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you need serious beating with broom

i dont see any Air conditioners

there's nothing sweet there.. you hug one of them and you smell like burnt grass for three days. unless you bath with Ariel detergent

lalasticlala

LePrezident:
From her account, she was dis_vir_gn_ed by wizkid so it indicates that she wasn't much exposed prior to that so there's a possibility she was still naive.

so she missed her period and didn't suspect anything for 5 times.

this girl ehn.. after five months that's when she knew she was pregnant this is the most outrageous thing i've heard all week

life is ephemeral

5starmilitant:
Is it your money?

my uncle's wife mother's brother owns a filling station.. so it is my concern

tonio2wo:
The ones buhari is milking from you nko?

that one too follow.. i'm just tired of all these things.. even my lecturers are milking me too

dats some sick stuff

Looking for ways to milk money from honest business people

oya.. listen.. both of you sit on the bed, then tell her to close her eyes cos u want to do something crazy. if she closes the eye, she knows whatsup but if she doesn't, forget it.

so when her eyes are closed, you move in for the kill. Note: make sure the lab is conducive for splitting the atom

Ludo.. i cant get 6 on the dice to move my men out

this one that there has been light since morning.. i hope that the transformer is still good o

what's horosclope

make your move o.. the signs are visible to the deaf and audible to the blind

he thinks he can outrun the recession.

#Poverty

why can't we have sense in this part of the world??

show me pictures of them.. seeing is believing

this man is 27

Taiwo20:
Its for a while.
Maybe its because they are on break.

i wish it will be for a while but sadly it's the same thing all year round. once the come back from school, the screams will start.

Please good people of nairaland, my neighbour's kids are getting on my nerves. They make a lot of noise and its really frustrating! ive tried reasoning with their parents but they are saying children are a heritage from God and I'm like wtf? When i come by 4:00pm from school and i want to read but then they start howling and screaming.

Abeg what legal rights do i have against this noise pollution. Help me abeg..

Bahddo:
Hahahahaha

They are both crazy.

In his shoes, I wouldn't make that childish move. Sending the number back shows he's frustrated and really had plans for her just as she suspected.

If I want to hurt her, I'd act like it's no big deal and turn on my bad boy charm. When she falls, then I'd deal with her so badly she wouldn't know to spell thanks or any other word for a long time. I'd also let her know why. If I must give a punch, it has to be a knockout punch.

If I don't want to hurt her, I'd just bid her good day, and she ceases to exist as far as I'm concerned. Babes too full this world to dey para over one shy pussy.

bros how do i get a copy of this bad boy charm that you speak of

Everfrank:
Sure? It's unusual and something is wrong somewhere. Visit www.nlng.com and present your case in writing through the contact link. Good luck.

thanks

abeg.. i got an undergraduate scholarship frm nlng and for over a year, i've not seen a dime! help me somebody

BarnickAkiro:
Yes, a lawyer.

i'm speechless.. God be with you bro

straight out of a horror movie.

be a very rich man and you will be seen as an agent of peace. it doesn't matter how you got the money or how much blood you have on your hands