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Bilabong:
u get time to waste.

at least she has given EFCC a lead. by all looks, the gamer is in kaduna and you got a name to look for. that name has a legit ID that can be used to locate the gamer.
so, she did well. if you can forward this to investigators, they can proceed from here

is the real one really real?

well, it will interest you to know that the english fought so many wars to spread their language, english to distance lands during the civilisation era. now. reversing the situation calls for an alarm, indeed. English is a global language and even chinese beg to learn it. the arabs are the hardest nuts to crack. no matter how much time you stay in the arab world or how well you integrate you will never naturalize there. they are given homes away from the desert and they should be able to integrate for the least. no one deprives them of their culture, but if they so cherish it and feel no need to integrate with the indigenous people who accommodate them, why not go back to their home country? the indians are also an example of this, and this is why Idi Amin kicked them out of Uganda. i cant imagine approaching a permanent resident in the UK who cant dictate in intermediate english regardless of his elocution. you cant set the standard for the indigenous people. every immigrant has a choice. instead of criticising, return home. the whole world is in panic right now as a result of the unrest in the arab world. in less than 20 hours you can ride a car from syria to saudi arabia, but none of these arab nations opened their doors to syria in their time of turmoil. they all practise the same religion, speak same language, and share same culture yet they will never stand up for their brothers. the western worlds have done more than enuff for these guys. they are scared for their lives. the first thing one should do when he enters a foreign land is to learn the language, which is the tool for communication. sincerely, i see nothing wrong with this. dont kick the butts any time one makes a step. it is no secret terrorists have use islam as a medium to perpetrate evil. is not the world to blame, blame yourselves for not being able to sanitize your religion. you know these guys, fish them out! come out openly and oppose them, join hands with the authority to cleanse your religion. muslims are stigmatized all over the world, because of some sects. yet, muslims only stand up in defence when people make remarks about them. it is not the people, it is the terrorists who call "allah" and islam while they carry out the vices. so, dont take a shade, but take it as a challenge to sanitize your religion. terrorists have truly dragged islam to a religion of mockery. i have no hate for muslims, but am sad over the fact that the top Imam stay quiet when these terrorists kill in the name of islam.

tunshe:
Islamophobia!

It could have been better stated that all immigrants must learn English.

Whether they learn English or not, a devilish mind will always heed to the call of Devils.

It has nothing to do with Islam, perhaps he meant Arabs.

Statement like this isn't different from that of Donald trump,hence, UK government has no justification debating on his stance.

Ignorance,intolerance and religious sentiments are the symptoms of those who judge the action of a few on a multitude.

Islam is peace, it takes objectivity to accept.

your write-up is very biased, judgemental and you lack preliminary information about what you just typed there.
you have no approach to problem fixing. i will highlight some of your words for you to digest and rethink

Zitoangels:
. Someone needs to tell them that based on the world oil benchmark price at the moment, Nigerian government no longer can depend on oil as it's clearly shown in 2016 budget. Even if the oil benchmark price bounces back, that region will be to suffer for it [/b] because already the government of the day would have diversified her economy and little or no attention will be paid to oil. If Mr. Tompolo has nothing to hide he should do the honourable thing by appearing in court or he faces the consequence of disobedience to the law of the state. [b]He should be reminded that if he has a war ship, the military has intelligence and 25 mines protection war vehicles have just been delivered to the Nigerian Army by the United States of America. He should therefore count the cost of the war he's drumming about before it is too late.
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It's the touts whose lives will be snuffed out in the ensuing retaliation by the government that i pity. One thing is certain, you cannot fight FG and win.

have some respect for those people and dont call anyone a tout. you used the word that best describes you. the bad guys are only a few and you are stereotyping. very bad!

why do we need to know about this? it is time we all get to understand that this isnt the kind of information we want. i dont want to see your car i want to see where and how you got the money. so me and all others can go make ours

shameful!!! isnt it a shame that we use the underprivileged and disadvantaged in the society to gain fame and create publicity stunts? this isnt what the kids really need. Politicians and beauty pageant winners run to the orphanages with few beddings and bags of rice, then publish that in the media. isnt it a shame?
Those things dont change the lives of the kids. These people never return to the orphanages after the stunts or after their tenures. look at the houses they visit, the buildings look dilapidated and they are not ashamed to take pics there. it will cost Lara nothing to build a better home for the kids and put the kids on sponsorship.

I have had serious grudges for some white folks who go to africa to spend 2000 USD and then return to America with video footages to make millions of dollars and fame with. Evidently, we do the same thing to ourselves. just shameful!!! why would you give to orphans and underprivileged and then publish it for people to see. why not publish what you give to your brothers or relatives?
Lara would never post pics of her and her husband at home for us to see, but she invaded the privacy and security of those children by posting those pics. if you want to give, do it with the mind of giving

fetish... absolutely doltish

that doesnt change the situation in Nigeria. there's no statement about her outfit. is just blurry ordinary like what an average Nigerian would wear. is time to stop celebrating mediocrity. if you claim to be a star, then you should be able to live above the glitz of the average girl in the street. cleavage is not stardom. these girls are hugely irrelevant in the entertainment industry. they only get traffic on sites like this. they will never make the front cover of a magazine in South Africa or Ghana. they dont get beyond posting pics on nairaland

do you truly know the shape of your face? can tell us which is yours?

While you’re paying close attention to your face and hair needs, there’s one area of your body you may unknowingly be neglecting. This doesn’t go to say that you don’t care about this certain spot, but that it rarely crosses your mind. We’ll give you a moment to guess … ready? It’s your underarms, armpits, pitters, pockets…yeah, those things! The skin around this often-forgotten area is super sensitive, and taking proper care of them can be tricky if you’re not well versed in the skincare art of underarms. And that’s OK because that’s what we’re here for! Now, let’s go over your main concerns and how to take care of them — the right way.
Hair Removal

Shaving: Shaving the right way will eliminate stubble while preventing ingrown hairs and any possible inflammation. Remember that hair under there can sometimes grow in various directions, which means you may have to shave in more than just one downward motion. Gently exfoliate the area prior to shaving (your loofah will do or use The Body Shop Aloe Gentle Exfoliator) and use a conditioning shave cream for smooth results. (Exfoliation also helps fight off underarm odor, but more on that later!) For a close and comfortable shave, be sure to use a fresh blade!

Waxing: While waxing isn’t the most fun, it’s highly effective and can leave you hairless for weeks instead of days. Try it at home if you’re brave (and not the messy type!) or seek the help of a professional esthetician or wax expert to ditch the daily stubble.

Laser: While it can cost a pretty penny, 6-10 sessions of laser hair removal will leave your underarms feeling baby soft. Be sure to do your research before going this route, but consistent treatments will leave you with little to no hair for good!

Odor

Oh, the touchy subject of B.O. ... Ever give yourself a smell check midday and think, well, this is not so great? Kick your body odor to the curb by keeping your clothes clean, your body squeaky clean and by using a deodorant or antiperspirant like Kiehl’s Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant and Deodorant, which contains Linseed Extracts for a soft and smooth feel that protects against sweat and odor. Just be sure to wait at least 10 minutes after shaving to apply deodorant, so as to prevent any irritation or rashes!

Color

Underarm hyperpigmentation, excessive darkening or changes of the skin can have various causes. Overexposure to UV rays can stimulate and produce brown-colored pigment, so be sure to stay sun safe! Other factors could be hormonal changes and irritated or allergic reactions to products — in this case, scheduling a visit with your dermatologist is recommended for treatment. Underarm hair tends to be dark and coarse, which gives off the appearance of a shadow since the stubble sits just below the surface of your skin. Waxing will help prevent this “5 o’clock shadow”!

Retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen enters the bladder instead of emerging through the penis during orgasm. Although you still reach sexual climax, you may ejaculate very little or no semen. This is sometimes called a dry orgasm. Retrograde ejaculation isn't harmful, but it can cause male infertility. Treatment for retrograde ejaculation is generally only needed to restore fertility.
Symptoms
*Dry orgasms, orgasms in which you ejaculate very little or no semen out of your penis
*Urine that is cloudy after orgasm (because it contains semen)
*Inability to get a woman pregnant (male infertility).

I am planning to stay some days in Lagos. I need advice on what hotel to stay that has constant light, hot running water, and without mosquitoes.
If u also can, pls recommend a better location I'm stay that I can stay with access to local foods and road. If you can also quote the price.

Pls, sincere advise.

eleko1:
Some hotel charge as low as 9k per day @ LEKKI/environ.u can tell a trusted friend to help u check/run around for affordable one(Ajah,LEKKI,IKeja,surulere)I did prefer mosquito to bite U than dos nite marauders to sting U .Security wise is more important than mosquito thing.Wish u journey mercy

thanks bro, but I want to come incognito. Don't want to meet friends or family. Thy might blow the trumpet. And no one is trusted. What areas would be cool to chill out n enjoy a good swim with original local foods?

I will be visiting Nigeria briefly for 9 days. i do not want to stay by my family so, i will like a mid-average hotel that i can lodge with constant power, no mosquitoes, and comfort. can someone recommend one to me, pls?

Fortissimo:
If only more nigerians were like you. You've showed us exactly how to deal with an antagonist. Don't feed them. Thumbs up man!

I appreciate, brother. In life not everyone wearing dark shade sunglasses is blind; not all sights are worth seeing. Hope you have a wonderful Sunday.

tpiar:
please keep your sir, I didn't ask for it.

next time, google your info before spreading gossip here.

OK. Thank you

tpiar:
your grandma would say check google.

plz don't be a smartazz here.

OK! Thanks sir, I appreciate

ITbomb:
Still on English matter

LOL. blunder of the year

tpiar:
all the info you seek should be on google and the Nigerian Immigration website.

thank you, sir! But, my grandma would say reality is the way to go.

seunt4ut:
No worries brother. The rapid you will get is next day collection. You will get same day collection offer which is just to convince you.after a long hurdle you will still have to come back next day.

thanks Seun, you have been very resourceful to me. I appreciate so much.

seunt4ut:
You're quiet right about the way Nigeria treats their citizen in diaspora so inhuman if I have to be blunt. I wonder when the country Nigeria will be great and be sincerely proud to be Nigerian. Just go to FestAc 22/23road. You will get it done there. I would have link you up but my client is not that open minded. It will cost you 22k naira.
Good luck.

thanks much, Seun. But how long will the process take? Can I get it same day?
And for your client, if u dont mind I recently bought the key for opening minds, so feel free.

captain247:
I did mine in PH for #28k 32 pages and got it after 4days.

thanks sistrs. if u dont mind me troubling you, do you have information of doing it in lagos? I will be in Lagos during my trip

seunt4ut:
You don't have to fly down to Nigeria to renew your passport. Just go to Nigeria home office at the country you are currently residing and apply for renewal. They will put you through. I used to renew when I was living abroad without having to come to Nigeria.

thank you bro, but if I do as u say I can't meet up. In the Nigerian immigration office here, Nigerian citizens are treated with disdain. Am not the first diaspora saying this, am sure. Ive been there twice now and I don't want to go into details, I need a solution now.

My passport is expiring in August, while I will be on vacation in April. I want to renew my passport now so as to apply for Visa to visit my brother when I'm on vacation. At the time i will be on vacation, my passport would be less than 6 months and no country to accomodate me with a less than 6 months valid passport. Now i want to fly down to Nigeria to do it, cos it takes months to do it here. I tried to do it initially, but I was told my passport was still 14 months valid at the time. So, I have no option now, but to take emergency leave for 6 days only and fly to Nigeria to get it done.
Now my question is, Can I renew it since it hasn't expired yet?
Where can I renew it?
How much will it cost?
How long will it take?

Sincere and informative responses, please

HungerBAD:
So the guy rub his thing for her back?

Punishment is when you feel Genevieve ' s naked body ,and then you go home to your Vaseline.

bro dunt b fooled. Genny isn't so expensive. That guy may have hit the spot from back to side and center in series. Don't bet ur money on these show girls. They do anything to stay relevant

truthfulguy:
It is your father that will die wherever he is right now. Not just your father but your entire loved ones.

What has a man that just became governor done to justify dying there?

na wah o. I guess u feel u just won a jackpot by that. I clap for u well well. I no no u b4 o. U carry dead body come meat undertaker. Anything way u c from tomorrow night make u take am. Na u use ur hand cause am for urself. I give u 12 hours to modify ur comment if not, u go confirm am tomorrow night.

Goke7:
don't be an enemy of progress, a litre is now a litre at filling stations due to stiff sanctions from dpr, electricity continues to improve which is visible to all including the blind, price of diesel has reduced, ask anyone who uses diesel, the change is already affecting the masses, only haters will say otherwise, spare us all your cock and bull stories, we now have a leader with balls.

I almost replied u, but when I checked Ur dp frustration gripped my fingers. Evidently I came here to look for Ppl like u but count today as a spare day. I'll let u go before I change my mind. Ur meat no fit full my plate. U no reach anything. Farewell

He sud die there. The money they spend on buying cars is sufficient to build our roads. Now c accidents causing so many deaths on those roads n yet they don't care. He should have bought a flying car

akraym:
What do you expect? No work for town if they get sacked!


QoQ
A.G.E

I don't encourage sack for now, but a penalty n for another time it sud be suspension. But double suspension is ....s(H)a_k. a =C. b =K

It is now over 100 days n Una never still start to show real signs of production. We still day wait. Na so we go day hear all these kind news forever

Jeromejnr:
Change your place to please.

thank u. I will change the auto-correction on my fone to a modernized version. Do u know any software that I can download online for free?