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where's the french kiss naa??

psalmdave:
At this time,the beginning of 2014,manutd has already been ruled out on the premier league and football wise....mark me,i might sound stupid or ridiculous now but wen we rise up again.....i want all of u bashing manutd to still be on this thread and related r.i.p manutd threads........Still defending champions...m always behind David moyes

hafa now hahahahahaha

arosunshine:
Op i dont agree with u

Let's hear your reasons

DuBLINGreenb:
I got front seat here

Green!!!

EmperorLee:
Hahahahaha why you dey winshi d guy na . E fit be hin babe ooh, make we ask am.

Op na your babe?

Na my dream babe be that oo..

Dating a girl who is of a higher financial standing than you are is a pretty daunting task. Sometimes, the only thing you have to offer is your ambition and maybe be your 200 naira suya. Here’s what I found out from being with girls way richer than I am.

1. Don’t bother buying gifts for her. It’s a total waste of money buying a gift for the rich girl. Truth is, they won’t really appreciate it and it’s only going to hurt your ego. If you buy her a Rebelle perfume of about 15,000 naira in this recession all in a bid to impress her, it is just going to be another perfume amongst others on her table. If you want to give her a gift, make something with your hands for her. Here’s a tip. Write a 100 reasons why you like her with legible handwriting and give it to her. She’ll cherish it more than any bottle of perfume you’ll buy. Don’t become broke trying to impress her. Swallowing your pride will not kill you, it’s only going to choke a little.

2. She is insecure. In her head, she’s probably thinking you are after the money. She has every right to think that way, afterall you are a Nigerian guy. She has very few friends most of whom she has known since childhood. She’s not sure if people like her for who she is or they like the money. One word of advice, always reassure her that you like her for who she really is. She’ll love you for that.

3. She’s Beautiful. The rich girl is beautiful. I’ve never seen an ugly rich girl in my whole life. My theory is that because their dads were wealthy, they had the golden opportunity to pick the prettiest women as wives. The pretty wives had no other choice but to give birth to beautiful children. Another theory is that she’s beautiful because she probably doesn’t go through all the stress the regular folk has to go through. Good food, nice clothes, perfect jewelry and shoes may also make her look gorgeous.

4. Forget the idea of getting married to her. Don’t ever get think for minute that you have a future with the rich girl. The unadulterated truth is that the rich marry the rich and the poor marry the poor. That’s how it has been since the dawn of time, so do not think it’s going to be different in your case. Her dad may have already arranged for her to get married to the son of his rich politician friend. The rich girl knows that she’s not going to get married to you and the earlier you realise that, the better for you. Unless you achieve your ambitions of becoming a very rich man before she turns 27. Brother, believe me, the odds are not in your favour. Just enjoy whatever y’all have going for now and don’t get too attached.

5. Avoid her daddy. Stay away from the rich girl’s daddy. He’ll kill you with his bare hands if he finds out that you are with his daughter and you are still collecting pocket money from your folks. I heard that rich men are vicious psychopaths that will stop at nothing to get what ever they want. Stay away from her daddy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. The guy fit use Army arrest you o.

6. Her mum doesn’t like you either.
The rich girl’s mother will not tell it to your face that she doesn’t like you. Instead, she’s going to tell you a story of how she was dating a poor man before she met her rich husband. The mother is not going to reject you outrightly because she knows the scales will fall off her daughters eyes sooner or later.

Do not sell your laptop and shoes in order to take her to a fancy restaurant. Do not borrow the Range Rover of your boss to impress her. The rich girl is smart. She will find out that you are a broke ass nigga and she’ll dump your sorry ass for putting up a facade. Be your self and just enjoy the ride while it lasts.

All I have said is my opinion and you are free to disagree with me. Have a wonderful day and keep making your daddy proud. Cheers. From

https://poksman./2016/09/15/dating-a-rich-girl-what-i-learnt/

Amazing!! The church should do more to keep their protégés. See the talent they have lost to the world

all he got was a tan

dat bald eagle own ehn...

BU HA RI

u need deliverance bro

learning music production tho..

awwwwn..

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how can i add weight ??

did this guy repeat two classes?? He looks old for a high school graduate

rip dprince.. Don jazzy take heart oo

DesChyko:
1. WRONG: It's no secret that some keep their hair because of the contours on their head. Others SIMPLY look more handsome when they style their hair.

2. WRONG. Not in all cases. Back then in school, the way to identify high-ranking cultists is the way they completely shave their head and leave only the beards. Even now, some bad as$ nigga do that to put up intimidating fronts. So, this logic isn't entirely correct.

3. WRONG. Some will definitely not agree that grooming beards makes one look responsible. The converse is the case. People who wear their beards full (let's not talk about the 'long' beards, please) are not usually considered approachable to begin with.

4. WRONG. Baldness is a problem. Come on, how comfortable will you be sporting a 'm-shaped' haircut with a desert in the middle of it all? Won't you prefer it doesn't show up.

ALAS, you left the best for the last. The best reason to cut your hair is to alleviate stress. Combing, Washing, Styling, and all that bother vapourizes each time the clipper makes those wonderful 'mind-soothing' trips on your scalp

your points have been duly noted..

Ok.. Please do a counter post

DesChyko:
1. WRONG.

2. WRONG.

3. WRONG.

4. WRONG

"Oya! Enough is enough! Cut that afro, gallas, mohawk or whatever you call it and rock the simple low cut. Truth be told, it doesn't fit you."

"Bros leave that thing." Ade said running his hands through the thick hair on his head. "If I cut this hair, I go worwor die. My babe go leave me. My swag don finish be that o."

A week later, Ade braces himself, walks to his barber and gets a low cut. The dude looked like a model, his babe loved him more and his friends called him a classic man. For those of you still stuck in a dilemma of whether to lose your manly mane or not, the manly man is not on the head, it's in the beards. Here are 5 reasons why your should cut that hair


1.You Will Be Jaw Dropping Handsome !!!;Most guys have this belief that if they cut their hair, they'll be ugly. It's true sha but only if your head is the shape of a mango and only 1 out of 1000 guys have the mango shaped head. The odds are in your favour. Your male friends will surely throw painful jibes at your new hair cut but the ladies won't lie to you. Ask them what they think and you'll probably get a reply like this. "OMG! You're so cute. I love this." If you sport the low cut and exude confidence in it, you may just find your friends calling you the classic man. If that's what you want, cut your hair.


2.You Will Look 99.9% Responsible!!!; It's been ingrained in our culture that men who keep the afro style are rebellious and irresponsible. In the 60's black men in black supremacist sects such as The Nation of Israel and New Black Panther Party For Self-Defense all kept crazy hairstyles(mohawk and afro) and had links with terrorism. That was the style kept by touts and religious extremist. The perfect black man kept his hair short and looked responsible and decent. Look at your dad, does he keep an afro? Cut your hair and be responsible like your daddy.

3.Your Beards Stand Out!!!; Since your attention is undivided, you now have more time on your hands to groom your man mane. Keeping a low cut draws more attention to your beards and I believe that's all you ever wanted. So if the ladies do not notice your awesome beards, you know what to do. Cut your hair!! And let the world notice the awesomeness sticking out of your face. I always get compliments on my beards even from guys.


4.Baldness Is Not A Problem!; The fifth phobia men have is baldness and it even ranks higher than death. Some men will prefer to die than get bald. If you are keeping an afro, get ready to battle baldism from your mid-thirties. A study has revealed that men who keep afros risk an 89% chance of getting bald while those who keep the lowcut is about 19%. If baldness is your phobia, cut your hair. I know it seems counter intuitive but in your 50's, you will be glad you did.


[b]5.You Save Time And Money!![/b]When I cut my hair, I noticed that the time I spend in the shower reduced drastically. All the scrubbing and washing was eating away my precious time. Drying the hair was another wahala. It took minutes just to dry the thick hair so I started using a blow dryer until I found out that using a blow dryer is a leading cause of baldness in men. I realised that I was also spending precious money on conditioners and hair creams.. money wey i go use buy fuel. So, if you want to save time and money, cut your hair and use your precious time and money well.

Don't say that I didn't tell you o. The low cut trend is making a comeback in Nigeria so brace your self and walk up to your barber and say, "Bros, Do me low cut style." You won't regret it. Keep being the man your daddy always wanted you to be. Have a lovely day. Cheers!!https://poksman./2016/04/15/reasons-why-boys-should-cut-their-hair/

Oma307:
Include Haggi 2 vs 9, for the glory of the latter house shall be greater than the former, say the Lord and in this place, i will declare my peace, say the Lord

thanks.. I'll surely add it in thr sequel

Thanks

Without religion, mankind will be lost and aimless, living life without purpose or direction. Ronald Reagan, the 40th president of The United States of America said,"Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face." I'm a deeply religious person and I seek inspiration from the scriptures to face life's challenges. I perused the bible and found some scriptures that spoke directly to me and I'm going to share them with you. So guys, here are 10 bible verses that all true men should be familiar with.

1.EXODUS 20:12- Honour your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the Lord your God is giving you. It's easy to understand. Don't disrespect your daddy so you may get to live as old as him. I think it's only commandment with a promise.

2.1 SAMUEL 15:23- Rebellion is as bad as the sin of witchcraft, and stubborness is as bad as worshipping idols. When I first stumbled upon this scripture, it came as a shock to me. I mended by ways and became as meek as a sacrificial lamb. In case you do not know, The Bible said, "Suffer not a witch to live!" So don't rebel and don't be obstinate like the goat.

3.1 TIMOTHY 5:1-2- Do not speak harshly to an older man, but speak to him as a father,to younger men as brothers, to older women as mothers, to younger women as sisters- with absolute purity.- This should be your mantra day and night if you want to find favour in the sight of men and be loved by all. Season your word with salt and don't hit on every young lady that you come across!

4.PROVERBS 1:10- My son, if sinners entice you, do not give into them. I swear it's not easy to stave off temptation, but when it comes, remember this simple scripture. It helps especially if the temptation is coming from your friends.

5.PROVERBS 17:25- A foolish son brings grief to his father and bitterness to the one who bore him. Trust me, you do not want to bring grief to your father. The consequences will be so grave that you will rue the day you decided to be foolish.

6.PROVERBS 1:8-9- Listen, my son, to your father's instruction and do not forsake your mother's teaching. They will be a garland to grace your head and a chain to adorn your neck. Simple yet so powerful. You're folks are wiser than you so listen to them except they threw you away at birth.

7.PSALM 90:14- Oh satisfy us early with thy mercy, that we may rejoice and be glad all our days. Young men, this should be your prayer everyday. If God blesses you with his grace and favour early in life, you'll keep balling for the rest of your life. Ask Mark Zuckerberg or Bill Gates who became billionaires in their 20's if you think it's a joke.

8.JEREMIAH 29:11- For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you,plans to give you hope and a future. I really feel that this scripture was written specially for me. When things are going haywire, this is the word that keeps me going.

9.PSALM 23:1- The Lord is my shepherd, I shall lack nothing. If there ever comes a time when your so broke that you can't put offering in church, remember this scripture. Meditate upon it and expect a miracle.

10.EZEKIEL 16:60- Yet I will remember the covenant I made with you in the days of your youth, and I will establish an everlasting covenant with you. Baba God does not forget the things you do for him in your youth. When you're old and frail, he'll surely remember your good deeds and reward you with peace and happiness

Young men, memorise these Bible verses and meditate upon them day and night and you are surely on the right path to being a better man. Have a wonderful day and keep making your daddy proud. Cheers!https://poksman./2016/04/16/what-the-bible-says-about-young-men/

Every man should raise a child. It's one of the toughest things you can do. There will be bodily fluids (and solids) on your skin, your clothes, your car, your home and anywhere else you take the little destructive force. You will not get enough sleep. Your social schedule may not survive the early years. Your relationship with your spouse/significant other will be strained and require major adjustment. You may go gray or lose your luscious locks, and all that sleep deprivation isn't going to help your looks. But the sacrifices required to raise a child will refine your character in ways nothing else can, and it's more than worth it in the end.

Keep being the man your dad always wanted you to be. Cheers!!! Please be a good man and like my facebook page https://m.facebook.com/poksmann

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hoebamaa:
Hope its not what am thinking...

...............modify.............

My girlfriend bears Mary and her ex name his James,they started dating each oda since 2011 and they break up last two years (2014).

e fit be her o

hardbody:
Are these 4 sisters of same parents....Mr Doe?

Doe is the name i gave them to protect their identities