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EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 7:19pm On Sep 15, 2014
ModusOperandi: If you can actually understand what this guy posts, I owe you tom tom sad embarassed
Obviously_ I do.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 7:16pm On Sep 15, 2014
chimhigher: Now i blive Dah Wareva u plan 4,u wl get it..i culd vividly remember scoring 240 in jamb dats is 30...den i saw in previous NL post dah elect elect cut off hs Nva Xceeded 55..xo i needed 2 score just 50 in postume 2 get 55 agg..buh 2 b on a safe syd,60 agg wuld b d best..nd dah was How i Started...All ma plans was 2 score 60 in post ume 2 get ma 60 agg...I nva askd 4 more,i stil dnt knw y...culd stil rememba during d xam,i sat near a Man prolly in hz early 40s,he 2 was aspiring 4 EEE...he saw ma jamb score and said i just need 2 score 60 nd No Bush baby can take away ma guaranteed admission.
.hahaha Xcatly d score i wanted 2 score..During d Xam,Omo D maths Was A Jawbreaker...buh Boys Stil Do Dem best Sha...Nd Behold wen i checkd ma Resylt,i scored 60 on d Dot..gvin me an agg of 60...wooow now i blive Dah WAREVA U MKE UP UR MYND 2 ACHIVE,U SURELY WILL...
RomanceRe: Confession by polz(m): 8:59am On Sep 15, 2014
teeo: If i hear say na movie, someone was just trying to save face. Double wahala for deadie body
If I hear say u no get am grin
RomanceRe: Confession by polz(m): 8:57am On Sep 15, 2014
Eeeeeeeeeee do_movie iyah ended.









Una wan cum slip 4 cinema?? undecided
RomanceRe: Confession by polz(m): 9:31pm On Sep 14, 2014
adeoladrg: Rozzay just shattered the dreams of a lotta guys.









If you're in that bracket, pele tie o grin
Her FOOLlowerz iz bound 2 reduce...






Some ppl no go slip dz Nyt+ I knw 1 personally wink
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Has Finished Me!!! by polz(m): 9:21pm On Sep 14, 2014
Iaz93: This one no well oo... undecided

[left][/left][sup][/sup]Selfish fish! Thinking of herself alone. What a wife material[s][/s]. grin grin
embarassed
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 7:00pm On Sep 14, 2014
Man utD!!! grin





"Am so fancy"- in charli's voice
FoodRe: Food You Ate Once But Won't Wanna Eat Again.. by polz(m): 10:08pm On Sep 13, 2014
Etz called *Abacha!!* undecided



Well it happened dat my brodie n I were invited 2 a church prog smwer in ijesha(lagos). D sermon was takin 2lng, so we decided 2 take a stroll so as 2 get smfin 2 eat. On exiting d gate, we met up wif dis crowded restaurant. Nd wen I say crowded, I mean CROWDED... We walked up 2 buy d supposed Rice or Beans or Eba we felt dey were eating...
Hmmmmn_ on-getting der, wt I saw on deir plates was dis white substance chopped in2 sizes, served wif fresh veg-leaves nd cow skin(pomo). It was tempting tho +d guyz dere were eating it wif so much gusto n enthusiasm, dat I felt "DaMn!!, dis tin is worth trying" ...nd b4 u knw it "poff!!" I ordered a plate.



Hmmmmn_ brodahz n sistaz, no word cn express hw disappointed I felt dat day.
I cldnt help 2 spoon full. Yh_ it tasted dat teribu

So 2 d ladies if yu plan a suprise dessert 4 ur guy, pls dat tin Kal'd "abacha" is a no-go-area... U might just ruin everytin u've wrkd hard 4.
#SaveOurSoul#SayNo2Abacha
Jokes EtcRe: Hangout With Don Jazzy OR A Free Iphone 6! Which Would You Go For? by polz(m): 4:08pm On Sep 13, 2014
LilNetty: I-phne for sure...u wanna order one for mehuh#winks#
Hahahaha_ I Suppose!
U wouldn't mind. Wuld yu?
Jokes EtcRe: Hangout With Don Jazzy OR A Free Iphone 6! Which Would You Go For? by polz(m): 2:31pm On Sep 13, 2014
LilNetty: Lolz...out of option
Lol_ obviously.

So tell me, ar yu goina accept d iphone 6 grin or u'll prefer hanging awt wit don-jazzzy undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: List The 3 Cartoons That Made Ur Childhood? by polz(m): 2:23pm On Sep 13, 2014
Lol_ ofcuz buddy, Johnny bravo was super cool


Bur 4 me, it'll b...
#dexter'z laboratory
#zeta project (d dude z awesome)
#cow n chicken
#Ed,Edd n Eddy
#animaniacs
#spider man n hiz amazing frndz
Den... Pinky nd d Brain!

Sincerely man, childhood wz FUN;
#SoSimple#Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Hangout With Don Jazzy OR A Free Iphone 6! Which Would You Go For? by polz(m): 1:27pm On Sep 13, 2014
Goin by ur dp_ I suppose I'll rada hangawt wit yu instead
Jokes EtcRe: Hangout With Don Jazzy OR A Free Iphone 6! Which Would You Go For? by polz(m): 1:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
LilNetty: Someone asked me this Question and I decided to share with other Users of Naijaloaded.
What if you have this Options and you were asked to choose just one, which will that be?
A Day Hangout with Mavin Boss Don Jazzy or a Free iPhone 6? Which would you go for?
Drop your Comment.
Iphone 6 haz got it o!_ don jzzy cn go2H 4 all I care
Christianity EtcRe: My Body Is Weak Bt D Spirit Is Willing..i NID URGENT HELP!!! by polz(m): 1:05pm On Sep 13, 2014
BodyKiss: He should type properly first. How can you help if you don't understand what is being said?
Nigerian and deir never-to-be-solved-soon problem



#prioritizingLess-than-worthy-tinz
Anybody hu openz diz thread getz d message diz fellow is tryna pass. So y ar mking it seem english-efficiency is wt u go online 2 prove.as a mata of fact I dnt c wt wrng wit his write up.

So if I must tell yu ...






Young man I dnt knw wat you talking 'bout
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 8:04am On Sep 13, 2014
Doctor21: polz here z nospell whatsap cntact add him asap d guy wi definitely b of a great help 07035787515
#appreciated
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 7:56am On Sep 13, 2014
viccipedia: Uniben this, Oau that. Nigerians always complaining without action, if you don't like your condItion then do something about it. Most of US YOU would not have been born if life was a bed of roses. If them increase schools fees now, una go strike. Just like I tell young people who think Nigeria is a failed state, well Ghana is there. Despite all these mentioned flaws, you still chose to compete with over 1.5million other students in jamb and 14thousand in postutme. Please behave yourselves
I second dz
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 8:22pm On Sep 12, 2014
ahika: I've said something about correction form before. The thing is nobody wants to read previous pages and those that do wants to look for one way or the other to continue panicking
#liked
'Rememba u mentiond it... jx cnt help bur pnick. Buddy etz uneasily disturbing 2 fink u run d risk of 4feitin ur admission due 2 one-name-issue-tin. Etz nt bin easy man_ d whole process 2 getin admitted wz hectic. D study no b here_ cnt afford 2 fink dey'll all go 4 "nadaar". 'Ll say dtz d reazn mi nat willing 2 take chances.




Bur thankz anyway_ u've bin too helpy#Gratitude
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 7:47pm On Sep 12, 2014
Doctor21: yea. A guy frm mysch ws sharn z clearance xperience dis z ws d xample he gav us: my real name z john mikel obi, bt d cafe guy dat fild my jamb 4rm wrote it as john obi mikel. I tried corctnin it aftr b4 jamb bt ws askd 2 go 2 abuja nd lodge mine complain. I felt it ws trivial xo durin my physical clearance i went tru stres. Ws givn a corct form 2 fil, ws ask 2 go 2 uab in uniben nd lodge mine cmplain. Aftr runin here nd dere i ws finali cleard in february 2013 nd d clearance startd by oct 2012. Xo bros my advice z go 2 mysch search 4 d topic uniben release admisn list 2014/2015.d topic as at nw z 16 page open as manz page as u cn search 4 d name nospell z cntact(whatsap) alxo dere. He wi b of great help 2 u. He z a law studnt 4 2014/2015
You couldn't hv been more helpful
#Gratitude#ThankzPlenty
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 6:38pm On Sep 12, 2014
Doctor21: went 2 uniben ystrday 2 purchase d scratch card 4 printin d admision leta. Den i showd d cafe guy d eror in my o'level result as regard d speln of my surname. Mehn d guys ws jst laughn nd he tod me dat i show jst run 2 neco office nd corct it immediately or face d delima durin physical clearance.(dose clearn oficials ar sadist he said). Xo 2day i wnt 2 neco ofice(Tnk God d ofice z close 2 my house). Mehn chimhigher ws rite o, U nid 10k 2 rectify any erorr dough my ws actuali 9500(2500 as bank draft,7000 4 courier service) Here ar d tins u nid 2 corct name isues-sch leta-photocard frm sch- validation list 4rm sch. I ws tod dat it z goin 2 take 1 mnth 2 rectify evrytin. Xo pals if u gat any eror in o'level corect dem na. #1 love
Hey doc_ u fink d order of name arrangemnt cn b considard a "problem"??
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 9:53am On Sep 12, 2014
Thread be moving @ d speedov light lately grin







#morningE'rryYuu
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 10:23pm On Sep 11, 2014
benromeo39: We must give this theoneandonlyme award for December, I never see who observe pass am. angry
#lol
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 9:32pm On Sep 11, 2014
#bboG.... undecided






Evenin. @y'll
FoodRe: 9 Foods You Should Not Eat Before Going To Bed by polz(m): 12:20am On Sep 11, 2014
Ogbeni go and lie down in green-pasture!![b][/b] undecided







Ion tink u'v tasted, ny of doez_during d day sef
#pizzA_kor
#cheese Ni
RomanceRe: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by polz(m): 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2014
Julieee: so whats up with the censored?
2 get ur attention_




Datz wat up wif d "censored".
#GuessItWorked.
FashionRe: Ladies, Would You Wear This Hairstyle? by polz(m): 11:35pm On Sep 10, 2014
Ashlamzee: Wia is she going wit de hair?
Wt do u mean_ datz a copter shez gat on ha head







I bet she'll go anywer tongue
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by polz(m): 10:39pm On Sep 10, 2014
Dia're tinZ reaL Gz rada leave unattended 2...





Feelin moisef lyk_"kin dancin" cool
Eyin temi aofa na?
ROMEO I c yu
SportsRe: Funny Things I Noticed During The Afcon Qualifier Between Nigeria And South Afri by polz(m): 10:00pm On Sep 10, 2014
Ok








Dat wz quite Funny







#lol undecided
CelebritiesRe: Justin Bieber Strips Down To Underwear On Stage by polz(m): 9:45pm On Sep 10, 2014
Go kal police na_ mtcheeeew!!!

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