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Celebrities › Re: Mary Magdalene: Plastic Surgery Addict & Social Media Star Dead At 33 (Pics) by poiZon: 6:21pm On Dec 16, 2025
Rita33:
A surgery-addicted social media star known online as 'Mary Magdalene' has been found dead in Thailand.

The 33-year-old, whose real name was Denise Ivonne Jarvis Gongora, died after falling from the ninth-floor balcony of a high-rise condominium on Tuesday, the Phuket News reported this week.

Information released and verified by local police that verifies her identity and has independently confirmed the death with sources close to the family.

The Mexican-Canadian model's body was discovered by hotel staff in the parking area of the Patong Tower after 1.30pm, according to local police, just hours after checking in for one night.

Khaosod English reported that Gongora's body was transferred from Patong Hospital to Vachira Phuket Hospital for a full autopsy to determine the exact cause of death.

Shortly before her death, she had cryptically posted the closing scene from the 1998 film The Truman Show alongside a childhood photo of herself to social media.
This one go dey awaiting trial for heaven...
Family › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Cut Off Girl’s Hand After Family Rejected Marriage Proposal by poiZon: 6:13pm On Dec 16, 2025
merrymike47:
Sometimes we need to sit and study how Fulani thinks.
Sometimes we need to think like them...
2 foolish thinkers will make both thinkers think well.
Politics › Re: Dangote Releases Specific Details On Farouk's Ahmed 4 Children by poiZon: 5:10pm On Dec 16, 2025
iwaeda:
They will tell you to tighten your belt, bear with them, impose more taxes, yet spend our common resources frivolously. Any one spend $5M on school have at least fives times, Nlfpmod. When we speak, they call us names, even in days of GEJ, not bad as this egbon. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I still dey remind them that GEJ pikin was schooling at Unical...
Na there that boki guy catch am marry.
Politics › Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by poiZon: 7:14pm On Dec 13, 2025
Hisroyalbadmeat:
Nyerisi of Rivers State,The Slayer of IPOB, The Lion of The Niger Delta,Ekwu eme one of Port Harcourt, The political martian of Nigeria, POS Africa, Some folks think say you dey do juju,but them no know say na Jesus you dey follow,No body get moral reach wike,Wikematics is a movement,Nkelem anu meka
Common Sandy Onor he couldn't guide him to win Criss Rivers state, n him u dey call lion of south south...
Him lioning no cross east west road...
Politics › Re: Man Arrested While Attempting To Buy Ammunition For Bandits by poiZon: 7:20am On Dec 11, 2025
naijapikin2:
Silly police

Something they would just silently kpai him and keep the news to themselves.

Mtcheeeew 😠
Are u the fleeing uncle?

Them go soon catch all of una
Politics › Re: Soyinka Criticises Seyi Tinubu’s Large, Armed Security Escorts by poiZon: 8:16am On Dec 10, 2025
yinkus6750:
We have office if the First Lady.
Same with office of the First Son.
Didn't start with Seyi.
During IBBs reign, his son's were visible in power.
PMBs son too,till his bike accident.
That's what our leaders have turned the country into.
What of yaradua n GEJ...
Them no been get pikins?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Was Barren Before Tinubu’s Reforms, Says Uzodimma by poiZon: 8:33am On Dec 08, 2025
Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/extra-nigeria-was-barren-before-tinubus-reforms-says-uzodimma/
Nigerian leaders r fools without mincing words...

No be this idiot dey praise buhari upandan that year, that buhari is the best thing that happened to Nigeria after the civil war...
Do these fools reason before they speak?
Politics › Re: Tonye Cole Vs Wike: FCT High Court Schedules Case For December 9 by poiZon: 9:31pm On Dec 05, 2025
Salewa97:
This is a serious matter.

Wike should be careful with his utterances. Being a former president of the Nigeria Governors forum, he should know better.

Wike should also be prepared for the legal battle as Cole is not backing down.
How can someone be president of governors' forum?
As how now....
Politics › Re: Insecurity: New Defence Minister, Musa To Withdraw Soldiers From Checkpoints by poiZon: 4:55pm On Dec 04, 2025
valentineuwakwe:
Some flashpoints still need checkpoints sir...pls don't remove al
So u think police r trained only to collect bribes on the road?
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Nigerian Government Over ₦17.5 Trillion Pipeline Security Spending by poiZon: 5:00pm On Dec 02, 2025
JASONjnr:
Again, you can never be right about making a budget that's why we have auditors to help checkmate the spendings.

But then, you will always point fingers until you lead a position that you thought your predecessor was not doing fine.

Tinubu might be political about his statements towards GEJ but these politicians are friends on close door.

I can tell you that, GEJ have a good relationship with Tinubu than GEJ supporters thinks.
U no dey answer me question...

Just cho cho cho
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Nigerian Government Over ₦17.5 Trillion Pipeline Security Spending by poiZon: 8:48pm On Dec 01, 2025
JASONjnr:
I managed a company some years back and we generated funds to run the company. But then, we still made budgets and ran out of our budgets.

There are certain things that Nigeria will use money for that's not captured on the budget. That's why Nigeria will always sort for supplementary budgets.

Also, the CBN also have its internal maintenance to do. We also pay certain amount of money to world bank and also use funds as giant of Africa to donate to other countries in crisis. Lots of this are not captured on the budget.

But then you have to be a president for you to be able to understand how to run a country and not point fingers simply because you feel you think there's corruption somewhere.
Was GEJ corrupt, answer in the voice of BAt?
Anyone that spend out budgetary allocation is a thief...
Budget captures 100 percent of spending, both capital n recurrent, it captures projected revenue for rhe fiscal year, and also deficit that may arise due to budget size.
Any govt that spends money outside its budget is a thief!

Even if u earn surplus of what you projected, you push it into an account for savings. That's why we had ECA- Excess Crude Account which has been mismanaged since the coming of APC.
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Nigerian Government Over ₦17.5 Trillion Pipeline Security Spending by poiZon: 7:27pm On Dec 01, 2025
JASONjnr:
You're setting examples that are not adding up...

The oil sector that you bring into this is already corrupt and has a very strong cabal.... Even Dangote who's worldly recognized to be rich couldn't stand them.

The president will do his very best and be rest assured that he will not step on toes.... But he will do his very best.
Lemme add something so you will ponder on it...
I run a POS biz, beginning February this year every 10k and above transactions that we do, CBN charges 50naira, you receive 10k and above, 50naira is charged too, i just did some projections this afternoon, imagine there r 2billion transactions in the entire country that is 10k and above daily, that gives CBN 100Billion naira daily, if you sum it in a month thats 3Trillion naira.
3Trillion multiplied by 12minths, that's 36Trillion naira...
2025 budget size was 54Trillion nairA...
From just POS we have generated 36Trillion naira...
Ask CBN to account for these monies generated since February this year, peeps like you will come out and defend them.

For context, lagos alone have more than 200k POS, assuming each pos transact about 10 transactions above 10k daily, that's 200k multiplied by 10 which is 2m transactions daily above 10k which atttacts that 50 deductions from CBN.
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Nigerian Government Over ₦17.5 Trillion Pipeline Security Spending by poiZon: 6:34pm On Dec 01, 2025
JASONjnr:
You're setting examples that are not adding up...

The oil sector that you bring into this is already corrupt and has a very strong cabal.... Even Dangote who's worldly recognized to be rich couldn't stand them.

The president will do his very best and be rest assured that he will not step on toes.... But he will do his very best.
You said a CEO can't steal, and I'm bringing u instances that happened in Nigeria.
Oceanic bank was run down by his CEO, she have out outrageous loans to her cronies people that didn't have deposit up to 1percent in the bank, but got loans that exceed borrowing limits without commensurate collateral..
Thats how oceanic bank went down, likewise intercontinental bank. Heritage too the same thing...
Tinubu heads Petroleum ministry, he supervises every day to day activities in the petroleum sector, under him 17Trillion naira is being used to pay for subsidies that he stopped, pipeline security that he criticized GEJ about, and other fictitious projects we don't even know its roots and location.
And you r saying my analogy doesnt add up...
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Nigerian Government Over ₦17.5 Trillion Pipeline Security Spending by poiZon: 11:11am On Dec 01, 2025
JASONjnr:
If na me talk this one na.... Mods for vlban me reach 100yrs

But why's my opinion making you sound uneducated?
How can a president steal money when he's got means to generate funds for himself....

Is like saying that a CEO steals his company's money. Does it make sense to you?
Why did oceanic bank, intercontinental bank fold?

Who were the chief culprits in their bankruptcy?

Who is the minister for petroleum?

NNpc is still having Under-recovery of over 7T naira, they r paying over 6T for energy security aka pipelines security... Just in 1year...
I thought tinubu stopped paying subsidy, so what is Under-recovery still doing in nnpc audited books?
Have u heard each opposition member that moved to APC was paid 1billion each?
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Nigerian Government Over ₦17.5 Trillion Pipeline Security Spending by poiZon: 11:06am On Dec 01, 2025
2025 budget was 54T naira, Deficit is 13T, Debt servicing is 14.3T naira, meanwhile we r wasting 18T naira, monies legally generated by NNPC to secure pipelines, pay subsidies that they have stopped... And some fools r syaing e better make e be tinubu chop am than make atiku chop am... 18trillion would have cancelled the budget deficit and stopped the borrowing of the 13trillion and there about reduce the debt servicing to some extent...
You see this country, e better make we either go our separate ways or military take over...
Why pacify just few individuals in a country of 200m persons?
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Nigerian Government Over ₦17.5 Trillion Pipeline Security Spending by poiZon: 9:53am On Dec 01, 2025
JASONjnr:
Atiku is slamming everything hoping it will remain solid for him to become president and start selling them off to his cronies...
Imagine f00ls that we share country with...
17Trillion stolen by the president n idiot is saying rubbish
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Nigerian Government Over ₦17.5 Trillion Pipeline Security Spending by poiZon: 9:52am On Dec 01, 2025
Flangelo12:
Atiku is lying about the figure.

He knows people would NOT care about the truth.
What is the figure?

Quickly post am make we see
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Oba Bayagan In Ifelodun, Kwara State by poiZon: 7:04pm On Nov 30, 2025
Ttalk:
You guys are poor opposition. Do your opposition with sense and stop embarrassing yourself on SM
Who dey follow u drag sense...

R u aware that we r wailing wailers?


Please, if u don't like the wailing, get out of here.
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Oba Bayagan In Ifelodun, Kwara State by poiZon: 7:02pm On Nov 30, 2025
Ttalk:
Will you keep kwayet?

Everything to you guys is politics. Don't you have a life out of politics.
If it's not Tinubu, it's Yoruba, is this how you are going to spend the rest of your life thinking one Yoruba man is behind your misfortune,
Wee u keep kwayet...

We r in democracy, and what happens in democracy is politics.
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Oba Bayagan In Ifelodun, Kwara State by poiZon: 7:01pm On Nov 30, 2025
SeverusSnape:
That's none of our business. TUluMbU till 2031.
If they like, let them kidnap all our traditional rulers, as long as it doesn't hinder our lord tinibu from being president, No wahala. tongue
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ceremonial Coup?: Embalo's Allies Consolidate Power In Guinea Bissau (pics) by poiZon: 5:19pm On Nov 30, 2025
Saturnalia:
Trump will not talk now oooo, since there’s no crude oil to steal over there. So much for the World Police aka United Snakes of Amerika.

I hope Tinubu too is learning one or two things from the wisdom of Guinea Bissau ?

Let those Traitors with Born-To-Rule mentality from the North continue to undermine your Government with their Terror & Banditry sponsorship.

And let those self-marginalized & No-Joy Tribe from the Land of the Depleted Sun also continue to de-market Nigeria and celebrating chaos & anarchy all over Nigeria.

When it is time for the 2027 Elections, just hand over Power to one brutal & merciless Major General from Ijebu-Ode or Iragbiji and that will be the end of the cinema called Nigeria - which is what everybody secretly wants in the first place. grin

They can only shout and tag Trump, CNN, BBC & Amnesty on Twitter. grin

And if Trump wants to do busy body, just invite my very good friend from Russia (Vladimir Putin) to come build Naval and Air Force Bases in Lagos and Abuja. All of them will automatically back off! grin
U too dull
Politics › Re: Tinubu nominates 32 more Ambassadors-designate, seeks Senate confirmation by poiZon: 7:30pm On Nov 29, 2025
fergie001:
I have absolutely no sympathies.
He has tried afterall, he was a Minister in GEJ's Govt.
He will soon go and visit the FCT man, just watch.
They should find something for him to do, even if na ambassador to fcta...
Politics › Re: Tinubu nominates 32 more Ambassadors-designate, seeks Senate confirmation by poiZon: 7:19pm On Nov 29, 2025
Hedonisco:
It's disgusting and embarrassing to be honest. The way the APC has gone so low is shocking.

Same way Buhari rewarded characters like Buratai with ambassadorship after an atrocious spell as COAS, and now an INEC Chairman is 'rewarded' with an ambassadorial posting after almost a decade in office. Who does that?

We can't continue with this useless administration. Whether Trump, Putin, natural causes, spiritual forces, or even mutinous elements..... Something has to intervene to rescue this country.
Tinubu dey tell am No Peace for the Wicked!
Na why him put former inec boss name for the list
Politics › Re: Tinubu nominates 32 more Ambassadors-designate, seeks Senate confirmation by poiZon: 7:16pm On Nov 29, 2025
fergie001:
Just immediate past INEC Chairman on appointment list huh
Kai.... I am weak! Haba/

I decline the appointment. I want to run for Governor grin
Why una dey punish Ortom like this na?
The other day dem push am comot from party office, now him no enter amba list, meanwhile his cohorts dem dey list....

Diaris god o
Politics › Re: 15 Armed Fulani Bandits Razed Down In Port-harcourt by poiZon: 12:18pm On Nov 27, 2025
Revealer3:
If it's in Edo state this happened.The governor would have been begging his Fulani masters in the north and they would have been compensated.

The real Niger delta states with balls are Delta,rivers and bayelsa

Fulani herdsmen,iswap and Boko Haram knows their boundaries
Akwaibom na joke to u, u sabi wetin we dey do them?
Politics › Re: 20 Farmers Kidnapped In Niger State by poiZon: 12:05pm On Nov 27, 2025
SeverusSnape:
It's funny to seunmsg and co ... This is not even an issue. It's now a norm in TUluMbU's Nigeria.

A very DISGRACED country.
E don tey that one no dey comment on NL...

Too much sauce but him no get yam to take chop am.

Very disgraceful things, an average yoruba is so tribalistic, over religious and hypocritical.
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests CJTF Personnel Who Shot Popular Bandit Fada's Father In Katsina by poiZon: 11:50am On Nov 26, 2025
nairalandankrah:
The fragile peace in Malumfashi Local Government Area of Katsina State has been threatened following the fatal shooting of Alhaji Ibrahim Nagode, 60, by Civilian Joint Task Force (CJTF) personnel.

Nagode, a resident of Na’alma village, is the father of a known bandit leader, Haruna Ibrahim, also called “Fada”.

Security sources said the area had been on high alert after intelligence suggested that suspected armed bandits were regrouping in the locality.

In a bid to prevent renewed attacks, the joint troops were deployed to intensify patrols as proactive measure to forestall any hostile activity,” a security source said. However, the operation reportedly resulted in the tragic death of Nagode.
The Department of State Services (DSS) has arrested all CJTF personnel involved in the incident.
https://. -browser.com/KipuMTZ0FNu
Touch not our Bandits, and do their Fathers no harm.
Health › Re: TTC & Failed IVF: After ₦3.5M, No Baby, No Refund by poiZon: 11:04pm On Nov 25, 2025
Deepspirituals:
Go Natural ,If Proper Herbs is Applied ,What the hell is Infertility....My Effective Herbs have Destroyed problem of Infertility in More than 18 Women and men
Na

So
Politics › Re: Open Grazing: We’re Implementing Gradual Transition – FG Clarifies by poiZon: 10:57pm On Nov 25, 2025
DaddyJapan:
Open Grazing: We’re implementing gradual transition – FG clarifies



Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/11/fg-clarifies-open-grazing-not-banned-nationwide
When i was beginning to say Tinubu don dey grow small balls, fiam news change...

Sha, we move..
I just told my mum the best person to announce this is the president, just like he did with the subsidy thing.
The Minister's word will be taken lightly...

Alas, policy somersault don happen, and it happened so quick
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap 11 Residents In Isapa, Kwara State (List Of Those Kidnapped) by poiZon: 10:44pm On Nov 25, 2025
SeverusSnape:
At a time I just tire for the forum, secondly, One APC mod was just targeting me grin
Na so dem dey target dissenting voices o...
But las las , dem go follow feel it
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap 11 Residents In Isapa, Kwara State (List Of Those Kidnapped) by poiZon: 8:08pm On Nov 25, 2025
SeverusSnape:
cheesy cheesy
Bros!. I salute you Sir 🫡🫡
U just abandon us here for these wolfs them...
Politics › Re: Nigeria Abolishes Open Cattle Grazing - Idi Muktar Maiha by poiZon: 4:49pm On Nov 25, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Open grazing has long being abolished in Nigeria since the 1950s. In 1965 particularly, express grazing routes were created all across the north and also Oyo and Ogun states. Any herder who deviated from these routes and encroached on land belonging to farmers was prosecuted.
It is sad that those routes got abandoned and encroached on. But as at that time, Nigeria has less than 4 million cattle. Compared to now that we have over 45 million cattle and a larger population.
How can u say open grazing was banned and u still say grazing routes was established for cows to graze...
Open grazing n grazing routes...

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