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If God makes me a millionaire and I don't use 10% of what he gives me on charity, let me die premature. This has been my prayers everyday.

If u want to impersonate somebody on facebook, simply block the person. If facebook tells the person you are using his or her picture, the person won't know who the person is.

*BREAKING NEWS!!!​*

What a world, some people sef, chaii...
A petrol tanker carrying 33,000 litres of petrol this afternoon was on a very high speed along *Kwara poly* oyun, when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him.
Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a 7 month old pregnant woman who was justt coming back from the General Hospital.
To cut the story short, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey.

Na Everyday you want to hear bad news

Preciousgirl:
I know you guys very well u don't joke with breastz

How do you know we don't joke with breastz my sweetheart?

myself13:
Good girls can be found in all tribes.Just say you are looking for cheap pussy to bleep.And for dem girls, they come cheap.

Clapping!!!!!!!!!! For ur mind now, you have made a good comment.

Some people will say its only valentine day that lovers exchange gifts, some will say its only guys that buy things for their girls during Christmas but I think its always normal that during Christmas, lovers get things for themselves to celebrate the festival and also the end of the year. What do you have in mind for your lover?

NoFavors:
My lost phone

Check it in that public place you plugged it for charging. Thanks

Lewaluv:
Come eat this...

Eat what please?

NoFavors:
With your flat head?

I don't know what you are looking for in this thread.

Am an Igbo and I must tell you, there is much difference between Igbo girls and yoruba girls when it comes to faithfulness and being contented. My neighbour's friend by name AY has made me to believe that some yoruba girls can be contented unlike Igbo girls. AY has nothing and this his friend just got admission into university but no money to pay for her school fees and other fees. I have never seen a girl as pretty as this girl but you will never know she has such problems. If she was to be an Igbo girl with such beauty and under such pressure and needy, getting money for her school fees won't be a problem because she would have slept with men to get it even more but this girl just kept smiling and being a good girl. Last week, I gave AY the money to give her, I also bought a phone for the girl and gave her through AY because she was just using one small phone like that. I have been with this girl and I saw how different men call him often because of her beauty yet she never felt for such temptation because if she is not a good girl, such money I gave her won't be a problem and a phone won't be her problem too. I know many Igbo girls who do all sorts of things when they are under pressure for money or in need of money. I may be wrong about yoruba girls but this attitude by this yoruba girl has made to have this love and admiration for yoruba girls. I may also be wrong about Igbo girls but I speak from what I have seen.

*BREAKING NEWS!!!​*

What a world, some people sef, chaii...
A petrol tanker carrying 33,000 litres of petrol this afternoon was on a very high speed along *Kwara poly* oyun, when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him.
Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a 7 month old pregnant woman who was justt coming back from the General Hospital.
To cut the story short, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey.

Na Everyday you want to hear bad news

If u check very well, u will discover that the crime comitted by any of these people may not be as huge or even 10th of crimes comitted by buhari or babangida

So if search for a porn movie in google, google keeps it? Everything u search is not even secret? Nawa o to google!!!


Thank God they don't attatch person's name to what he or searches, they would have blocked some people cus some people can search unserchable and abominations via google...people like ME!!!

amstamon:
Please I beg u in the name of God, just accept that you are not well, and that your brain is paining you.
PLEASE!!.

Please I beg u in the name of God, just accept that the thing pained you well.

shallysgirl:
Foolish comment.

Read by a foolish person

I love PDP



Nigeria has 36 states, buhari and ojukwu altogether have 12 letters. 1960 was Nigeria's independence and there are 6 days from monday to saturday. Remove the 6 from 1960 and add it to 52 weeks in a year and see that biafra has 6 letters. Now, since buhari and ojukwu have 12 letters, it means each has 6 letters. Obama has 5 letters, which means USA when added to Ojukwu will give 6 letters. Yoruba and Hausa have 11 letters together, 52 weeks in a year minus 1960 gives you East and North which means buhari will give you 6 letters while ojukwu will give you 6 letters also. From all these calculations, by the time you realise you are just wasting your time, you must have wasted your time reading meaningless things because you see buhari and ojukwu in it.

Remember, ojukwu has 6 letters, buhari has 6 letters, so


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The sex organ of a man is soft, but when a woman touches him, it becomes hard.

Lesson of the day:
It is women that make things hard for men.

Wisdom will not kill me....

Am sorry for askin this question pls. I hv not been online for sometimes nw and am not in or from abia. Pls, what did she do to merit this, pls can someone tell me politely? Thanks

I want to meet my sisters, am sure my fellow guys and men from anambra will also like to meet their sisters too. We are looking for wives..lol. Don't mind me, we are looking for friends we can trust, friends that cannot hurt us as their brothers, friends that will understand us, friends that we can easily meet for real without being scared. Anambra blood when meets anambra blood feels at home and secured no matter where you are. Kindly introduce yourself and be sincere. They say you people like money which I know but we know how to handle you people.
Am Richy, from Awka North, presently working in UNN though as an auxillary staff (not yet a permanent staff). Thanks

Chukapage:
I have consulted them and they have no clues so e like sey u no belong to my village airways so which airways do you operate?? it takes a strong hostess to knw that the guys EX is pretty by just reading the guys post

Even if she is right, but as men who have their right brains on their heads; are we supposed to celebrate or go for beauty or character at certain stage in our lives?

TheTourist:
Experiencing a similar situation with my gf now, strong headed by default always seeking a violent confrontation through constant provocation and feeling the need to be bossy and on top of situations. I am literally just playing the waiting game now. It's only a matter of time till I issue her that RED card, her traits aren't one to commit to on the long run and I don't see the relationship leading to a marriage. December 31st I'm calling it quits. Man's not getting any younger. I only regret the time spent but it's all valued experience to learn and move forward from.

So bro how did you get to go ahead with the breakup, as in how did you break the news to her to avoid a broken head lol... .....

I told her that a Prohetess asked me to stay away from any woman now...lol

Emu4life:
IF NOT FOR PMB.
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How would you know that Patience Jonathan mama is currently spending billions of dollars even while in the grave?
How would you know that Saraki kept N1.4b to himself from Paris Club refunds and is richer than Kwara state?
How would you know that $2.1b was shared by ATM Dasuki among ranks and files?
How would you know that Wale Oke hide N4b raw cash at Ikoyi's apartment?
How would you know that someone abandoned N400m at Kaduna's Airport without looking back for the fear of EFCC?
How would you know that over N1trillion was shared every year by the subsidy cabals yet you still had fuel scarcity?
How would you know that Tompolo was paid over N43b to protect our water ways by Jonathan?
Tell me, how would you know that over N240b was spent to import rice every year thereby leaving the local farmers poor as church rats?
How would you know that Deziani embezzled billion of dollars not to talk of the 56 choice property recently forfeited to the Federal Government through the court?
How would you know that Jamb who had over the years remitted N3million now remitted N8billion to the Federation account within one year?
How would you know that Fayose collected N4.7billion from Jonathan through Obanikoro to fund his Ekiti state election?
How would you know that Nigeria Customs can generate over N300b within first quarter of 2017 compared to N3b remitted over the years?
How would you know that Atiku and company (Intel) has been stealing from Nigeria government through the NPA for past 17years?
How would you know that some judges and lawyers are encouraging corruption through perpetual injunctions and what have you?
How would you know that Stella Oduah used her maids to launder N2.4b?
How would you know that Patience Jonathan also used her maids to launder over N13b even own Hotel worth N11b in Bayelsa?
How would you know that the unscrupulous ones hide billions of dollars on farms, grave hards, suckaway pits, tanks etc.?
How would you know that Deziani bribed INEC officials with N23b in the last 2015 elections to achieve victory for Jonathan and his cronies.
How would you know that Femi Aluko (Deziani's boy boy) bought a Yatch (Boat) worth N32b.
Hmmm, how would you know, how would you know...? if not for the Best President of our time.
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Like Oliver Twist, we are surely waiting to know more even if the National Assembly refused to pass the bill you sent to them (The Anti Corruption and Special Court bill) to Prosecute the corrupt elements in our midst besides our constitution which shelter the unscrupulous elites... the high and mighty ones in our society.
We all know that the House of Assembly/House of Legislatives are part of the rots in our country and we are eagerly waiting for them comes 2019.
We also know that their end is near because the lives of innocent people that died as a result of their callous ways will hunt them down.
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PMB, God bless and guide you for us.
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Share and let them know that we know everything..
© Donald Femi O. Ojumu.

And after knowing all these and recovering them, are you living better now than in previous administration?

39 home unbeaten!!!!!!

HARDSHIP.....why?

Amarabae:
oga,
Kids are everywhere in this section and sometimes you starve them of attention in order to frustrate them.
Doves don't mix with pigs because pigs stink.
I always laugh at this kind of E-bullying.
It's not worth my attention.
Good morning

Amarabae, we are still on this matter o, please come

jerrybakermillz:
Defending what? I was only booking for space,that's how I start my intro....never knew you would go so low by saying those words of yours....I don't indulge in wishing people bad luck and I was shock when you mention those unGodly words,if I was to be what you think of me,I bet you my brother we'll both be in a word of war by now,instead I pray for you after you hate comment

Let it be between you and God and also your conscience. You were booking a space by saying just "Kkk" only to such a heart-touching post? Have a nice day and stop quoting me.

jerrybakermillz:
Go back and read the 1st post again

My dear, stop defending your guilty conscience, your initial comment which was just "Kkk" which I even quoted and said some things to you there which you didn't like and reported it, hence it was removed; am not blind but if you claimed that your initial was not just "Kkk" which made me to drop those words to you, let it be between you and God. I only talked to you to your conscience.

jerrybakermillz:
Funny you never get to read my complete comment b4 u said all these ur unGodly words,I pray u and ur family members never gets to experience this kind of death in Jesus name,Amen...Takia

Please where was the complete comment? Comment you ran back to edit and add things you were supposed to add which you didn't know you would add until you saw my comment on your comments? Same to you.

The pic is not even clear sef

earthsync:
the government should do something about these tankers.

The only thing they can do is to build a different lane for tankers so that they will always follow there and be killing themelves but it won't be possible. Government has not even built enough roads for small vehicles let alone a different one for tankers.

APC has succeeded in bringing out this gentleman out to be speaking in public. APC said PDP was not good, Goodluck allowed them to take over. Now they have taken over, they will not focus on fixing the country they said was bad but always looking for Goodluck's problem or what he will say. Goodluck handed over the power and decided to go and rest, he hardly says anything against APC but APC will not respect themselves but always calling Goodluck's name all the time. Is Goodluck the only ex-president? Can you people focus on your administration and make the country better since it was worse? What kind of people is this?

AdeniyiA:
Comot your eye for her body, i sure say u fit don take eye comot her cloth

I don already naked am with my naked eyes.