₦airaland Forum

Billyonaire: This Polymer CBN Governor should just leave. He has achieved little other than radical chit-chats.

Not sorry to say but i think you are just dumb!

Achieved little other than radical chit chats? A very daft thing to say my friend!

luvinhubby: The irresponsible mindset of some of these northern political leaders is the only problem Nigeria has.
So because GEJ did not appoint incompetent Northerners into govt. positions and give more money to them, he is incompetent?
You are indirectly accepting the tag of `northern parasites` by your outburst.

Sorry, GEJ till 2019.

Kid yourself.. GEJ won't go beyond his current tenure

You are in for a massive disappointment

No amount of rigging and bribery or corruption will keep him there beyond the end of the current tenure!

Knicks exploring J R Smith trade options... Absolutely about fuc...king time!

Terrible.

King harzyz: @raheemat holla @ me on this mail azeezlateefah@gmail.com

Why should she holla at you? You want to mend her heart?!

You want to take advatange of her situation?!

H;orn..y bagger!

eGuerrilla: Why make an issue of an honorary doctorate when the real problem is the one highlighted below?



Studied for a Masters Degree, US -- 1982/1983
Worked for NECA, Nigeria -- 1982/1983

Massive problem.. But one cant ignore the catalogue of other problems too you know, either way you look at it, Oduah is doomed!

winniz: APC you can fool yourselves all you want, keep lying all the lies you touts use the media to propagate against Stella will consume you all.

Haha... You are a fu..cking pleb!

People like you and Odiah are not needed in that Country called Nigeria, if it is to progress.

They are lying against Stella abi? Ok ask her to come out and put to the bed, the allegations against her, with solid evidences!

If she wont and you have not got anything to prove otherwise then STFU!

Smh... Why is this in the politics section?!

asala1: Here in Nigeria, we pay fixed charges for meter maintenance regardless of your energy usage. You have to pay the cumulative fixed changes even if you don't use electricity for 1 year. This is fraud!

Whaaaat?! Insane

STENON: Afta showin my true n Sincere Love,Care n respect for him, nt by avin sex or demandin 4Money/anytin frm him.......He changed his character after one n half yrs....Stopped calin,calin him witout pickin,cnt evn reply my text bk...bt prefers online chatin n replyin all my long essay of Online discusion wit him wit jst one word lyk ''Ok'',''Lol''....He dnt knw ow to open up n tell me to dt he's no mor interested..Bt i believe dt Action speak Louder dan words...I decided to say it out to him nt willingly bt out of Frustration...dat he shld let us brk d relatnship...n He wz very api abt dat.........Alhough, tis very difficult to let d pains go...n I knw d population is arnd 6-7billions of people in dis world.....bt he can neva meet such a Lady lyk me Again in dis Life.....

Ok... with your terrible and appalling written english!

If i were you, i will channel my energy into improving that instead of moaning on an online forum!

To my knowledge and coming from my experience working in the supply and distribution streams of various organisations in the UK energy sector, the “fixed price” or "fixed charge" energy tariff means that your unit rates stay at one price for the duration of the plan you choose or is on offer. This can range from one to three years.

Fixed price does not mean that you pay the same regardless of your energy usage.

The biggest draw of fixed price/charge plans is that you’re protected if your energy supplier raises its prices — but fixed price energy can also be more expensive than the cheapest energy tariffs, and sometimes includes a cancellation fee.

I am not sure how things will work in Nigeria, i expect issues that will probably smoothen out over time if they stakeholders are keen on success stories on all fronts.

She is a fattie!

naija noni: I thought they've changed their manager ?.
Renard was a french-man,is the newly appointed coach also french ??

Renard is now at Sochaux.

Lerato9: Ok i am a female and my best friend is a guy. We are extremely close and theres nothing we dont share with each other. We are there for each other during our highs and low points. I have a boyfriend and he has a girlfriend. We met during nysc in Nasarawa state in 2006 and have remained close since we both relocated and work in abuja after youth corps.

Recently, though, we have been cuddling alot. When i visit him, or sleep over at his place, we end up cuddling. On the couch, bed etc,. Sometimes he is in only his boxers and i in bra and underwear alone or lingerie.

The thing is we dont even kiss or have sex but he strokes my back, neck, thighs and stomach. I also run my fingers everywhere but never touch his pe.nis.

I derive immense comfort and pleasure from these cuddles and i dont intend stopping. I absolutely trust and adore him and he treats me with utmost respect.

Are we cheating on our partners? Is it a bad thing? Is it a sin as we are both christians and fear God.

OMG i am sooooo confused!!!M

How old are you?!

You got a brain?!

nerodenero: In the case of Mikel and Yaya,it is clear they cant serve two masters.One defends well and the other scores well.The defensive and visionary passes at the last AFCON by Mikel was second to none while Yaya couldn't even deliever goals as he is known for.AFOY's crown truly fits Mikel.

What has AFOY got to do with the thread?!

If you want to go down that route, i will tell give you a catalogue of reasons why Yaya Toure is a much better player than Mikel!

And this made front page?!

Who is the daf.t moderator behind this?!

wasak: Okay this is how it happened....
I was fortunately unfortunate to be a commuter of railway transit from Lagos to Kano. it happened that My girlfriend's brother would also commute same train. I hooked up with him and we sat just opposite each other... The journey was normal until we arrived at Ibadan terminus where tickets were already sold for intending commuters despite that the train was already filled beyond capacity.
to cut the long story short , a lady pleaded with me through the window to help her with her luggage... I did and she also entered through the window. We arrived more terminals and to my surprise more commuters boarded. the train thereby became filled to the extent that sardines would be thankful in. their cans. The said lady had to cope by sitting on. the window, the journey progressed into the night she couldn't bear the cold and therefore pleaded that she sit on my laps... I was reluctant due to the. presence of my in-law. but second thought had me melted to her. plea she was in acute discomfort.
She fell asleep on my laps ....
sorry for the long story... my in-law at the moment has broadcasted the events of the train to the whole of my girl's family.... her mum. dad and siblings.... needless to say I'm now a villain to the whole of her family....
please people how do I redeem this situation... I guess the road to hell is paved with good intentions!!!

Redeem the situation by killing yourself!

Do you have a tie? Hang yourself with it!

cooljoe13: hello nairalander, i am a guy, 21years of age, please i want you guyz to please explain to me, the perfect age you think a man get married, i have had 2 different relationship with ladies but it ended up quitinng them, since then i promise myself never to woo any lady because i feel wooing a lady, u take care of her, buy her tins nd satisfy, u later discover that she is not your real wife. u have just waste your time, money and effort. and i believe in something that God has destinied a wife for us, if u marry the wrong one, i bet u it wont lat long, i have a lot of experience and examples of them. and again i intend to no woo any lady again, so i do i know when the right one comes, so that she would not even bypass me againn am the type that i love kids nd i wish to see my own photocopy, even i need a lady to care for me cos am all alone, i give my self advise, decide on y own, no one to show me love. am just bore. please i really need your help and advice. i have been praying to God that i need a good caring, beautifu lady. Morover she should be a virgin. some would say 27 anbd above bt i dont believe in that. if u ask some guy when they want to get marry they wil tell u. its not yet time. that is a lie. oboy if the money is avilable, you will even marry @ 20 please how do i know when my propose future wife come

It will be written on her forehead, you dumb fu..ck!

benardemma: Tell him that if he try disturb you again that you will tell here wife.and wait for the reply from him.

DUMB!

Anyone.

Shameful....So her credentials were not verified thoroughly allowing her to stay on in that position for that long?!

Terrible.. What a shame!

Nigeria is a bloody joke.

People still use recharge cards?! smh

Good look.

Pistons taken down like its nothing.

Onto the next.

#KnicksTape

SMH..... Moyes, the one specially handpicked by SAF

Sad times....

Fuc..king #Lovethat

[quote author=tpia@].[/quote]What is the meaning of this?

OP

Tell your friend to dig a shallow grave and bury himself alive or pass him a drum and ask him to wail endlessly into it!