₦airaland Forum

It is high time Nigerian Government begins the same project in Nigeria
There are lots of Ghanians living illegally in nigeria

Huge man pls big him very well, Y must he be training a woman unclad

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Cheap questions, No wonder they usually have 300 first class student every year...

So is jesus not lord ?

Has anyone conveniently made 10k on uber or taxify today ?

Chuwaa:
So as many didn't work last Saturday and won't work next Saturday as well as in March, any reduction in weekly returns from this 'force majore'

Any day u no work, deduct 5k

nitigriti:
Car owners dealt with me, ehn. I get story.
#1. Toyota Yaris, the first car I rented on ehailing. One day like that I was going to Oyingbo from Yaba bus stop. At the turning into Commercial Avenue, one danfo driver overtook me from the right and crossed in front of me to turn into Commercial Avenue. He collided with the car, damaging the right front fender, the right front wheel shock absorber, the headlight cover (right, front) broke, and the 2 side mirrors got detached (danfo crushed one, while the impact of the collision pushed me in the path of an Okada passing one way who also yanked off the other).
I detained the danfo driver and his danfo at Sabo Police Station and called the car owner. Oga said "Hold the Danfo driver well well, no let am go". I told him I've already detained him at Sabo, that they were preparing to charge him to court sef for driving without a license and for causing malicious damage. Oga said "ehn ehn, well done. Na so". I told Oga, Station DTO is asking for #20,000 to charge the case to court (LASTMA inspection, Crime Diary entry, DPO approval etc), Oga said "hold the Danfo driver well".
Aaaaahhhhhh! Is it mouth I will use to hold the Danfo driver? Oga, Oga, come Police Station, DTO wan even see owner of car. Oga said "tell DTO say I no dey Lagos. I don travel go South Africa". Meanwhile, bus owner and Danfo driver were using God and the heads of their children to beg me. DTO was asking me how far, make him proceed?

I considered everything and told DTO I don't want any case. He should release danfo driver and the bus. They thanked me, DTO released everybody (I still pay am #5,000). I got home that night with the car. Called Oga, told him what I did. Oga went ballistic. I told him you didn't show up, there's no input from you. You just kept pushing me forward, so what do I do? Give DTO #20,000 and leave the car with the Police till the case is settled? Maybe in 6 months time? Oga, I didn't hear from you, so I did as my spirit led me.

Next morning, I called Oga Gazzuzz, told him I have a car I need repaired. Gazzuzz said I should come. Drove to the workshop with my son. After assessment, I got repairs estimate of about #80,000 excluding the cost of replacing the two damaged mirrors. Gazzuzz told me to bring the comprehensive insurance so he can send the bill to the insurance company. I called car owner, the repair garage is asking for comprehensive insurance. Oga said him no wan use the insurance now, say make I hol Danfo driver well well. "Shebi you still get him number and address? Use Police go carry am for house, make you hol am well well". The Oga no get comprehensive insurance for him vehicle. I was a newbie naa, so I fell mugu, driving car with third party insurance. Last last, I paid for those repairs from my pocket. I also replaced the side mirrors (additional #25,000) from my pocket. Repairs completed in about one week after the incident. Immediately I retrieved the car from Oga Gazzuzz workshop, I called car owner to let him know I was with the car now. "Ehn, ehn, when are you going to send me the #40,000 rental for last week?". Excuse me, the car was undergoing repairs all through last week. I sent you the garage's invoice, I gave you the phone numbers of the owner of the garage, I gave you the address .... "Deji, you think say I be JJC for this business? You forget say I be Bini boy? That garage belongs to your friend. Na both of una arrange this scam wey you wan scam me. Send my money, abeg, me I no dey for all this talk wey you dey talk". I just weak. I paid his money, then dropped his car for him.
Car owners are wicked.

Next time don't leave danfo drivers alone for their crime, they will do the same thing to another person and gets away with it by begging.
At times danfo drivers will tell u that they will damage ur car without anything happening... such people who say this are the one who Beggs when they damage people car.

You too fall my hand seriously.... you are in lagos OK so u should behave like a lagosian. Good day and pls next time don't ever try to leave alone danfo drivers when they damage cars.

kamtrix:
I am thinking of investing some money in a balance and carry vehicle business but I'm not sure which is the best to invest in One uber taxi, A danfo bus or few KEKE napeps.

Kindly advice from experiences in any of these businesses. Thanks Nairaland.

Uber is not provitable this days
Keke napep are making more money than Uber or taxify
Danfo is the worst they won't remit ur money and they will even mismanage ur bus

asawanathegreat:
Allah waku baru

You are very silly.... is that how to say it?

17 years old is mature enough to have it deep inn

Everyone is making money from singing nonsense, i'd love to be a musician

How can u just say he took a bullet meant for his mum without telling us the full details of the event.
Tells us who pulled the trigger

A final closure came for 38-year-old Adekunle Tade, an uber driver whose body was found in Lagos lagoon after he was reported missing since December. He was laid to rest at about 8:16p.m. last Thursday at African Church Cathederal, Ifako.

The burial, which was restricted to three clerics, family members, deceased’s wife and two children, took place in the graveyard located behind the church premises. Those who had gathered to pay their last respects were however horrified when it was discovered that the size of the casket did not fit the dug grave, which led to a new construction at the gravesite.

It was a long wait for the deceased to be committed to mother earth after several autopsy conducted on the body at Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH) delayed the burial earlier scheduled for 12noon.However, the children of Adekunle were bathing in tears during the burial of their father who was allegedly tortured and murdered by his car owner, Mrs. Andry Nwokedi.

Tade who drive for the car owner, Mrs. Andry was allegedly attacked by armed robbers who boarded his car from airport road, Ikeja on 4th of December 2018.Although he reported the case to Ilepo police station that the car was snatched but the car owner, Andry was not pleased with his story which made her invite him over to her apartment.

His friend, Mr. Kehinde Olatono who accompanied him to grant Andry’s visit at her apartment claimed that he heard some strange noise inside the house while waiting for his friend outside which made him ran to see what was happening but was shocked to see his friend being tortured on a bare floor.Although Tade never returned home after the torture but was declared missing till his body was found in the lagoon some weeks ago.The family of Adekunle has therefore appeal to Lagos State police to seek for justice for the deceased.

BillGoldberg:
Funny enough, I carried same two boys 5 days ago to Lekki!! He was yapping about Dremo right? That this is Dremo house? Telling me if I don't know Dremo. I faked ignorance and asked him if that one na artist too! You need to see the wicked look he gave me. Funny enough, the sick foool insisted on taking his 200 naira change.

Lesson learnt Treat all riders like a star even if they are not

All the big names you mentioned don't really have money, they are also struggling to earn money

See what INEC chairman has caused
Reduced fares everywhere today

Niiade:
Hello folks, trip to Ibadan right now Berger pick up. 08025140064 hit me up

Even with reduced fare everywhere with 1.2× boost the fares are still reduced

This girl likes crying too much, when she is happy, she will cry when she is sad she will still cry, when she receive gift, she will cry, when they are f u c king her she will still be crying. Cry cry baby

segzyndpep:
Happy sunday please is toyota yaris 2006-10 good for rhailing ?because i hadly see it,Am thinking its a good car just like the popular corolla

What is rhailing?

The b r e a s t are seriously sagging but why ?

He always releases his prophecy after the action has be done

Maax23:
Anuofia Ki bu, otondo gbu Kwa gu dia. Ikere apenta.

Ede ke de wo ni eyin eniyan yi n so lenu ke ?

Pete1:
Experts in the house help please. My 2008 Hyundai Elantra AC does not cool once the sun comes out. My AC guy says I should remove the thermostat, but I am not comfortable with that. Experts please help me with a good advice on how to solve this issue. Thanks
Cc gazzuzz

Have u checked the filter ? The AC has a filter check it 1st, if it's very dirty then get a new one

377:
I have a Toyota 2005 model for Uber not taxify I am giving it out at 20k per week but the person will being it home every Saturday evening cos I will take d car to.church on sunday. The person comes to pick it on Monday morning as.early as 5am. If ur ok please send me mail on. tetwood@gmail.com. tks

With this kind of arrangement, it's better you drive it ur self for uber, most of the drivers u see out their are graduate so drive it ur self no one is some one slave

emsco:
Someone should help me please. After my car passed the Uber inspect, i uploaded all the car documents and inspection report on Uber website but they are yet to review it and i didn't get any message from them. I uploaded the documents on Wednesday 13th of February. What could be wrong?

Just visit their office

Now that the election has been postponed, no request is coming why ?

This country is Nonsense, INEC had 4 years to plan for the election yet they are happy to postpone elections hereby increasing the days people would stay at home and affecting people's business and even important functions like wedding ceremony.

Now that the election has been postponed are we going to be receiving trip request ?

377:
Hmmmm today is wonderful, I got request from olawepo hasheem street ojo elegba to mushin. 7500, immediately I got another request from their to badagry 45000. Then i got anothet one from badagry to ketu,27800 then from ketu again to alaba international market, 12300. I rested at one joint with a plate of isinkwobi and big stout. At about 3pm took up again to volks then from volks got another request to sowore street in abulegba 14600, after that I got another request 16 minuits to pick d rider. We started d trip to Mary land. We where just gusting and laughing out loud. To d extent one lastma officer said we are causing people distraction. So when I dropped him off. He gave me cheque of 16000 and collected my CV cos I always have my CV with me. He said he likes my humbleness that he will help me. According to him he works in an embassy. Canadian embassy. He said they need admin officer that I should be praying hard. So folks please pray for me oh. If the job works I will discuss with the Canadian people to bring cars in Nigeria for Uber. So u guys will have enough cars to drive.

You are bloody lair, c as u dey mention thousands of naira

Big lie
I only bought 1k shawama for my girl friend