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Lolaabokoku: Miraclous!!!!!

Miraclous? what is that you daft cun.t?!

Abmarshalo: her career is recked

Wrecked .. DumbFU>.CK

[quote author=tpia@]oh lord.

lhm.

wasnt this the lady who abused one pastor because she said the ushers didnt allow her to sit in front of church?

just asking!

people were calling for fire and brimstone on the pastor here on nl at the time?[/quote]Tpia always off tangent, off point and off colour as usual!

Your case is beyond salvation... What a pinhead!

fctguy: I was driving through Wuse 2 Abuja when my attention was suddenly drawn to activities in and out of the "closed" Amigo supermarket.
Has the supermarket been officially re-opened?

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Dunce why didn't you stop by and ask if they have re-opened?!

Smh

Fair enough

Has it come to this level?!

[quote author=Mr•Olodo][size=24pt]why do moderator's like banning me[/size] [/quote]Daft cun...t!

[quote author=re@lchange]EFCC should investigate him after leaving the CBN
his resignation should be the first step
[size=16pt]meanwhile return soludo![/size] [/quote]Soludo return to do what? Are you insane or are you just a plain dunce?!

Ok.. So what is her name?

Silifa Sindodo or what?!

Smh ... This is total unseriousness in the kitchen

[quote author=Mr•Olodo]in a suit[/quote]Shirt and tie you bloody dunce.

Who is that fat kid wearing that white shiny crap?!

joseph1013: Now that we know (assumin you're feeding us with the right info), guess it's time to move on.

We'll survive without him. We have thus far.

Thanks bro for the clarification and doing it with good manners.

No doubt.

OK!

joseph1013: Maybe, and maybe not. We lose 100% of the shots we dont take.

The chap was asked which countries he was eligible for. He answered England and Nigeria.

So maybe he had Nigeria in mind. Maybe not. We May never know.

I am saying it because i know people close to Ross.. He never contemplated playing for Nigeria at all

He wouldn't have played for Nigeria anyway!

[quote author=money-hungry ]Guys, Dating na wash oh, so this is how to be a successful playboy in naija. Nowadays, na playboy sure pass oh!. Na the rules be this:
1) BE ATTRACTIVE:
This is the most important rule in the game. Girls fall for
attractive guys, it's simple and plain. So guys, hustle and
package yourself: take care of your hair, skin, wear nice
perfumes, and dress fly!. I'm not talking about skinny
jeans, I'm talking about that grown man look and please
don't sag too much. No mean say you go keep trouser
for your chest oh. lol. Be a fine boy bro!!.
All that money wey you use dash one girl wey dey break
your heart and no even send you, use it and package
yourself so that you can attract more girls. Girls love
guys that other girls will trip for, it gives them more self
esteem. That's what's up oh, wake up!.
If you package yourself and look attractive, you don't
need all that "10 ways to get a girl" bla bla bla, all na
hogwash. Girls will come your way, all you need to do is
to know when to detect the green light from them and
zoom in. If you get nice apartment and car na advantage,
all na still under attraction because you will attract a
higher class of girls.
2) 50/50:
please, don't go extra miles to get any girl. If she likes
you, she wouldn't stress you, things would be smooth.
Stop the excessive calls, text, chats if she is not
reciprocating. If you've called her 3 times and you never
receive 1 call from her, omoh na jonzing oh.
Let her be, she's not feeling you. Because that same girl
wey no dey return your calls, get other guys wey she go
dey over-call like 3 times per day. You dey chase am for 3
months but emeka Don straff am within 1 week. Na
packaging. That's why I say you should package and be
attractive (number 1 rule).
If you're attractive, you would have enough girls and the
few jonzing girls wouldn't matter. Even Jay-z can't get
every girl but his "attractive" money can get him enough
to last for his lifetime.
3) DON'T DEPEND ON MONEY:
money is good but it's not the ultimatum when it comes
to getting Nigerian girls. If you must spend, spend it on
yourself. It's called packaging... Again the most
important rule comes in: be ATTRACTIVE.
Those who depend solely on money to get a Nigerian girl
are guys whom are "unpackaged", ugly or have very low
self esteem. Bro, if you're not bad looking, package
yourself and watch things change.
That girl wey you dey buy BB porch for still get guys wey
dey straff her for free!!. Don't be a maga, use that money
take package yourself. Even if you spend, it's gonna be very little and for very important reasons.
I hear guys dey shout say the key to naija girls na money
but na pure lie! Be wise. Girls also like sweet-talkers, tell
her whatever she loves to hear. If she finds you
attractive, the only thing you gotta spend on her is time
and maybe a little cash.
4). SINGLE MINDSET:
In Nigeria, the relationship world is a fairly tale. A pipe
dream. Most of the relationship na pure wash. They
might feel we are in a relationship but in my mind I'm
single. If you have this mindset, you would worry less
and give her freedom.
Girls love freedom, they hate an over suspicious/nagging
guy.
The level of cheating nowadays is hilarious. Brothers,
stop putting your hearts in every relationship cuz only
like 0.5% of Nigerian girls are trustworthy.
They are scarce, Be wise. Your girlfriend fit get like 5
other bad guys wey dey service am. I dey laff you!!. You
nor dey see wetin dey happen for our social media?. Na
only you like to straff abi? Hahaha!
5) BACK-UP PLANS:
omoh its good to have at least at 4 or 5 girlfriends in
this computer age oh. I pity guys wey dey form "I'm
faithful" to one. Bro, that your "faithful" girl might be
fvcking other dudes.
That's why she breaks your heart: stup.id murdafucka.
Abi na spirits get all these girls wey I dey sexvice?. I dey
laff. When you have enough girls, no one of them can
deeply hurt you. It's easy, you just pick the next best
one and in a few days all that memories of your ex is
swept clean. Move on, you st.upid murdafucka. Stop
catching feelings, that's a bit:ch @ss trait.
6) DOG-EAT-DOG-WORLD:
No matter how attractive and hot you are, there's always
someone out there that could outshine you. But it's cool.
Its a dog eat dog world. If a hotter/ richer guy snatches
my girls attention, I wouldn't care deep cuz I know I got
more and I'd still attract someone else's girlfriend
too!.... And the circle continues. That's how it goes, no
hard feelings.
7) BED CHAMPION:
Sorry, I cant teach you this but its important. Learn to be
a giant at it, be the best you can be. Them like am die. If
you're good, she would keep coming back.
N/B: don't be foolish bro, always keep a good girl and if
possible, wife her. They are extremely scarce in naija so
you must hold on and never let go if you find her. A wise
Guy can identify a good girl. I met one during my youth
service but sadly, she was married. Morals, soul, beauty,
brains: A perfect woman. Until I find her, I shall keep
pimping these bit:ches.[/quote]You are a disgrace!

No idea.

Ishilove: Not turkey, chicken. I won't get up from this bed till noon

Whatever ... Hurry up and make sure i get served for lunch!

Ishilove: Polio, you sef your own is too much. I think you are even worse than tpia. Even when tpia is on her own you attack her. Na wetin sef??

And by the way dont you have a christmas turkey to cook lady?! #JustAsking

Ishilove: Polio, you sef your own is too much. I think you are even worse than tpia. Even when tpia is on her own you attack her. Na wetin sef??

Leave me and Tpia..... She enjoys it when i bully her, it keeps her sane and comforts her.

I have to agree... Her beauty is way overrated

Love Tiwa still

tpia1: So you people have nothing doing today, sorry for you then.

Just hang around, I'll be back at some point.

Wouldn't want you to remain lonely.

Hey TPIA, merry xmas bit...ch

How is it going?

Are you going to bore us with more of your bewitched and bizarre posts today or you are going to keep it sane and real?

Waste of time.

Yes you can ... Your chances of making hell fire are more if you go to church.

tpia: ok bye, i dont need to humour you, i know you need friends, try some of the raging orangutans i listed on the thread.

I hope you choke on your xmas turkey ... you silly prat