty-handed.
HealthRe: Government To Sanction Health Practitioners Prioritizing Money Over Saving Lives by PoisonedOne: 10:48am On Jun 12, 2016
Good one. Nigerian Doctors are so inure to death that human lives worth nothing to them anymore. How can one watch people die just because they were not able to make the initial deposit demanded by the hospital before they could be attended to.

They are all after the money, no one cares about the lives. sad
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by PoisonedOne: 7:39am On Jun 11, 2016
nek12:
Can I get it same day at festac? I did my almost expired one at Asaba and I got it same day.
not sure it's possible now. You can do it and get in 2days; I did mine on a Thursday but wasn't ready until Monday. Try to use an immigration official to do yours, with that you can be calling to find out when it's ready and it's faster too.
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys So Se.x Starved?????? by PoisonedOne: 7:34am On Jun 11, 2016
Most girls or rather most Nigerian girls lack netiquettes. They have nothing interesting to chat on, they remain like billboards and expect you to wow them, they respond with "k" but expect you to be smart, intelligent and funny at the same time while they add nothing to the whole fun. How can I do all these alone am I a television? sad

Furthermore, it's so annoying seeing ladies complain about guys being sex pervs but that's the only thing a typical Nigerian girl understands ;they can't engage in any interesting topic except "boyfriend and girlfriend" and money, they are lost in interesting discussions and see you as boring when you stage a topic that doesn't involve romance or money.

I'm not denying the "stupidity" of some guys but believe me, any guy that starts a chat with you and goes straight into sex chat is immature or just a sex starved kid. Nonsense!
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by PoisonedOne: 4:11am On Jun 11, 2016
nek12:
Is there one at ikeja?
yeah but for long now they've not put their "stuff" together. They said the materials are not ready so it takes longer time for theirs to be ready- more than 2 weeks. I don't know if they've got the materials ready now.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by PoisonedOne: 7:01pm On Jun 09, 2016
nek12:
please, how much does it cost to renew Ecowas passport?
the price varies from place to place I did mine for 25k in festac but ikoyi charges more than 30k.Where do you want to renew yours?
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by PoisonedOne: 6:58pm On Jun 09, 2016
jay3012:
Thanks but didnt see the old passport number inscribed on my New passport. I was only given my old passport back together with my New passport
which passport are you talking about? I'm talking about Nigerian international passport, if that's what you mean wink just check below your passport number, you will see "previous passport no" just before your signature. And for your former passport, it's yours and no one else. You need to attach it to the new one in order to include your previous travel details (visas). It helps in obtaining visas to other countries. cool
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by PoisonedOne: 8:48pm On Jun 08, 2016
jay3012:
Hi poisoned one... I renewed my international passport because it was about expiring... But i was given a fresh intl passport with different passport number. Is dat dsame with u?
yeah, but you will still see your former passport's number just below the new one. So relax and have fun.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lowest Point In My Life In 2016 by PoisonedOne: 7:36pm On Jun 06, 2016
IhAvEaJoB01:
Sent you a mail. Thanks. Appreciated. God bless you.
I am waiting for your confirmation of something ;I sent you a mail. Do reply in due course.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lowest Point In My Life In 2016 by PoisonedOne: 6:42pm On Jun 05, 2016
IhAvEaJoB01:
Sorry about your job loss.

I'll be at Tusen first thing tomorrow. Where exactly in VI?? I'll also check it out online now.

Thanks so much for your input.
I don't know how to use this PM stuff, please send me a pm and direct me on how to use it to reply you.
FamilyRe: Your Opinion by PoisonedOne: 12:08pm On Jun 02, 2016
It shouldn't be a big deal when girls dress like that. In fact it is a way of preparing the male child to get accustomed to the "fashion" of this contemporary world where they would be exposed to them and see them as a way of dressing instead of a subtle intimate invitation.
Forum GamesRe: 13 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Were Obsessed With Whot. by PoisonedOne: 10:26pm On Jun 01, 2016
I prefer "ludo" game to "whot" though whot gets more interesting when plenty people are playing and you're on the lucky side.

Ludo was our fave pass-time when we were serving then; there is this joy in "killing" somebody's last game when they've almost completed all their games only for you to kill the last one when it gets past your "house". The feeling is heavenly. smiley
PhonesRe: Glo Introduces New Cheap Data Plans by PoisonedOne: 12:56pm On May 29, 2016
Abeg has anybody with visafone able to subscribe to their BB plans after upgrading to GSM?
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by PoisonedOne: 6:11pm On May 26, 2016
Olutty88:
How much is passport renewal?
I guess it's the same amount as fresh one. I renewed mine with 25k in festac this month. The immigration guy later said they ran of the processing paper (or what is it called sef huh) and asked the guys that came after mine to hold on for a week or 2. This was the same reason why I couldn't do it at their Ikeja office then.
RomanceRe: The 5 Stages Of Relationship: Which Relationship Stage Is Yours At? by PoisonedOne: 11:33am On May 19, 2016
I can't even remember ever being in any serious relationship. I'm always better being "friends", the whole thought of relationships and their commitments gets me confused and lazy. Sometimes I don't find a reason to, most times its a total waste of time where you waste each other's time while waiting for a better catch.

Maybe some are wired to stay by the fence and watch others fall in and out of relationships. embarassed
Car TalkRe: Pros And Cons Of Venza by PoisonedOne: 10:19pm On May 12, 2016
Stylz69:
The only con i can think of is that you pay the toll for a SUV when you enter the airport...for what is just a oversize camry
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
EventsRe: 13 Pictures You'll Understand If You've Ever Attended An Owambe Uninvited... by PoisonedOne: 5:58pm On May 09, 2016
But why is it that party rice tastes different? They do have this unique taste and aroma that's so inviting, or am I the only one noticing that? embarassed

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