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Fkforyou:
These are the kinds of thread I like, not all those frequent threads about women created by men as if our lives revolve around them,It's annoying.

Nice one OP.

I miss that "boys night out" thread.

I'm glad you like it

Gebbson007:
DD DAT secund 1 wells. make teacher never call project or assignment Pelumi go don elp Me do am plus she elpd me wif ma biology note.Pelumi wre Eva u re m sowi fr d Shii I DD 2 u

hahahahaha.. Pelumi is married now. She has forgiven you

Sistem007:
lolzz...bitter experiences though. I liked that note copying part. Gave me something to reminisce about #Smiling

So you copied notes for your crush... hehehehe. Good old days

Hey guys. I spoke to five of my female friends last week and asked them to share the worst thing a guy has done to them and what i heard sent shivers down my spine. Honestly, I didn't expect a guy to stoop so low in order to score cheap points with a girl. These guys do not deserve to be called men at all. If their old man found out what they did, he'll hang his head in shame and cry himself to death. For the purpose of privacy, I changed the names here in this article. So here we go..

"HE UPLOADED MY UNCLAD PICS ON FACEBOOK"-Mary Doe[23]

I began dating this guy called James in 2011. I was head over heels for him and for a moment I thought I had found my soul mate. We did everything you can possibly imagine together.Then, one day, he asked for my unclad pictures and I foolishly sent them to him thinking it was no big deal after all we were madly in love with each other. Fast forward to 2014 after over 2 years of dating, the love we shared waned and our conversations became boring and monotonous. Then, I knew it was time to move on. I politely broke up with him one Wednesday evening. He wasn't cool with it and began calling me names and ranted over the phone till I couldn't take it anymore. I stopped taking his calls and replying his chats. A month later, this sick bastard called James uploaded the unclad pics I sent to him over two years ago on facebook with a message saying I'm a prostitute looking for customers online. My world crumbled that day. I slumped into a terrible bout of depression for weeks with suicidal thoughts crossing my mind everyday. Facebook took down the image that same day but it was too late... the deed was done. I cursed him sha.. he'll never find happiness in life till he apologises to me.

"HE BROKE UP WITH ME IN PUBLIC"-Precious Doe[19]

It happened when I was in SS2. Philip was in SS3 and was the social prefect of the school. He was the typical bad boy with sagging trousers, a crazy haircut and an arrogant attitude. He asked me out twice but i turned him down on both occassions. The third time, I said yes because I found his persistence amazing. We were the power couple of the school, admired by everyone except for a few girls who wished they were in my shoes. We dated for two weeks and I know I was a good girlfriend to Philip as I helped him copy some of his notes and we made out twice. Then, on Friday, during the social night, Philip mounted the stage and said,'Everyone listen up. I want to use this opportunity to officially break up with Precious. Precious, it is over between us!' His classmates cheered him and the whole school joined them. I wished the ground would open and swallow me. I didn't even know when tears rolled down my cheeks and before I knew it, I was sobbing uncontrollably. I was used by a worthless piece of shit but I've forgiven him tho.

"HE STARTED A RUMOUR THAT I WAS A LESBIAN"-Ibiso Doe[22]

There was this guy that I rejected cos I think he's a total jerk without a future. He took the rejection personally and started a malicious rumour that I'm a lesbian and I change my undies once a week. It ruined my reputation because almost all my classmates believed the nasty rumour. I have a thick skin to rumours but this one broke me to pieces and left me sorrowful. Slowly and steadily, I'm building my reputation. It's not easy as a lot of people still believe I'm a lesbian. Na them sabi.

"MY EX SLAPPED ME IN PUBLIC"-Amarachi Doe[23]

Williams and I were taking a stroll along Agip road one Friday evening with our fingers laced together. I was enjoying this stroll as we were having a deep conversation about our future. Then, out of the blue, a tall and handsome dude walked passed us and I didn't know when I called him hot and sexy. I don't know whether it was a punch or a slap Williams gave me but I lost the ability to hear in my left ear. All eyes were focused on us. I could feel their eyes boring a hole through my belly. Beads of sweat formed all over me. Williams started begging profusely and I couldn't stop my self from bursting into tears. I walked away and I don't regret leaving the woman beater.

"HE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER"-Deola Doe[24]

In 2014, I began dating Paul. He was the perfect dude with a great face, a great body, soothing voice and a sense of humor. No wonder I fell for him. All was well till he paid me a visit one day but he met only my sister because I went out. I think he knew I wasn't going to be at home. Things happened that day. My sister told me what happened and apologised frantically saying she was seduced by Paul. I don't blame her at all cos Paul is a smooth talker. That evening, I confronted the guy and he told me to go to HELL and I lost faith in men that day. The relationship with my sister is now strained and awkward because of that fool.

So guys, there you have it. These five boys have trampled on our cherished manly values and are no more fit to be called men. We'll just sit back and let Karma do her thing.

Have a lovely day and keep being the man your dad always wanted you to be. Cheers!!!

Source: https://poksman./2016/04/13/five-nigerian-girls-share-horrible-things-guys-have-done-to-them/

Abel202:
I just learnt a few more things here. Thanks for the post.

you're welcome

Hey guys, today I scoured the internet and carefully and meticulously selected 20 manly quotes from quintessential men through out history. These quotes cut across pertinent issues like strength, character, courage and motivation. Fellow Cavaliers, see what these men are saying about true manliness.

One man with courage makes a majority- Andrew Jackson

Masculinity is not something given to you, but something you gain. And you gain it by winning small battles with honour.- Norman Wailer

A man must stand erect, not be kept erect by others.- Marcus Aurelius

A man should be able to hear, and to bear, the worst that could be said of him.- Saul Bellow

You cannot measure manliness with a tape around his biceps.- Billy Sunday

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching- John Woody

All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and i don't break them for anybody.- Scarface

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened- Billy Graham

I hated every minute of training, but I said,"Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life a champion."- Mohammed Ali

Rudeness is the week man's imitation of strength.- Eric Hoffer

Anybody can be heroic from time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time.- Luigi Pirandello

The final test of a gentleman is his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him- William Lyon Phelps

A man is not defined by the content of his wallet or the cut of his suit. He is defined by his manners and the content of his character- Gentleman Essential

Work for a cause, not for the applause. Live life to express, not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just your absence felt.- Gentleman Essential

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you are man, you take it.- Malcolm X

No man stands so tall as when he stoops low to help a child.- Abraham Lincoln

A man provides. He does it even when he's not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and does it. Because he is a MAN.- Breaking Bad

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.- Martin Luther King

I will get respect, or I die.- Ken Shamrock

Waste no time arguing what a good man should be. BE ONE! - Marcus Aurelius

So, there you have it. 20 quotes to inspire you on to being the perfect man your dad always wanted you to be. Apply these quotes in your life everyday and you're on the right path to attaining the Cavalier status. Enjoy the rest of the day. Cheers!!!https://poksman./

thanks bro

ClassCaptain:
Lol.

I really enjoyed the use of humour and tone of the thread ...

Nope. it's perfectly normal unless you are attracted to grandmothers. every guy secretly wishes for a mature older lady. It is called gerontophillia.

Fabulousmark:
So true.....But i keep getting attracted to ladies older than i am..... Is that a problem?

lol. nice meme

BreadandBeans:

I get it. You've been dating this girl since you guys were in Year 1 and you probably have lofty plans to marry her right after graduation and live happily ever after.

GUESS WHAT?

It's never going to happen. I'm sorry if i sound like a prophet of doom but it will be easier for Nigeria to win the World Cup than for you to tie the knot with that girl. Only less than 2% of school sweethearts get married and stay together[don't get divorced]. It's a shocking statistic considering how many boys are planning to jump the broom with their sweethearts after graduation. So here's why I think you should not chase a classmate.

YOU WILL BE HEART BROKEN; After five years of college, you will watch the love of your life run into the arms of a man much older and more accomplished than you are. It's not your fault bro. Blame the system. The odds of you getting a job right after graduation is getting slimmer everyday because the economy is wobbling and schools are churning out graduates everday plus the Second Class Lower[2.2] you are probably going to get makes your odds slimmer. While your neck deep job hunting, a rich, bald, and pot bellied man with a thick Yoruba accent will woo the girl of your dreams in less than a month. Believe me, she'll say yes. Then one Tuesday evening, she will call to invite you for her wedding. At that moment, you will question the reason for your existence. You will sink to the lowest ebb of depression and DIE!! Hahahaha.

Bro, it's not her fault. All her friends are getting married and raising beautiful children while her biological clock is ticking away because she's waiting on you to land the NNPC job. Her folks are putting pressure on her and her friends teasing teasing her constantly. She's nearing a psychological breakdown but conceals it with a charming smile. Then.. Bam!!! She meets Prince Charming-the rich, bald, and pot bellied Yoruba man. If you are going to commit suicide, do not use rat poison. That stuff doesn't work at all.

SHE WILL LOOK OLDER THAN YOU; Let's assume for a minute than you jumped the broom with you school babe[which is unlikely], get ready for the shocker. Within ten years of the marriage, she will look way older than you. The firm body that you once craved for will transmogrify into piles and piles of flabby fat and you will hate your self for shooting yourself in the foot. According to wikipedia, a man's skin has a higher collagen content which means less wrinkling while a woman who is roughly same age as you is already looking like your grandma. However, there is a way you can prevent this predicament...DO NOT MARRY YOUR CLASSMATE. Go for someone who you are older than so both of you will age gracefully. That's the way Mother Nature designed it and any one who messes with the design of nature faces her wrath. Look at your parents, I can wager my last 10 litres of fuel that there is at least a five year difference in their ages. SO learn from your wise old man.

SHE IS NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU RESPECT; Assuming you guys get married, there is going to be a day when she's going to talk back at you in the most disrespectful way imaginable simply because you guys were ex classmates. She will remember the day you kissed Jane behind the Academic Block over 15 years ago when you were young and immature and she'll use it against you till you rue the day that you met her. She knows all your dirty secrets and shameful deeds which she stores in her brain and it will be used as justification for her own deeds and in the end, it will end in a messy divorce. All men will choose respect over love ten times out of ten and the only way to guarantee the respect you crave for is by getting married to a younger sweet heart who is not your class mate.

So boys, do the needful. Stoop down and peruse your books, collect your 3 points without the emotional attachment, graduate and do not marry a classmate. Keep being the man your father always wanted you to be. Cheers!!!

P.S. My grand father met his wife in high school and they lived happily ever after.https://poksman./

awwwwww.. They called it shell shock back in those days.. Now its post traumatic stress disorder.. Tomorrow i wonder what dey will call it

my god!!!

Bluezy13:
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And then? ??

happy ban day

this is fraud! arrest her oo

Rexphobia:
Lemme wait till she is 18 years before I comment about her... Before I am accused of sexualising a child

i think its 16

this is repugnant to the principles of nature.!!!!!

16.5 million dollars to win senatorial seat?? It beats my imagination o.. I salute you.

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Ajewealth123:
if you like make u be goblin,she is taken

lol

refiner:
which kind name be dat?...abeg gudnight!....its late already OK!

sweet dreams..

this is lunacy laced with sheer stupidity

u forgot to add keke napep and i pass my neighbour generator

refiner:
...op,y are u insulting my state like dis nah!

hello.. I'm Zeddicus Zorrander. How are you ?

how much is it?

off light!!

chaii.. Its a pity

it transcends wahala to a predicament loaded with palava

all these trouble for ordinary shoe

you deserve a slap from the gods

this is a madness in it's pure and unadulterated form.

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